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  • Title: Acoustic Picks
  • Artist: Trex
  • Timespan: 1996-2008
  • Theme: trav's favorite acoustic guitar/mandolin moments
  • Length: 87:23
  • Tracks: 25
  • Lyrics: 25
  • MP3s: 25 play all locally
  • Rating: (none) rate this album

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 In a Box lyrics 1:33 download listen locally - 1996-08-08
2 Wimp lyrics 3:36 download listen locally - 1997-0?-??
3 Toothpaste lyrics 4:19 download listen locally - 1997-04-??
4 Shame Knack Blues lyrics 1:29 download listen locally - 1997-04-??
5 Walk Around with You lyrics 2:00 download listen locally - 1997-0?-??
6 Lost Parrot lyrics 2:54 download listen locally - 1997-0?-??
7 Studicide lyrics 6:05 download listen locally - 1997-11-28
8 Dork Factor lyrics 1:51 download listen locally - 1997-12-??
9 Save the Histrionics lyrics 2:21 download listen locally - 1997-12-25
10 Weird Anchovy Rock lyrics 2:00 download listen locally - 1997-12-??
11 I Do the Work lyrics 3:10 download listen locally - 1998-03-20
12 Beautiful Beautiful Man lyrics 3:02 download listen locally - 1998-06-30
13 Ruts lyrics 12:37 download listen locally - 1998-08-06
14 I Mowed (1) lyrics 6:39 download listen locally - 1998-12-13
15 Our Own Fault lyrics 4:12 download listen locally - 2000-07-20
16 Long Time Ago lyrics 3:04 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
17 If You Play lyrics 2:31 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
18 Just Like Me lyrics 1:50 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
19 Phobia lyrics 4:29 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
20 Par Demo lyrics 3:29 download listen locally - 2008-05-23
21 Laboratorious lyrics 3:41 download listen locally - 2008-06-07
22 Real Man lyrics 2:09 download listen locally - 2008-07-17
23 Baby Dew Demo lyrics 2:06 download listen locally - 2008-05-15
24 Until the Top lyrics 4:57 download listen locally - 2008-06-20
25 Looking for Yellowjackets lyrics 1:19 download listen locally - 2008-09-16
Total 87:23 play all locally album rating: (none)

Notes

These songs have my favorite moments on acoustic guitar and mandolin. They are ordered chronologically. I didn't bother to stick to a single CD length because no one in his/her right mind would bother to put these on CD!

Songs

In a Box

Ah, finally, a decent song idea. It was an improv. I have no idea what most of the lyrics are, but I really like the melody. I think it has something to do with isolation.

Lyrics to "In a Box":

[scat]

???

and she walks by my window
and i ??? feel ???

and she looks at the stairways
and i can ???

and she says something to me
but i but can't control my thoughts

and she tells me she loves me
but i'm all in a box

i'm in a box
  

Wimp

I seriously doubt that this was recorded on the same day as "Drunk Crush"; it has a different instrumentation and sound much more, um, sober. The lyrics are self-centered (as usual) but tuneful and kinda funny.

Lyrics to "Wimp":

i sing very gently
and i walk around and sing
and i sing very gently
??? sing

i used to sing
almost every day
i used to sing
everyone thinks i'm gay

sing so gently
do you think i'm effeminate
'cause i sing so highly
do you think i'm a wimp?

the phone
pretend that i'm not home
'cause i'm a hermit yes i know

'cause i sing very gently
do you think that i'm a wimp?
because i sing very gently
and do you think that i'm a wimp?

i sing very sweetly
at least that's how it sounds to me
and i sing so very honestly
can't say as much for my guitar playing
'cause it's all pretentious

i'm just pretending to play the notes
i'm just pretending that i know what i'm doing
but in reality i am stinky
  

Toothpaste

Interesting jangly sounds on guitar plus silly, inoffensive™ lyrics make this a winner! It's actually catchy in moments, but then sort of loses it in the middle. Oh well.

I don't know if i recorded this the same day as "I Don't Know What to Do". My notes say that the tape ended in April, so that's my closest guess.

