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Childhood (1974-90)
1977 Firsts
1978 Seconds
1985 Cacappella
1986 Eye Beater
1987 Guitarded
1988 Kim 1
1988 Kim 2
1988 Kim 3
1988 Kim 4
1988 Kim 5
1988 Kim 6
1988 Kim 7
1988 Kim 8
1988 Kim 9
1988 Kim 10
1988 Kim 11
1988 Kim 12
1989 Kim 13
1989 Five Dollar Drummer
1989 Wino Three Girls
1990 A Caustic Gutter
1996-1999
1996 NoVaSoCa
1996 Fullerton
1997 Soundtracks
1997 Walk Around
1997 Riding the Greyhound
1999 I Mowed
1999 Simulameous
1999 Yikes
1999 Piano Farte
2000-2008
2001 Marathon
2001 Days Like These
2001 Alcan Back
2001 Sleepy Sloppy
2001 Dad Day Jam
2002 Unfit
2002 The Key of G
2003 Daffy Day
2003 Januweary
2003 Post-Key
2003 Fatiguitar
2003 Oh No
2005 Waiting
2005 Sun Strike
2006 Stinky Room
2006 Schtupid
2007 Coy Pun
2007 Post-Ides
2007 Post-Ideas
2007 Post-Ideals
2007 Warble
2007 Another Same Day
2007 And Another
2007 Bald Ballads
2007 Lunch Broken
2007 Mayo
2007 Mayon
2007 Mayonandon
2007 Mayoff
2007 Juneo
2007 Juneon
2007 Juneonandon
2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
2007 Fall Start
2007 False Tart
2007 Fall End
2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Next Corner lyrics 5:45 download listen locally - 2007-05-16
2 Interurban lyrics 4:19 download listen locally - 2007-05-16
3 Precedent lyrics 4:51 download listen locally - 2007-05-16
4 Pollen lyrics 2:26 download listen locally - 2007-05-17
5 Disclaimer 1 lyrics 1:57 download listen locally - 2007-05-17
6 Disclaimer 2 lyrics 5:35 download listen locally - 2007-05-17
7 Disclaimer 3 lyrics 5:03 download listen locally - 2007-05-17
8 Final Disclaimer lyrics 3:45 download listen locally - 2007-05-17
9 Trex Is Work lyrics 3:00 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
10 Metadata lyrics 2:24 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
11 Winging It lyrics 1:03 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
12 AC lyrics 3:02 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
13 Heat Averse lyrics 3:19 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
14 Hot If lyrics 1:08 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
15 OEM MTF lyrics 2:15 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
16 Stuffy Reprise lyrics 5:40 download listen locally - 2007-05-30
17 Last Day of May lyrics 6:39 download listen locally - 2007-05-31
18 Upchuck lyrics 5:02 download listen locally - 2007-05-31
19 Exacto L lyrics 4:11 download listen locally - 2007-05-31
Total 71:24 play all locally album rating:

Notes

This finishes up the very long month of May 2007.

It's more of the same, really: a few catchy bits amidst a sea of boring, irritating, and offensive bits.

Songs

Next Corner

Decent playing, amusing vocals. It's nice to have a song about something positive like hiking!

Lyrics to "Next Corner":

may 16th

it's a mystery
where the road ???
feel like i ??? big hikes
but we're a little afraid we'll be up here all night

and then the cats come out and the cats come out
and there's something to be scared about
when the cats come out when the cougars come out
better be prepared to shout

i wish i knew
where every animal was residing at any given instant
i wish i knew
what is around the next corner

but to be honest i think
maybe that would take some of the fun out of the hike
i think it's uncertainty 
that we like

never quite knowing what's around the next corner
inviting a little bit of disorder
get the adrenaline pumping
grab your backpack and start humping
and i don't mean that in a carnal sense

sometimes i wish i had an internal compass
and a potion of detect enemies
i could tell where the cats where the bears are hiding
and i would know just which trail to take

but that defeats the fun
and if you pardon my pun
i'm feeling bushed
i know that sounds so forced

but i've tired my fingers out keeping up with the ideas
in a way trex really is a trek
through the underbrush
there are all sorts of animals
preparing an ambush
  

Interurban

An ode to a trail. Continuing the hiking theme.

