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Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Something Something lyrics 2:12 download listen locally - 2007-08-08
2 Rumble lyrics 8:51 download listen locally - 2007-08-08
3 Better Way lyrics 6:08 download listen locally - 2007-08-09
4 Choo Choo lyrics 7:27 download listen locally - 2007-08-09
5 Tripecac Is Sick lyrics 2:25 download listen locally - 2007-08-29
6 Die Bees lyrics 4:01 download listen locally - 2007-08-29
7 Songity Song lyrics 5:26 download listen locally - 2007-08-29
8 Nest and Dust lyrics 3:25 download listen locally - 2007-08-31
9 Friday Prison lyrics 5:22 download listen locally - 2007-08-31
10 Where Is the Spider lyrics 3:25 download listen locally - 2007-09-13
11 Ballad of Dweebus Peebus lyrics 2:25 download listen locally - 2007-09-13
12 Spider Coda lyrics 2:42 download listen locally - 2007-09-13
13 Spider Reprise lyrics 3:22 download listen locally - 2007-09-13
14 I Have an Idea lyrics 1:26 download listen locally - 2007-09-14
15 Edgemoron lyrics 3:16 download listen locally - 2007-09-14
16 Chaotic Loop 1 lyrics 2:25 download listen locally - 2007-09-15
17 Chaotic Loop 2 lyrics 6:36 download listen locally - 2007-09-15
18 Artsy Fartsy lyrics 8:23 download listen locally - 2007-09-15
Total 79:17 play all locally album rating:

Notes

This next set was started on Infinity Day (August 8) 2007. It kicks off with a dad, ends with a dud, but deep inside are some catchy ideas. I think.

Best of luck enjoying this one.

Songs

Something Something

Horrible tape warble mars this otherwise boring song.

This gets the album off to a truly awful start.

Lyrics to "Something Something":

infinity day 8 8 2007

i something something
i something something
i something something
all day

we something something
we something something
we must do something something about the day 

and the way we spend the day 
and the way we waste hay

gotta do something something about the hay
gotta do something something about the way
we waste tape and hay every single day

i better do something something
i better do something something
i better do something something
about the way i waste tape
minimizing the wasting of the tape
maybe on another day
  

Rumble

Sloopy, muddy, juvenile. If any song is a followup to the dreadful "Something Something" this is it.

Lyrics to "Rumble":

2nd and last song of infinity day august 8th
1 2 3 4

hey hey hey hey hey

there is a rumble in my tummy
but ??? not in hunger
there is a rumble in my belly
and i think the room smells smelly

take 2 
1 2 ready go

there is a rumble in my belly
the funny smells so ???
there is a rumble in my tummy
i think it's coming from a bunny

there is a rumble in the root
don't know where i have been
there is a rumble in my brain
don't know if i am sane

there is a cliche in the breeze
i tihnk it came from the freeze
there is a cliche in the song
i hope this song isn't very long

hey hey hey hey ...

today is august 8th hey
today is august 8th hey
they call this infinity day hey
they call this infinity day hey hey

hey hey hey 

today is august 8th hey
you know i don't know how to play hey
today august 8th infinity day hey
so why can i barely play hey

'cause i should have infinite stamina hey
'cause today hey is infinity day hey
'cause today hey is infinity day 
'cause today hey hey

the floor is swaying
the floor is swaying
the floor is swaying
or am i just playing a little too hard for my stamina

why why why why why ...

why do i get tired when i'm playing like this 
why do i get tired when i'm playing like this 
why do i get tired when i'm playing like this 
why do i get tired when i'm playing like this 

hey today is infinity day
today today infinity day hey
today hey is august 8th hey
today hey infinity day hey

gotta dance hey to keep the pace hey
the faster i dance hey the more mistakes hey
today hey is august 8th hey
today hey make a lot of mistakes hey

you get the gist hey even if some of the notes are missed hey
you get the idea hey even if the notes sound clear hey
'cause today hey 
hey hey hey hey ...

