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Childhood (1974-90)
1977 Firsts
1978 Seconds
1985 Cacappella
1986 Eye Beater
1987 Guitarded
1988 Kim 1
1988 Kim 2
1988 Kim 3
1988 Kim 4
1988 Kim 5
1988 Kim 6
1988 Kim 7
1988 Kim 8
1988 Kim 9
1988 Kim 10
1988 Kim 11
1988 Kim 12
1989 Kim 13
1989 Five Dollar Drummer
1989 Wino Three Girls
1990 A Caustic Gutter
1996-1999
1996 NoVaSoCa
1996 Fullerton
1997 Soundtracks
1997 Walk Around
1997 Riding the Greyhound
1999 I Mowed
1999 Simulameous
1999 Yikes
1999 Piano Farte
2000-2008
2001 Marathon
2001 Days Like These
2001 Alcan Back
2001 Sleepy Sloppy
2001 Dad Day Jam
2002 Unfit
2002 The Key of G
2003 Daffy Day
2003 Januweary
2003 Post-Key
2003 Fatiguitar
2003 Oh No
2005 Waiting
2005 Sun Strike
2006 Stinky Room
2006 Schtupid
2007 Coy Pun
2007 Post-Ides
2007 Post-Ideas
2007 Post-Ideals
2007 Warble
2007 Another Same Day
2007 And Another
2007 Bald Ballads
2007 Lunch Broken
2007 Mayo
2007 Mayon
2007 Mayonandon
2007 Mayoff
2007 Juneo
2007 Juneon
2007 Juneonandon
2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
2007 Fall Start
2007 False Tart
2007 Fall End
2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Sewer Intro lyrics 0:13 download listen locally - 1988-01-12
2 Sewer Guitar - 0:18 download listen locally - 1988-01-12
3 This Year lyrics 4:51 download listen locally 1988-01-11 1988-01-12
4 Super Intelligence - 3:34 download listen locally 1988-01-?? 1988-01-12
5 Warbly Chatter lyrics 0:49 download listen locally - 1988-01-12
6 Fishing by the Lake - 2:46 download listen locally 1988-01-11 1988-01-12
7 Crater Intro lyrics 0:31 download listen locally - 1988-01-12
8 Crater Games - 1:28 download listen locally - 1988-01-12
9 Facial lyrics 5:25 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
10 The Word lyrics 5:15 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
11 Trav's Motto lyrics 0:12 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
12 The Grudge lyrics 9:50 download listen locally 1988-01-12 1988-01-13
13 Chatter Medley lyrics 3:41 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
14 Mister Bossy lyrics 1:53 download listen locally 1987-??-?? 1988-01-13
15 Life in New York lyrics 3:58 download listen locally 1987-10-?? 1988-01-13
16 Education lyrics 1:46 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
17 Carrots Intro lyrics 0:33 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
18 Carrots lyrics 5:16 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
19 Clouds of Thought lyrics 7:24 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
20 Goodbye lyrics 5:11 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
21 Stand Up South Africa lyrics 12:15 download listen locally - 1988-01-13
Total 77:09 play all locally album rating:

Notes

These songs are from my second batch of songs for my cousin Kim. They tended to be long, rambly, and either irritating or boring. I edited them down a lot. Don't worry: you're not missing anything good!

From the notes I sent to Kim:

Oh no, not more!

Thanks for the shirt. I've worn it every day to school so far!

Ones you might consider liking: "I Hold a Grudge", "Education", "Carrots", "Clouds of Thought", "Stand Up South Africa" [...]

Please tell me again which you like and what you like about them, so that I may someday put together a Best Of... "album".

Remember my motto: 1 in 10 is good.

Songs

Sewer Intro

This chatter starts the second batch of songs for Kim.

Lyrics to "Sewer Intro":

hey it's here
the letter from travis is here
celebrate, everybody, come on, let's have a party
travis' letter is here, finally

yes
here's a song
and i don't have a name for it
but it's lower than the gutter
it's sewer guitar
  

Sewer Guitar

Yikes. This is very, very bad. I edited out most of it, to save us pain.

From my notes to Kim:

9:52pm On one of the "videos". Real dumb and short. Admit it!

I guess this means I sent videos to Kim?

This Year

The intro for this is long and sloppy, with slow solos and lots of fiddling. When the vocals finally drag themselves out of bed, the energy level increases but the sloppiness still spoils the fun. The recording quality is also all over the place; I think I knocked over the mic while recording.

