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2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
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2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend
  • Title: Two Song Rule
  • Artist: Trex
  • Timespan: 2007
  • Theme: starts the 2 songs a day rule
  • Length: 78:59
  • Tracks: 20
  • Lyrics: 20
  • MP3s: 20 play all locally
  • Rating: rate this album

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Two Song Intro lyrics 0:37 download listen locally - 2007-06-26
2 Whither 2 lyrics 3:34 download listen locally - 2007-06-26
3 Said lyrics 3:01 download listen locally - 2007-06-26
4 New Phone lyrics 6:36 download listen locally - 2007-06-27
5 Little Bears lyrics 4:08 download listen locally - 2007-06-27
6 Hey Cope lyrics 4:11 download listen locally - 2007-06-28
7 Tucson Rule lyrics 5:34 download listen locally - 2007-06-28
8 One More Day lyrics 1:40 download listen locally - 2007-07-03
9 Independence Eve lyrics 3:48 download listen locally - 2007-07-03
10 The 70s Are Dead lyrics 4:58 download listen locally - 2007-07-03
11 Lukewarm Sun lyrics 7:44 download listen locally - 2007-07-06
12 Another Slug lyrics 3:23 download listen locally - 2007-07-06
13 Fry 13 lyrics 3:26 download listen locally - 2007-07-13
14 Eye Suck lyrics 3:25 download listen locally - 2007-07-13
15 17 Up Down lyrics 1:48 download listen locally - 2007-07-17
16 Magma Wing lyrics 3:49 download listen locally - 2007-07-17
17 Mashion Race lyrics 3:27 download listen locally - 2007-07-18
18 I Know lyrics 5:23 download listen locally - 2007-07-18
19 Daydream Review lyrics 3:03 download listen locally - 2007-07-21
20 Sonic Hangover lyrics 5:24 download listen locally - 2007-07-21
Total 78:59 play all locally album rating:

Notes

Finally I came up with an idea designed to prevent the endless sessions of diminished returns: limit myself to 2 songs a day.

Whether this helped improve the quality or not you can be the judge! At least it helped speed up the progress through the months.

Songs

Two Song Intro

Here I state my plan to restrict Trex to no more than 2 songs a day.

Lyrics to "Two Song Intro":

all right today's the 26th of june
gosh we're creeping through the tapes aren't we
well i'm gonna say something
i just listened last night to 2003 february 10 
it was guitar and vocal and it was awful
and i pushed myself for 90 minutes
on the same ideas and it was awful
there was no redeming value
i'm gonna try to avoid that on trex
how do i do that
by limiting myself to how much i can play each day
that's sort of a new little rule to myself
so maybe no more than 2 songs a day or something like that
i don't know
  

Whither 2

This is a "live" version of "Whither Walk and Wine". Messy.

Lyrics to "Whither 2":

this song is called whither
i'm actually doing it for tripecac
this is not a demo
think of this as a prequel
i actually did this for tripecac last night
today's june 26 2007

whither walk and wine
antipersonnel mine
wither on the vine
it's back to killing time

whither walk and wine
antipersonnel mine
wither on the vine
it's back to killing time
 
gotta make up vocals now 

la la la la la la la la la la vocabulary fails me
la la la la la la la la da da da
that was a false start 

whither walk and wine
antipersonnel mine
wither on the vine
it's back to killing time

whither walk and wine
antipersonnel mine
hope withers on the vine
it's back to killing time

some say that grapes only blossum in the autumn
i'm making these lyrics up
some say that grapes ??? in the spring
way to mess it up

some say the smallest grapes are the most potent
some say the grapes have to suffer when they're growing
  to taste really good when they're ready to pick

wither on the vine
hope on the hope on the antipersonnel mine
???
[scat] caca caca caca

don't bother to inscribe
the lyrics make no sense
don't bother to 
as long as they kinda rhyme every once in a while

some say that grapes are sweeter on the vine
but i would rather have them in a box every time
give me fermentation 
??? inebriation
of my mind

whither walk and wine
hope withers on the vine
??? antipersonnel mine
oh it's back to killing time

whither walk and wine
???
antipersonnel mine kaboom
it's back to killing time

yuck that was really messy
that was called whither 2
  

Said

Decent playing and singing, but the lyrics don't go anywhere.

