albums
Compilations
2012 Casio Picks
2012 Piano Picks
2012 Acoustic Picks
2012 Electric Picks
2013 Trex Video
Childhood (1974-90)
1977 Firsts
1978 Seconds
1985 Cacappella
1986 Eye Beater
1987 Guitarded
1988 Kim 1
1988 Kim 2
1988 Kim 3
1988 Kim 4
1988 Kim 5
1988 Kim 6
1988 Kim 7
1988 Kim 8
1988 Kim 9
1988 Kim 10
1988 Kim 11
1988 Kim 12
1989 Kim 13
1989 Five Dollar Drummer
1989 Wino Three Girls
1990 A Caustic Gutter
1996-1999
1996 NoVaSoCa
1996 Fullerton
1997 Soundtracks
1997 Walk Around
1997 Riding the Greyhound
1999 I Mowed
1999 Simulameous
1999 Yikes
1999 Piano Farte
2000-2008
2001 Marathon
2001 Days Like These
2001 Alcan Back
2001 Sleepy Sloppy
2001 Dad Day Jam
2002 Unfit
2002 The Key of G
2003 Daffy Day
2003 Januweary
2003 Post-Key
2003 Fatiguitar
2003 Oh No
2005 Waiting
2005 Sun Strike
2006 Stinky Room
2006 Schtupid
2007 Coy Pun
2007 Post-Ides
2007 Post-Ideas
2007 Post-Ideals
2007 Warble
2007 Another Same Day
2007 And Another
2007 Bald Ballads
2007 Lunch Broken
2007 Mayo
2007 Mayon
2007 Mayonandon
2007 Mayoff
2007 Juneo
2007 Juneon
2007 Juneonandon
2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
2007 Fall Start
2007 False Tart
2007 Fall End
2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Bad Apple lyrics 14:15 download listen locally 1988-0?-?? 1988-03-03
2 Tempermental Chatter lyrics 0:17 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
3 Honey I'm Home lyrics 2:10 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
4 Soft Beginning lyrics 1:09 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
5 Confused lyrics 4:02 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
6 Confused Again lyrics 2:01 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
7 Confused Chatter lyrics 0:49 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
8 Paul's Secret lyrics 6:30 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
9 Blaming Chatter lyrics 0:29 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
10 Stupid Cherries lyrics 4:08 download listen locally - 1988-03-07
11 Scary lyrics 10:57 download listen locally 1988-03-09 1988-03-10
12 Solo Posse lyrics 9:31 download listen locally - 1988-03-16
13 Reiterating Chatter lyrics 1:11 download listen locally - 1988-03-16
14 Face lyrics 13:00 download listen locally - 1988-03-16
15 Swing Party lyrics 5:02 download listen locally - 1988-03-16
16 Cloudy Chatter lyrics 0:59 download listen locally - 1988-03-19
17 Little Caesar's Guitar lyrics 2:15 download listen locally - 1988-03-19
Total 78:45 play all locally album rating:

Notes

This sixth batch of songs for my cousin Kim returns briefly to pre-written "pop" songs. They're often repetitive and annoying, but at least some of them are semi-memorable.

Songs

Bad Apple

I wrote this with Kush and Lav. It's about our least favorite teacher. We recorded it at their house, but I don't know what happened to the tape. This is my solo version.

The lyrics are mean, stupid, and repetitive. I've omitted the teacher's name from this page out of sensitivity. Not that it matters. She was so unhealthily fat back then (20 years ago) that she's probably dead now.

Yep, sensitivity.

