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1977 Firsts
1978 Seconds
1985 Cacappella
1986 Eye Beater
1987 Guitarded
1988 Kim 1
1988 Kim 2
1988 Kim 3
1988 Kim 4
1988 Kim 5
1988 Kim 6
1988 Kim 7
1988 Kim 8
1988 Kim 9
1988 Kim 10
1988 Kim 11
1988 Kim 12
1989 Kim 13
1989 Five Dollar Drummer
1989 Wino Three Girls
1990 A Caustic Gutter
1996-1999
1996 NoVaSoCa
1996 Fullerton
1997 Soundtracks
1997 Walk Around
1997 Riding the Greyhound
1999 I Mowed
1999 Simulameous
1999 Yikes
1999 Piano Farte
2000-2008
2001 Marathon
2001 Days Like These
2001 Alcan Back
2001 Sleepy Sloppy
2001 Dad Day Jam
2002 Unfit
2002 The Key of G
2003 Daffy Day
2003 Januweary
2003 Post-Key
2003 Fatiguitar
2003 Oh No
2005 Waiting
2005 Sun Strike
2006 Stinky Room
2006 Schtupid
2007 Coy Pun
2007 Post-Ides
2007 Post-Ideas
2007 Post-Ideals
2007 Warble
2007 Another Same Day
2007 And Another
2007 Bald Ballads
2007 Lunch Broken
2007 Mayo
2007 Mayon
2007 Mayonandon
2007 Mayoff
2007 Juneo
2007 Juneon
2007 Juneonandon
2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
2007 Fall Start
2007 False Tart
2007 Fall End
2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Cavy Attack 1 lyrics 4:23 download listen locally - 2007-07-23
2 Cavy Attack 2 lyrics 3:49 download listen locally - 2007-07-23
3 Birthdays lyrics 2:14 download listen locally - 2007-07-24
4 Vibration Thing lyrics 1:20 download listen locally - 2007-07-25
5 White Coffee lyrics 15:35 download listen locally - 2007-07-27
6 Mexican lyrics 3:05 - - - 2007-07-27
7 Mexican Coda lyrics 3:00 download listen locally - 2007-07-27
8 Dog Choice lyrics 4:21 download listen locally - 2007-07-28
9 Anti-Heat lyrics 4:17 download listen locally - 2007-07-28
10 Anti-Heat Coda lyrics 1:08 download listen locally - 2007-07-28
11 Third of August lyrics 8:10 download listen locally - 2007-08-03
12 Phone Filler lyrics 1:16 download listen locally - 2007-08-03
13 Pick Fakery lyrics 2:01 download listen locally - 2007-08-03
14 Fick Pakery lyrics 5:17 download listen locally - 2007-08-03
15 No Boarder lyrics 3:25 download listen locally - 2007-08-06
16 Preparing for a Trip lyrics 9:36 download listen locally - 2007-08-06
17 Don't Skip the Lid lyrics 2:49 download listen locally - 2007-08-07
18 Boof lyrics 3:02 download listen locally - 2007-08-07
Total 78:48 play all locally album rating:

Notes

Guinea pigs are a recurring theme here. So are dogs. Not a good mix. Neither is the music!

Songs

Cavy Attack 1

Long, dumb song about guinea pigs and sickness.

Since this song doesn't have a date mentioned for it, I'm assuming it was recorded during my lunch break on the next workday, which was 23 July.

Lyrics to "Cavy Attack 1":

1 2 3 4

is the smell in my head
precursor being dead
should it give me cause to worry
is there something in my brain that's furry

should my aching eyes
herald an unpleasant surprise
will the nose dripping blood
be a precursor to the flood of the furry

of the fury
fury of the furry creature in my bed
creature in my bed
creature in my head
creature in my head

i got a cavy in my bed
i got a cavy in my head
and i think the cavy wants me dead
or maybe he just wants to steal my bead

cavy fury

maybe they're mad that i always clip their nails
maybe they hate being separated because they're pals

but the cavies have rabies
the furry cavies are learning to build things in their cage
and someday they'll they'll they'll they'll 
they'll they'll rebel rebel rebel 

here comes the cavy revolt
as they climb out of the cage
here come the cavies the cavies the cavy revolt
  

Cavy Attack 2

Continuation of the previous song ("Cavy Attack 1").