Lyrics to "Interurban":

hey there interurban trail
i'd like to follow you to the end
you're safe and there's a bay next to you
i don't mind the gravel that gets into my shoe

hey there mister interurban
i know you were at some point an electic train line
and that's why you are so straight mister interurban
you are so orderly

i like you mister interurban
you make it safe
but cleater road you are much too windy
you go on forever 
you are not a very fun entrance

i wanna go onto chuckanut ridge
but the spiders are out
and cleater road you're not helping it

arroyo park you're much too windy
and often you are much too muddy

i cannot read on you
i cannot read on you
i cannot read on you
i cannot read on you

old mister interurban you are are easy
i can run for hours without tripping up
and i can run and i will get comments from everybody
saying that's what i call multitasking

that's what i call multitasking
that is what i call multitasking
that is what i call multitasking
that is what i call multitasking
that is what i call multitasking

all right that was really bad
  

Precedent

One more? I've heard that before.

I've also heard this music before.

And the theme, too. It was a common theme back then.

Lyrics to "Precedent":

1 more
uno mas

???
i know it's messy
it's messy
i know it's messy

i know the kitchen messy
i know the bathroom messy
i know the trash can's messy
i know the backyard's messy

so i'm a slob
i'm a slob
oh i'm a slob
i'm a blob

i know my handwriting is messy
i know my schoolwork is messy
i know my bedroom is messy
i know my trash can is overflowing

'cause i'm a slob
oh i'm a blob
oh i'm a slob
i'm a blob

but that's ok
'cause my friends are the same way
oh it's ok
'cause my dad is the same way

i know we are messy
i know we are messy
but so was ???
so then it's ok

i know my mind is messy
i know my language messy
i know my playing's messy
i know my mind is messy

but it's ok
because my dad is the same way
but it's ok
because my dad is the same way

oh inertia inertia and precedent
that's how you get to be the president 
of your own existance that's what i meant

'cause i know my dad is lazy
i know my dad is dishonest
and i know my dad is fat
and i know my dad is a loser

'cause it's ok
it's ok
if i'm the same way
'cause he's my daddy

and he's a loser
and i'm following in his shoes
he's a loser

he's so lazy
he's so lazy
he's so lazy
he's so lazy

but he's my daddy
he is my daddy
so i can copy him
copy his every sin

'cause he's my daddy
he can't be so baddy

and even if my daddy has diabetes
i will follow him with his disease
and i'll push him in his wheelchair
and then when he's dead i'll push myself in mine

and i'll find a woman to leech off
i will find a woman to leech off
and i will find a woman to leech off
'cause my daddy did

it's ok
'cause my daddy did it that way
it's ok
who cares what travis and mommy say

it's ok
'cause my daddy did it that way
he's a loser
and i 
permit it because of precedent

somehow i doubt that one's gonna go public
  

Pollen

Decent start for a new day.

Lyrics to "Pollen":

un 2 3 4

there's a jangle jangle in my head
today is may 17
there's a jangle jangle jangle between my years
the pollen is attacking and it makes my nose run nose run nose run nose run 

my nose it ??? 

there's ringing ringing between my eyes
i think that's the pollen clogging me up
i feel so congested i can barely sing
i feel so dizzy i can barely accomplish anything

it's the pollen
it's the pollen
it's the pollen
the quantities are appallin' me

there's a jangling coming out of the amp
it's hot outside i wouldn't call it damp
i cannot bang on the floor or stamp
'cause i'm afraid that floor will cave it
i'm afraid that floor will fall it
i'm afraid that i will end up in the garage

making garage music for the rest of my days

oh god that was horrible
  

Disclaimer 1

Pretty funny improv.

Lyrics to "Disclaimer 1":

like i said before today is the may 17th
it's just another day in an endless stream of tapes
i have no idea what i'm gonna do with trex
i have no idea how many tapes i will end up with
i have no idea if anyone will ever listen to this

trex is apostrophetic
for the orthopedic
apostrophy
for the compulsive listeners only

if you read the fine print
you will see that this cd comes with a disclaimer
the print is really small 
you can barely see it with a magnifying glass
but i'll read it to you

it says this music might make you just want to turn off the cd
and if you do that happen to trip over your power chord
and pull it out of the socket part way 
and when you try to put it back you elecricute yourself

i claim no responsibility
and you cannot either
and below that
there's another disclaimer

all right that was called disclaimer 1
  

Disclaimer 2

This starts off as a jarringly noisy and heavy handed instrumental. Eventually the vocals start, but they lack the wit of the previous song.