Lyrics to "Toothpaste":

i smell toothpaste
ah, i do
i really do smell toothpaste
all of a sudden i will tell you
gotta do something about my voice
gotta do something about my voice
gotta make it a little less freaky

toothpaste
toothpaste
toothpaste
toothpaste
toothpaste

i smell toothpaste
i smell toothpaste
i smell the toothpaste
i smell the toothpaste

all right, i gotta have some bit of a singing voice
do not be very...
this is annoying
but

gotta have that toothpaste
gotta have that toothpaste
gotta have that toothpaste
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and
1

gotta have that toothpaste
gotta have that toothpaste
gotta have that toothpaste and that toothbrush
gotta brush them every day

gotta have that toothpaste
gotta have ???
gotta have that toothpaste
and brush them every day

gotta have that toothpaste
gotta have that toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste

some mistakes i would get paid a lot of money
they think i was happy in mine [?]
to play these 3 stupid chords
and sometimes
???
the ???
  

Shame Knack Blues

This is a blues improv. Not too bad. You can hear music in the background; it's probably bleed-through from Hubie's tape.

Lyrics to "Shame Knack Blues":

i have a knack for a rhyme
but i don't have the time
to get really good
it's a shame

i have a knack for the strings
but i don't understand a think
i don't know what i'm doing
it's a shame

it's a shame, -ame
it's a shame, -ame
i play all day, day
i play all day

oh it's a shame, shame
oh it's a shame, shame
i play all day

i got a knack for the strings
alone in my room
i have inspiration occasionally

i have a knack for my fingers
and all the right places
it's just notes to me

i have a knack for the blues

that stunk!
this is what i get for 6 1/2 hours of sleep
in fact, i think i'm so depressed i'll sing the blues
  

Walk Around with You

Falsetto? Dunno why. I made this up as I went along. It's moody and sad. I don't know all the lyrics. I was watching a movie while I recorded it.

Lyrics to "Walk Around with You":

and i walk around with you
and i walk around with you
and i walk around with you
and i walk around with you
and i walk around with you

and i walk around with you
and i walk around with you
and i walk around with you
i think i talk about my ???
'cause i ???
to pretend ???
???
??? my blanche mold

and i walk around with you
  (with you)
and i walk around with you
  (with you)
and i walk around with you
  (with who)
and i walk around with you
  (with who)

and the movie that's on
the sound went off
i'm playing the guitar
while i watch north by northwest
  

Lost Parrot

I was back in Alexandria, and back on guitar. Singing about something that I have long since forgotten.

Lyrics to "Lost Parrot":

[scat]
what can't we play guitar
??? i wanna string? i wanna make a gun? ha ha ha
i'm living in the snow
i know where to go
???
living in the snow
we're out in the snow
we're out in the snow
trying to sound like syd barrett
but all i sound is just a parrot
  

Studicide

This is about students getting so stressed out that they kill themselves. Yay!

Well, I survived. So that makes this a comedy! Just like "Blame the Game". I guess I was making fun of the students who were stressed about classes. I was stressed a little too, but not that stressed.

Lyrics to "Studicide":

i pull the rope across my throat
i pull the noose across the floor
i take from under the table
i pull the gun from the drawer
i pull the noose across the floor
i pull the pills from cabinet
don't change my mind 'cause it is set

i pull the blade from the shelf
i don't wanna do this to myself
i'm not really all that sad
it's mostly my mood that's turned bad

i don't have a bell that i can ring
i don't have a way of calling you
i don't have a way of getting my
need for attention fulfilled
so i take this pill
and i put it in my mouth

i don't have a care in the world
but neither do i have a supporting girl
i don't even have concerned friends
who would know if travis came to an end
i take the rope
and put it around my neck

but the fact that i have an audience right now
is enough to cheer me up, cheer me up
i'm not really sad
all i am is an actor; brilliant

i'm trying to watch tv right now
i'm trying to do 2 things at once
someone's suffering
someone's really pulling a gun out of the drawer
or a rope across the floor
or a bottle from the shelf
or a pill from the bottle
or a bullet from a bullet
from a cardboard box that says "bullets"
and they're gonna put the gun to their head
and what do i care?
and i don't give a crap
because my name is on map
and other people's lives are their own business

i pull the pills down from the shelf
i'm thinking about ending myself
i pull the razors from the case
i can't stand the mirror's face

i don't blame myself

i pull the blade across my flesh
i wish my life were fresh
  

Dork Factor

I'm not sure if I recorded this on the same day as "Hanging Over". It was definitely between then and 1997-12-25. I don't know about the alleged "catchiness", though. It's okay, but nothing special.

Lyrics to "Dork Factor":

this is a song very high in the dork factor
but it's, uh, i guess kinda catchy
  

Save the Histrionics

I was tired of emotional girlfriends. At first I wanted to write a song about pushing all the histrionics onto the "b-sides", but then I realized that "c-sides" was even more remote.

