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Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Ease the Pedal lyrics 7:10 download listen locally - 2008-01-04
2 Hey Hay lyrics 4:01 download listen locally - 2008-01-04
3 Bonus Bonus Bonus lyrics 1:56 download listen locally - 2008-01-04
4 MP3 Recorder Test lyrics 0:23 download listen locally - 2008-01-21
5 Country Boy Genesis lyrics 0:43 download listen locally - 2008-01-21
6 Country Boy Demo lyrics 4:36 download listen locally - 2008-01-21
7 Try Not lyrics 5:27 download listen locally - 2008-01-21
8 Mandolin Test lyrics 0:55 download listen locally - 2008-01-25
9 Skunk Love lyrics 0:53 download listen locally - 2008-01-25
10 Skunk Dinner lyrics 1:13 download listen locally - 2008-01-25
11 Thinking Ahead lyrics 0:13 download listen locally - 2008-01-25
12 Terry Plays the Mandolin lyrics 1:03 download listen locally - 2008-01-25
13 Jim Plays the Mandolin lyrics 2:57 download listen locally - 2008-01-25
14 Stitched Loop lyrics 4:14 download listen locally - 2008-02-16
15 Leap Day lyrics 1:45 download listen locally - 2008-02-29
16 Stitched Noise lyrics 2:28 download listen locally - 2008-02-29
17 Just Not Working lyrics 2:56 download listen locally - 2008-02-29
18 Good News lyrics 2:32 download listen locally - 2008-03-03
19 Thumb Line lyrics 2:17 download listen locally - 2008-03-03
20 Haven't Been Funny lyrics 1:25 download listen locally - 2008-03-03
21 Long Time Ago lyrics 3:04 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
22 Acoustic Chatter lyrics 0:48 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
23 If You Play lyrics 2:31 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
24 Just Like Me lyrics 1:50 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
25 Phobia lyrics 4:29 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
26 Coffee and Donovan lyrics 2:53 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
27 Wanna Throw a Puppy lyrics 5:33 download listen locally - 2008-03-04
28 Mandolin Hiss lyrics 0:18 download listen locally - 2008-03-12
29 Multitasking lyrics 2:01 download listen locally - 2008-03-30
30 Songs During Work lyrics 2:20 download listen locally - 2008-04-22
31 Thongs During Work lyrics 3:11 - - - 2008-04-22
Total 78:05 play all locally album rating:

Notes

Finally a new year!

And new sounds as well. This set introduces mandolin and acoustic guitar, brings back the hissy dictaphone, and adds a new mp3 recorder.

The songs are hit and miss, as usual.

Well, mostly miss.

As usual.

Songs

Ease the Pedal

This song was about japrock. But now it's just one big ball of warble. Fortunately, the warble lessens as the song goes on.

Lyrics to "Ease the Pedal":

4th of january this is daffy's birthday
first song i'll finish in 2008

started reading japrocksampler
and today for the first time i started listening to japrocksampler
or japrock type psychedic music
it sounds a lot like krautrock in fact

so i i i i 
i i i i i

i ordered a floor board 
i ordered a floor board 
i ordered a floor board 
i ordered a floor board 

  [repeat]
  
[scat]

i ordered a floor board 
???
i ordered a floor board 
???

  [repeat]
  
[scat]

1 thing that cope says 
is that it's important for the lyrics to be nonsense and unintelligible
he said that japanese psychedelic singers would take english phrases
and repeated them
sorry that was bad grammar
repeated them and repeated them and repeated them 
until it was nothing just sounds just sounds just sounds just sounds just sounds

just sounds

[scat]

i know that repetition and monotony is part of the day
i know you've gotta play somewhat vocally sounds insane

get the pedal got the pedel
got the pedel here's the pedal
here's the pedal here's the pedal 
here's the pedal is the pedal

that's the name of this song
ease the pedal
spell it how you like

[scat]

my arm is getting tired
my arm is getting tired
my arm is getting tired
my arm is getting tired

  [repeat with added nonsense]

???

my arm is getting tired
in the kitchen
and she's drinking wed wine
and she's drinking wed wine

[scat]

just fade out
i don't know what to do next

i'm gonna do another jam next
  

Hey Hay

No warble here. Decent guitar, but dumb lyrics.