Lyrics to "Cavy Attack 2":

i gotta get something sophisticated going you know
you know this isn't very sophisticated
but i got blisters that's the thing
it's been so long since i've been playing the guitar so long and i got blisters
switch to the pick
not gonna end the song until my backups are done
yes i'm multitasking
ok this is called multitasking cavy attack number 1
but for short we'll call it cavy attack number 1
no it was called this is cavy attack number 2
the last one was cavy attack cavy attack number 1
this is cavy attack number 2

the cavies like to attack number 2
they like to shoot their poo poo at you

the cavies don't have rabies
that was just a bad joke

the cavies like to shoot their poo poo at you
they call this cavy attack number 2
the cavies have rabies in their number 2
call it number 2 yeah inside of you

the cavies have rabies in their number 2
everybody sing along don't let them ??? you oh yeah
the cavies have rabies in their number 2
the cavies have rabies in their number 2

donovan's the worst
his sense of humor is so perverse
he'll tease you he likes to tease you
with a with a half-a-poo
shoobidy doo

the cavies have rabies hidden in their number 2
the cavies have rabies and they shoot their number 2 at you at you at you

the pick flew out of my hand
thus ending the song
thankfully for those of you wish sensitive brains
  

Birthdays

The vocals aren't very clear in the beginning, but I like the simplicity of this song. This is not autobiographical!

Lyrics to "Birthdays":

today is the 24th of july
it's a little bit of song about a hypocrisy

her birthday it's all i get
it's not about the presents
her birthday it's all i get
oh no

on her birthday it's all i get
it's not about the presents
her birthday it's all i get
oh no

on her birthday she says 
that's all i get
on my birthday she says 
it's not about the presents

her birthday she says 
what that's all i get
on her on my birthday she says
you know it's not about the presents

on her birthday she says 
what that's all i get
and on my birthday she says 
you know it's not about the presents

on her birthday she says 
what that's all i get
and on my birthday she says 
can't you just be happy with my presence
can't you just be happy with my presence
can't you just be happy with my presence

all right that's all for now
  

Vibration Thing

Noisy, yucky blues which I recorded while waiting for a phone call. The song ends when the call comes in.

Lyrics to "Vibration Thing":

25th of july 2007

i'm waiting for a call
waiting for a call
that will  determine my night
it's gonna determine if the weekend's all right

i'm waiting for a call
waiting for that call
there's no ring
'cause i am using the vibration thing
'cause i am using the vibration thing

gotta go
  

White Coffee

This starts off as a noisy, Sonic Youth inspired drone improv. The lyrics are kinda cool once they get going.

However, I kept getting distracted. A couple minutes in, the mic fell on the floor, and then a few minutes later, the tape ended. Each time I lost a bit of the groove.

Lyrics to "White Coffee":

27 july 2007

i get up in the morning
dutifully drink my coffee
toasting the columbians
to only include coffee

but what if one of these days
i drink it and into my head comes a haze
what if one of these morning
i find i have been tricked into drinking coffee laced with cocaine

coffee coffee laced with cocaine
'cause you know if somebody can sabotoge netflix 
  by putting sticky stuff on a dvd
then it's not inconceivable that someone slips some cocaine into coffee

so what if one of these mornings 
i awaken and begin to trip
what if one of these mornings 
i find the cu??? custom people had slipped

what if one of these mornings 
i wake up and i feel a buzz like i never felt before
and my heart is racing i feel wired
is this just strong coffee or is there more 
is there more is there more is there more

there's cocaine in my coffee 
i never asked for it
when i come down from this coffee
i can tell that i'm gonna feel like s---

'cause there's cocaine in my coffee 
i can't even spit
???
???

oh there's cocaine in
what was that man
everything went black

what's going on there man
the microphone's on the floor man
what's going on there man
things are getting out of control man

now i'm on the floor drinking coffee
laced with cocaine i forget the name of the brand
i'm laying on the floor 
wondering why is that powdery stuff by my hand

oh it's cocaine in my coffee
oh it's cocaine in my coffee

???

all right got the microphone off the floor again

last time
here we go
this is the end

there's cocaine in my coffee
now i've messed up my life
'cause of the saboteurs in columbia
there goes my life

i thought something was weird this morning
when i felt too wired
when the coke ??? wore off
i had never ever ever felt that tired