I had never heard the term "c-sides" before (except for the obvious un-punny "sea sides"). Since then, however, I have seen "c-sides" in a few places. Copy cats!

Lyrics to "Save the Histrionics":

save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides

she looked --

save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides

she wanted to ask if i can
put feelings and love and all that stuff
on the a-sides
and i just said "no way - whatever"

save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides
save the histrionics for the c-sides
etc.

[scat]

she comes to my crying with an ear in her eye
and she said "i wanna have this my way"
she comes to my crying with a tear and her sigh
and she said "travis,
you gotta make this nice and emotional and all that crap"
  

Weird Anchovy Rock

This is an almost-funky guitar version of "Anchovy Rock", which was the Anchovies's theme song.

This might have been recorded in 1998; I'm not sure.

Lyrics to "Weird Anchovy Rock":

this is a weird anchovy rock
  

I Do the Work

Sometimes it's frustrating being more active than other people. Such as when we have to interact with those other people. Inevitably, the active people end up feeling pressure to do the work of the inactive people. But then we think "why the heck am I bailing this lazy person out?" We end up resenting the other people, and withdraw from them. And since we're more active than most people, we end up withdrawing from most people. We end up hermits. That's the safest route to daily happiness.

Of course, it's also a lonely route, and if our happiness depends on the approval or thanks or entertainment value of other people, then there's a limit to how happy we can be in solitude.

Anyway, the music here is pretty cool. Aggressive, choppy, crisp. I like it!

Lyrics to "I Do the Work":

today is the 20th of march
the travis' ides of march
the t-ides of march
the tides of march
the tides of march
the tides of march

i wash my face
and i wash my hands
and i wash my head
and i wash my feet

so where are the girls?
and where are my friends?
and where is my life?
and where is my wife?

i rejoice
i do my school work
i go to bed on time
i eat lots of vegetables

so where are the girls?
and where are my friends?
and where is my life?
and where is my wife?

i play guitar
and i try to sing
i play these chords
i do everything

i do a web site
and i write stories
and i have friends
and i go to bed
and i eat vegetables
and i wash my face
and i eat my medicine
and i do just about everything
  

Beautiful Beautiful Man

A girl who liked me sent my mom a letter saying that I was a "beautiful man". This song was my reaction.

The solos weren't bad. Until the very end. :)

Lyrics to "Beautiful Beautiful Man":

30th of june 1998

do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man

they don't know
they don't know
they don't know
they don't know

they don't know what goes inside my head

ugh
  

Ruts

I guess I felt like my life was in a rut. This song's music and my voice sound very rut-like too. It kind pokes fun at the cliche "you always have your roots".

Lyrics to "Ruts":

it's wednesday
i just got back from driving jessica home from colorado
across the country
saturday night i went to a bowling alley with miro down in williamsburg
and then sunday morning i hopped into an airplane to go see jess
and sunday, and monday, and tuesday i drove back to charlottesville
now it's wednesday and here i am

tomorrow i have a meeting with my advisor
and decide what i'm going with gloss
someday this week my ??? should come
this weekend we're gonna go on a bike trip down to southern virginia
it should come

just got finished watching the godfather on tv
actually i rented both of them
they were good
they were cool
but that's all i have to say about that

didn't intend to capture my life in a song today
but this seemed pretty representative of it, oh yeah oh yeah
didn't mean to try to phrase anything elegantly
well at least i failed at something

this is totally symbolic
you can't escape your ruts
or your routines
all you can do
is make them more interesting

you always have your ruts
you always have your ruts
you always have your ruts
yes, you always have your ruts

you always have your ruts
make them good for you
you always have your ruts
make them work for you
you always have your ruts

control your ruts
control your ruts
control your ruts
and then control your ruts

control your ruts

and every once in a while
you'll do something unexpectedly beautiful
everyone will be surprised
  

I Mowed (1)

This is the first take of the album's title track. It's based on a multi-meaning pun. I sort of lost the point, though, and had to record a second version in order to get the pun in there.

