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Childhood (1974-90)
1977 Firsts
1978 Seconds
1985 Cacappella
1986 Eye Beater
1987 Guitarded
1988 Kim 1
1988 Kim 2
1988 Kim 3
1988 Kim 4
1988 Kim 5
1988 Kim 6
1988 Kim 7
1988 Kim 8
1988 Kim 9
1988 Kim 10
1988 Kim 11
1988 Kim 12
1989 Kim 13
1989 Five Dollar Drummer
1989 Wino Three Girls
1990 A Caustic Gutter
1996-1999
1996 NoVaSoCa
1996 Fullerton
1997 Soundtracks
1997 Walk Around
1997 Riding the Greyhound
1999 I Mowed
1999 Simulameous
1999 Yikes
1999 Piano Farte
2000-2008
2001 Marathon
2001 Days Like These
2001 Alcan Back
2001 Sleepy Sloppy
2001 Dad Day Jam
2002 Unfit
2002 The Key of G
2003 Daffy Day
2003 Januweary
2003 Post-Key
2003 Fatiguitar
2003 Oh No
2005 Waiting
2005 Sun Strike
2006 Stinky Room
2006 Schtupid
2007 Coy Pun
2007 Post-Ides
2007 Post-Ideas
2007 Post-Ideals
2007 Warble
2007 Another Same Day
2007 And Another
2007 Bald Ballads
2007 Lunch Broken
2007 Mayo
2007 Mayon
2007 Mayonandon
2007 Mayoff
2007 Juneo
2007 Juneon
2007 Juneonandon
2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
2007 Fall Start
2007 False Tart
2007 Fall End
2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Cheapass lyrics 3:27 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
2 Low Budget Puke lyrics 0:02 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
3 Puke Beat 1 - 0:37 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
4 Puke Beat 2 - 2:14 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
5 Puke Punk - 2:20 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
6 Puke Trek - 0:58 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
7 Puke Garage - 1:15 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
8 Puke Metal - 1:08 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
9 Puke Reggae - 1:39 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
10 Travis is Dead lyrics 28:44 - - - 1999-07-0?
11 Khazad Drum - 2:49 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
12 Hopeless lyrics 1:08 download listen locally - 1999-07-0?
13 Fourth Intro lyrics 0:02 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
14 Fourth Piano - 1:39 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
15 Change of Pace lyrics 0:04 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
16 Fourth Metal - 1:13 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
17 Fourth Blues - 4:49 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
18 Fourth Punk - 0:52 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
19 Fourth Dirge lyrics 5:13 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
20 Fourth Outro lyrics 0:05 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
21 Compare That lyrics 0:04 download listen locally - 1999-07-04
Total 60:22 play all locally album rating:

Notes

This is a set of loud, sloppy jams recorded in early July 1999 on my sister's bass and her boyfriend's drums. I played both instruments simultaneously. Most of it sounds pretty lame; hence the album's title. The oddball is "Fourth Piano", which was thrown in as a joke. I don't have any photos from this time period, so had to scrounge up some semi-contemporary images.

Songs

Cheapass

I recorded this improv with my sister's bass and her boyfriend's drums in two passes using a pair of tape recorders. Have instrument will record, that's my philosophy.

I like the way the bass distorts. That was intentional; I wanted to sound like an electric guitar.

Lyrics to "Cheapass":

all right, this is travis' cheap-ass session
'cause i'm too lazy to drive over to my apartment and get my 4-track
yeah
okay, ready?
this is a test

i suck
let's try again
all right that sucked
  

Low Budget Puke

Introducing the next song...

Lyrics to "Low Budget Puke":

this is so low budget you'll puke
  

Puke Beat 1

Bang bang bang bang... This is same rhythm as in "Cheapass", but on drums instead of bass.

Puke Beat 2

This drum rhythm is kinda cool. Kinda. Sorta. Loses it at the end, though.

Puke Punk

Another bass and drums jam. It sounds like I thumped the kick drum while playing the bass. The bass is very distorted. I guess I was trying to sound punk.

Puke Trek

I played a melody from "Trek" on the bass while thumping the kick drum.