Lyrics to "Hey Hay":

this one's just a noisy mess

hey hey hey hey

  [repeat]
  
ha ha ha ha

i'm hot you're not  

hey hey hey ???
hey hey ??? animals

hey hey i'm hot
hey hey you're not
hey hey i'm hot
hey hey you're not

hey hey animals
hey hey flammables
hey hey ??? 
hay hay hay the flammable

hey hey hey hey i'm hot
hey hey hey hey you're not
hey hey hey hey aminals
hey hey hey hey flammables

hey hey ??? aminals
hey hey it's a flammables
hey hey i'm hot
hey hey you're not

oh god
so that opened up 2008
i've got blisters
my first baby blisters of 2008 2008
now 2007's tapes are on my plate
that's great trav
  

Bonus Bonus Bonus

Vocal and shaker improv. Pretty dumb.

Lyrics to "Bonus Bonus Bonus":

this is a bonus track

bonus bonus bonus
get your bonus bonus bonus
get your bonus bonus bonus
you can't miss can't miss din't miss

it's a bonus bonus bonus
it's a bonus bonus bonus
bonus bonus bonus
for calling calling calling

it's a bonus bonus bonus
feed the bonus to the doggies
it's a bonus bonus bonus
for calling calling calling

fort collins collins collins
in colorado colo colorado

oh yeah

bonus bonus bonus
colorado rado rado

[scat]

bonus bonus bonus
colorado rado rado
bonus bonus bonus
feed the doggies doggies doggies

feed the guinea pig guinea pig guinea pig 
in the cages cages cages 
microwavie microwavie
microwavie guinea pig gravy

bonus bonus bonus
colorado rado rado
feed the guinea pig guinea pig guinea pig 
to the dogo dogo

bonus bonus bonus
colorado rado rado
feed the guinea pig guinea pig guinea pig 
to the pit bull pit bull pit bull

chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp microwave 
chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp microwave 
pop pop pop pop pop goes the guinea pig
pop pop pop pop pop goes the claw

my hand hurts
man music is painful today
it hurts my ear too
welcome to 2008 folks
i'm sorry i can't be a better guide
chauffeur musician commuticator
commut icator
i am a robot [scat]
that's my kraftwerk
bye bye
  

MP3 Recorder Test

I was testing my new mp3 recorder, which I hoped would be an alternative to the 4-track. This is just a short, aimless guitar jam.

Lyrics to "MP3 Recorder Test":

all right this is um test 4
  

Country Boy Genesis

This short messy improv morphed into the first recorded version of "Country Boy", which I later remade as Tripecac.

I recorded it with my brand new handheld mp3 recorder, which was the "new toy".

Lyrics to "Country Boy Genesis":

all right i'm gonna try a different pod setting

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
and i don't know how to use it
i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
and i don't know how to use it

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
and i don't know how to use it
i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
??? it

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
and i don't know how to use it
  

Country Boy Demo

This is the second, longer "demo" of "Country Boy". It's not really a demo, since I was making it up as I went along and had no intention of remaking at the time. It's crude, but since you can barely hear the vocals I think it's ok for casual listening.

It's a good thing I recorded this with the mp3 recorder in addition to the 4-track because the on tape the warble was horrible.

Lyrics to "Country Boy Demo":

all right i'm gonna simultaneously record this with the 4-track
because it's such an awesome idea ain't it
uh january 21 
35 years old

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
but i don't know how to use it
oh i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
but i can't really use

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
but i don't know how to use it
i don't know how to use it
i don't know how to use it

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
but i don't know how 
i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
i don't know how to use it

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
tell me how to use it
oh i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
please tell me how to use it

??? boy

i'm a country boy got a brand new boy
tell me how to use this
i'm a country boy i'm a good old boy
tell me how to use it

i'm a good old boy
from the hills of west virginia
i got me a boy toy
he ain't no virginia

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
it's called a p----- implant
ha ha ha
i'm 35 years old ???

i hope the guitar drowns out the vocals
i just pretend like i am imitating yocals

but in fact i'm just imitating the other guy in the room
whose name is trevor elliot and he's west virginia ???