Lyrics to "I Mowed (1)":

the circumstances for this recording could not be more bizarre

all right here we go
the 13th of december 1998

um, this is a song that i made up in the car on the way home
it has potential
but my performance of it does not exhibit such potential
i know for a fact

i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm old
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm old
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm old

i have friends
i'm 25
i still have my friends
and i'm still alive

and i have my girls
but they are in pictures
i don't have anyone
on a daily basis

ok
there's one thing i can't do
and that is sing and play at the same time

this one will never make it onto the best of travis tapes

this one will never make it onto any best of anything tapes
unless i do something really brilliant right now
there go my chances

and if i keep this up
i will miss the beginning of my simpsons episode
so i better get some professional air in here
by the way, i'm in the bathroom

well that's about it and
no, it's not it
i haven't even gotten to the basis of the song
i haven't even gotten to the substance
aren't i annyone?
2 3 4

i'm owed by my friends
they make me pay the money
when we go to the movies
or any kinda of restaurant
or when we take a trip to williamsburg
and of course eat mongolian
and promise we'll go to the bookstore
but we never do

i drive the car
but they backseat drive
and i take them places
and they complain constantly
and i do the thinking
and i make the plans
and i do the talking
and i buy the papers

and i take resposibility
and do the programming
and what do they do?
they say "travis, work harder"
they say "travis, take us better places"
they say "travis, pick better movies"
they say "travis, better get a grip on yourself
because you're looking like you're a little bit worn out"

and i make the deals
i meet at 11
i buy the coffee
and i eat yucky lemons

and i eat the pickles
and exercise harder
and i obstain from fat
and i do my homework
as soon as it's assigned
and i do the specs
and i do the perl
and i have to be home
and i have to program
and i do all the boring stuff
and i don't have time
to play games and watch tv
or watch any movies
or drink alcohol

travis in charge
everyone behind him
they can throw stones
from behind the wall i put up

they can walk through the field quickly
and smiling and joking amongst themselves

and i clear the mines
and i lose the legs
and i have the boils
inside my mind

and i can't talk smoothly
no time to be kind
i can't afford having people
eating up any more of my mind

i can't afford even thinking
about the feminine species
or coming up with alternatives
to the common cliches
??? said "women are from venus"
  

Our Own Fault

The vocals are pretty faint, but melodic. The guitar isn't bad (for me).

I don't remember what I was trying to say, though.

Lyrics to "Our Own Fault":

we all do dumb things
we all do dumb things
but some of us won't recover

we all do dumb things
but some of us won't recover
  [scat]
won't recover
  [scat]

we all do dumb things
but some of us won't recover
  [scat]

we all do dumb things
but some of us never recover

we get covered
never discovered
we get buried
it's our own fault
  

Long Time Ago

I was testing the acoustic guitar, which I got the same day as the mandolin. It sounds pretty good, and is a badly needed breath of fresh air.

Lyrics to "Long Time Ago":

today's the 4th of march 2008 
and this is the acoustic guitar
jus something a little bit different
ready 

it was a long long time ago
when i got out of bed
a long long time ago
5 hours

it was a long long time ago
when i got up out of bed
a long long time ago
and what have i accomplished since then

everybody should ask themself this
what have i accomplished
everybody should ask themself this
what have i accomplished since i popped out of my mommy

it was a long long time ago
when i started making music
a long long time ago
what i started making up my own tunes

a long long time ago
when i asked myself it one day i would be famous
yeah

and here it is
20 years later
i still can't play guitar
20 years later
i still play like i'm a 15 year old

that wasn't supposed to be the ending
but it sounds like an appropriate enough ending
we'll just call it long time ago
  

If You Play

Another acoustic guitar improv.

Lyrics to "If You Play":

if you play louder
then maybe they will hear you across the street
if you play louder
maybe one of those old ladies will tap her feet

if you play louder
maybe the kids will instinctively bop their heads
if you play louder
maybe they will think you're a metal head

but in reality
you are just a classical pianist
in reality
you are just lame lame lame as me
lame lame lame as me

if you play softer
they will believe that you're intellectual
softer
the grandmas will appreciate the 
tunes more than if you play loud
tunes more than if you draw a crowd
tunes more they like it softer delicate

but you know
inside you're just a head banging boogeroo
head bangeroo doo doo

speaking of doo doo
speaking of doo doo that's like my guitar playing
speaking of doo doo
my hand is cramping i cannot sustain this

speaking of doo doo
speaking of doo doo cannot do do do do
speaking of doo doo
my playing's like doo doo doo doo doo

that was pathetic
so i don't think you're gonna be hearing acoustic guitar again any time soon
yee haw
  

Just Like Me

A last minute improv, which I called a "bonus" song. Not bad; I'm glad I recorded it.