'cause there's cocaine in my coffee
thank the columbians for pulling a practical joke
there is cocaine in my coffee
i didn't order it i'm an innocent bloke

somebody put cocaine in my coffee
somebody put cocaine in my coffee
somebody put cocaine in my coffee
somebody put cocaine in my coffee

somebody put cocaine in my coffee
cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine

well i like the cocaine you know
first time ??? can't afford the blow
i like cocaine in my coffee every day
cocaine in my coffee there's no other way

to get the morning started
to get the morning started
'cause i got to get the morning started 
started get it started ???
started get it start in an appropriate way

there's cocaine in my coffee and that's the way i like it now
gotta order from the same columbians
there's cocaine in my coffee and i think i'm hooked on it now
any other coffee is for plebians

i like my coffee white
i like my coffee all right
i like my coffee sparkling white
i like my coffee fix tonight tonight tonight tonight

cocaine in my coffee every meal
here you go columbians i think it's a steal
your cocaine is so sparkling it's the real deal
give it to me in the coffee gotta have that white coffee sparkling appeal

but then comes the crash
the sirens
the heart attack

now i'm in the hospital

i swear doctors
i didn't know what they were putting in my coffee
i swear i didn't know what they were putting in my coffee

why won't you believe me
why won't you believe me
why won't you believe me
i was just drinking coffee

why won't you believe me
why won't you believe me
i thought it was just coffee
i thought it was just coffee
i thought it was just coffee
i thought it was just coffee

i thought it was just coffee
i thought i thought i thought it was just coffee
i never knew there was cocaine hidden in my coffee
it came from someone else hidden in coffee
there was cocaine
got me addicted 

just gotta finish the last side
i had a thought 
i don't like being interrupted

i had a thought 
i don't like being interrupted
i had a thought 
don't like being interrupted

there was coffee 
and it was crystally
and it appealed to me
and it made me feel ???

there was cocaine 
hidden in my coffee
i was buzzing 
i was ???

there was cocaine ???

but then my life
but then my life
but then my life ??? shambles

'cause of the cocaine
hidden in my coffee officer
it was in my coffee officer
it was in my coffee officer

it was just in my coffee
it was just in my coffee
it was just in my coffee officer
it was just in my coffee officer
it was just in my coffee officer
it was just in my coffee ???

yes someone put someone put someone put someone put
yes someone put someone put someone put someone put it in

someone put cocaine in my coffee
???
it's just it's just come on ???
believe me someone put

someone put the someone put the someone put it in
put it in put it in put it in 
someone put it in put it in put it in 

believe me officer
believe me officer

that was dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
  

Mexican

Kinda catchy, but profane at the end.

Lyrics to "Mexican":

same day 27 july
i'm really behind at digitizing trex you know
i'm really behind
i got stalled
doing some stuff for 2003 i think
i got stalled

i'm an american
???

i thought ??? mexican
i thought ??? can
???
???

i thought you were a mexican
i see mexicans wherever i can
i thought you were a mexican
but you can't cook like a mexican
you cannot cook like a mexican

i thought you were a mexican
you look like a mexican man
i thought you were a mexican
but you can't sing like a mexican can
no you can't sing like a mexican can

i thought you were a mexican
i thought you were a real mexican
i thought you were a mexican
but you can't drink like a mexican can
no no no you can't drink like a mexican can
you can't drink like a mexican can
you can't drink like a tequila man

i thought she was a mexican
i thought she was a mexican woman
i thought she was a mexican
but she can't kiss like a mexican can
no no no she can't kiss like a mexican can

i thought she was a mexican
a mexi mexi mexican woman
i thought she was a mexican
no no she can't f--- like a mexican
no no no she can't f--- like a mexican

i thought i was a mexican
i thought i was a mexican can
i thought i was a mexican
but i can't f--- like a mexican can
no no no i can't f--- like a mexican can
no no no i can't f--- like a f---ing mexican

way to ruin a song with profanity travis
i'll do a clean version
no it's too late
just fade out on the f---ing clean version
  

Mexican Coda

Continuation of "Mexican 1". Not nearly as catchy, because I was out of steam.