From my notes to Kim:

10:05pm Wrote it yesterday waiting 2 hrs for school to start. A couple mistakes. You'll like this one.

Like it? Not really.

Lyrics to "This Year":

this one's to kim
or to tony
or to jim
it's all balogna
hey
pretty catchy, isn't it?

i know this girl she's beautiful to see
and we used to be friends - her and me
just friends, that's all; no more could we be
and now we're less than that, you see

i see her every once in a while
she might say "hi"; we only smile
we both have taken our different styles
from her friendship, i'm exiled

she's the best looking girl in the whole 9th grade
a year ago i had it made
but it's no use continuing that silly crusade
we can see that our friendship has long since decayed
  

Super Intelligence

Cheesy chord progressions. Annoying, annoying, annoying. I wrote lyrics for this, but for some reason didn't include them. Oh well. No great loss.

The tape was very warbly, and could barely play. Again, no great loss.

I actually like the way it sounds when it dies at the end. Die, cheese, die!!!

From my notes to Kim:

10:20pm Instrumental.

Warbly Chatter

Lots of tape mangling. I wasn't saying much of interest, though. Funny how I got mad at myself for hitting the keyboard accidentally. I guess I was cranky from being tired.

Lyrics to "Warbly Chatter":

ok that one was fair
it had that heart and soul background
it's called super intelligence
and it's not about me
believe it or not
i'm not talking about myself
it was just a song i did
ow
now that really helps doesn't it
i wrote it when i was waiting for the bus yesterday
i don't know it's 10:31
boy it's really getting late
i hate it when that radio comes in
you hear if i'm quiet then the radio comes in
you can also hear jessica whining in the background
of course she's whining
that's all she's capable of doing
what do you expect from a 12 year old
i'm almost 15
  [knock]
what? i'm recording
i can put it on the earphones
i'm gonna put on my earphones like i said i would
so the rest will have to be instrumental
at least for today
so i'm gonna finish up this side
with an instrumental song, ok
ok so here goes
let me make it up first, ok
if you don't mind, let me make it up first
this one's called
fishing by the lake
  

Fishing by the Lake

Hey, Travis, learn to count!

This was split between sides 1 and 2. The playing was painfully labored, and the recording horribly warbly, causing nasty pitch changes. Yes, blame it on the tape. I whittled away about 2/3 of it. You aren't missing anything.

From my notes to Kim:

10:35pm Enjoy (and pardon the errors).

Crater Intro

You can hear me choosing a song title. Too bad I didn't spend as long composing the music.

Lyrics to "Crater Intro":

now when you listen to that song can't you just feel the lake?
doesn't it have the feeling of somebody fishing by the lake?
right
ok this is the last one and then i'll do some more tomorrow
i'm already on the second side
just right down the title on the tape so that you can read it
this next one is moon orchestra
no, that's probably been done
how about crater cage
no, crater chaos
no, that's still not good
crater crawler
crater game
crater games
there we go
crater games
it's called crater games
  

Crater Games

Wow, sounds like just about any other preset-drenched improv. Watch out for those painful solos, though. Sigh. Fortunately, it's short. Thanks to my aggressive editing. :)

From my notes to Kim:

10:49pm

Mega-yawn.

I'm real sorry I haven't had many yet with lyrics (only 1 so far), but it is 10:56pm and I have to record directly from the keyboard while I wear earphones (I don't want to wake anyone up).

Goodnight! (for me, at least)

Lot of foul notes in here.

Facial

I designated this and the next song ("The Word") as "tape filler". I think Allen Foster helped write some of the words. It's actually kinda cool during the first couple verses. Then the chorus kicks in and it's extremely annoying. If you don't believe me, just have a listen. Luckily for you, I've drastically shortened it. Hooray for editing!

From my notes to Kim:

4:20pm Wrote in school.