'cause today hey infinity day hey
'cause today hey infinity day hey
oh ??? so it will be tonight
that's right tonight is infinity night hey

today is august 8th also know as infinity day hey
and i get tired and i know it's time to stop to play hey
and get back to work
enjoy the perks
this is a nice perk hey

today is infinity day
is infinity day
infinity 
fade out 
bye bye
  

Better Way

I guess I was afraid I wasn't gonna return from the trip. Unfortunately, those lyrics turned into a dumb, Hitchcockian play on words.

Lyrics to "Better Way":

all right today is the day after infinity day
it's the 9th of august 2007
i don't know if i'm gonna play guitar tomorrow
but if i don't this is the last 2 songs you will hear
before my yellowstone vacation
it's 12 o'clock pm

way to end my life
way to end my life
way to end my life
gimme a knife to end my life

i need a better way to end my life
way to end this knife
the other day to end my life
need a better way to score my wife

i need a better way to end my life
need a better way for my wife
need a better way need a better way to end my life
need a better way to end my wife

how i look is a better way
a better way you gotta say
??? you need to find a better way
you need to find a better way

better way to end my wife
i need a better way to stop my wife
from throwing out my cd collection into the street
and for going about with everyone she meets

i need a better way to stop my wife
from ruining my wife from ruining my life

i need a better way to end my life
i need a better way to stop my wife
from ruining my wife from ruining my life
from ruining my wife from ruining my wife

i need a better way to end my life
need a better way to kill my wife
what's the way to deal with a knife
i need a better way to stop my life

to stop my wife from ruining my wife

i don't have all the answers
i don't know who does if anyone does
i don't have all the answers
i don't know who does or who was

a guy i met the other day
said a knife is the best way
what about a noose or a gun
aren't those a little more fun

than a knife to end a wife
was it a wife ???
i feel no pity for her body
i feel no remorse trampled by a horse

i need a better way to end my life
is a better way to kill the wife
what about poison oh isn't that cool
it's actually quick and then you drool

i need a better way to end my wife
i need a better way to end my life
find a better way to kill the wife
need a better way to kill my wife

yuck that was dumb
  

Choo Choo

Dumb lyrics, but nice driving beat once it gets going. Not bad overall.

Lyrics to "Choo Choo":

last song

it's called choo choo

choo choo toy choo choo toy 
choo choo toy choo choo toy
choo choo toy choo choo toy
for a good good boy

choo choo choo ... on the track
choo choo choo ... don't step on the track  
choo choo choo ... don't step on the track  
choo choo choo ... down the track
  
choo choo choo ...

take the train down the trail
and enjoy the rail
take the train take the train take the train to the station

don't bother to change the chords the bunji chords
don't bother to change the chords the bunji chords

choo choo choo ...
choo choo choo ...

choo choo choo ... down the track
choo choo choo ... down the rail
choo choo choo ... don't step on the track  
choo choo choo ... pick up the pail

this is a bad song to end the stupid tape
but nothing else was working so this is ok
i wish i could come up with better lyrics so
i could digitize them and sell them for a piece
a piece of a piece of a piece pizza pizza pizza ...

i wanna buy lots of pizza
i wanna eat lots of tacos
i wanna contemplate nachos
i wanna drown in nachos hey

take the train down the track
to the rio grande and back
take a stop take a plop take a pop

wanna drown in tequila
wanna see how is feels to hey
take the train to mexico 
why won't the train go it's on strike

last time 
that's it

take the train down to mexico 
gonan stay first class not coach
take the train get the coach coach coach ...
coach coach coach ...

[nonsense spanish]

no puedo espanol hoy
no soy americana noi
no quiero ir al bano
no quiero oir al songo

take the train down to mexico don't forget your guitar
you know the pennies and the nickles will take you pretty far
in the yucatan you can buy a man with a dollar
all you need is norte american power hey

ok coming back up to the station in the northwest

so we come back and it's blue and green
and the sea smeals it smeals it smeals
s m e a l s s m e a l s s m e a l s s m e a l s 
s m e a l s s m e a l s s m e a l s s m e a l s 

you can make a meal out of the smells
you can make a meal out of the smells
that's where the hobo dwells 
making meals out of smells hey

take the train down to mexico ho woah
caught the train back from mexico ho
cha cha cheese here to mexico
you know know know know know it's time to go

i gotta go gotta go gotta go ho
gotta head down the road to yellowstone
hope i come back to the tripecac

that's it
  

Tripecac Is Sick

Warbly again. I don't know why. I also don't know why my voice sounds so high. Or why I kept saying Tripecac is sick.

