Click on the thumbnail to view a printable cd sleeve.- Title: Mayon
- Artist: Trex
- Timespan: 2007
- Theme: more songs from may 2007
- Length: 77:32
- Tracks: 24
- Lyrics: 24
- MP3s: 24 play all locally
- Rating: *** [3] (1 rating) rate this album
Track List
- Cocoon
- Lending Out
- Inappropriate Sangria Blues
- Slight Sangria Fairy 2
- Gotta Fill
- Patch Tuesday
- Linux Land
- Ubuntu Too
- Heavy Metal Poo
- Fake Cavy Druid
- Cavy Druid
- The Fan
- Ninth of May
- Bumblebees
- RMA KVM
- RMA Reprise
- Preparation Zero
- Red and Wet
- Guinea Pigs Intro
- Guinea Pigs to the Vet
- Here Comes an Eagle
- Eagle Reprise
- Santa Claws
- Tired Garage Band
Notes
This is the second batch of songs from May 2007.
These are slightly catchier and lighter than the first set.
That, of course, is not saying much.
Songs
Cocoon
- Mayon track 1
- recorded: 2007-05-07
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:16
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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I assume I meant May 7.
Decent guitar sound, and decent playing. Vocals not that great though.
Lyrics to "Cocoon":
today is april 7th we like to go for a bike ride we like to cuddle up at night night we like to see the green leaves we like our world of peace in our cocoon in our cocoon in our cocoon our sanctuary room we like to abide ??? the only clock we pay attention to is ??? in our room in our cocoon ah your womb i like my room to get ??? i like my room ?? in my cocoon i like to jam i jam in my cocoon and other people just eat jam you like to bike to work you don't like being at the mercy of the ??? jerks you're stinkerbell oh what the hell you're stinkerbell and you're proud of it we like to be ourselves we like to scoff at the sheep in our cocoon we like to swoon and spoon in our cocoon in our cocoon i like to be in my cocoon i like my sanctuary room and how about you do you like the isolation every day and night is it okay to see only 1 face every day is it okay to live in a cocoon for you me and you in our cocoon in our cocoon
(c) 2007 Trex
Lending Out
- Mayon track 2
- recorded: 2007-05-07
- location: Bellingham
- length: 3:00
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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This starts off really messy and so loud that you can barely understand anything I was singing. Fortunately, after a minute I made the guitar quieter so that you can understand the vocals.
Lyrics to "Lending Out":
1 2 3 4 no i don't feel like lending out the things that i earned no i don't feel like loaning out the things that i've always taken care of i deserve those things, they're mine and i'm oh you might call me a selfish bastard but that's better than being the lazy one yikes this just ain't working let's try it again no i don't feel like lending out anything that has my name on it i don't feel like handing out the things that i earned and worked for everybody's gotta earn his own things my collection is not a library i don't believe in philanthropy when the giver the only giver is always me and everybody's lazy i'm not a saint my things are my food on my plate and i'm not really materialistic i just like order and i deserve it 'cause i work hard for it you might call me a selfish bastard but i say that's better than being a lazy bastard and you say ooh travis you are a selfish bastard and i say that's better than being a person who always leeches off a selfish bastard yeah
(c) 2007 Trex
Inappropriate Sangria Blues
- Mayon track 3
- recorded: 2007-05-07
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:39
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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This starts off very quiet. Too bad it doesn't stay that way. The playing and lyrics are really sloppy.
Lyrics to "Inappropriate Sangria Blues":
i've gotta finish the sangria it's starting to dehydrate me oh gosh the vocals just aren't working and the music doesn't really fit the whole topic does it this is called my inappropriate sangria blues 1 2 uno dos tres quatro while i was sitting on the sangria branches of a tree and the sangria fairy came and talked to me and she say hey boy you gotta finish this jar of sangria it's really bad but you just finish it and so i went ahead you know it was a work day i felt the numbness coming over me and i said hey little sangria fairy do you really think it's smart to be drinking and working at the same time she said you gotta finish it you gotta gotta finish it and i said don't you think it's a little inappropriate to be drinking and working at the same time she said at least you don't run a bulldozer or a train for a living and i said hey sangria fairy you're so irresponsible i said hey sangria fairy you're gonna get me in trouble and she said no you work ok even though you are inebriated and i said sangria fairy you speak the truth and i love you and i gave the sangria fairy a really sloppy kiss and then i proceeded to fall over and found a corner in which to go the pee pee pee pee pee ah all right that was a slight exaggeration
(c) 2007 Trex
Slight Sangria Fairy 2
- Mayon track 4
- recorded: 2007-05-07
- location: Bellingham
- length: 3:02
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Much catchier and funnier than the last one.