Lyrics to "Facial":

i wrote this one in school
with a little help from allen foster
i have to give him that much credit
ok 1 2 hit it hit it


i'm sorry it has to end for you as a disgrace
but it is the best way to tell you "get out of my face"
you have to admit our road had some bends
for one thing you hated all of my friends

so sorry that this is coming from me
but girl i must say that you're history
to express the feeling of my liberation
i have recalled a little exclamation

it's a polite little word that i use to be nice
it's neither warm as a flame nor cold as ice
it's an appropriate little gesture to cheer up the sad
it's as light as a whisper and it calms the mad

that word is: facial, facial

it's all i want to say to you
it's all i have the heart to say
its inner warmth is hard to hide
the sympathizer of the day

it's facial

this is the best way i know of letting you down
though it will permanently brand you with that frown
so sorry it has to end this way
but i have to admit - it has made my day

it's all i want to say to you
it's all i have the heart to say
it's an inner warmth is hard to hide
it's the sympathizer of the day

ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha

i'm laughing 'cause it's funny
and no, i'll take no money
i'm saying that it's through
i've nothing left for you

it's all i want to say to you
  all i want to say to you
all i have the heart to say
  all i have the heart to say
an inner warmth so hard to hide
  inner warmth so hard to hide
the sympathizer of
  the day

to express the feeling of my liberation
i have recalled a little exclamation
it's a polite little word that i use to be nice
neither warm as a flame nor cold as ice
appropriate little gesture to cheer up the sad
it's as light as a feather and it calms the mad

that word is facial
it's all i want to say to you
that word is facial
it's all i have the heart to say
that word is facial
it has an inner warmth that's hard to hide
it's facial
it's the sympathizer of the day
all i have the heart to say

facial, facial facial
what a great song


what a interesting song
i wrote it with help from allen
now if you don't like it then it's his fault
but if you do like it all the credit goes to me
because you know that's how it works
  

The Word

This is about saying a bad word ("damn"). Or adolesence. Or something like that. Kinda dumb. The singing is horrible. Also, the tape is mega-warbly. On the plus song, the "acne" chorus kinda cool.

From my notes to Kim:

Wrote before catching bus this morning.

Lyrics to "The Word":

this one is real dumb and i'll probably record over it
if i don't then you see how bad my talents have -
oh see it even starts in the wrong place
i didn't even say go and it just cut on
am i ready to do this? no way
but i'll have a go with it

let's make some noise
go get some boys
make your head swirl
while i find me a female
ha tricky isn't it

i'm standing in the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror
i'm really pissed at a couple of zits
it seems like they're taking over my whole face

so i say: damn it mom, i've got so much acne
so i say: damn it mom, i've got so much acne
so i say: damn it mom, i've got so much acne
so i say: damn it mom, i've got so much acne

i realize what i said start to shake in fear
she says that's the word i don't want to hear
so she sends me to room and i slam and lock my door
my heart feels like a balloon; i cannot take anymore

what a crazy world i'm living in

my heart is ready to burst
it's swelling up in my chest
but it's still not to the worst
we've got a long way to go until the rest
and the best
i am blessed

i said a bad word, i got my punishment
who said life isn't fair?
i said a bad word, had to be locked up in my room
and i'm not scared

because i did a righteous thing, accepted punishment
if i hadn't then i would have sinned
even if you do something horrible
as long as you go along with the parent then you're ok

can you tell i'm making this up as i go along
no, not a bit, it just sounds awesome, anyway, da
let's see if i can find any more rhymes
do i have enough time? i doubt it

my name is travis
i laugh and sing
i play the piano
that's my thing

c g b-flat e-flat
f c i'm doing real great

my name is travis
i play the piano
i laugh and sing
that's my thing

i try keyboard
i try to play guitar
you don't know how lucky you are
to laugh and sing
while you're not playing the guitar
i bet you love these lyrics
but they're gonna fill up the last on this tape
that's my strategy so far

e-flat b-flat g c
e-flat b-flat g c

my name is travis
i play the piano
i laugh and sing
make me do me own thing

ahh
sorry about wasting this tape
you can record it over if you want
not my favorite, why not

because it's terrible
very terrible

you actually like it
i really doubt it
you really like it
i really doubt it

but there's so much time left
after i'll get another tape maybe to you
after i'll get another tape to you
after i'll get another tape to you maybe
maybe to you real soon
to you real soon
  

Trav's Motto

Yup.

Lyrics to "Trav's Motto":

you wanna hear travis' motto?
for every 10 songs 1 is good
that's his motto
so if he makes 100 songs 10 will be good
and for every 10 good songs
1 people will think is worthy of broadcasting
  

The Grudge

Wow. This revenge fantasy/parody is so awful it's [almost] funny! The singing, the lyrics, the monotonous arpeggios, are all horrible, horrible, horrible.