Lyrics to "Bad Apple":

this is a song that kush, lav, and i all wrote
we're all born on the same day
and i might be having a band with them
ok, it's called miss f----

oh miss f----, she's mean
her hair is never clean
miss f----, she's mean
her hair is never clean

miss f----, she's mean
her hair is never clean
i hate her voice, i hate her frown
it gives me the creeps when she's around

miss f----, oh she's mean
miss f----, so mean, hey
she's fat and she's ugly
her legs are short and pudgy

i'm talking about miss f----, oh she's mean
her hair is never clean
i hate her voice, i hate her sound
it gives me the creeps when she's around
miss f----

give a bad apple to the teacher
don't bother to take out the worm
give this bad apple to miss f----
and watch that blubber mass squirm

hey hey miss f----, oh she's mean
her hair is never clean
i hate her voice, i hate her sound
she gives me the creeps when she's around

miss f----, oh she's mean
so mean

ah, she's fat, she's ugly, woo-hoo
her legs are short and pudgy

miss f----, she's mean

she's flab and she's flop
and she's flab and she's pop
if you poke her then she'll pop
because she's flab and she's flop

a slab of butter walking down the street
mrs. f---- is someone you don't want to meet
you pull out a knife to save your life
but it gets buried in her belly until she's 45

miss f----, oh she's mean
her hair is never clean
oh miss f----, oh she's mean
her hair is never clean

i hate her voice, i hate her frown
she gives me the creeps when she's around

oh miss f----, oh she's mean
it's the simplest thing i've seen, oh

give a bad apple to the teacher
make sure it has its worm
give a bad apple to miss f----
watch that little blubber mass squirm

give a bad apple to the teacher
make sure it has its worm
give a bad apple to miss f----
and watch that blubber mass blubber butt squirm, squirm

oh watch her scream in agony
pays back for what she's done to me
oh she's in agony
that's her destiny

give a bad apple to the teacher
don't bother to cut out the worm
give a bad apple to miss f----, so fine
watch that blubber mass squirm

she's flab and she's flop
poke her with a pin and watch that mother pop

miss f----, oh she's mean, so mean
oh miss f----, the ugliest thing you've ever seen
miss f----, so mean
she's the biggest thing you've seen

ah-ha mrs. f----, she's so mean
she's the biggest thing you've seen, ha ha
i hate her face, i hate her frown
it gives me the creeps when she's around

mrs. f----, oh mrs. f----
jump in some jello, take a swim
eat it all up and maybe, maybe you'll be thin

miss f----, she's mean
she's the biggest thing i've seen
oh miss f----, she's mean
and her hair is never clean
she smells so i say

give a bad apple to the teacher
don't bother to cut out the worm
give a bad apple to miss f----, so fine
and watch that blubber mass squirm

she's flab, she's flop
she knows she's flab, she knows she's flop
poke her with a pin and then she'll pop

and give a bad apple to the teacher
give a bad apple to the teacher
and give a bad apple to miss f----, she's mean
biggest thing you've seen

mrs. f----, so fine
she clears you mind
mrs. f----, she smells
we know where she has to go

[scat]

miss f----, she's mean
she's the biggest thing you've seen on this side of the world
miss f----, she's mean
she's the biggest thing you've seen

hooray for mrs. f----, so fine, singing
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin, huh huh
hooray for mrs. f----, so fine, ah ha
hooray for mrs. f----, so f----, so f----

i tell you
i give a bad apple to the teacher
i will not bother to cut out the worm
i give a bad apple to miss f----, so thin
watch that blubber mass squirm

oh bad apple to the teacher
i'll cut out the worm
but i'll give it to another teacher
and watch that hungry girl squirm, watch that hungry girl squirm

i give an apple to a teacher
i don't tell about the worm
guess which teacher i'm thinking about
mrs. f----, she needs to squirm

give a bad apple to the teacher
don't bother to cut out the worm
give a apple to miss f----, so thin
and watch that blubber mass squirm

give an apple to the teacher
but this time cut out the worm
give it to mister foss across the hall
and watch the blubber mass squirm, yeah she'll squirm

she wants the apple, i'll give her the worm
i will make her squirm

wooo for mrs. f----, so thin
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin, hooray
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin, hooray
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin, hooray, singing singing

miss f----, oh she's mean
she's the biggest thing i've seen

hooray for mrs. f----
hooray for mrs. f----

she's fat, and she knows it
anyone is blind if they don't think that she shows it
she's fat, she's ugly
her legs and arms are short and pudgy