??? country boy and i've got ???
i cannot play guitar worth piggie doo doo

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
but i don't know how to use it
it's called a p----- implant oh god

getting old getting old at 35
viagra's the only way to get my staff alive
??? perverted now

i'm a country boy i'm a country boy 
can you believe it can you believe it 
i'm a country boy i'm a country boy 
can you believe it can you believe it 

??? put the shackle in the shack
???
i grew up in a shack
in west virginia

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
it's called a p----- implant
this is not going on trex it's not going on trex
???

i'm a country boy with a brand new toy
it's called a p----- implant
makes my p----- appendage
about 3 feet longer

i am a country country boy
i am a country country boy

ha ha ha 

oh god
so my guitar playing and my humor 
are at about the same juvenile level
yeah yeah
  

Try Not

New side of the tape. No more warble. Unfortunately, there's no ideas here.

Lyrics to "Try Not":

i've been getting behind
i've been getting behind
i've been getting behind on trex

i've been getting behind
i've been getting behind on trex

i've been feeling ???
i've been feeling ??? about tripecac

??? it's like i've got 2 mistresses
it's like i've got 2 girls to feed
with my attention

it's like i've got 2 mouths to put food into
it's like i cannot possibly be productive with 2 mouthfuls 
of rice and noodles and all the lovely bits
bits of sausage mixed with chocolate

when in doubt just make some abstract lyrics up
if you shout it will sound more profound than if you pout
that is what i've learned about trex ha ha ha
it's a ??? pretentiousness pretentiousness

and the performance is what it is supposed to be all about
pardon my grammer i can't nail it every time
i try to make something up intelligent
make something creative and try not to make nonsense 
try not to make nonsense 
try not to make nonsense 
and try not to make nonsense 

gotta try not to make nonsense 
and try not to make a 
1 2 1 2 3

gotta try not to make nonsense 
try not to make nonsense 
i admit this is nonsense
it's a little pretentious

try not to make nonsense 
try not to make too much noise
or the neighbors will get upset
the neighbors will get upset

try not to make nonsense 
try not to make nonsense 
try not to make nonsense 
gotta try not to make nonsense 

try not to make nonsense regardless of your efforts not to make nonsense
oh god

try not to make nonsense
try not to make nonsense
you gotta try not to make nonsense
try not to make nonsense

try not to make nonsense
try not to make nonsense
try not to make nonsense
try not
  

Mandolin Test

I was testing my new mandolin with an mp3 recorder in my office.

Lyrics to "Mandolin Test":

this is just a test of studio o for office
it's the 25 of january 
so here i go

i gotta give you something more solid to hang onto 
that was just stupid
  

Skunk Love

This is the second mandolin test, this time with lyrics. Dumb and minorly offensive.

Lyrics to "Skunk Love":

we were walking
we were walking to the mailbox
and in the last mile 
i began to smell a skunk

brother jeb said hey are you hungry
and i said jeb boy you wanna make some love
and jebbie said yeah let's slip off into the bushes
maybe we'll find a bunch of skunk babies
and we'll have sweet lovie lovie lovie

'cause i'm a redneck
i'm a redneck playing a mandolin
i'm a redneck playing a randolin

that was dumb
  

Skunk Dinner

Continues the theme of the previous song, not as offensive.

Lyrics to "Skunk Dinner":

ok here's my first serious song with the mandolin ever

hey
hey
hey

brother jeb
what's that smell in the bush
brother jeb
aren't you getting your tongue pushed

brother jeb
do you wanna have some dinner
brother jeb
do you wanna have some dinner

skunk dinner
skunk dinner

brother jeb
do you wanna see what is in the bush
brother jeb
are you feeling hungry how's that tush

brother jeb
do you wanna have some dinner with me
brother jeb
you're my brother and my uncle too
  

Thinking Ahead

Talking about a change of gears.