Lyrics to "The Grudge":

this one is called the grudge
i wrote it today
wah, yeah
look at them boys run
like the sun was chasing after them
they fly down that hall
hey that wasn't bad at all
you know what
i said a few things to them
and they ran
i've gotta say something
i've gotta say something, brother
i'll tell you what i said to them
it wasn't all that polite
but i told them i held a grudge
a very severe grudge
and they'll pay
yes they'll pay
i said:

you better get away
live while i let you
you better run
'cause i'm gonna get you

you better hide
'cause i'm too good for you
you better run
'cause i'm after you man

you've been pushing me 'round
like i was your little toy
to tease and trip and laugh at
your pounding boy

you would laugh at me
i did nothing to you
you ruined my life
now there's something i must do

now get down
put your hands on the ground
i'll tie your arms in chains
then shake up your brains

smack you with my whip
club you with my stick
pulling out my gun
this sounds like such fun

put a bullet through your head
by then you should be dead

i hold a grudge
can you tell that
i hold a grudge
i hold a grudge
can you tell that
hold a grudge
can you sense that

not very subtle
i'm not very subtle
not very subtle
all i deal with is justice

pushing me 'round
like i was your little toy
to tease and trip and laugh at
your little pounding boy

you would laugh at me
i did nothing to you
but you ruined my life
now there's something that i must do

now get down on the ground
put your hands on the ground
i'll tie your arms in chains
smash up your brains

smack you with my whip
i club you with my stick
be pulling out my gun
my this sounds like such fun
fun
my this sounds like such fun
fun

now get down on the ground
put your hands on the ground
tie your arms in chains
straddle up your brains

smack you with my whip
club you with my stick
be pulling out my gun
my this sounds like such fun

put a bullet through your brain
break those chains
let's see if you can break those chains
when i put a bullet through your brain

then let's see if you can break my chains
chains
with a bullet in your head
by then you should be dead

this is a very old song
i wrote it yesterday
it's a very old song
i wrote it about bullies picking on little wimps
they just call them imps
bullies, bullies picking on little kids
that's not fair, not at all
just because size is more important in a fight
fight for what is right
then the brains will in
tide will turn against the big boys
the wimps, the geniuses, intellectuals will conquer
nothing at all
the fight will be won
like nothing at all
i'm proud to be one
but which i'm not gonna say
not if you decide to pay me hey jey
i'm just one or the other
i don't have a brother
but my sister is definitely a little wimp
but not an intellectual or a little nerd
she's just a wimp
she only fights with words
and that's ok for nerds
she fights with words
that's ok with nerds
but you have to consider her size
under 5 feet tall
so long ago

now get down
put your hands on the ground
tie your arms in chains
and then rattle up your brains

smack you with my whip
club you with my stick
be pulling out my gun
my this sounds like such fun

put a bullet through your brain
by then you won't be able to break my chains
put your bullet through your brain
and then you break my chains

and then i'll know
i'll know who's boss

and so the wimps will win someday
the victory will come
will come their way

i hold a, i hold a grudge
can you tell that
i hold a grudge
can you sense that
it's not very subtle

that's what i told those boys, man
and they ran, they ran
i'm still not saying whether i'm a bully or a wimp
but i'm just telling you
they were bullies and they ran

now get down
put your hands on the ground
tie your arms in chains
and i'll rattle up your brains

smack you with my stick
club you with my stick
be pulling out my gun
my this sounds like such fun

put a bullet through your brain
by then, by then you should be dead

what a great song
by now it's probably all wrong
it's a very long song
a wrong long song

and this one's
this one is dedicated to the biggest wimp of all
i'm not saying who that is but she's only 5 feet tall

so jessica, this one's for you
yes, i, i can stand you too
i can stand you
if you can stand me
i can stand you
if you can stand me

long, long song

you would laugh at me
i did nothing to you
but you ruined my life
now there's something that i must do

let's speed this up, get it more exciting
this is really, really, really boring
dull songs are not what i'm wanting
i want something really stimulating

you've been pushing me 'round
like i was your little toy
to tease and trip and laugh at
i was your little pounding boy

you would laugh at me
i did nothing to you
but you ruined my life
now there's something i must do

now get down
put your hands on the ground
wrap your arms in chains
and i'll shake up your brains

i'm smack you with my stick
club you with my stick
pull out my gun

i messed up
'bout time the song quit
  

Chatter Medley

This is a mostly a cappella medley of old song ideas, plus lots of chatter.