Lyrics to "Disclaimer 2":

this next song is called disclaimer 2

[scat]

we all like to look at disclaimers
we all like to look like lamers

we think looking at disclaimers is only for lamers
we think looking at disclaimers is only for lamers
we think reading disclaimers is only for lamers

who says i'm making a song now hardly

we think looking at disclaimers is only for lamers
who says reading disclaimers is only for lamers

who says looking at disclaimers is only for lamers
who says looking at disclaimers is only for lamers
who says looking at disclaimers is only for lamers
who says reading [scat]

that is why i should just shut up and play guitar
i cannot improvise on both at once
i can only make up vocals or make up chords
i cannot do more than one thing at once ???

and the fine print it says you better not listen to this
or we will forfeit all our claims against you
and you must do the same thing against me

[scat] that made no sense
it's ok 'cause i'm making my own noise
ooh that made no sense
but that's ok 'cause i'm making my own noise
ooh

yucky yuck yuck yuck
i wish i could play better than this
that really sounds so lame
  

Disclaimer 3

Another one. Pretty funny.

Lyrics to "Disclaimer 3":

this song is called disclaimer 3 whee-hee

yippee
look at me

gotta work on the bridge a bit
gonna get on my unicycle which has a disclaimer on the bottom of the seat

the disclaimer says
even though you ride the unicycle it doesn't guarantee that you will be cool
or that you will be accepted by the other people riding their own unicycles
who think they are cool and it will not guarantee that your friends are cool

as you ride on your unicycle
in your mohawk
and your bellbottoms
actually one pant leg is bellbottom
the other's dragging
your underwear is showing
you are cool cool cool

you are cool
you're so cool

you pull out the can of peroxide and read the fine print on the back
and it says
this does not guarantee that you can become blonde if you have black hair
so you put the peroxide on your head and you wait 45 minutes
and you actually wait a bit longer because you think hey i got dark hairs
and it's gonna take a while to get the peroxide kicking in
and you eventually go to the mirror
and you take a look at yourself
and you see
you have orange hair

orange hair

and then you get the guitar out and you look on the back
and you find this little tiny sticky label
that has very small fonts on it
and the little fonts say
disclaimer
even though you are now the proud owner of a stratocaster clone
we cannot guarantee that your playing will sound like 
a clone of a real guitarist playing
you might in fact just sound a bit like this

you're awful
clear you're awful

clear awful
clearly awful

like vinegar on waffles
you're clearly awful
like a mouth full of guinea pig excrement

that was called disclaimer 3
  

Final Disclaimer

A little forced, but occasionally funny.

Lyrics to "Final Disclaimer":

now this is the last little ending it off
it's called final disclaimer
i have no preparation whatsoever

the angel of the lord came down to me
and i said angel why must you pee
in my potted plant in the corner
and the angel said sorry i'm used to being able to urinate wherever i want

and i said but i have rules
so go clean your mess up
you might be an angel 
but that doesn't excuse you from making a mess

you get the bucket 
and the paper towels 
and clean up your urine
from around my potted plant
'cause you missed it

you know you sprinkle and you sprinkle even though you are angel
you are not perfect
even jesus christ left some footsteps on my front steps

and i scolded him too
no one is immune
not even god who thinks he's so perfect

he accidentally left a picture slightly crooked 
after he looked at the back of it
to see who the artist was
so much for omniscience and so much for perfection

all you heavenly people and edgemoor perfect
you think you're so darn perfect
but you leave footprints and crooked pictures
and puddles of pee on my hardwood floor

everybody who thinks you're so gosh darn perfect
but let me tell you a think about order
it doesn't include peeing puddle on the floor

no peeing puddles don't pee your puddles
don't leave your footprints in my house
take them to iris lane
they don't mind them over there

but they go to church too every sunday
i don't even bother 'cause i don't feel like wasting the time
i'd rather just organize my 