Lyrics to "Just Like Me":

tell me what you gonna do today
tell me what you gonna do
tell me what you gonna do today
tell me what you gonna do

gonna exercise your body or your mind
??? 

tell me what you gonna think today
tell me what you gonna think
i'll tell you what to think today
are you gonna raise a stink

exercise your body or your mind that's what i say
got to exercise your body or your mind

tell me what you gonna feel today
tell me what you gonna feel
tell me what you gonna feel today
will you feel what i tell you to feel

gotta feel with your body and mind
gotta feel exactly what i have in mind 
you gotta act like you are part of me
gotta act just like me just like me just like me

act and think just like me and feeling just like me 
act and think just like me and feeling just like me 
that's the only way to be
that's the best the best and only way to be

just like me
just like me
just like me

that was a little bonus song for today
  

Phobia

This was recorded with the dictaphone in my office; hence all the hiss. When it finally gets going it's pretty cool.

I don't know if this was recorded before or after the 4-track recordings that day. Since this was on a later tape, I'll assume these came second.

Lyrics to "Phobia":

today's the 4th of march 2008
i'm recording this in my office on a dictaphone
i'm doing that because i'm playing on the acoustic guitar

[scat]

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha gonna say to me
whatcha gonna do to me
i'm scared

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha gonna say to me
why you always look at me
i'm scared

agoraphobia
agoraphobia
agoraphobia
paralyze ya

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha gonna say to me
why you always look at me
i'm scared

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha have to ??? myself
[scat]
i'm scared

agaphoria
agaphoria
agaphobia
agrophobia

somebody asked me the other day what agaphoria is
agaphoria is the sound you make 
when you strum the guitar too many times with blisters

why do they always look at me
why they always talk to me
why you gonna look at me
i'm scared

why you always look at me
why you always talk to me
why can't you just leave me alone
i'm scared

agaphorbia phorbia
it's a fortorbia
agaphorbia
fordatorbia

my hand's getting tired

the most exciting part of the song is right now

go now

get sloppy
that's key

why you always sing to me
and why you always play for me
and why you make that horrible music

why you always send the cd
why you always make me listen 
to your horrible music

travophobia
travophobia
tripecacaphobia
tripecacaphobia

why you always talk to me
and why you always send me cds
why you always look at me 
i'm scared

why you always talk to me
and what do you expect from me
why you always look at me
like that

[nonsense]
[nonsense]

there's a fear of saying words properly
because you might pick the wrong dictionary word to pick to pick

and that's called fatigue of the elbow
  

Par Demo

This is the demo for "Par", which I remade for Tripecac.

The lyrics are pretty close that what I ended up using, and it's neat to hear them evolve over the course of this demo.

Lyrics to "Par Demo":

all right i'm making this up as i go along
this is not composed
today is the 23rd of may 2008
this is the guitar
this is not the keyboard
don't be fooled this is not a keyboard

playing the guitar
can't go very far
playing the guitar
can't go very far

can't go very far
on the guitar
can't go very far
on the guitar

can't go very far
can't go very far
unless i take the car
unless i take the car

can't get very far
in the car in the car in the car
can't go very far
in the car in the car yuck yuck yuck

can't go very far
unless i take the car
but i don't wanna take my car
gas prices are what they are

i can't get very far
if i don't practice the guitar
but i don't wanna practice something
i'm not already good at

i'm just par 
par par par par par...

can't get very far
if i don't practice the guitar
but i don't wanna practice something
where i can only best hope to be par
where i can only best hope to be par
where my best hope is to be par
where my best hope is to be par

par par par par par par
i don't wanna be par
i would rather be subpar
i don't wanna be par

i can't get very far
if i do not practice the guitar
but i do not practice the guitar
because my best hope is to be par
 
[scat]

???

de de de defragging defragging the hard disk
??? while i'm defragging
de defragging defragging my disk
defragging [scat]

i can't get very far
if i do not practice the guitar
but i do not practice the guitar
'cause at best i can only be par

par par par par
par par par par
par par par par par
par par par par par

[scat]
  

Laboratorious

Kinda catchy, but obviously a struggle to play.

Lyrics to "Laboratorious":

i am not accustomed to playing power chords on an acoustic guitar
but i'm gonna try it right now

this is the second song and it counts
it's a really doosy doosy don't 
i can't hold the guitar straight
ah this isn't working

i don't know what i'm a gonna do
with the guitar strapped to my you know who
i don't know if i'm a gonna poo
with the guitar string ??? go

this isn't making any sense
neither does a quarter if you can't cut it 
cut the quarter into 25 pieces
and you got a cent la la la la la la

i don't know what i'm a gonna say
but it's ok it's ok today
'cause i'm not pressuring myself in any way
i'm just gonna have a fun fun day
i'm just gonna have a fun fun day

hmm

i don't have much more of the the day left
but that's ok i can still have fun
i think i can still have fun
if i don't break my knuckles on the f---ing guitar

i ??? my finger tips that are dying
i'm playing this as if it were an electric guitar
but it is not 
??? finger boarding ??? skill in my hand
and i am blistered like a fancy man

this is a doosy and it's a real loosy
i don't know what i'm gonna do
i don't know how to turn it into something positive
for me and you 