Lyrics to "Chatter Medley":

thanks for the shirt
i wear it every day
everyday to school i wear that thing
i like it a lot
that's why i wear it everyday at school
people are getting tired of me
they say i look like a ghoul
like a fool who's not cool at all
but i still wear it to school
where i'm made a fool
and i end up somewhere where i can rule
and that's my life

i'm gonna find some songs that are playable
ok i've played you
oh mama, didn't i?
i played you seas of stars, right

SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE:

  superior intelligence
  they think our ways of living just make no sense
  they are a higher form of life than us here on earth
  we value our rights and they value their birth
  they are a superior intelligence

???:
  he pushes up his glasses
  enjoys all his glasses
  jerry raises hand
  another question answered

???:
  there's a bottle in a dirty paper bag
  to keep his drunk hands from freezing
  numb the cold, numb the drink
  and a bottle on a sidewalk
  he dropped the bottle for no apparent reason

these are just some that i'd rather not sing because they're stupid
hey i did some random songs where i just rolled dice
and i made this choice and if i rolled a certain dice
then i'd play a certain note for a certain time

THIS YEAR:
  i know this girl she's beautiful to see
  and we used to be friends - her and me
  just friends, that's all; no more could we be
  now we're less than that, you see

PASS THE SUGAR:
  old lady pass the sugar

red joy

MAMA'S COOKING:

  my name is pete and i have a story to tell
  i had something to eat
  my mother's cooking is not quite swell

  it was a rainy day in the middle of june
  we had guests over - they would leave soon
  they had no idea of the coming doom
  i said

  try the potatoes to see how they taste
  they have the creamy resemblence to paste
  so sad how good food goes to waste
  the guests [go] to the door as if in a race

  putrid black smoke billows forth from the kitchen
  we're in for a lickin'

  it all began when they couldn't start their car
  the battery was dead - the next hotel was far
  so they stayed - and thus they paid

  have you tasted mama's cooking?
  she drugs your drink while you're not looking

  as a cook she's hardly able
  from the oven to the table
  the turkey gathers dust
  the plate begins to rust
  an easy way to die is eat her apple pie
  she can't even mix chocolate milk
  she fails at boiling water
  as the room fills with smoke
  the guests begin to choke
  they cough up the hamburger
  they spit up the burnt orange juice
  puke on the walls, puke on the floor
  the guest are rushing to the door

  mother asks them if they want more
  say say their throats will always be sore
  the cat begins to sneeze
  the ham begins to bleed
  it's in the way she always cooks
  it's in the way she reads the books
  it's sorcery - it's sorcery
  i live with her - it tortures me
  the eggs have hatched
  the rice begins to stir
  the salad starts to breath
  the eggs have hatched
  the meatloaf is a sponge full of worms
  a good supply of vitamin a
  so far, it's the best food we've had all day

  no, mister president, you want no dinner here
  mother will cook; there is something to fear
  dad makes me volunteer

  she turns on the stove to 350 degrees
  outside the dog begins to freeze
  she pulls some ice from the freezer
  and melts it on the stove

  mother's cooking is cursed
  i would rather eat a purse

yeah, just applaud
or if you really like that, send money to
ha, i'm kidding
yes, i have another motto
it's called: everybody makes mistakes
  

Mister Bossy

I wrote this "between June and October" (of 1987). There's not much here in terms of effort or talent. My favorite part is the crash at the end.

Lyrics to "Mister Bossy":

this one's called mister bossy
and it's old
yeah there's just a few ???

the train leaves the station at 25
passengers complain about the storm outside
they leave at 8 and at 9 they will arrive
mister bossy shares a seat with a bum hardly alive
and the train is speeding up until it's 45

55
we're pickin' up the pace
as if we're in a race
mister bossy is white in the face

65
stewardesses come and stewardesses go
and outside, outside it is beginning to snow
someone get a kleenex for mister bossy's nose
the cold is getting to him, right into his toes

75
mister bossy gets a pillow
the snow begins to billow
look out for the deer on the tracks!
look out for the deer on the tracks!
wow!
come on, where are the sound effects?
there we go
  

Life in New York

Hmm. This starts painfully slow. Then it gets fast. It remains boring and cheesy. Oh well.