Lyrics to "Said":

said the president to his accomplice
will you ever come to my aid
said the mother to her daughter
will you help me sell the rubbermaid 

said the pencil to the eraser
why must you undo everything i made
said the priest to the housekeeper
i really gotta get me a better maid

said the ux to the ox
i hope i don't have to pull your plow
say the eyeball to the hairline
i feel we're separated by a brow

said the mast to the oars
what part of the ship is the bow
said the actor to the audience
don't forget to clap when i take a bow

said the guitarist to his listeners
don't forget to clap when i take a bow
said the ??? to the priest
do you prefer an oral or written vow

said the dictionary to dictionary.com
where do you have the word ???
said the pied piper to the woodpecker
why aren't we in dictionary.com 2 times

why are we only in there 1 and a half times
why must we be the subject of a song song song song
that's going on too long
with no ideas worth having on tape

all right so if i do a 2 song per day limit that means i'm done
and that means i didn't accomplish squat today
  

New Phone

Noisy, dark, but decent guitar sound. Kinda krautrocky towards the end.

Lyrics to "New Phone":

27 june 2007
still pathetic

gotta new phone
left it at home
what's the point of a new phone
if you always leave it at home

gotta new phone
can i take it to the other home
gotta new phone
actually i actually i only have 1 home

gotta new chord gotta new chord
why am i so bored
gotta new progression [scat]
why are my wrists falling asleep

i hate the django
???
and he's django
don't play a tango

so last night we sat and watched 2005 tour de france
it was ok they just played the most interesting bits
and my favorite parts were the crashes
i liked i liked i liked i liked the crashes

i know that's not the pc thing to say
i know you're not supposed to like ???

these people their hopes dashed
these bikes they were crashed
these teams with their hopes crushed
everybody was in such a rush

but you're not to like the crashes
you're not to like the crashes 
road rashes road lashes

everybody get up on one foot
take your other foot and put it on your knee
hold out one arm to the east and spin the other one to the south east
can you do that can you do that for me
nod your head back and forth now up and down
smile and rapidly alter that with a frown
hop a little bit on the one foot that is touching the ground
now bend over and whistle out your nose
wiggle your toes

what's the point 
there is not point 
you're just an just an imaginary puppet
the audience is an imaginary puppet

there's no ideas in here
there's no ideas in here
there's no melodies here
this is gonna be lost i fear

[scat]

that was really bad
  

Little Bears

About guinea pigs.

Lyrics to "Little Bears":

all right sticking to the 2 song a day rule
second song for december 14th 2001

and downstairs there's 2 bears 
2 bears 2 bears
eating hay eating hay 
eating hay all day all day

and downstairs downstairs 
there's 2 bears with lots of hair
eating hay eating hay 
eating all day eating all day

and downstairs downstairs 
there are 2 little bears
eating hay hay hay 
hay all day day-ay

can you guess me their names names names
it's donovan and coffee

i'm just barely scrambling by
with the second song of the day
it's a slight variation on a power chord
i'm really bored

it's not sounding very good today
not playing very well today

downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
their names are donovan 
and coffee how 'bout them

they like to eat their hay
they eat it every day
they like to nibble their hay
they like to eat it all day

and downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
donovan and coffee are they names
and eating pellets and hay are their many many many games

and downstairs downstairs
2 little bears little bears
they like to eat hay all day
and they like to play in the hay

and downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
their names are donovan and coffee
and they like to poop and pee

and downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
they like to eat and play
in the big piles of hay

they like to eat and play
in the piles of poop and hay
they like to eat and play
and sleep in all day

oh downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
their names are donovan and coffee
they like to poop and pee

and downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
they like to eat hay all day
and i gotta clean up the mess they make

and downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
their names are donovan and coffee
and they like to poop and pee

oh downstairs downstairs
there's 2 little bears little bears
one is brown and the other is black black 
whatever

that was dumb and that ends today's session
  

Hey Cope

Ugh, the flange is really annoying. Catchy vocals at times.