[scat]

i can barely hold the guitar straight
my hands are killing me i haven't played in so long
and the acoustic guitar is so much harder than the electric

you asked me what you wanna do
what you wanna do with the bucket of glue
you asked me who to give it to
who to give it to the bucket of g lue

i'm gonna use the pick now
it's gonna improve my playing by point 1 percent

laborious
victorius
laborious

laboratorious
laboratorious
laboratorious
laboratorious

laboratorious
[scat]

it would help if i'd hit a chord right
but i can't because i stink at the guitar

that's enough for today
that's enough for a week
a month
bye bye
  

Real Man

Silly and crude, reaching the punch line way too quickly. Not horrible, though.

Lyrics to "Real Man":

all right no preparation for this one
today is 17 of july 2008
i just had this vocal idea but i don't have any accompanying chords

popping your knuckles like a real man
petting guinea pigs like a real man
driving your hummer like a real man
popping your knuckles like a real man

popping your knuckles like a real man
chewing your toe nails like a real man
chewing your toe nails like a real man

you're a real man
you're a real man

eating raison bran like a real man
pooing when i can like a real man
being regular like a real man
sitting on the can like a real man

??? like a real man
cleaning up their poop like a real man
feeding them pellets like a real man
changing their hay like a real man

eating raison bran like a real man
being regular like a real man

i'm a real man
real man a real real man
a real man 
real real man a real man

we are a real man
and real man like to swim
a real man
a real man ???

popping your knuckles like a real man
watching tv like a real man
drinking from a can like a real man
drinking what you can like a real man

oh yeah

needs work
like a real man
  

Baby Dew Demo

Very rough demo of "Baby Dew", which I later recorded for Tripecac. The talking in the background is another tape I was digitizing. The lyrics were completely different.

Not sure about the date. Since the Tripecac version was started on 2011-05-15, I'm guessing this was from the same day, but it could have been any time on or after the previous Trex song, which was 2011-04-22.

Lyrics to "Baby Dew Demo":

ignore the chatter in the background
i'm just trying to do a demo while listening to trex
this is on the mandolin

[scat]

what a little thing to do do
just compose a for you song
it's a tricky thing to do
to compose a song for you

[scat]

it's a simple thing to do
just compose a song for you
it's a tricky thing to do
i don't know how to compose a song for you

i've gotta work on the consistency of the lyrical meaning
and of course the consistency of the finger playing

ok i need a chorus
ok i've got the chorus

[scat]

all right that's the idea
  

Until the Top

Tuneful but warbly and sloppy in parts.

I said the date wrong; it was actually still June.

Lyrics to "Until the Top":

this is the 20th of august
i've started this song on the other tape recorder in the office
and in the in trex 2 i mean sorry tripecac on the computer
i haven't finished it yet
i don't like when i put it in the computer
i feel like it really shouldn't be a tripecac song
because

there's not many opportunities for drums and bass and piano parts
if i add them it will feel suspiciously artificial

[scat]

the echo in this room 
is not that feared
my office has more ambience 
so why am i recording in here

maybe it's the carpets 
that make everything sound tight
or some people would say 
that's the right 

way to record you want everything to be close 
to the mic close to the microphone
but when i was in the other room 
this felt like i was recording live
and when i am in here 
it just sounds pretty dead

as you can tell
this is a test
this is a test

[scat]

see i'm hardly playing in the tune
that doesn't stop me from playing the chords again
and again and again

just because this sounds dead doesn't mean i'll stop
and guess what we don't even have a mop
no pun intended but i think this song is a flop
the farmers like their crops

but the robbers don't like cops
every woman likes to shop
oh oh oh oh this isn't the top ah ah ah ah 
how far to the top 
  well if you don't play in time it's gonna be forever boy

tell me how far until the top
  i'm almost losing the pick you know the time is ???
tell me how long until the top
  

Looking for Yellowjackets

Back on mandolin with the hissy dictaphone. Very short.

Lyrics to "Looking for Yellowjackets":

today is september 16th 2008

2008
2008
2008
2008

  [repeat several times]

that's called looking for yellowjackets in the roof of my studio