Lyrics to "Life in New York":

yeehaw, this is a goody
this is a nice civilized song

he's got the smashed gray hat
and a bottomless trenchcoat
a pair of boots
that got no soles

a polka-dotted necktie
a sleeveless sweater
or maybe it's a vest
but i don't know

he has an unwashed face
and he goes without a haircut
he smells like beer
he's got flies all around

he lies in the corner
of a filth-ridden alley
with garbage all around him
and his food on the ground

from the trash he gets his food
lives a life of solitude
he's a bum

let's speed up the pace a bit
gotta please our listeners, hit it

he's got a bright red porche
and a black corvette
and a little yellow audi
tacky is the word

but he doesn't care
with a billion in the bank
and a partnership with sperry
heck, he owns half the world

the only thing he wears
are expensive and exclusive
a million-dollar wardrobe
all the luxuries in life

he's the snob of the city
he lives in a mansion
50 thousand acres
got a princess for his life

paid more than a surgeon
eating caviar from a sturgeon
he's a snob

he's got a smashed gray hat
and a bottomless trenchcoat
a pair of boots
that got no soles

a polka-dotted necktie
a sleeveless sweater
or maybe it's a vest
but i don't know

an unwashed face
and he goes without a haircut
he smells like beer
got flies all around

lies in the corner
of a filth-ridden alley
with garbage all around him
his food on the ground

from the trash he gets his food
lives a life of solitude
he's a bum
a hobo

got a bright red porche
and a black corvette
a little yellow audi
tacky is the word

but he doesn't care
with a billion in the bank
and a partnership with sperry
heck, he owns half the world

the only thing he wears
are expensive and exclusive
a million-dollar wardrobe
all the luxuries in life

he's the snob of the city
and he lives in a mansion
50 thousand acres
got a princess for a wife

paid more than a surgeon
eating caviar from a sturgeon
he's a snob
he doesn't work
but he's a snob
he doesn't work
he's got the money
doesn't work
he's got the money
that's all he's got
got no heart
got no heart

not a thought for religion
got the brain of a pigeon
he's a bum

with a job as a sturgeon
eating eggs from a sturgeon
he's a snob

from the trash he gets his food
has a life of solitude
he's a bum

spends a million billion dollars
life there ain't no tomorrow
he's a snob

airhead eating caviar
trillionaire got a brand new car
it doesn't work

life in new york
life in new york
  

Education

How dumb. I need to take songwriting classes. Or something.

Lyrics to "Education":

this one is called education
now these remember are old so you can't expect much
the time is 5:35 but i started around 4:30
yes i put an hour of effort into this
education

you go to school
for just one reason
just to see your friends and be cool

you go to school
don't learn a thing
but you see your friends and be cool

now timmy here
he's what you call a nerd
with 140 iq

now timmy here
now when he grows up
he'll have a better job than you

and that's school
that's cool
you're cool
in school
what a fool

there's a thing about life
there's not wasy way out
you've gotta work some time

you can't sit around home
doin' nothing all day
and expect a single dime

school's the time
to get ready for life
without being left all alone
hey

every day when you get home from school
there's a place for you to come home

that's school
it's cool
be cool
in school
it's all up to you
don't be a fool
  

Carrots Intro

Funny how my voice kept cracking. "Haven't wrote"?

Lyrics to "Carrots Intro":

i decided i could talk to you
instead of writing it in a letter
you know i decided i could talk to you
and maybe this would be better

no i did not intend that to rhyme
i don't rhyme, not all the time
not most of the time, at least, you see
who, me, rhyme? not me
yeah

and i can talk some more, yes
how's school
how's the mcw affair
how's the snow
ok i'm done talking
let's hear a song

this next one i haven't wrote yet
and i have no idea what it's gonna be
but it'll be there
just wait and see
yeah
  

Carrots

How old was I? Three?

Well, at least the solos weren't too horrible.

Lyrics to "Carrots":

this song is called carrots

i don't know why
it just it came to my mind
it just first thing that did
i guess i call it the name
i say

carrots are good to eat
but they taste like barf
no, they're not my favorite food
can you hear me in there

carrots are good for you
but they taste like barf
and they look like doo doo

carrots this is a very old song
i don't know when i wrote it
but a lot of the lyrics are completely wrong
hold on

carrots are good for you
but they taste like barf
and they look like doo doo

i'm singing
carrots are good for you
but they taste like barf when they're cooked
and they look it too

carrots are good for you
but they taste like barf when they're cooked
and they look it too

i gotta go
gotta see sam
i hope you enjoyed this
i'm sorry i have to cut it off so soon
but i made it all up as i went along
i lied about it being old
i'm just ashamed to admit that
i wrote something this childish right now
yes
but it's all in my head
the lyrics are in my head
the music is in my head
so there's a large space to fill
i'm so, so ??? done
  

Clouds of Thought

The french horn sounds pretty cool, creating some neat harmonic textures.