Lyrics to "Tripecac Is Sick":

august 29th 2007
got bees in the sky and not taking about heaven

tripecac is sick
tripecac is sick
tripecac is sick
tripecac is sick

  [repeat]
  
one more time

tripecac is sick
tripecac is sick
tripecac is trip
etrip is sick
is sick is sick is sick is sick

tripecac is sick
sick sick sick

1 2 3 4

tripecac is sick
tripecac is sick
tripecac is sick
tripecac is sick

  [repeat] 
  
[scat]

ha
  

Die Bees

Dumb but energetic. Cuts off at the end of the tape.

Lyrics to "Die Bees":

one more songie
 
got bees in the attic
don't have a plan
except call the insect man

watch him climb the ladder
prop it against the house
looks kind of wobbly to me
but i'm as timid as a mouse

when it comes to heights
they give me the frights
or they might
??? be such a fright

???

got bees in the attic
i'm wary of their sting
angry bees are always hovering about me

i lack the capability of dealing with them myself
so i must dish out some money to hire a man
to come spray the bees in the attic for me
you gotta spray the bees in the attic for me

lots of swarming bees in the attic
tormenting me day and night
make it hard to play the guitar
try as i might

i always hear the droning of those angry yellowjackets
i wish i could just kill them with my racket

'cause i try to kill them with my racket
i'm not talking 'bout the tennis racket
of course i'm refering to my music

bees are hurting it 
bees are hurting it
bees are hurting this 
they must die

die bees

die die die die bees
die die die die die die bees
die die die die bees
die die come on die bees

you gotta die die die die die bees
die die die die bees
just die die die die for me
die die die you angry bees

you gotta die die die die die bees
die die you angry bees
you just die die die die for me
i don't care if you're stupid bees

you just die 
die for me
you gotta die die die die die for me

yellowjackets 
are ???
i don't care what you ???
to me you're just nasty bees

gotta die die die die die bees
die die die die die for me
die die die die die bees
gotta die for me
  

Songity Song

Kinda dumb and catchy at the same time, like the best Trex efforts. Not that this is one.

It's actually the third song recorded that day. I think I lost count with the tape change.

Lyrics to "Songity Song":

you know i've recorded so many tapes it's not even funny
today is the 29th of august 2007
not even funny i'm telling ya
this is guess is an intro to something
i have no idea how i'm gonna organize these things
i swear i've recorded like 15 20 of these tapes this year 2007
how many moments on them are worth putting on a hard disk and then a cd 
and website i have no idea
well this is not a new song it's just a
the song of the songity songity songity songity song

it's called the song of the songity songity songity song
the song of the songity songity song
ity songity songity songity song songitity song

songity song
it is a song songity songity song song songity song
it is a song
no more than a song
hopefully not too long

how many times have i ??? 
how many trex cds have gone on too long
how many tapes are setting on my shelf
how many of theses are really about myself

ity song
just a songity song
???

ity song ity song song

this won't get on any best of album
it won't get on any best of album
this will barely make it to the website
will i employ some quality assurance tonight

it's a power chord
it's a power chord it's a power chord
no longer a wower chord
it's a power chord it's a power chord
no ???

sounds a little empty
let's kick up the effects and just go funky now

it's a song song song song song song songity song
it's a song song song song song song songity song

songity song why must i persist so long
at playing dumb chords again and again and again
it's all wrong it's all wrong
why can't i just see it along to the ending

it's a song
it's a song

maybe if i will hit certain notes
the yellowjackets above my head
will vibrate until they are dead
maybe if i play a little louder
maybe if i play a little louder
i will shatter their bodies like flower
i will shatter their bodies like flower

it's a song song song song songity song song song
it's a stupid song song song song song song songity song