Puke Garage

Despite the fact that this features relatively involved bass and drum parts, I think I recorded them simultaneously rather than on 2 separate takes. I don't remember how I did it.

Puke Metal

Another bass and kick drum jam. This time, I tried to sound like heavy metal. I love the drum sound at the end.

Puke Reggae

This time I applied the bass and kick drum to reggae. It's okay. Sounds really muffled, though. And it needs melody. And more drums. And a steady beat. And a point.

Travis is Dead

This is a heavily distorted epic jam, recorded in one take (juggling bass and drums). I love the feedback at the start; it reminds me of Gang of Four. I also love the fact that the drums don't start until seven minutes in. Too bad they're so sloppy!

I really distorted the heck out of the bass! The vocals are really distorted too. It's hard to understand most of them. Not that you really wanna know what I was saying; the lyrics are very dark and raw.

This song was a catharsis. I was stressed about my musical lack of productivity. Tripecac had stalled; I was tired of my Yamaha SY55's limited polyphony, memory, sounds, and editing capability. I much prefered loose, noisy jamming like this, even though it was sloppy.

In this song, I pretended that it was now 2000 and that I had become a couch potato stoner/loser, that I was effectively "dead". That's how I saw some of my graduate school acquaintances. I really didn't want to be like them. This song is my criticism of their unambitious, uncreative personalities.

The interesting thing is that less than a year later, I gave up on the Yamaha SY55, abandoned the album-in-progress (South or Southeast), and bought myself a Triton and an electric guitar. So now I can jam noisily whenever I want. :)

As a "bonus", there's a tiny bit of "Christmas in Cancun" thrown in near the end.

Note: I'll probably censor the profanity before uploading the mp3.

Lyrics to "Travis is Dead":

???
i look back into myself
but ???
and i talk to myself
???
i say travis, ???
gotta be like them
it's 2000 and i tell myself i'll be ???
and i'm 27 and i will have what you like ???
and would you like the music
??? where the f--- am i now?
travis is dead
now i'm a cough potato
a big pot head
can't even write a song
take too god-d--- long
just gimme a bong
so long
travis is dead
travis is dead
a person i talk to all the time when i was little is dead
where is he now
2000 comes and he's nothing but a somewhat slim
but always miscontent discontent
can't even speak right
doesn't even give a s--- if he speaks right
oh just f--- you, travis, f--- you
oughta be dead
come on
this is called idleside
idleside
big ??? ified
whatever
just play the d--- music
  

Khazad Drum

The title is a pun on "Khazad Dum", which was J.R.R. Tolkien's other name for Moria. Yeah, pretty lame. The music is even worse. It's just sloppy pounding on drums. I guess the kick drum sounded like the drums in Moria.

Hopeless

More thumping. I don't know why I thought I would want to reuse it.

Lyrics to "Hopeless":

all right, something i can actually use later

it's pretty much hopeless, don't you think?
  

Fourth Intro

I was announcing the next set of improvs...

Lyrics to "Fourth Intro":

fourth of july 1999
  

Fourth Piano

This starts with simple, slow arpeggios, and then turns into semi-cheesy chords. And then very cheesy melodies. Yuck. Fortunately, it's short.

Change of Pace

Bored with the piano, I headed back downstairs to the bass and drums.

Lyrics to "Change of Pace":

all right
and this is a complete change of pace
it's like 15 minutes later
  

Fourth Metal

More noisy bass and drums racket. I was trying and failing (again) to sound like heavy metal.

Fourth Blues

I was trying to sound bluesy. Not too bad. For the first few seconds. But then it keeps going, and going, and going... There are pockets of almost-coolness, but lots of sloppy boringness.

Fourth Punk

I was trying to sound punk again. Didn't really work.

Fourth Dirge

This starts off painfully slow. But gradually becomes cooler. Not too cool, though. This is still Trex we're talking about.

Lyrics to "Fourth Dirge":

this is called my fourth of july dirge
  

Fourth Outro

Bye bye.

Lyrics to "Fourth Outro":

that was my bunch of pretentious celebratory noodling
  

Compare That

Final words from the day's long jam session.

Lyrics to "Compare That":

now compare that to the gentle piano we heard upstairs