Lyrics to "Thinking Ahead":

you know what i think i need to do
i think i need to stop this recording and start it again
and this time do an instrumental
see i'm thinking ahead
anticipating the rejection that this will ultimately result in 
that's bad grammar
but who cares
bye bye
  

Terry Plays the Mandolin

This starts the third recording. Kinda silly.

Lyrics to "Terry Plays the Mandolin":

all right today is january the 25 of 2000 and octo
this is studio o 
o as in office
i'm recording on a little mp3 player
and this is my mandolin
the name of this song is
jeb finds a song makes love to it and calls it his wife

brother jeb
brother jeb
i always 
admired your
extra rib
extra wit
and your extra intelligence
and your extra smart
and your extra wisdom
and your strength and dexterity of 2
you have a dexterity of 18 while i have a dexterity if 2

that's called terry a------- plays the mandolin
  

Jim Plays the Mandolin

More mandolin silliness. Kind of offensive, but it's an interesting tongue twister.

Lyrics to "Jim Plays the Mandolin":

this is called jim m-------- plays the mandolin

and i like to live in the woods
i like to live in the woods
i like to live in the woods
i like to live in the woods

  [repeat several times] 

i like to make love in the woods
i like to make love in the woods
i like to make love in the woods
i like to make love in the woods

i like to live in the woods
i like to live in the woods
i like to make love in the woods
i like to make love in the woods

i like to find my dinner in the woods
i like to find my dinner in the woods
i like to find my dinner in the woods
i like to find my cousin in the woods

i like to make love with my cousin in the woods
i like to make love with my cousin in the woods
i like to make love with my cousin in the woods
i like to make cousin with my brother in the woods

i like to make love with my brother in the woods
i like to make love with my brother in the woods
i like to make love with my brother in the woods
i like to make love with my mother in the woods

i like to make love with my father in the woods
i like to make love with my father in the woods
i like to make love with my father in the woods
i like to make love with my father in the woods

i like to make love with my sister in the woods
i like to make love with my sister in the woods
i like to make love with my sister in the woods
i like to make love with my sister in the woods

i like to make love with my puppies in the woods
i like to make love with my puppies in the woods
i like to make love with little puppies in the woods
i like to make love with little puppies in the woods

i like to make love with a pig in the woods
i like to make love with a pig in the woods
i like to make love with a pig in the woods
i like to make love with a pig in the woods

and i like to make love with a chicken in the woods
i like to make love with a chicken in the woods
i like to make love with a chicken in the woods
i like to make love with a chicken in the woods

and i like to make love with my hand in the woods
i like to make love with my hand in the woods
i like to make love with your hand in the woods
i like to make love with the moss in the woods

i like to make love with the hole in the ground in the woods
i like to make love with the hole in the ground in the woods
i like to make love with the hole in the tree in the woods
i like to make love with the hole in the tree in the woods

i like to make love with the soft mound in the woods
i like to make love with the soft mound in the woods
i like to make love with the soft ground in the woods
i like to make love with the air and my imagination in the woods

that's call the ballad of a love love lovestruck redneck

bye bye
  

Stitched Loop

This is several stabs at soloing over a Pod loop titched together. The parts I deleted were the rebuilding of the loop each time it devolved into chaos.

My voice sounds like I had a cold. That's probably why there were no vocals.

Lyrics to "Stitched Loop":

16th february 2008
  

Leap Day

Decent flange. Indecent vocals. Fizzles.

Lyrics to "Leap Day":

leap day
i'll call this leap day
it's the 29th of february 2008
fiddling with the floor board again for the first time in a couple weeks

this is proof that wah doesn't a cool song make

wah doesn't a cool song make
wah doesn't a cool song make
how many times does it take
how much practice does it take

wah doesn't a cool song make
why wah doesn't a cool song make
how much practice does it take
tohave it all in one take

why doesn't a cool song make
why won't a cool song make
love to another cool song

i want to make love to my cool songs
and throw the other songs in the gutter
i want to make love to my cool songs

i don't know what i'm gonna do with these songs you know
they suck and i can't imagine typing the lyrics out into the computer 
my time is more precious that than right
right
  

Stitched Noise

A series of repetitive wah jams, all noisy and pointless. It soundsl I had a very low level of energy and enthusiasm.