Lyrics to "Hey Cope":

all right today is the 28th of june
song number 1
this is called yet another cope dirge

we all buy the old cds
when the record label release
and we buy the new cds
when the record company release

so what what what you gonna give us today 
cope what you gonna give us today
is it gonna be brain donor again

what what what you gonna give us today 
cope what you gonna give us today
hey is gonna have a melody or will it be muddy

we pay our money for each copy cd
i feel poor next to him
we pay our work to get the cope work
and that i do 

so hey cope what you gonna give me today
cope what you gonna play for me today
cope what you gonna give me on this here cd

hey cope is it gonna be a return to form
is it gonna be another metallic sludge storm

hey cope what you gonna give me on this cd
or are you gonna give it away for free
why must i pay 30 bucks for a pile of poo poo

hey cope where's your talent gone
where's it now you know
where's it go

[scat]

i like to sing about politics
i like to sing about druids
i like to sing about whatever i want on my cds oh

i like to rant about politics
i like to rant about crystal
i like to rant about planetary alignments on my cd

my name is cope and i can't cope
with the poppy expectations of my fanbase
nope nope i'm not gonna ???

my name's cope and i'm not gonna
even try to please my fanbase
i'm just gonna play whether i wanna

so hey cope what you gonna give me on this cd
why don't you give it away for free
why must i pay 30 bucks for a pile of crap

hey cope why must i import all your stupid ideas
into my cd collection
every time merchandiser updates its cope section
  

Tucson Rule

Noisy jam about a touring band. Pretty dumb.

Lyrics to "Tucson Rule":

all right the 2nd and last song of the day
following my 2 song rule
we'll call this tucson rule
un du te caca

i got an unsteady hand and an unsteady band
we drive a scooter across the great big land

we're trying for gigs
we barely have digs
have to sleep in a tent
watch out for the ???

the ???
eat meat from a can
whose idea was it to tour man

we play pathetic gigs
on other people's back yards
if we're lucky 
we get a living room to ourselves

and when we're done playing
we can sleep in the stage
and if we're lucky
we can eat the scraps that they throw away

we're 
we're a band
and we're musicians 
touring the land

oh we're 
a pathetic band
just a group of fans 
yes a group of fans

maybe one time 
we had dreams of grandiosity
that was when other people 
said we had to get out of the city oh

but now 
we are faced with reality
it's just me on guitar and 
and my buddy donovan on vocals

coffee is crippled 
cannot play the drums today
so he just kind of nods his head 
counts the tempo that way

i wonder when 
he'll get back into thumping the sticks
but until then 
it's just gonna be donovan and me

where did our tour food go
i think i know i think i know
donovan you're looking kinda pudgy
did you forget about coffee and me

where's the food 
you are so rude
to eat all the food

to ???

you know i don't think i can turn this into a

and then one day we get our big break
over to macdonalds we find a piece of change
donovan shares half of it with me
for the last 2 days we haven't seen hide of hair of coffee

oh no it's just not working is it
not working not much time left for any more songs you know
tomorrow's gonna have to be quick
  

One More Day

Can barely understand the vocals. Something about the next day being Independence Day. Cuts off at the end.

Lyrics to "One More Day":

all right today is july 3rd

one more day
one more day
until the ???

whatever you can do today
it's the end of ???

one more day
until the independence
one more day
almost ???

one more day
one more day
until 
  

Independence Eve

Darker version of the previous song. Much cooler and more intelligible.