Lyrics to "Slight Sangria Fairy 2":
this song is called slight sangria ferry 2 in the woods there lived a fairy and she sold sangria in the woods there lived a fairy and she made sangria sangria sangria everybody loves sangria sangria sangria everybody loves sangria in the woods there lived a fairy handing out sangria it had oranges and apples and bananas and everybody said what good sangria it's even better when you warm it up in the microwave over in a glass cup it's even better when you warm it up when it's cold it tastes like pond muck i love sangria especially when it's toasty drink much sangria made enough to last a week and does your good fruit does it last forever you gotta finish it once you cut it it's your responsibility to finish the sangria early in the week have a little for lunch and a little for breakfast a little for a snack time and a tea time and afternoon time sangria time that's the time for you everybody drink sangria everybody try to finish it oh we all love sangria with every meal we love to finish it it's our responsibility to make sure the fruit doesn't rot it's our responsibility to make sure the sangria's all drunk in case the power goes out and the refrigerator is no longer capable of keeping it cold 'cause everybody knows sangria goes bad if it's left in the fridge too long it's our responsibility to not waste a single drop of alcohol so let's finish the sangria who cares if it's time to work let's finish the sangria everybody that ??? is a ??? working at home working at home finish the sangria to work at home working at home working at home everybody finish sangria at home i gotta go now i gotta go pee pee i gotta go pee pee
(c) 2007 Trex
Gotta Fill
- Mayon track 5
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:57
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Filling up the end of the tape.
Lyrics to "Gotta Fill":
this is a really short song since there's not much time left on the tape today is the 8th of may 2007 this song is gonna be called patch tuesday but i'm not gonna start it this isn't really the song yet it's just gotta gotta gotta gotta fill up the tape gotta gotta gotta gotta fill up the tape gotta fill up the tape gotta fill up the tape gotta fill up the tape gotta gotta gotta gotta fill up the tape mission accomplished
(c) 2007 Trex
Patch Tuesday
- Mayon track 6
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 5:51
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Clunky. Morphs into another pattern after a couple minutes. I certainly didn't have much to say!
Toward the end it gets better.
Lyrics to "Patch Tuesday":
today is the 8th it's the 8th of may 2007 it's patch tuesday it is 8th of may it's the 8th of may if you look at the calendar you'll see it's patch tuesday it's patch tuesday so along come patches and we have to respond like pavlov's dogs push the bell push the buzzer get those updates microsoft says push the bell push the buzzer ring the buzzer push the bell what the hell just like microsoft says just like microsoft says everybody pushing the buzzer on patch tuesday everybody beeping the buzzer 'cause that's the microsoft way push the bell and beep the buzzer you're just like any other microsoft user it's patch tuesday the 8th of may i'm getting tired of the microsoft way it's patch tuesday hey hey hey i wish i could play push the bell ring the buzzer just like any other patch tuesday patch tuesday ring the bell push the buzzer 'cause this is just a patch tuesday like any other patch tuesday the 8th of may i don't have anything else to say and just when i thought i was having something different it's now the second tuesday of the month and guess what hey hey hey it's patch tuesday it's patch tuesday i never seem to find any time to play it's always patch tuesday hey hey hey hey i hate the microsoft way the microsoft way the microsoft way the microsoft way the microsoft way the microsoft way the microsoft way it's always ??? push the buzzers and ring the bell push the buzzers and ring the bell it's patch tuesday it's patch tuesday and this is the microsoft way come on all you sheep out there ring the bells push the buzzers patch tuesday it's patch tuesday it's patch tuesday it's patch tuesday
(c) 2007 Trex
Linux Land
- Mayon track 7
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:42
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Aborted idea.
Lyrics to "Linux Land":
meanwhile in linux land this are much quieter quieter i said quieter there we go i'm using ubuntu i'm using ubuntu but you can call it ubuntu too we're using ubuntu we're using ubuntu oh god that's a failure all right let me pause and then i'll play the ubuntu too song
(c) 2007 Trex
Ubuntu Too
- Mayon track 8
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:24
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Geeky.