hooray for mrs. f----, so thin
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin, hey hey
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin

give a bad apple to a teacher
this time take out the worm
give the apple to the teacher across the hall
and watch mrs. f---- squirm

hooray for f----, so thin
hooray for mrs. f----, so thin

give an apple to a teacher
don't bother to cut out the worm
give the apple to miss f----, so thin
and watch that blubber mass squirm

get the whole thing down miss f----, so thin
gobble the whole thing in one bite, miss f----
you want another one? you do, miss f----?
i tell you miss f----, so thin

you've got the rules
you've got the rhythm
you've got the rules
put them together
then leave our school

please, miss f----
leave our school
please, miss f----
that's our only rule

please, miss f----
leave our school
please, miss f----
  

Tempermental Chatter

This is interesting in that it mentions our new dog (Woodie).

Lyrics to "Tempermental Chatter":

that was some days ago
like thursday or something like that
all right today is monday march 7th

i hope that you enjoy hear me talk
as much as i enjoy hearing you talk

our new dog woodie looks like jock
a little bit less tempermental
  

Honey I'm Home

Western State was a nearby mental institution. This improv starts slow and then speeds up. I don't see the point of it.

Lyrics to "Honey I'm Home":

honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state
hey hey hey hey

honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state

honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state
honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state

a big fat lady

honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state
honey
a big fat lady
walking 'round me

honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state
i met a big fat lady

honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state
honey
i met a big fat lady
i met a big fat blob

honey i'm home, sorry i'm late
but i had to see my friends at western state
a big fat lady
can you tell that i make the lyrics up as i go along
can you tell i am making the lyrics up as i go along
can you tell i make them up just as i sing the song
making lyrics, my imprisation [sic]
ah shhh

all right that deserves a few apples thrown at me
  

Soft Beginning

If I had lyrics in my pocket, then why didn't I use them? This is an improvised instrumental. It's ok.

Lyrics to "Soft Beginning":

let's see
i might have some lyrics in my pocket
lyrics to some songs
you want a soft beginning

all right
you can tell i handled that very wisely
  

Confused

This does indeed sound very confused. It references angst, cultural oppression, drugs, and girls... none of which I knew anything about. Fortunately, the tape cut off before I embarassed myself too much.

Lyrics to "Confused":

[scat]

when you toss your head and oh
when you turn your head and oh oh no
when you toss your head oh no
when you turn your head oh no

let's singing

when you turn your head and toss your hair
and then you leave me standing there

i feel stranded and disbanded
above all empty-handed

when you toss your head
when you toss your hair
and then you decide to leave me standing there
standing there

i feel, i feel stranded
and i feel, i feel disbanded
above all i feel
empty-handed

soft in the beginning
but crazy in the end
that's what your heart does to you my friend, my friend
friend friend friend

shoot that's not right
where the h-- are the lyrics
i and i
1 2 3
i and i smoking weed
that's a good one

living in s--- conditions
in kingston jamaica
growing up in trenchtown my friend
let's see where you are at the end

what is freedom
you don't freedom until it is taken away

i and i smoking weed
i and i getting high
i and i feeling dizzy
i and i feeling mighty

i and i smoking weed
i and i getting high
i and i feeling dizzy
i and i feeling mighty

making this up as we go along
pretty impressive for a brand new song
making this up as we go along
it's pretty impressive for a brand new song

let's hear you do the same
let's hear you call my name
say: travis, travis, travis, i'm cool
travis, travis, travis, so are you
travis, travis, travis, i'm cool
travis, travis, travis

travis is your name, music is your game
and girls and something that you wish for all the same
oh god
  

Confused Again

This is the first song on another tape, and continues "Confused". Not that we really needed to follow that train of thought. Fortunately, it's short. And the ending is kinda funny!