Lyrics to "Stitched Noise":

i'm making this excruciating so you don't have to document it

i kinda think the wah might be a bad idea because there's no music in this
it's just noise

it's horrible
  

Just Not Working

Dumb and sloppy, but at least I was trying to play and not make noise. At the end I explain why I think it was a dud.

Lyrics to "Just Not Working":

ok 1 more quote song unquote
this is a song i would like to dedicate to all the tortured people out there

i know in your heart you're a tortured person
i know that gives you an excuse or so you think

i need to do another key
that's why it doesn't work
this just isn't working
that was is just
it's just not working
like the guy
it's just not working
??? the guy
it's just not working
it's just not working
it's just not working
it's just not working
it's just not working

all right you know all i've got to say is this
if you go for a couple of months without playing the electric guitar 
on a daily basis 
you're gonna sound like this 
and you're gonna suck
and you're gonna wonder why you suck
and the answer is you haven't praticed
that's why
bye bye
  

Good News

More wah noodling and singing about gear. Horribly out of tune singing in the chorus.

Lyrics to "Good News":

3rd of march 2008

i  finally figured how to get the wah to turn on
you just gotta press hard on the toe
so here it's off
here it's on

what this means 
is i don't have to turn on the computer to do trex
that's good news for me 
'cause i don't want to have to sit down to do trex

that's good news for me 
'cause i do not want to have to stare at a screen
that's good news for me 
'cause i want to just stand here and scream

i gotta do trex the way i want to
i wanna do trex the way i used to
i wanna make music the way i feel like
i wanna make trex a positive experience

i wanna make music the way i want to
i wanna stand and chant about the things in my head
wanna make myself proud i wanna ??? later
when i finally digitize them and put them on xml

xfl tell
xml tell
get them xml ???
  

Thumb Line

Proof that sometimes the wah pedal makes things sound worse.

Lyrics to "Thumb Line":

and the wah can be a little annoying at times
i don't think the wah is good if you only have 1 track
and you're trying to get a full sound
because it modulates everything
it modules the the famous thumb lines
that's the name of this song
thumb line

trying to get a good thumb line
trying to get a good thumb line
i'm trying to get a good thumb line
trying to get a good

oh just turn off the wah
that's better

now i've got a thumb line
i'm proud of my thumb line
got a plum thumb line
thumb thumb thumb line

i don't got a life line
i just got a thumb line
thumb line thumb line 
it is the bass

thumb line thumb line 
i like my thumb line

??? with the thumb line

i got a thumb line
a thumb thumb thumb line
i got a thumb line
i bet you like your life line

i got a thumb line
it's better than a life line
you would agree 
if you had a thumb line too

yeah yeah
uh huh
see that sounds better without the wah

and i got a wah line
a wah wah wah wah line
a wah wah wah wah 
and the wah f---s up the thumb line

yep
that's it
short and stinky
just like a baby's bottom
hey that's the end of the tape
sorry this one took so long
actually i'm kinda glad it did
slows me down
and i don't have to do as much trex related work 
  

Haven't Been Funny

This talking kicks off a new tape. Wants to be funny but isn't really.

Lyrics to "Haven't Been Funny":

2008 3 march that's today
probably not gonna record anything today
hopefully i will announce the date for every recording
and hopefully i will stick to my no more than 2 songs a day rule
hopefully the music will get better
but you know that's a big fat hope
big fat hope just like
[sigh] don't have anything to say funny
that's been the case for so long that my arms are beginning to atrophy
my funny arms
'cause you know everyone has a funny body part
and if you ever look at my arms
they're just gonna make you burst out laughing they're so funny
but i haven't been able to perform
my arms are just not funny
they don't make anyone laugh
if i show you my muscles you're not gonna titter
you're not gonna giggle
you're not gonna guffaw
you're not gonna slap your knee
you're not gonna slap your sister 
although you should
see it's jut not funny
they're not working
they're malfunctioning
i've got a funny cheek my left one
but it's tired right now because i was eating breakfast this morning
like i said i haven't been funny in ages
your mama hasn't been funny in so long
that when she gets up from the couch to go to her wheelchair
to put in her catheter aparatus which is embedded in the seat
and she wears her depends like an astronaut
see like i was saying
i just haven't been funny in so long
the guitar playing is about the same 
all right i really have to go do some work
bye bye
  

Long Time Ago

I was testing the acoustic guitar, which I got the same day as the mandolin. It sounds pretty good, and is a badly needed breath of fresh air.