Lyrics to "Ubuntu Too":
1 2 come on and use ubuntu i'm using ubuntu too come on and use ubuntu everybody's using ubuntu so why aren't you they all using ubuntu we all use ubuntu too you've got a choice of gnome or kde it's up to you you gotta get ubuntu while you're at it get firefox too isn't the microsoft and ieee ieee that's not right neither is ie it's not right for you you gotta get ubuntu it will be right for you too you gotta get ubuntu get ubuntu too why you are at it go grab open office you can get their excel word and powerpoint too you get ubuntu and firefox too and thunderbird all open source all all free just like me you gotta get ubuntu even retards are using ubuntu too even jodie's using ubuntu even jodie's using ubuntu too so should you
(c) 2007 Trex
Heavy Metal Poo
- Mayon track 9
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 3:25
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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My critique of Julian Cope's recent shift to making heavy metal.
Lyrics to "Heavy Metal Poo":
so one day julian got up and decided he was never going to play pop songs again he decided to devote the rest of his musical output to heavy metal and everybody dreaded it everybody thought he was crazy to give himself to the heavy metal everybody prefered his pop songs everybody prefered his pop songs even the metal heads thought julian was crazy julian where are you julian where are you julian where are you making heavy metal poo julian where are you julian where are you julian why are you stirring up heavy metal poo even the retard can bang the drums even the retard can play power chords even the retard can thumb the bass even the retard can paint the face so julian where are you julian why are you julian why are you living the metal heavy poo living the metal heavy poo living the metal heavy poo that was called heavy metal poo
(c) 2007 Trex
Fake Cavy Druid
- Mayon track 10
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:31
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Aborted idea.
Lyrics to "Fake Cavy Druid":
this is called the guinea pig monk of stonehenge otherwise known as cavy druid ??? oh god that was horrible so much for cavy druid no i'm gonna do it again i'm gonna do a better cavy druid
(c) 2007 Trex
Cavy Druid
- Mayon track 11
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:43
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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More relentless noise. More Julian Cope references. This one's actually humorous, though. And a little catchy.
Lyrics to "Cavy Druid":
this one is called cavy druid the last song was the fake cavy druid this is the real one here we go it's so hot in here it's unbelievably hot in here i just don't understand why it's so hot in here i'm just a cavy in the forest i want my cave back a cavy in the forest i want my cave back a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back i'm just a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back i sound like i have a string out of whack a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back i'm a cavy in the forest sounds like my guitar's out of whack hey count to 4 why don't you i'm a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back i'm a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back so come all you romans just give me my cave back i'm a cavy i'm a cavy i'm a cavy i like eating hay second best option is to sleep all day i've got a buddy and his name is coffee but you know i just got to say i'm a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back i'm cavy-fied and i want the cave back everybody body body having a bad bad day if you can't tell i'm making fun of julian right now this is the new julian singing about stupid stuff so today i tried a different type of yogurt wihle doing no his accent is not like that he's got a better accent like that so today i today today today today today i tried a different yogurt tried today tried today a yo today i tried today i tried today today i tried ah shoot i can't do his voice today i tried a different yogurt yes this is julian do i sound like julian today i tried a different yogurt today today so today i tried a different yogurt today i tried a different yogurt as i did my morning exercises as i did my morning exercises with one eye on stonehenge and the other on the downs and i was thinking to myself how glorious it is to be profound and another thought hit me it was from the goddess the goddess the goddess goddess goddess she was telling me to dance and so i stood up and said i'm a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back a cavy in the forest and i want my cave back all right it's seriously hot in here
(c) 2007 Trex
The Fan
- Mayon track 12
- recorded: 2007-05-08
- location: Bellingham
- length: 5:14
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Hmm. Another pun-based song. Aimless in the beginning but tighter near the end.