Lyrics to "Confused Again":

let's try again

i and i and i and i and
i and i
i and i
i and i
i and i

i and i smoking weed
i and i getting high
i and i getting dizzy
i and i feeling mighty

i and i smoking weed
i and i getting high
i and i getting dizzy
i and i feeling mighty

smash down the white man's wall
don't bother at all
smash down the black man's wall
don't bother the children at all

smite down the white man's wall
smite down, smite down, smite down, smite down

living in s--- conditions
in kingston jamaica
growing up in trenchtown, a neighborhood of garbage
and that's all that you see to your own

that doesn't rhyme but who does care
that doesn't rhyme but who does care
i don't really give a d---
i don't really give a d---

d---
d---

oh god, a monster
  

Confused Chatter

This chatter briefly returns to the lyrics of "Confusion", a song that should rest in peace along side the "Bad Apple".

Lyrics to "Confused Chatter":

oh i'm sorry, spaz attack
that's the rest of blaa
man, it's terrible
i actually forgot, like a dummy, the music
i'm not gonna keep on talking for another 50 minutes
like someone else i know
i'm gonna stop the tape
think of what to say
and throw this paper away

when you turn your head and toss your hair
and then you leave me standing there
i feel stranded, disbanded and above all empty-handed
i feel stranded, disbanded and above all empty-handed

i wrote that during math
because that's the class for writing songs
all right?
now instead of talking like i am now
just chatting, just to hear myself whine
i'm gonna stop the tape
and i'm gonna get back to you when i have a song prepared
bye
  

Paul's Secret

This was named after Kim's boyfriend at the time. The music is ok in the beginning. The melody is cheesy, probably ripped off from somewhere. I got bored, so I added french horn and cornet, both of which were awful. It just gets worse from there.

Lyrics to "Paul's Secret":

all right this is a song
what do you want me to call it
paul, i'll call it paul
that's probably the one thing on your mind
or the last
depends on how quickly you're going through boys these days
i'll call it paul's secret
paul's secret, sounds kinda dippy doesn't it
paul's secret
all right
1 a 2 a 1 a 2 a 3 go

special
woo it's special
hit it

but you cannot tell which are mistakes and which are not

hit it
a little goof there

all right
that that stunk
that was major
that was stink
that was trash

1 2 1 a 2 a 3

all right, all right, cut, cut, cut
that was sad
i should record over it but
i have no ego

wooh
all right that was snappy
now i'm gonna try it on the trumpet
and a 1
a 1

here goes, sight reading

a 1 a 2 a 3

this is paul's secret
he's admirer of music
this is paul's secret
he really likes his people

this is paul's secret
???

this is paul's secret
he's an admirer of
oh come on

this is paul's secret
he's admirer of music
this is paul's secret
he really likes his bull

this is paul's secret
he really likes his bulls--

this is paul's secret
he really likes his music
this is paul's secret
admirer of, all right

this is stupid, can't you tell
why don't you tell me to go to heaven

oh god
this is dumb, i got carried away
i might as well just record over all the whole business
but i won't because this is candid

all right
oh yes, these are totally awesome jokes
uh huh
listen
all right
i want, i want something impressive

i bet you could do that
oh this is so dumb, it's so stupid
all right you want something impressive

look, please, don't make it count against me

oh god it's a monster
why must i play so badly
but i cannot help it
'cause this is paul's secret

this is paul's secret
he really likes his music
this is paul's secret
he really likes his bull

hey i could be watching macguyver
what time is it?
  

Blaming Chatter

Blaming the listener for my missing a precious TV episode.

Lyrics to "Blaming Chatter":

8 minutes and macguyver is over, god!
no it's not your fault
don't put all the blame on yourself
give yourself a break
no one's perfect
look, don't worry about it
please don't worry about it
do not blame yourself so much
you cannot continue to blame yourself
ok
don't take it into your hands
it's not entirely your fauly
i could have call you or something like that
instead of doing this
listen
don't be too embarrassed
don't be too mad at yourself
  

Stupid Cherries

I was getting frustrated and annoyed. And annoying. Love those rolled Rs, though!