Lyrics to "Independence Eve":

july 3rd everybody
this is how july 3rd feels when you don't have any plans for the next day
un du three caca

there

one more day
until independence day
got no plans
just gonna wing it like i always do

one more day
until july 4th
one more day
i'm on the 2nd side of the tape

one more day
one more day
one more day
and i fill up this tape with this

one more day
one more day
one more day
or should i stop while i'm ahead

one day
one day
one day
i'll have plans for independence day

one day
one day
one day
i'll have myself a nice independence day

one day
one day
one day
i'll be smiling on independence day
  

The 70s Are Dead

The music is heavy and dumb. The lyrics are not far behind. A parody of 70s heavy metal, I guess.

Lyrics to "The 70s Are Dead":

some people think
that we still live in the 70s
some people think
that retarded ???

some people insist
i'm playing the same dumb riffs
some people insist
on doing up the hair with the hairspray

we're not in the 70s
we're not in the 70s
oh we're not in the 70s
oh we're not in the 70s

oh we're not in the 70s
oh we're not in the 70s
we escaped the 70s
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha retro sucks

some people insist
that bell bottoms are the hit
some people insist
that heavy metal never went out of style

some people insist that
those heavy heavy heavy metal ??? mtv
??? have so much meaning
but you know the 70s are so dead

70s are dead

and i cannot keep up this simple riff
because i don't have the patience for it
i don't have the patience for 
all that retro crap

oh the 70s are dead
??? out of your head
but the 70s are dead
just get them out of your head

hey now the 70s are dead
so get them out of your head
put your bell bottoms back into the rag box

come on 70s just die
you don't deserve to be resurrected in the 2000s
of course the 2000s need a cool name like the oughties
who calls them the oughties anyway
it's such a stupid name
here it is 2007 and we still don't have for our decade
i don't even know what the next decade will be called the teens
oh just confusion man
i can't wait until 2020

some people think heavy rock
is all about stuffing your crotch with a sock

some people think that mtv is ???

but i got a message for you
i got a message for you
70s  they ain't cool ooh

i got a message for you
the 70s are not cool
neither is this song
one more time

yuck
that was retarded
we'll just call that a parody
that's right a parody
  

Lukewarm Sun

Mostly gabbing and monotonous thrashing. Not too bad once the main narration kicks in. Making fun of something I read about someone eating roadkill.

Lyrics to "Lukewarm Sun":

today is the 7th no the 6th of july 2007
i just was looking at some julian cope clips on youtube and stumbled into sun
and their music sounds a little bit like this

and it just keeps going and going
and so i wanted to find a guitar sound that was reminiscent of that 
anyway i of course added the typical travis guitar rock gestures
so here we have this is called um i don't know lukewarm sun
ok ready

[scat]
if they can do this on stage where's my ???
or am i playing to fast

there's a ??? little

there's a little 
oh god need to think of some lyrics don't i

so i was walking down the lane
and i saw a squirrel who looked lame
i said you little little aminal
do you want me to lend you a hand

but of course he did not respond
i think it was too far gone
it just quivered shook a little while
and then i started to smile

and i got out my barbecue pole
and i rammed it into the squirrel
'cause everybody knows
a dying squirrel makes a tasty bite

the other day i was walking down the very same lane
and i saw a raven who was looking lame
i said hey birdie do you want to come home with me
and the birdie just kinda lamely flapped his wings

got out my barbecue kit
and i roasted it
roasted raven tastes nice

break out the ice

the next day i was pedaling my bike across the sea
and who did i see i saw a little struggling baby 
i pulled the baby out of the waves
i said hey baby why are you crying that way

and the baby didn't say nothing
that was my cue
you can guess the rest can't you

got out my barbecue kit
and i roasted it
'cause i'm an expert at finding food
roadkill

econo econo econo
econo econo econo mano
econo econo econo
i'm a proud econo mano

the other day i was pedaling down the road
i saw an older couple and i was hungry
so you know what i did

got out my barbecue kit
i started roasted it
the old couple tasted good they tasted good 
they tasted good

econo mano econo mano
enough of this songo
it's going on too longo
  

Another Slug

Dumb music. The lyrics are about all the slugs around our house.