Lyrics to "The Fan":
this one's called the fan it was a lot hot night in the back of the tour bus we noticed somebody strange among us he was a fan fan fan blowing in our hair i said hey man man man what you doing in here the fan said i just wanted to bond with my idols and i said which one of us is your idols 'cause i doubt there's 2 of us and the fan said i just think you are so so special as jodie special as the jodie special the jodie special jodie special and i said i can't hear anything about the fan the fan is making so much noise the fan just wants to be one of the boys i reached that point where nothing i sing is gonna make sense everything i play just sounds like it's just strumming atonally the lyrics are tired and i bet you're tired of me i don't even try to play any chords anymore don't ever try gotta know when to stop better gotta know when to stop better gotta know when to stop better gotta know when to stop better gotta know when to stop better gotta know when to stop better gotta gotta know when to stop better travis you do not have to you do not have to digitize this it's not worth it i'm just fishing fishing fishing and if i don't catch one then let's throw out the pictures pretend i never begun let's throw out the pictures and pretend i never began let's throw out the pictures let's throw out the pictures let's throw out the pictures let's throw out the pictures and let's just pretend that i've never tried to make something complex 'cause nothing is amounting to this 'cause nothing is amounting from this 'cause nothing is amounting from this i better no play something witty because then i will be compelled to document it it's so hot in here it's so hot in here it's so hot in here it's so hot in here and the fan is blowing in our hair and i said hey hey mister fan stop it hey mister fan cool it man i'm getting a blister man i'm getting a blister and he said hey mister can i hang around you and i said no can do you can't hang around with me 'cause i'm not an idiot can you see i'm getting a blister
(c) 2007 Trex
Ninth of May
- Mayon track 13
- recorded: 2007-05-09
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:12
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Decent guitar sound. Dumb lyrics.
Lyrics to "Ninth of May":
next day 9th of may it's the 9th of may nothing is gonna happen today it's the 9th of may nothing nothing nothing's gonna happen at this pace another nondescript day in may nobody cares about the 9th of may including me i guess it's somebody's birthday but not me the 9th of may is a boring day nothing's gonna happen today the 9th of may is just another day day still another day day nobody thinks about the 9th of may you got your cubicle i've got my 9th of may all we sink into dismay the 9th of may is a very boring day nobody cares about the 9th of may
(c) 2007 Trex
Bumblebees
- Mayon track 14
- recorded: 2007-05-09
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:13
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Decent (if predictable) guitar playing. Dumb vocals.
Lyrics to "Bumblebees":
[scat] there's bumblebees in my yard and they smell the flowers go bumblebees your you got the flowers in your power you're gonna kill many bumblebees you're gonna kill many bumblebees what a dumb song that was a really stupid song about bumblebees
(c) 2007 Trex
RMA KVM
- Mayon track 15
- recorded: 2007-05-09
- location: Bellingham
- length: 5:10
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Starts off messy, peaks in the middle, loses energy as my eardrum started buzzing.
Lyrics to "RMA KVM":
this next song will make you weak at the knees yeah right since when does anything i play make anyone weak at the knees gonna rma the kvm 'cause it's not working well for me rma the kvm yes i am a geek rma the kvm is this the best i can do rma the kvm i'm singing this song for you 3 4 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 1 and 2 and gonna kvm gonna kvm just awful the name of this song is rma kvm gonna rma the kvm the kvm ain't working for me gonna rma the kvm gonna see if they send me a better one rma the kvm this one ain't working for me i know this song it sounds so stupid but this is the best i can do rma the kvm that's my plan you see rma the kvm 'cause it's not working for me i hit the scroll lock 1 or 2 times and ??? i gotta hit it 3 or 4 times and then i gotta hit another key 3 or 4 times too it's so frustrating it's malfunctioning ??? everybody now rma the kvm 'cause it's not working for me gonna get my 40 bucks back gotta rma this kvm [scat] i know the lyrics they sound like poo my ear is buzzing and i'm getting a blister too gonna rma the kvm and my eardrum keeps on buzzing ??? say i gotta turn it down turn it down turn it down turn it down...
(c) 2007 Trex
RMA Reprise
- Mayon track 16
- recorded: 2007-05-09
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:16
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Messy continuation of the ideas from last song.
Lyrics to "RMA Reprise":
gosh that really hurts my ears i'm serious it really hurts my ear it hurts it it hurts it it hurts it it hurts it i cannot stand when it hurts oh no none of that stuff just gimme something straightforward i tried changing the cables but that didn't work i talked to tech support but the guy was a jerk
(c) 2007 Trex
Preparation Zero
- Mayon track 17
- recorded: 2007-05-09
- location: Bellingham
- length: 5:25
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Silly lyrics, inspired by the old computer game Carmageddon.