Lyrics to "Stupid Cherries":

i want to hit something
but there's nothing to hit

life is one big bowl of cherries to go 'round

do you like the comparison
or do you think it is true

life is one bowl of cherries you go around
do you think that it's true
or is it okay

oh come on
get it right, oh
please please i'm down on my knees
please please i'm down on my knees

life is one big bowl of cherries just go around
do you think life is one big bowl
of cheeries to go around
to go around

life ?? around

if you call this music
then you better get a hearing aid

they call [scat]

sing me some french

french [fake french]
is better than this

no competition

life is one big bowl of cherries to go around

[scat]

life is one big bowl of cherries to go around
if you like that comparison
then you just frown

can you tell i am making this up as i go along
and can you tell i didn't write this down and neither did i ???
stupid
just stupid
this is stupid, stupid, stupid stupid

sing me some french
say
oh

[scat]

so stupid
so stupid
so stupid
  

Scary

I think I recorded this when other people were over visiting my parents. I was trying to be quiet, at least in the first part. I think I was afraid people could hear me singing. The second part, which starts immediately after the first verse, is from a few minutes or hours later, after people left.

The music is okay. It's long and semi-cheesy, with lots of solos. It has a semi-decent vibe, but is very repetitive. Kinda par for this era.

My favorite part is when the verse kicks in and the rhythm seems to double-time. Cool. The song's energy really picks up at that point. But as soon as the verse is over, it quickly slows down again, which is a letdown.

Lyrics to "Scary":

it's march 10th
this one is called scary

it's so scary
don't frighten the ladies
but it's so scary

i'm petrified, i'm scared to death
i felt the touch of the devil's breath
i'm, i'm so scared that i could cry
i need help before i die

i'm petrified, i'm scared to death
i felt the touch of the devil's breath
i'm so scared that i could die
i need help before i die

i'm petrified

i'm petrified, i'm scared to death
i felt like ???
[scat]

a 1 2 3 4

i'm petrified, i'm scared to death
i felt the touch of the devil's breath
i'm so scared that i could cry
i need help before i die

i am petrified, i'm scared to death
i felt the touch of the devil's breath
i'm so scared that i could cry
i need help before i die

i'm scared
i'm scared

it's so scary
don't frighten the ladies
don't alert the ones

it's scary
don't frighten the mistresses
don't cause a commotion

it's scary
don't tell the ladies
it's scary
don't tell the young ones

oh it's scary
don't tell the ladies
it's so scary
do not alert them

1 2 3 4

i am petrified, i'm scared to death
i felt the touch of the devil's breath
i'm so scared that i could cry
i need help before i die

all right all right
enough is enough
the song's almost over anyways
and it's so stupid that it's not
it's not worth recording more
ok so i'm recording over, saying goodbye
  

Solo Posse

This is long and boring, with very painful singing. I guess I can get away with whatever I want if I am the boss. :)

Lyrics to "Solo Posse":

all right, this one has no name yet and i -
let me just play it

like the lion roars
like the tiger screams
like the animals
in my farthest dreams

tell me what's important and i'll do that for a while
tell me what is not and i will leave you with a smile
just tell me what to do for me to make it up to you
just tell me what to do so i can carry it on through

i am the posse, mon, there ain't no one but me
i write the music, mon, and the lyrics be by me

like the lion roars
like the tiger screams
like the animals
in my farthest dreams

you've got to tell me what's important; i'll do that for a while
and tell me what is not so i can leave with a smile
just tell me what to do for me to make it up to you
just tell me what to do so i can carry it on through

i am the posse, mon, there ain't no one but me
i write the music, mon, and the lyrics be by me
i am the posse, mon, there ain't no one but me
i write the music, mon, and the lyrics, the lyrics

like the lion roars
like the tiger screams
like the animals
in my farthest dreams

tell me what's important and i'll do that for a while
tell me what is not and i will leave you with a smile
tell me what to do for me to make it up to you
just tell me what to do so i can carry it on through