Lyrics to "Long Time Ago":

today's the 4th of march 2008 
and this is the acoustic guitar
jus something a little bit different
ready 

it was a long long time ago
when i got out of bed
a long long time ago
5 hours

it was a long long time ago
when i got up out of bed
a long long time ago
and what have i accomplished since then

everybody should ask themself this
what have i accomplished
everybody should ask themself this
what have i accomplished since i popped out of my mommy

it was a long long time ago
when i started making music
a long long time ago
what i started making up my own tunes

a long long time ago
when i asked myself it one day i would be famous
yeah

and here it is
20 years later
i still can't play guitar
20 years later
i still play like i'm a 15 year old

that wasn't supposed to be the ending
but it sounds like an appropriate enough ending
we'll just call it long time ago
  

Acoustic Chatter

Chatting about the acoustic guitar.

Lyrics to "Acoustic Chatter":

this song is called um 
i don't know
i'll pick the name after i finish
i'm making it up of course
and you know 
it's really dangerous for me to make up stuff on the acoustic guitar
'cause i'm really bad on acoustic guitar
on electric guitar i can hide behind effects and distortion and stuff
acoustic guitar makes it very clear that i don't know what i'm doing
also it's harder to press the strings down
  

If You Play

Another acoustic guitar improv.

Lyrics to "If You Play":

if you play louder
then maybe they will hear you across the street
if you play louder
maybe one of those old ladies will tap her feet

if you play louder
maybe the kids will instinctively bop their heads
if you play louder
maybe they will think you're a metal head

but in reality
you are just a classical pianist
in reality
you are just lame lame lame as me
lame lame lame as me

if you play softer
they will believe that you're intellectual
softer
the grandmas will appreciate the 
tunes more than if you play loud
tunes more than if you draw a crowd
tunes more they like it softer delicate

but you know
inside you're just a head banging boogeroo
head bangeroo doo doo

speaking of doo doo
speaking of doo doo that's like my guitar playing
speaking of doo doo
my hand is cramping i cannot sustain this

speaking of doo doo
speaking of doo doo cannot do do do do
speaking of doo doo
my playing's like doo doo doo doo doo

that was pathetic
so i don't think you're gonna be hearing acoustic guitar again any time soon
yee haw
  

Just Like Me

A last minute improv, which I called a "bonus" song. Not bad; I'm glad I recorded it.

Lyrics to "Just Like Me":

tell me what you gonna do today
tell me what you gonna do
tell me what you gonna do today
tell me what you gonna do

gonna exercise your body or your mind
??? 

tell me what you gonna think today
tell me what you gonna think
i'll tell you what to think today
are you gonna raise a stink

exercise your body or your mind that's what i say
got to exercise your body or your mind

tell me what you gonna feel today
tell me what you gonna feel
tell me what you gonna feel today
will you feel what i tell you to feel

gotta feel with your body and mind
gotta feel exactly what i have in mind 
you gotta act like you are part of me
gotta act just like me just like me just like me

act and think just like me and feeling just like me 
act and think just like me and feeling just like me 
that's the only way to be
that's the best the best and only way to be

just like me
just like me
just like me

that was a little bonus song for today
  

Phobia

This was recorded with the dictaphone in my office; hence all the hiss. When it finally gets going it's pretty cool.

I don't know if this was recorded before or after the 4-track recordings that day. Since this was on a later tape, I'll assume these came second.