Lyrics to "Mexican Coda":

one more song
no i can't do another song because my rule to myself was 2 songs a day
so i gotta continue that one
let's call this mexican part 2

hear the sirens chasing after me as i near the border
hear the sirens calling out to me as i near the heavens
as i near the heavens
i near the heavens

every mexican man

this is not sophisticated
this is not sophisticated
this is not sophisticated
this is not sophisticated

neither is the mexican in heaven
neither is the mexican in heaven
i got another mexican in heaven
i got another mexican in heaven

can you make me a taco
can you make me a taco
yo mexican man
oh god what happened 
that was a disaster

no i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans

i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
i'm not gonna make fun 
it's not worth making fun of mexicans

i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
i'm not gonna make fun of mexicans
there's point in making fun of mexicans

all right that's completely unnecessary
travis do not feel compelled to digitize that it was crap
go ahead and fade out through that first mexican song
the rest was poo poo
it's too hot in here to concentrate
  

Dog Choice

Simple idea that goes on wayyyyyy too long.

Lyrics to "Dog Choice":

28th of july

i don't want a pug
i think they are fugly
i don't want a pug
i think they are fugly

i want a bulldog
they are the king dog
i'd rather have a bulldog
they are the king dog

i don't want a bulldog
i think they are fugly
i don't want a bulldog
i think they are fugly

gotta have a lab
gotta have a lab
that's all i'm gonna have
???

i don't wanna lab
i don't wanna lab
i think are crappy
i don't wanna labby

gotta have a collie
gotta have a collie
oh man gollie
??? collie

i hate the collies
i hate the collies
i think they are fugly
i think they are buggy

i gotta have a golden
gotta have a golden
i like the golden
if i get me a golden

i don't like the golden
i don't like the golden
i don't like the golden
no i don't like the golden

gotta get me a shepherd
gotta get me a shepherd
i gotta have a shepherd
listen get me a shepherd

no i don't want a shepherd
no i hate the shepherds
i think they fugly
just like the little puggy

gotta get me a poodle
gotta get me a poodle
oh i love to doodle
little pictures of poodles

no i don't like poodles
oh i hate the poodles
i think they are noodles
oh i despise poodles

gotta get me a pit bull
gotta get me a pit bull
i always loved pit bulls
every other dog is pitigul

but i hate the pit bulls
no i don't like pit bulls
i can't stand pit bulls
i think they are pitiful

gotta get me a chihuahua
gotta get me a chihuahua
gotta get me a chihuahua
oh like petawawa

oh i hate chihuahuas
oh i hate chihuahuas
i hate their little bodies
and their little attitudes

gotta get me a pug
oh i hate the pugs
gotta get me a puggy puggy puggy puggy puggy puggy puggy
puggy puggy puggy puggy puggy

but i hate the puggies
i hate the puggies
oh i hate the puggies
oh i hate the puggies
  

Anti-Heat

Hard to understand.

Lyrics to "Anti-Heat":

same day
second and last song
1 2 3 4

1

gonna go on a hike
one i like
gonna go on a hike
don't wanna get on the bike

gonna go for a hike
going where i like
??? hike
???

gonna go on ahead to the trees
and i hope that you ??? the breeze
i'm tired of the ???
i need to feel the

anti-heat
of the trees
anti-heat
of the trees

this is called 
anti-heat
anti-heat
brought to you by trees

i like the trees
and their anti-heat
they make me feel cool
i feel so studly

i like the anti-trees
they ???
and the rocks and the leaves
??? hey

i like the anti-trees
??? the birds and the ???
??? the rookery
??? of me

i like my cinema
???
??? for a cinema
she is an ??? so what's new

what's new

she has them wrapped up
and ??? up
wrapped up
now i'm tied up

[scat]

i like the trees
and their anti-heat
oh i like the trees
and i want to meet you in the trees

i like the trees
and their anti-heat
oh i like the trees
i gotta keep my feet i gotta keep my feet 
  

Anti-Heat Coda

Intentionally alienating the majority of my audience. Dumb.

Lyrics to "Anti-Heat Coda":

that was it number 2 
song number 2 not allowed to do anymore
you know you know can't do anymore songs
unless i call this a coda
anti-heat coda

there was so much heat in the world
it was frying my brain
i felt as stupid as a pretty girl

there was so much heat outside
i felt like a stupid stupid bride

'cause girls can't think
everyone knows that
girls just that
everybody knows that

girls can't think
no need to generalize
girls can't think
this song stinks

all right that's a coda
that does not need to go onto a hard disk
in anybody's collection
  

Third of August

Tons of false starts and technical difficults, including a mic cut-out. Not that it matters, given the idiotic lyrics. I kept it as one long messy song, editing out the even worse bits.