??? endure this for very long
i don't really want to play this stupid song

'cause it's a song song song song songity song song song
it does not deserve to be more than a minute long

it's always the same 3 power chords
there's no point i'm moving towards
just the chords

i'm guessing i needed to fade out before this point
some would say i should have faded out when i was about 8 years old
fade out fade out 
why don't you just fade out trippy crap
  

Nest and Dust

I guess I had an excuse for playing poorly. Gets minorly catchy after a bit.

Lyrics to "Nest and Dust":

31 august 2007

the day after the exterminator came and made a complete mess of my studio
getting yellowjackets all over the place and i had to clean up the mess
i had to clean up the mess
i had to clean up the mess
clean up the mess
clean up the mess
clean up the mess
clean up the mess
clean up the mess

guess what i found today when i picked up the guitar
picked up the guitar
ew poison on the guitar

there's poison on the guitar
poison on the guitar
makes it hard to play 
with poison on the guitar

poison on the guitar
poison on the guitar
makes it kinda hard you know
to play with poison on the guitar

kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
break their knees with diatomaceous earth please
kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees 

there's poison on the guitar
poison on the guitar
i feel like a retard
playing with poison on the guitar

kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
break their knees with diatomaceous earth please
kill the bees

there's poison on the guitar
i feel like a retard
poison on the guitar
i can't play very hard

poison on the guitar

little bits of nest i see everywhere now
all over my stuff all over my stuff i see bits of nest and dust
all over my stuff all over my stuff nest and dust nest and dust
nest and dust nest and dust
that's the name of this song nest and dust

there's poison on the guitar
poison on the guitar

kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
kill the bees kill the bees kill the bees please
please

all right that was bad
  

Friday Prison

Quiet. Kinda heartfelt. Not horrible.

Lyrics to "Friday Prison":

2nd and last song of the 31st of august 2007

it's friday
why do i feel blue
it's friday
feel disconnected from you

friday
should be a happy day for me
friday
why do i feel so lonely

are the bees distracting me
are the bees upsetting me

it's friday
why do i feel sad
friday
fridays are not normally this bad

why am i so blue
could i be tired how about you
friday
why is it so slow

could it be the bees
did they give my brain a freeze
please tell me why
why am i so fried

it's friday
tell me why am i feel blue
it's friday
why do i feel disconnected from you

it's friday
i don't feel like a priority
you've got a luncheon
and numerous employee parties

and meanwhile i'm alone with the bees
listening to all the sounds the house makes in the growing breeze
and if i'm lucky i can have a conversation with cavies
it's friday and i'm alone with no company

maybe it's the blues
the post vacation blues
maybe i just have sore shoes
or maybe it's the

the chords i'm playing i don't know
images of wanting more wanting more like a lottery ???
wanting to achieve something that aids us 
or old gibberish overcomes me 
like the munching and scratching and the buzzing of the bees

but they're dead now 
just like my optimism

i am stuck in this friday prison
i am stuck in this lonely prison
i am stuck in this pessimism
i am stuck in this poisonous guitarism
  

Where Is the Spider

Decent song about a spider. I don't know if we ever found it.

Lyrics to "Where Is the Spider":

13th of september 2007

where is the spider
it was there this morning
up in the corner 
where is it now

why didn't you tell me about it 
this morning 
so i could have a chance at catching it 
and putting it out and putting it out

where is the spider
???
where is the spider now

where is the spider
if i can't spy her
where is the spider 
where is she now

is she crawling
toward the kitchen
i am complaining
cannot help bitching

so why didn't you why didn't you 
tell me where she was this this morning so i would have a chance of
putting her out putting her out putting her out 
on the deck and out of her misery

where is the spider
'cause i can't spy her
i wanna find her find her 
and put her out

where is the spider
you said she was really big and scary
where is she crawling now

maybe she's crawling
toward our bed
maybe she'll find your pillow nicer than mine

maybe tonight when you slip beneath the covers
thinking you're safe and secure
you'll feel a little nibble nibble a nibble nibble

and it turns into a sting
fangs pulverize your skin cells
and then you squish her

where is the spider
'cause i want to save
'cause if she bites you she's gonna have to die

i kinda like spiders
as long as they keep their distance
so please help me find this one and keep her alive

where is the spider
'cause i can't spy her
i wannt find her and put her outside

where is the spider
i gotta find her
why can't spy her she was there this morning but you didn't tell me
  