Lyrics to "Another Slug":

ok this song is called
another slug
another slug
so i was doing some gardening
and i got out the rake
it was a slug on a stake
another slug

another slug came across my path
while i was mowing the grass
another slug came across my path
while i was weeding the grass

another slug found me in the ???
ew it was a disturbing ???
another slug it followed me home
i wished to be left along

another slug

and i was talking a walk
and i stepped on a mushy spot
it was it was a banana slug
it squished with hardly any blood

a couple minutes later again
i stepped on a slug again
i didn't enjoy feeling
the loss of traction

another slug

1 2 3 another slug

this one was from a gun
this one was from a gun
someone was having fun
i ??? try ???

it's too hot in here
it's just roasting
it's probably 80-85 degrees in here and i'm dying i'm dying
  

Fry 13

Really dumb. By sheer coincidence it happened to be the 13th song on the album!

Lyrics to "Fry 13":

all right it's been a while since i touched the guitar
today is the 13th or 14th of july
it's a friday
probably 13th maybe
maybe 13th friday the 13th
ok
i don't i'm not actually sure that today is the 13th
but i'm gonna call this one
fri 1 3
fri 1 3
how about just fry f r y 13
fry 1 3 fry 1 3

fry 1 3 fry 1 3
fry 1 3 fry 1 3

[scat]

i was hungry so i went to the restaurant
that sat on the edge of the highway
overlooking the glorious bay
they served oysters that day

they said what you what you want to eat
i said i want 13 clams
can you fry them fry 13
can you fry them fry 13

and as i waited and washed my hands
a familiar odor wafted through the restaurant
it smelled it smelled it smelled like my good friend frian

his name was frian
his actually name was brian
but someone had spilled white out on his birth certificate
so they called him frian
i just called him fry for short
today he turned 13

i said fry 13 fry 13 fry 13
oh how does it mean
fry 13 fry 13 fry 13
oh this is really dumb

i just noticed i don't have much stamina in my right hand

that's enough of that
  

Eye Suck

This starts off pretty horrible, but is partially redemed by a melodic chorus.

Lyrics to "Eye Suck":

i haven't played any power chords in a while
i haven't touched the guitar in about a week
my fingers have lost their healthy callouses
my brain is slow and feeling kinda weak

i suck 
what is new
i suck 
before i blew

i suck 
well what's new
i suck
but not as much as you

[scat]

it's amazing what a week's worth of rust can do
to any talent that i have managed to sum up for you
i suck now that is indisputable
i cannot play steady or hit the notes that i want to

oh i suck
but what's new
i suck i suck i suck
and before i blew

i suck
what's new with you with you
i suck
ok a solo and then i'm through

oh what a solo
i don't have any more fingers for a solo
so i guess i'll just have to sing another verse for you

i guess i have no idea what i'm gonna chant about next verse
i have no idea i'm feeling a little bit behind the beat today
and that's not saying much 'cause the beat is falling behind 
my expectations this is such a shame you know

'cause i suck
what's new with you with you
i suck
before i just blew i blew i blew

i suck
yes i do i do i do
i suck
this sounds like poo like poo like poo

that name of that one is e y e suck i suck
  

17 Up Down

Dumb thrashing. Can't understand the lyrics.

Lyrics to "17 Up Down":

17 of 7 of 07

we got up and down
we got up and a down
we got up and a down
we got up and a down

can you stand 5 days
can you stand 5 days
can you stand 5 days
can you count the ways
you count the ways

we got the up and a down
we got the ups and the downs
we got the up and a down
we got the up and a down

a different ???
a different ???

[scat]

we got ups and a downs
we got ups and a downs
we got ups and a downs
we got ups and a downs

[scat]

i don't have the stamina i used to
let's call that one 17 up down
  

Magma Wing

Pointless noise based around a bad pun. Zero value.