Lyrics to "Third of August":

all right today is the 3rd of august
august august 2007
friday

this is the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
of august ???

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
i believe we're gonna ???
hey

hey hey

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

oh god
that's called turd of august

that was turd of august
this is 3rd of august
how many times do i have to repeat the joke
1 2 3 4

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

it's the 3rd of august
the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
hey hey

that was turd 2 of august
this doesn't sound very good
maybe less distortion
this is called
oh man what's happening to mic
it's moving around
it's not supposed to move around
the mic is supposed to point at my lovely lovely face you know
what's up with this moving mic
i think it's rejecting me
that's not cool
let's try it again

this is called 3rd of august
first 2 takes were turd of august and turd 2 of august
??? i r d 
1 2 3 4
 
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

???

oh that was turd 3 of august
oh god how many turds of august do i have to make

i know ???
i think ???
i know ???
i think we're gonna ???

???

guess what that was turd 4 of august

ok  
something's not right
ok that was really horrible
the mic actually cut off
so you missed my lovely vocals at some point
there wasn't much there anyway
 
i hate this mic
i hate this mic
i hate this mic
i hate this mic

i hate this mic
i hate this mic
???

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

what's gonna happen in a week
???
what's gonna happen ???
???

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

changing to low impedence
1 2 3 4

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of august

it's the 3rd of august
it's the 3rd of 

what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen in a week
what's gonna happen ???

i don't think i'm going to sleep
i do not have the stamina i used to have
  

Phone Filler

One half of a phone conversation, and then some filler to eat up the rest of the tape. Blah.

Lyrics to "Phone Filler":

oh meet you
meet you or walk together
do you want to meet or do you ??? you wanna walk together
ok we can walk together that would be nice
???
ok
ok
ok
all right you just ???
  

Pick Fakery

This has better sound quality than the last few songs, but is devoid of ideas.

Lyrics to "Pick Fakery":

all right
i had horrible microphone problems on that last tape
hopefully this one will be better
today is the 3rd of august 2007
un tu caca paca

i am using a pick
i am using a pick
i am playing really fast
and i'm using the first thingie on the thingie thingie

i am using a pick
i am abusing a pick
it makes me feel like i'm playing really fast licks

but i can't
it's all fakery
no i can't 
it's all fakery ery ery ery ry

my fingers are hurting
1 2 3 4

just forget it
that's just called pick fakery ok
  

Fick Pakery

Mimicking speed metal.

Lyrics to "Fick Pakery":

this next one is gonna be called fick pakery
all right and it's the last song for today
fick pakery
spell that as you will

gosh that sounds really empty
this song is called fick pakery
it might not last very long 'cause it's really hot in here and i'm tired

fick pakery
fick pakery
fick pakery
fick pakery

  [repeat]

fick pakery
fick pakery
we all want to eat figs in a bakery
yeah

that's horrible
there's no excuse for this
blame it on the pick
is that my excuse
it's kinda cool that i can get a feedback
and i'm just standing here
it's not like i'm ???

fick pakery

1 2 3 4

fick pakery
fick

well i had a 50 50 chance of it sounding cooler or worse
it just happened to sound worse that time
well this one sounds cooler
final bit of fick pakery
1 2 3 4

there we go
i gotta go now
just when it gets cool
well cool is in quotes
actually double nested triple quadruple nested underlined quotes
bye
  

No Boarder

More about dogs. Dumb lyrics, dumb music.

Lyrics to "No Boarder":

6th of august 2007
called no boarder
b o a r d e r

???
oops

don't want a border collie
oh that would be a folly
don't want a border collie
oh no by golly

it would destroy the house
treat the guinea pigs like a mouse
it would destroy everything
and chew the baby's ankles

oh god

don't want a border collie
oh that would be a folly
they're too damn smart for us
and they'll tear the house apart

oh that's sloppy
oh that's so sloppy
bi-bippy boppy

don't want a border collie
oh that would be a folly
no no no no no no by golly
cannot have a border collie

they're too darn smart
and when they get bored they tear the house apart
they're too darn smart
and they tear the poor guinea pigs apart

don't want a border collie
oh that would be a folly
oh no by golly
we cannot have a border collie

'cause they're too darn smart
they get bored and tear the house apart
tear the little guinea pigs apart
tear our future babies apart

god that sucked
  

Preparing for a Trip

Laughably repetitive at the start, with lots of unsteady strumming through the rest of it. Very rough.