xml files and xsl files
and work on my websites
gotta put everything in excruciating order
'cause that is just right

and my preference
i'd rather have things than lots of angels' wings
i'd rather have in order than have god's power

god left a crooked picture in my living room
tried to look at the back and accidentally knocked over a broom
which startled the guinea pigs

the guinea pigs ran
they were afraid of god
who is a very smelly man
well that's not very nice
let's just said he's been smoking too many pipes

what about jesus
well the guinea pigs loved him
because i think he was a little bit girly
with that long and that little robe

you call it tunic
and i call it a robathong
robathong

let's just call that song robathong
  

Trex Is Work

Repetitive garage rock. Not bad. Except for the ending, which is weird.

Lyrics to "Trex Is Work":

ok today is 30th of may
trex is live

???
trex is live
a lotta work
a lot of work
fill out all those xml files for every single song

it's a lotta work
to sit there taking all the metadata
for every little stupid song that i ever recorded
trex is work
trex is work

but i must admit it's kinda nice having a web site
on which i can read all the trex notes and download all the mp3s
it's kinda nice
it's kinda nice

trex is work
it's a whole lotta work
  

Metadata

More gabbing about metadata.

Lyrics to "Metadata":

it's a backwards incentive

i keep hoping
whenever i get around to digitizing trex
cross my fingers that the tape is full of good songs

'cause every good song means i gotta metadata it
oh god
i think this isn't one of them

let me try to explain it better

you see every song that sound really good
i feel compelled to write down the lyrics
and that process takes about 5 times as long
as the original songs

it gets so much work that i
feel dispirited by the amount of documentation necessary
to get the trex songs to the point where they have adequate metadata

oh god how geeky

oh that's just a lost cause
  

Winging It

Kinda painful. Sure enough, I metadataed it.

Lyrics to "Winging It":

it's so hot in here
it's unbearably hot in here
i'm just gonna have to wing it

i need to get into the habit of instrumentals
we will all agree instrumentals are the way to go for me
also it would be nice if i could put down the guitar
i'm better on keyboard by far
it's so hot in here
 
very good travis
that's the song that you don't have to metadata
that's a gift from me to you
less work more play 
goodbye
  

AC

I guess it was hot that day. Too bad the playing wasn't. Relatively catchy idea though.

Lyrics to "AC":

uno do tres quatro

today was the first day 
that i turned on the ac
it got up to 82 ???

turn on the ac too
i'm not ???
it's so hot 
my head is stuffy

i'm not being excessive 
when i turn on the ac 
got guinea pigs to protect

i'm not being pansy 
when i turn on the ac
it's 82 degrees 
and that is just too much for me

i'm not being a wimp 
when i turn on the ac
i gotta have ac 
or i'm going to go crazy

can you blame me 
if i turn on the ac
i'm not being a pansy 
it's 82 degrees

wouldn't you turn on the ac too
the guinea pigs i just stand up for
when i try to protect the little cavies
from the 82 degrees

it's too hot for me
gotta have my ac
i gotta have it
i'm not a pansy

82 degrees
is too hot for me
so i turn on the ac 
on the top floor of the house

trickle down theory works for me
??? my ac
   

Heat Averse

New tape. Same stuff.

Lyrics to "Heat Averse":

it's unbearably hot in this room
it's very hot
1 2 ???

i would never
make a good jamaican
it is too hot in the islands for me

i would never
make a good jamaican
it is too hot in the islands for me

and i don't like it sunny

i would never
make a good jamaican
i bet it is not for me

and i don't even like coconut

oh i would make a very bad cuban
it's too hot for me

oh i would make a very poor mexican
'cause it's too hot for me

and i don't even like sun

gimme the cool northwest weather any day
gimme the overcast sky and a little bit of rain
i would pick that any time over palm trees and ???
i'd rather warm myself up by moving my feet

i don't even like sand

yikes
that was awful
   

Hot If

Clearly losing steam.

Lyrics to "Hot If":

if you don't clean your room
the rest of your life is gonna be doom

and if you don't clean your teeth
you're gonna be paying dentist bills out of your teeth

if you don't do your homework
you're gonna have a lifetime of ??? medial work

and if you don't turn on the ac
you're gonna melt like me
melt like me

oh god 
that's called hot if
  

OEM MTF

This geeky lament about cheap gear is very noisy and hard to understand.