Lyrics to "Magma Wing":

this next one we'll call wing across the magma 
or magma wing

magma queen magma queen
magma queen dream my dream
magma queen magma queen
magma queen you're in my dream

lava
you're in my dream lava
you're my dream lava
you're my dream lava

magma queen magma queen
magma queen you're in my dream
dream lava
you're my dream lava

magma queen magma queen
magma queen magma
you're my dream lava
my dream lava

you're my magma queen magma queen
magma queen oh
you're my dream lava
my dream lava

magma queen magma queen
magma queen magma 
my dream lava
my dream lava

you're my magma queen magma queen
magma queen
my dream lava
my dream lava

my dream lava
my dream lava

ok now we're about to leave the magma
gonna go into the stark lighted bay
are you ready for the starkness
2 3 4 here comes the s the starkness

you're magma queen magma queen
magma queen
you're my dream lava
you're my dream lava

you're my magma queen magma queen
magma queen
you're my dream lava
you're my dream lava

you're full of heat
you're full of fire
you're full of heat
my desire for lava
you're my dream lava

you're my magma queen magma queen
magma queen magma queen
lava
you're my dream lava
  

Mashion Race

Um. I think this has something to do (roughly) with Project Runway.

Lyrics to "Mashion Race":

next day 18 july 2040

make yourself scarce
make yourself fierce
make yourself a race
you get the first place

make yourself scarce
make your ears pierced
make a like a base
make up race

everybody sing about the make up race
everybody sing about the fashion disgrace
everybody scream about the make up race
everybody scream about the fashion race

make yourself scarce
make yourself fierce
ah make yourself fierce
you ears will be pierced

make yourself fierce
and make yourself scarce
you color your peers
like you color your hair

everybody sing about the fashion race
every every everybody's afraid of getting last place
everybody sing about the fashion race
we pick up our glamour in time to avoid last place

make yourself fierce make yourself fierce make yourself 
make yourself scarce make yourself scarce ??? up in the air
??? 
make yourself scarce ??? 
??? less fear ???
??? mascara mascara mascara mass fear
???

everybody sing about the masking race
everybody worry about last place
last fears last fears mass fears mascara ???
??? mascara ???

make yourself fierce make yourself scarce
everybody gotta have these fears
make yourself fierce make yourself scarce
gotta get so thin you can fit through the there

make yourself fierce mascara mass face
mashion race mashion race
mashion race mashion race mashion race
  

I Know

Throbbing, mostly instrumental, with occasional half-lyrics.

Lyrics to "I Know":

hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey
hey hey you say

[scat]

i know i'm slow
i know you gotta go
i know i seem slow
i know it's time to go

[scat]

i know i'm slow
i know i gotta go
i know it's time to go

one more time

[scat]

i know i gotta go
i know 
i know lunch is so slow

i know i gotta go
2 songs is all i permit myself to know
i know [scat]
  

Daydream Review

This sung review of Sonic Youth's classic album "Daydream Nation" cuts off at the end of the tape.

Lyrics to "Daydream Review":

today's the 1st of july 2007
just got the new sonic youth deluxe edition of daydream nation

all i can think about is daydream nation
it excites me beyond my imagination
i love the way the guitars sing
that's the main thing

i know it's a pop star cd
and deluxe edition is perfect for me
ah oh it's a true new york classic
daydream nation my favorite american cd

favorite american cd

it's not punk or post-punk either
but it couldn't be called grunge neither
i don't know what it would have as a label
but they're certainly able

to get my money
daydream nation
they get my money
daydream nation

that's about ???
to get my
  

Sonic Hangover

More noisy Sonic Youth inspired grunge mess.

Lyrics to "Sonic Hangover":

21st of july 2007

eat in dine out
i have ???
???
the same when i ??? sing
and ??? not my thing

no no
go go
head bang
guitar thing

sensitivity is fake
as the smile begins to fade
empathy is fake
as the mood fades

go go
grab a beer
the toilet's here
puke here

and the hangover grips
what am i doing to my livers and kidneys
oh it grips me
this doesn't feel like disney

oh no
head bang
come on do the guitar thing
in the ring
got a wet t-shirt
attracting the perverts
attracting the perverts
the beer drinking perverts
the grass smoking perverts

sorry my guitar actually fell off my shoulder
i was playing it on my shoulder using my little toes