Lyrics to "Preparing for a Trip":

ok 2nd and last song of the day coming up
last song of the 6th of august 2007

we are preparing to take a trip
we are preparing to take a trip
we are preparing to take a trip

  [repeat several times]

and where will we go when we hit the road
where will we go when we hit the road
will we go to idaho

where will we head when we hit the road
will we go instead to idaho
where will we head when we hit the road

we are preparing to take a trip
we are preparing to take a trip
we are preparing to take a trip

we are preparing to take a trip
we don't know where we're going on this trip
we have a rough idea but that's all

don't have an itinerary
don't have a plan 
much beyond the first day or two at all

just like this song we're gonna wing it
gonna hope we wrest some beauty and memories
from the 2 weeks we're allocating ourselves

like this song we're gonna wing it
hope no disaster interrupts our plans
hope no geyser erupts our hands on this trip

gotta prepare to take a trip
gotta prepare to take this trip
gotta prepare to take the trip

we are preparing to take a trip
we are preparing to take a trip
we are preparing to take a trip

we're gonna wing it cross our fingers
heading east and then north
and then southwest in a triangle

tentative destinations include yellowstone and glacier alberta rockies 
then we come home 
that's the plan as of today

august 6 on the ??? i need for our trip
at least that's the plan
i hope nothing interrupts it
nothing interferes with our very loose plan

'cause i'm not a very patient man
not a very tolerant to changes in plans

getting ready to take a trip
getting ready to take a trip
getting ready to take to take a trip

getting ready to hit the road
getting ready to hit the road
gotta get lots of junk stowed for the trip

for the trip
for the trip trip trip trip
for the trip trip trip trip

get up ???

in 5 days we take our trip
in 5 days we take our trip
in 5 days we hit the road cross our fingers

what's gonna happen on our trip
what's gonna happen on our trip
will we have a successful trip

in 5 days we take our trip
in 5 days we take our trip hey
in 5 days we're gonna wing it
i think we're gonna wing it

i got the feeling got the feeling
that we're just gonna wing it

we're preparing for our trip
we're preparing for our trip
we're preparing for our trip

got a rough idea for the trip
got a rough idea for it
gonna head east and north and southwest

in a triangle not a square not a circle not a rectangle
or nothing not a triangle
keep it simple keep it angle

gonna hit canada in the 2nd week i hope
gonna visit placedsi've been before
and liked so much you know

like lake louise and jasper
maybe skip banff this time
it's too crowded there for the likes of me
i prefer feeling like the environment's mine
environment's mine
environment's mine

well that just collapsed
all right bye bye
  

Don't Skip the Lid

Dumb garage rock about the cavies.

Lyrics to "Don't Skip the Lid":

7th of august

why take the risk
why take the risk
why take the risk
gotta get 'em a lid

why take the risk
gotta keep them safe
why take the risk
get 'em a lid

you like the guinea pigs
so you gotta give them a lid

you like those guinea pigs

why take a break
why take a break
why not stay vigilant
every day

don't take a break
don't take a risk
???
or you'll never see those pigs again

you like the guinea pigs
so you better not
skip on the lip
skip on the lip

who cares if you have to redo their cage from scratch
who cares if you have to spend a hundred dollars to protect

don't skip on the lid
don't skip the lid
don't skip the lid
for the sake of the pigs

don't skip the lid
don't skip the lid
for the sake of the pigs
don't skip the lid
don't skip the lid
don't skip the lid

that collapsed
just like a cage would without a lid
  

Boof

Sloppy, laboured playing.

Lyrics to "Boof":

ok 2nd and last

what to boof it up

boof boof bedoof doof doff
boof boof boof is how i feel today
boof boof ...

i always boof up 
boof boof ...

i ??? always boofing

nice tone 
horrible horrible writing and performance
got no real conviction in here

oh it's a goof it's a goof it's a goof
i don't wanna make a goof
don't wanna make a goof
it's a goof goof goof ...
oh it's a goof it's a goof it's a goof
i hate making the boof boof boof
it's a goof goof goof ...
???
it's a goof goof goof ... 
boof boof boof ...
it's a goof goof goof
it's a goof goof goof
goof ...

nope
there ain't nothing coming out of my head today that merits being on a cd
nuttin