Lyrics to "OEM MTF":

this should be it seriously 'cause i'm just dying in here
and i think my body temperature is raising the air temperature in here
and there's a very precious computer in here
and i do not want the computer to be ??? heat

oem oem oem what's the mtf
oem oem oem what's the mtf
oem oem oem oh my god what's the ticket what's the mtf

deskstar deskstar deskstar deskstar deskstar deskstar 
lost 3 cell phones

is it ??? is it ??? is it ??? is it ??? is it ??? 
oem mtf

the ??? is getting to me it'ss getting to me
oem mtf

oem oem oem oem oem oem

oh my god oh my god it's 82 degrees mtf

mtf is killing me
the mtf is killing me
??? heat
the mtf is killing me

oem oem oem oem 
??? zero point three
???

oh god
just call that one oem mtf
i'm gonna pause and then i'm gonna try one more
  

Stuffy Reprise

Hard to tell I paused. Horrible lyrics. After a while it morphs into a plodding improv, which then turns into a lyrical reprise of the day's "hot" theme.

Lyrics to "Stuffy Reprise":

oh it's stuffy
oh it's stuffy
it's stuffy
and it's starting to get to me

???

i already have a song called stuffy
but this heat is killing me
i want to make a song about being stuffy
and oh how this heat is killing me

i think the guitar sounds a little stuffy
oh i think or is it me
i'm not playing my best today
but it is stuffy in a horrible way

i made a song called stuffy
but this isn't it
this is stuffy um 3
think this is 3
i think this is 3
83 degrees

it's so hot in here
hot in my studio and in my ???
i made a song called stuff
and it's too hot too hot for me

i already made a song called stuffy
but it's too hot for me
already made a song called stuffy
it's so hot it's so hot 
it's so hot for me

and i hope by standing by the window
i'll be aware if someone comes home
i hope by looking out over the driveway
i'll know when i'm not alone

and i'll stop then
hop into the shower and cool off cool off

cool off and ??? playing guitar in the 83 degrees

gotta ??? sound today
i can barely play with the ???

oh it's so hot i had to put on the air conditioner
it's so hot i had to turn on the ac
it's so hot i had to relieve the temperature
it's so hot too hot for me

here i am playing in my studio
oh i'm starting to slow
my mind is starting to slow

it's too hot for me
it's too hot for me
it's too hot for me
have you any ???

it's so hot for me
it's so hot for me
is it hot in the 83 degrees

i think that's enough for today
i can't play anymore anyway

too hot
it's just too hot
it's too hot
  

Last Day of May

Dumb start to final day of May.

Lyrics to "Last Day of May":

31st of may 2007

it's the last day of may
it's the last day i'll say
this is may this is may 
this is may this is may 

ew
sounds like poo

this is the last day i'll say
this is the last day i'll say it's may
it is the last day that i'll say
this is the last day of may 

come on 
what's up with the power chords
they ain't working
i think they're on strike

this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may

ew something's not right with the power chords
it just sounds like a couple of i don't know what rhymes with chords

last day of may
the last day of may
it's the last day of may
and i have nothing else to say

this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
and i have nothing to say

nothing to say
it's arguable that i ever have anything to say

oh god

the last day of may
this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
and i have nothing to say

this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
and i have run out of things to say

i've got nothing to say 
i got nothing to say 
nothing to say 
i got nothing to say 

i got nothing to say 
i got nothing to say 
i got nothing to say 
i got nothing to say 

except

thank you and come again
thank you for coming again
thank you for coming again
thank you for coming again

the last day of may
this is the last day of may
yes i have nothing else
on my plate for may

for may for may for may for may

here's the bridge
it's very quiet
which is what it sounds like
right before the storms
worst bridge in the world

and then we launch back into the very familiar 
uno dos tres quatro

this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
and still have nothing to say

this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
the last day of may
maybe next month i'll have something to say
maybe in june i'll have something to say
maybe in june i'll have something to say
maybe in june i'll have something to say

'cause it's the last day of may
this is the last day of may
this is the last day of may
and i got nothing to say nothing to say 
nothing to say nothing to say
nothing to say nothing to say
nothing to say nothing to say

oh just fade out before that awful ending
fade out i say
  

Upchuck

Starts off sounding similar to last song, but then gets catchier and more distinct as it goes on.