I love the laid-back feel of this song. It's very relaxing. Too bad the tape's so warbly. I like the fake waves at the end.

Lyrics to "Clouds of Thought":

this song is called clouds of thought
i'm playing the french horn

couldn't you hear that spit gurgle

mistakes are many what can be expected
in a song that i just wrote
it's a song about clouds of thought
think about that for a moment

clouds upon clouds upon clouds of thinking
dreaming everlasting memories
the elephant is wisest when it comes to storing these thoughts
he has a brain the size of half ours but he remembers
he remembers better than anyone alive who can talk to us
the elephant is gifted in that one small spot
apart from his size he's utterly weak
but if he remembers he can conquer the meek
'cause if elephants could live longer they'd be considered trees
i have no reason to rhyme with something like trees which doesn't belong
that stanza has been disected and stuck where it's belong

and i throw it away and flush it down the toilet with all the other bugs
i'm gonna lock it up and never look at that thing again
i put it where it belongs and that's so far away
  

Goodbye

This ended the second tape in the batch. It's, um, well, not too horrible.

Lyrics to "Goodbye":

this one is called goodbye
it's gonna be waltz because i've never done waltz before
yeah

when it is time to say goodbye
it's hard to keep myself from crying
when i feel i have to go
i'd rather end up dying

goodbyes are just so hard for me
i really hate leaving you
so instead of waving my hand in parting
i always turn my back and deny it

i walk away and don't turn around
until i'm out of your sight
so if you think it is you i deny
i say you're certainly not right

it's just i can't admit that i hurt at goodbyes
so in your mind please understand that i'm shielding my eyes
from your view
i'm saying

when it's time to say goodbye
it's hard to keep myself from crying
when i feel i have to go
i'd rather end up dying

goodbyes are just so hard for me
i really hate leaving you
so instead of waving my hand in parting
i always turn my back to you

i walk away and don't turn around
until i am out of your sight
so if you think it's just you that i deny
don't think that you're right

it's just i can't admit i'm hurt at goodbyes
so in your mind please understand that i'm shielding my eyes
from your view

let's hit it
keyboard time
sad part's over folks
wow

what a way to end
oh i'm serious
  

Stand Up South Africa

This was my anti-apartheid "anthem". The lyrics are painfully naive, but the overall feel is very laid-back, which is great. There's also some nice flute solos. Funny how I didn't know how to pronounce "tyranny".

According to my notes, I recorded it at 10:05pm. I guess that's why is sounds kinda quiet, even though some of the themes are violent.

Lyrics to "Stand Up South Africa":

INTRO:
  stand up south africa
  it took me about 40 minutes to write it
  it's not a long song
  it's just it took me a while to write it
  so gimme a break

VERSE 1:
  have you seen the blacks in south africa?
  you would not believe the human abuse
  they're being treated as slaved on their native soil
  the whites there only let them reproduce

  years ago the british came and conquered them
  and ever since the blacks have been their tools
  for building towns and highways through their fatherland
  the blacks are used to toil for those fools

CHORUS:
  oh, oh, stand up south africa
  this tyranny will fall if you hit back
  oh, oh, stand up south africa
  soon it will not matter if you're black

VERSE 2:
  even though you many times outnumber them
  the whites refuse to release their awful hold
  they're bluffing strength, defenseless if you strike against them
  so crush the bastards before your children get old
  yeah

CHORUS
SOLO
CHORUS
VERSE 1
CHORUS

VERSE 2 (b):
  even though you many times outnumber them
  the whites refuse to release their awful hold
  they're bluffing strength, defenseless if you strike against them
  so crush the bastards before your children are old
  so crush the bastards before your children get old

CHORUS (b):
  oh, oh, stand up south africa
  this tyranny will fall if you hit back
  oh, oh, stand up south africa
  soon it will not matter that you're black

SOLO
CHORUS

CODA:
  so crush the bastards before your children get old
  so crush the bastards before your children get old

CHORUS