Lyrics to "Preparation Zero":
the name of this song is preparation zero so i got into the car and didn't know where i wanted to go it's rare for me to do this sort of thing usually i have an agenda or at least a map but today i just felt like being spontaneous so i put my petal to the metal and i stepped it i pushed it to the floor and the engine began to roar drove 35 miles in a 15 mile an hour zone didn't notice the school lights were flashing but that didn't matter 'cause the first little kid that i ran over was just a kindergartener i didn't even start ???shing and the second little kid that i smooshed with my corvette was just a little bit bigger than the first one hardly made a dent but the third kid was a fatty i think he bent my bumper back i'm gonna have to sue his parents when i get back when i get back from my unplanned trek uh oh i hear sirens better go to another school then then then then then... and then they found out ??? the other school this is a preschool they are easy meat i get ??? killing under my feet ??? the wheels of my corvette i ain't got any problems my car except the windshield's a little red muh the windshield's a little red muh i have no plans for ??? in any case this story makes you want to throw up i've got my corvette and my budweiser in a can gonna show the world i'm a big man gonna see how many pedestrians i can crush not going anywhere in a rush the car is red and wet the sexy corvette gonna smoosh the preschoolers where's the spca i feel like having a fur coat today red and wet my sexy corvette i'm a big man with a big cup aha ain't got no plan today i'm feeling lazy and crazy gonna smoosh some little baby red and wet my sexy corvette as i smoosh the kids gonna flatten some pigs speaking of pigs here come the sirens i see their flashing lights that's ok i can out run them gonna take another swig of beer nothing to fear in my sexy corvette red and wet ain't got no plan here come the man i got an itch i forgot about that ditch my car suddenly has a plan of its own and now the jailhouse is my home bubba is red and wet ooh i don't know what he's doing behind me in the shower bubba ain't got a plan ow what was that ow bubba stop it the name of that song was i don't know don't care redneck consequences perhaps
(c) 2007 Trex
Red and Wet
- Mayon track 18
- recorded: 2007-05-09
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:14
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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This starts off as a continuation of the last song ("Preparation Zero") but is mostly hyper noodling and jamming in a bunch of different styles.
Lyrics to "Red and Wet":
how about red and wet red and wet i'm red and wet in my sexy corvette and now i'm going to hell and that was really bad come on song die die song die die song die die song die it's all ??? you've got ??? the amp simulator does most of the work 1 2 3 4 that's all i am doing this is the closest thing a guitar player can do to button pushing red and wet
(c) 2007 Trex
Guinea Pigs Intro
- Mayon track 19
- recorded: 2007-05-10
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:53
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, talking
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Sloppy searching for ideas.
Lyrics to "Guinea Pigs Intro":
my god i go through so many tapes today's the 10th of may yikes
(c) 2007 Trex
Guinea Pigs to the Vet
- Electric Picks track 15
- Mayon track 20
- recorded: 2007-05-10
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:52
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Kinda catchy once it gets going.
Lyrics to "Guinea Pigs to the Vet":
gotta take the guinea pigs to the vet today i gotta cut their nails gotta see how they like so much the hay guinea pigs to the vet today guinea pigs to the vet today gonna finish my work and try to do a good job today last night i spent all my time messing with computer configurations don't know what i'm gonna do with trex today don't know if i have time for tripecac today i am gonna take the guinea pigs i'm not looking forward to it one thing is sure and that's the value of these songs is not the guitar or the vocals it is just the gestalt oh i could say it's all just me and yet i just do not know how otherwise i ??? the fault gotta take the guinea pigs to the vet today gotta get the contact lenses from the vet today gonna put the contacts on the guinea pigs and it'll help them see the hay ha ha ha right now donovan wears glasses coffee's just as blind coffee refuses to wear anything that looks like it's tacky coffee is stylish, donovan is fat donovan doesn't ever care how he looks he always wakes up doesn't even bother to brush his hair gotta take the guinea pigs to the vet today gotta pick up my contacts too gonna check the mail if i have time and i'm gonna come home to you gotta take the guinea pigs to the vet today and that's just what i'll do and in the meantime i'll just play [scat] gotta take the guinea pigs to the vet today and that is what i'll do gonna give them contacts so they can see their hay and see and avoid walking on their poo
(c) 2007 Trex
Here Comes an Eagle
- Mayon track 21
- recorded: 2007-05-10
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:41
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Continuing the animal theme. Not very successfully.