Lyrics to "Upchuck":

gonna upchuck
upchuck
gonna upchuck
get on the drunk drunk truck

gonna upchuck
gonna hang up
not really
but i'll always say

my life is so hard
my life is so hard
and the liver damage
and the dieting is and the chronic weight gain
keeps me in a wheelchair
and i'm outside 
and my wheelchair is stuck in the mud
and in front of me is the skeleton of a bisected deer
and i'm gonna upchuck
i'm gonna upchuck

my voice is not suitable for this type of song
i need the voice of somebody strong

i sound like a mouse
i sound like a mouse
i sound like a mouse
i sound like a mouse
and the puke is coming from my mouth
the puke is coming from my mouth

i sound like a mouse
and i sound like a mouse
and i sound like a mouse
and i sound like a mouse
and i sound like a mouse
filthy words coming from my mouth

then i'm gonna upchuck
i'm gonna upchuck
i'm gonna upchuck
all over my wheelchair
all over my ???
all over my catheter
i'm a real man

i'm gonna upchuck
i'm gonna upchuck
i'm gonna upchuck
all over my shoes

which cost 90 dollars
and i bought them last week
'cause i got tired of the other shoes which cost 80 dollars
but i never used them 'cause i'm too fat to walk

i'm gonna upchuck
at my sad sad life
i'm gonna upchuck
i wish i had got me a wife

and i'm in my fat fat wheelchair
too fat to walk
got too much food in my mouth to talk

i've got liver damage
and a catheter
diabetes
and warts and sores all over my body
warts and sores all over my body
warts and sores all over my body

gonna upchuck
'cause i'm a loser
got a big l on my forehead
got a big l on my forehead

but i memorized all the movie titles
and the actors and producers
and the directors and all the ratings

'cause i am smart on the inside
i am smart on the inside
and i'm a man on the inside
and i'm a man on the inside

but when i look in the mirror
or i think about what i've accomplished
i'm gonna upchuck

i'm gonna upchuck
at my lame life
i'm a wheelchair with my catheter
get me a wife 
couldn't get me a wife 
couldn't get me a wife 

i'm gonna upchuck
at my lame life
i've got an l on my forehead
with ??? 

i'm gonna upchuck
at my lame life
i put the l on the forehead
with my boning knife

yeah
  

Exacto L

This finishes up May with a typical negative vibe.

Lyrics to "Exacto L":

try to make it easy for me
let me win once in a while
try to make it easy for me
don't be afraid to spoil me

i need all the help i can get
'cause i'm just a lame get
all the help i can get
i haven't learned to work yet

you can let me win
and you let me in
if you let me in
i'll teach you how to sin

i need all the help i can get
i haven't learned to work yet
i need 

god what's up with the singing
come on we need some coordination
we need some coordination
we need some coordination
we need all the help i can get

come on

i need the help i can get
'cause i haven't learned how to work yet
i need all the help you can give
i never give back that's why they call me the sieve

i'm a time leech
and you're my money tree

if i don't have to work
then i won't
so get off my back you jerk
i've got to finish this level

the chores will have to wait
i need to get to a save point
the chores will have to wait
i just don't feel like starting them

i'm not in the mood to work
get off my back you stupid jerk
ok it's time to give me presents
ok it's time to buy me what i want

i'm a loser l on the forehead
cut in my head with exacto knife
i cut an l in my forehead
l represents my loser wife

i don't have a loser wife
i think i meant life

i'm a little demented
i never studied too hard
limited vocabulary
most of my knowledge comes from knowledge cards
most of my knowledge comes from knowledge cards

i've got an l in my forehead
which i cut with an exacto knife
l in my forehead
stands for my loser life

i've got an l in my forehead
somebody cut me another one
to remind me of just how l i am
just how l i am
just how l i am
just how l i am

just how l i am
just how l i am

l in the forehead
cut with an exacto knife
l in the forehead

my guitarist has an l on his forehead
and so does my vocalist
i'm just a music director
the other two people in my little band here are imbeciles
bye bye