Ballad of Dweebus Peebus

If this offends anyone then they are dumber than this song.

Lyrics to "Ballad of Dweebus Peebus":

2nd and last song og 13th september

gonna take a trip to the beach some day
gonna look at the rocky shores and wonder what's in the waves
are there jellyfish or is it just a mass of kelp
will other people swim and drown and cry for help

because i wanna be a hero on the beach
i wanted to be a lifeguard but the position was out of reach

'cause i was too short 
i'm only 5 foot 1
the other day somebody said 
hey i gotta card ya son

my name is dweebus
my middle name rhymes with my first name 
is dweebus peebus that's my name

'cause i'm from west virginia
we don't have ocean there
west virginia mountain man

i like to eat roadkill
dweebus peebus that's my name and my mama likes ??? my home still

i like to scoop up dead raccoons and a bunny too
that's my gourmet gourmet gourmet idea of biking food

i am peebus 
hear me roar
dweebus peebus
do you like this song do you wanna hear more

that was the ballad of dweebus peebus
  

Spider Coda

Improvised semi-rule-breaking third song of the day. On a whim I used a shaker instead of the guitar.

Lyrics to "Spider Coda":

i don't have anything witty to say right now
i don't really have anything to say right now

if there's a spider 
then i can't spy her
i wish i knew how 
to find her to find her

and put her outside
ah ha ha
but she's trying to hide from me
'cause she's a spider spider spider

i i i i i want that spider

this morning 
we saw another spider
it was bigger huger huger 
huge wolf spider

i had to card her 
into a box
and then i put her outside 
on the deck and think she got back in

i want the spider
but i can't find her
this morning giovanna found her in the
near the shower

but she didn't tell me
so i can't help the situation
if i don't know where the spider
don't know how to find her

i want the spider
though i can't find her
gotta get that spider
and put her outside

i want the spider
though i can't find her
and put her outside
this is the coda

doesn't count as the third song
'cause that would be wrong
i'm only allowed 2 songs
in a day

now if it's a separate
xml file
i guess it's ok
'cause it's just a coda

where is that spider
'cause i wanna find her
gotta find her
and put her outside

tell me where is that spider
put her outside
it's time to each lunch
i hope i don't find her
in my lunch
  

Spider Reprise

Yet another version of the spider idea, this time returning to the electric guitar.

Lyrics to "Spider Reprise":

2nd coda

where is the spider
i still can't spider
where is the spider
i still can't spider

where is the spider
i still haven't spied her
where is the spider
no i still haven't spied her
no no

is she in the bedroom
is she in the bathroom
did she go down to the living
is she tormenting the cavies

where is the spider
'cause i can't find her
where is the spider
she's a really good hider

will she bite me on the neck
will i find a tiny prick
will i never wake up
will i never wake up ha ha

where is the spider
i still can't spider
she's a really good hider
tell me where is that spider

is she gonna bite me tonight
is she gonna frighten me tonight
is she gonna spite me tonight
will i have to swat her tonight

where is the spider
where is the spider
why can't i find her
i still can't find her

where is the spider
she's a really good hider
tell me where is the spider
  

I Have an Idea

Warbly again. Short and silly.

Lyrics to "I Have an Idea":

14 of september

i have an idea
i have an idea
do you want to share it with me

i have an idea
yes i have an idea
do you want to share it with me

i have the herpies
and the hiv
do you want to share them with me

i have hepetitus
and the chicken pox
do you want to share them 
share my innermost thoughts
  

Edgemoron

Making fun of people who live in Edgemoor, the nice neighborhood. Why would I do that? Maybe I met a dumb one or something.