Lyrics to "Here Comes an Eagle":
here comes the eagle or is it a beagle or is it smeagol or his brother deagol here comes something scary here comes something hairy here comes an eagle here comes an eagle or is it eagle or is it beagle it is scary to smell the smell of burning plastic as i record it's kinda hot in here today and another chord and another chord and another chord don't even have a ??? but that's okay it's okay it's okay this is called practicing i record too many songs like this 'cause i ??? i record too many jams like this they all sound the same they all sound the same here comes an eagle with the big scary talons here comes an eagle the thing i lack is talent here comes an eagle here comes an eagle here comes an eagle this sounds so labored labored labored labored labored labored that was horrible
(c) 2007 Trex
Eagle Reprise
- Mayon track 22
- recorded: 2007-05-10
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:55
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Confessions.
Lyrics to "Eagle Reprise":
yes i do have a sense of taste this isn't my idea of good music ok it's not like i say i want to create this tuneless messy repetitive throbbing nasty jam like this you know i want something i want something muscular but clean and with lots of effects so that you can't hear how bad i am at playing here comes an eagle with the talons no it's not working gotta hit the pause button now
(c) 2007 Trex
Santa Claws
- Mayon track 23
- recorded: 2007-05-10
- location: Bellingham
- length: 5:15
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Kinda catchy in a macabre sort of way.
Lyrics to "Santa Claws":
santa claus had no claws he liked reindeer for their meat every night he fantasized about the meal he'd have after christmas eve santa claus had no claws he used a chainsaw on the reindeer meat he prefered them fresh hot from the chase mrs saw mrs clause said santa you got reindeer on your face big blobs of reindeer guts on your face santa claus had no claws so he just slapped mrs claus and said don't talk back you fat blimp you you've got elf guts on your face merry christmas y'all i'm gonna eat you merry christmas y'all i'm gonna meat you mrs claus don't don't talk back to me santa claus had no claws he used chainsaws to open rudolph's arteries and suck the blood of rudolph vampire reindeer vampire reindeer vampire ho ho ho ho ho you stupid ho you've got elf guts on your face santa santa santa you're a waste of space everybody knows you outsource the christmas eve's driving ah let's try it again everybody knows you outsource the christmas eve driving oh let's try it again i'm outsourcing the playing of this song some guy in india is playing this ??? guitar and he's getting tired you know why 'cause he doesn't eat meat vegetarian indian vegetarian indian meanwhile santa claus santa claus you outsource all the driving who's gonna drive the sled this year will it be apu who's gonna drive the sled this year 'cause it ain't gonna be you santa claus has diabetes from eating too much reindeer meat mrs claus has elf guts permanently clustered on her face another name for elk is ekimo santa claus eats reindeer mrs claus eats ekimo support the claus institution ??? some day ??? merry christmas y'all and good cheer santa santa santa actually died this year died from diabetes that's why they call it diabetes santa incorperated will continue to run the company in his stead 'cause santa is dead
(c) 2007 Trex
Tired Garage Band
- Mayon track 24
- recorded: 2007-05-10
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:42
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Over the course of several false starts, this simple jam doesn't really click together until the end.
Lyrics to "Tired Garage Band":
??? 1 2 3 4 you got the power chord hey you you got the power to play the chord that doesn't work we are the garage band my hand is getting tired gosh this is so exhausting let's try this again 2 3 4 we are a garage band guitar in my hand aches are in my thumb it ceases to be fun when i hurt like this my hand is feeling cramped i'm barely hitting the chords anymore i can't do it my hand hurts too much nice one trav 1 2 3 4 we are we are the garage band we are all cramped in our hand i'm sick of being in this here garage band i'm sick of callouses on my hand i'm tired of playing in this garage band i'm tired of sleeping in the van i'm tired of singing in the garage band i'm tired of struggling to sound like a man i'm tired of being in this garage band i'm tired of sleeping in the van i'm tired of playing in the garage band i'm tired of blisters on my hand tired of singing in the garage band tired of struggling to sound like a man i'm tired of writing songs for the garage band i'm tired of always ending in a jam uh man my eye hurts you get the idea tired garage band
(c) 2007 Trex