i am the posse, mon, there ain't no one but me
i write the music, mon, and the lyrics be by me
i am the posse, mon, there ain't no one but me
i write the music, mon, the lyrics be by me

solo posse
that's means me bossy
in my solo posse
that's means me bossy

the solo posse
that's means i am the bossy
in my solo posse
that's means i am the bossy

i am the posse, mon, there ain't no one but me
i write the music, mon, and the lyrics be by me

solo posse, mon
that means me bossy

solo posse
that means me bossy
solo posse
that means me bossy

i'm in a solo posse
i am the bossy
i am the bossy
in my solo posse

i am the bossy
in my solo posse

like the lion roars
like the tiger screams
like all the animals
in my farthest dreams

you got tell me what's important and i'll do that for a while
tell me what is not and i will leave you for a smile
tell me what to do for me to make it up to you
just tell me what to do so i can carry it on through

solo posse, solo posse, so i am the bossy
solo posse
i am the bossy
in my solo posse

i am the posse
bossy
i
  

Reiterating Chatter

Chatting about the previous songs.

Lyrics to "Reiterating Chatter":

the first one's called solo posse
and if you don't know what that means
then you're gonna think it's an odd word
it's a group of musicians, ok?
i could say band, solo band
but it doesn't rhyme
it's the group
it's the list of the people that are in it
all right? so facial, facial
oh yeah, the name of my group is called face

ok this next song i haven't written yet
i always say that sort of reiterates
i reiterate, reiterate, reiterate
i reiterate that, i repeat it, over and over
that was one of my vocabulary words

see i've got to write some music to that
and then i'll play it for you
all right

ok, march 16 1988
3 tapes, woah
actually some of those are good
one thing
let me go revive
confession
rustic
cemetary flowers
bad apple
blab
paul's secret
scary
and then the next thing is solo posse
and then the next one, i'm gonna call it face
that's gonna be my title song
and it better be good
'cause i don't want a title song that sounds like
it was written by a 14 or 15 year old
  

Face

So much for an impressive "title song". This is long and annoying, with horrid singing. The chord progression is cliche, and there are lots of stops and starts. Yuck. When the tape finally cuts off, it's a relief.

Also, the band name "Face" didn't stick. To be honest, when I heard this again in 2008, I had completely forgotten that I ever consided "Face" as a band name.

Lyrics to "Face":

all right
face
this is a very sad song
i mean sad as in ha ha ha

there are four versions of the song i sing
and all four versions spell the same thing
the face, face my name
how i picked it - that's my game

we are face

we are face
we win the race
we trash the place
we are never disgraced

we are face
we win the race
we trash the place
we are never disgraced

fools act crazy everywhere
that's version number 1; it's fair
fine ale can endure is 2
face is hot and we know brew

five alleys called eternity
the worst yet - that is version 3
and version 4, the very last
from a cutting edge, that is the best

from a cutting edge

hit it

fools act crazy everywhere
that's version number 1; it's fair
fine ale can endure is 2
and face is hot and we want brew

five alleys called eternity
that's the worst yet - that is version 3
and version 4, the very last one
from a cutting edge, that is the best

from a cutting edge, that is the best
from a cutting edge
from a cutting edge
wooh

[scat]

fools act crazy everywhere
that's version number 1; it's fair
fine ale can endure that's 2
and face is hot and we want brew

five alleys called eternity
the worst yet - that is version 3
and version 4, the very last
from a cutting edge, that is the best

from a cutting edge

1 2, hit it, hit it

fools act crazy everywhere
that's version number 1

cut
that was terrible that was sad
look, i had -

cut

awful
that was terrible
that was sad
i messed that up
and i messed it up with finesse

i messed up the song
my lyrics were wrong
the song was too long
it could have been written by a ding dong, ding dong...

maybe it was my voice
maybe the song was a bad choice
maybe it was the music
maybe i need a new keyboard

cut
so silly, so silly, so [scat]

[scat]

this is silly
this is nothing
it's so stupid, it's idiotic
and it's just so dumb

don't you hear me when i say cut

get your ???
that was all right, all right, all right, all right

[scat]

oh boy
i hope you forget this song real quick

fools act crazy everywhere
that's version number 1; it's fair
fine ale can endure that's 2
and face is hot and we love you

[scat]

ew
all right, i just had to get that out of my system
  

Swing Party

This is mostly improvised. It's not very cool, except the "knock knock knock" part at end, which is kinda catchy. The lyrics are fictional.