Lyrics to "Edgemoron":

gonna take a walk
gonna eat some chalk
what the's time man
i'm a moron

gonna take a walk
gonna nibble chalk
i'm a moron
an edgemoron

my dad is rich
my mom's a bitch
she drives an suv
and she smothers me

i'm a moron
an edgemoron
an edgemoron
a stinking moron

just because my family is rich
doesn't mean my mom ain't a bitch

i'm a moron
edgemoron
i'm a moron

we got a jeep too
i want a hummer
we shop in fairhaven
we are 

edgemoron moron
edgemoron edgemoron
edge edge edge edgemoron
edgemoron moron edgemoron

just because we live in a nice area
doesn't mean our brains aren't full of diarrhea
just because we drive cool cards
doesn't mean we scored well on our sats

e e e e e ...

e d g e m o r o n

edgemoron 
  

Chaotic Loop 1

A pod loop with my [fake] wah pedal. Gets messy at the end.

Lyrics to "Chaotic Loop 1":

15th of september
pod loop with wah wah
this is getting chaotic
that's just not working
  

Chaotic Loop 2

Building a pod loop on the fly. Horrible.

Lyrics to "Chaotic Loop 2":

chaotic loop 2
and i'm just completely winging it ok

brilliance at work

this is artsy fartsy i don't like it
i don't like the artsy farsty stuff
i prefer the straightforward stuff
and i think i just ate about 10 minutes of nothing
and contributed absolutely nothing to the quality of this trex
  

Artsy Fartsy

Whether the horribleness is intentional or not I neither know nor care. This is bottom of the bottom. I ended up editing out most of this horrendous mess, leaving only the least annoying bits.

At some point the guitar was feeding back so much that I stopped playing while it droned on. I then fiddled with the effects while the the guitar continued to drone.

Lyrics to "Artsy Fartsy":

to make up for that i'm gonna do a smiple straightahead song for you
this one is called artsy fartsy
it's official
i'm tired of the artsy fartsy fartsy fartsy
i'm tired of delay
i'm tired of flanger
i want something very simple

i'm so sick of the artsy fartsy 
i'm so sick of the artsy fartsy 
i'm so sick of the artsy fartsy 
i'm so sick of the artsy fartsy 

  [repeat]
  
i'm so sick of the artsy fartsy 
i'm so sick of the artsy fartsy 
i'm so sick of the artsy fartsy guitartsy

well this is basically just wasting this tape isn't it
'cause this is horrible
i don't know what's up the  guitar
and yes i'm just blaming the racket on the racket
i'm just standing here
it's just giving me all this feedback for some reason
i'm gonna put the guitar up
the guitar is on the wall
see i'm clapping my hands
i don't know what's up with the guitar
it's not very happy right now
it's just feeding back feeding back
i'm gonna use the wah pedal anyway

i hate the artsy fartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy guitartsy

i hate the artsy guitartsy
i hate the artsy guitartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy guitartsy

i hate the artsy guitartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy
i hate the fartsy guitartsy artsy

i hate the artsy guitartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy
i hate the artsy guitartsy now

how i hate the arsty guitartsy
how i hate the farsty artsy
how i hate the artsy fartsy guitartsy

i hate the artsy guitartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy
i hate the fartsy guitartsy now

i hate the artsy fartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy guitartsy
i hate the artsy fartsy now
 
we hate the artsy fartsy 
ha we all hate the fartsy guitartsy 
we hate the artsy fartsy now

where's the bass now

i cannot hear the bass
i cannot make it at this pace
i cannot the bass
i cannot sustain the bass

we hate the artsy guitartsy 
we hate artsty fartsy guitartsy 
we hate the artsy fartsy guitarsy

it's like goatsie

oh that was such a waste of half a side of a tape
the lesson learned from that is
just because you have a wah pedal doesn't mean you have to use it
bye bye