Lyrics to "Swing Party":

i'm in the mood for swing
and i've got to sing

[scat]

and i've got to sing

all right, everybody out there
come and join the party tonight
come and bring a party pleaser
we're gonna rock out tonight

come and bring a partner
we'll dance the disco all night long
come and bring a bowl of punch
and then we'll dance to our own song

come into the party
do what you want to
i don't care what you're up to
just keep it clean

come to my party
you can do what you want to
i don't care what you're up to
just keep it clean

come

you've got to come to my party
you've got to see what it's like
you've got to live the experience
of coming to my party tonight

of coming to my party tonight
of coming to my party tonight

you've got to come to my party
you've got to see what it's like
you've got to have the experience
come to my party tonight

come to my party tonight
you've got to come to my party tonight

now i've got to eat
an embarrassing little beat
it happens all the time
i was stuck in the middle of rhyme

and my dad goes
knock knock knock knock on the door
he says you better get out here, i'm not gonna shout anymore
knock knock knock knock on the door
he says you better get out here, i'm gonna not shout anymore

come have dinner, son, get your dinner
or you'll grow to be a wimp like your dear old mom
come get your dinner, son, come get your dinner
or you're gonna be a wimp like your dear old mom

i said, hey dad, she may be a wimp to you
but hey dad, let's see you do that many push ups
hey dad, she may seem a wimp to you
but why did you marry her in the first place

knock knock knock knock on the door
he said you better get out here, i'm not gonna shout anymore
knock knock knock knock on the door
he said you better get out here, i'm not gonna shout anymore

knock knock knock knock on the door
he said you better get out here, i'm not gonna shout anymore
knock knock knock knock on the door
he said you better get out here, i'm not gonna shout anymore

i said, hey dad, i'll there in a second
hey dad, don't rush me with my singing
hey dad, i'll be out there in a second
hey hey dad, my ears are ringing, oh

knock knock knock knock on the door
he said you better get out here, not gonna shout anymore
knock knock knock knock on the door
he said you better get out here, not gonna shout anymore

with a knock knock knock knock on the door
he said you better get out here, not gonna shout anymore

so i did
  

Cloudy Chatter

Silly, recorded at my last day of work at Little Caesar's. It's kinda funny when Jessica starts shrieking in the background.

Lyrics to "Cloudy Chatter":

my life is as cloudy as my fish tank
and my fish are almost dead

today is march 19th
oh this is saturday, saturday night

all right, i was at my friends' house, kush and lav
i just played at their house so i'm setting all the stuff back up
i brought my keyboard over and my recording business

why are all these disgustingly -
those are disgusting clothes
i don't want to see them
somebody put disgusting clothes in my closet

but anyways so i'm setting everything back up
jessica's having some fun
can you hear in the background
not very subtle is she
can you hear here

can you hear me better?

anyways, so today was my last day at work
finally
those people were getting on my nerves pretty god [spit] quick
get that? god [spit] quick
give that to god [spit] kick
ha ha ha ha ha

all right i'm gonna play guitar for you
  

Little Caesar's Guitar

Yuckies. I recorded this on my last day of work at Little Caesar's. I had just gotten back from a practice with Kush and Lav, who had an electric bass and guitar. They were pretty sloppy, and I wanted to see if I could do any better. Hmm.

Lyrics to "Little Caesar's Guitar":

all right
at last, something worse than sewer guitar
it's called little caesar's guitar

all right, yeah, let's give a hand for that