Lyrics to "Phobia":

today's the 4th of march 2008
i'm recording this in my office on a dictaphone
i'm doing that because i'm playing on the acoustic guitar

[scat]

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha gonna say to me
whatcha gonna do to me
i'm scared

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha gonna say to me
why you always look at me
i'm scared

agoraphobia
agoraphobia
agoraphobia
paralyze ya

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha gonna say to me
why you always look at me
i'm scared

whatcha gonna do to me
whatcha have to ??? myself
[scat]
i'm scared

agaphoria
agaphoria
agaphobia
agrophobia

somebody asked me the other day what agaphoria is
agaphoria is the sound you make 
when you strum the guitar too many times with blisters

why do they always look at me
why they always talk to me
why you gonna look at me
i'm scared

why you always look at me
why you always talk to me
why can't you just leave me alone
i'm scared

agaphorbia phorbia
it's a fortorbia
agaphorbia
fordatorbia

my hand's getting tired

the most exciting part of the song is right now

go now

get sloppy
that's key

why you always sing to me
and why you always play for me
and why you make that horrible music

why you always send the cd
why you always make me listen 
to your horrible music

travophobia
travophobia
tripecacaphobia
tripecacaphobia

why you always talk to me
and why you always send me cds
why you always look at me 
i'm scared

why you always talk to me
and what do you expect from me
why you always look at me
like that

[nonsense]
[nonsense]

there's a fear of saying words properly
because you might pick the wrong dictionary word to pick to pick

and that's called fatigue of the elbow
  

Coffee and Donovan

More acoustic guitar noodling recorded with the hissy dictaphone. The vocals are about the guinea pigs.

Lyrics to "Coffee and Donovan":

coffee donovan
coffee donovan

coffee tea
coffee tea

coffee and donovan are sitting in a tree
k i s s i n g with tongue

coffee and donovan are probably sleeping downstairs
that is how they spend their day and that is how they spend their years
coffee and donovan are fuzzy but they have long toenails
we gotta snip them soon i'm always saying that

so cut it out
cut it out
gotta cut out 
gotta cut it year great out

yeah nice job travis
just lost the beat
just lost the beat
cut it out
just lost the beat
cut it out
gotta cut it out

that was dumb
  

Wanna Throw a Puppy

More acoustic guitar hiss. The vocals make fun of the big news for the day, which was an army guy throwing a puppy.

Lyrics to "Wanna Throw a Puppy":

wanna throw a puppy
puppy ??? for me
wanna throw a puppy
???

wanna throw a puppy
puppy bone for me
i wanna throw a puppy
yippee pee yippee

here he goes

wanna throw a puppy
puppy puppy pee
wanna throw a puppy
cause he peed on me

wanna throw a puppy
into the big blue sea
wanna throw a puppy
??? for me

last verse

i wanna throw a puppy
into the big blue sea
i wanna throw the puppy
'cause he peed on me

i wanna throw this puppy
i do not like him you know
ha ha ha ha ha 
there he goes
ha ha ha ha ha 
there he goes

bye bye bye bye puppy
into the sea
bye bye bye bye puppy
into the sea

  [repeat several times]

wanna throw the puppy
into the sea
wanna throw the puppy
???

wanna throw the puppy
into the sea
wanna throw the puppy
??? to me

if i were me

when it's a matter of survival
all animals are fair game

i wanna throw a puppy
into the sea
i wanna throw a puppy
just wanna see

what it's like to throw a puppy
into the sea
yippy yappy puppy
and he peed on me

oh yeah

[scat]

he want to throw the puppy
into the sea 
he want to throw the puppy
into the sea 
we want to throw the puppy
who peed on me
we want to throw the puppy
and put it on myspace or youtube or wherever the kids look at

because it's such a 
so appropriate for kids you know
so appropriate for kids you know
so appropriate for kids you know
so appropriate for kids you know

wanna throw the puppy
into the sea 
wanna throw the puppy
'cause he peed on me

i wanna throw the puppy
into the sea 
i wanna throw the puppy
come on let's do it yippee

yippee yippee yippee yippee

  [repeat several times]

d--- it he bit me
  

Mandolin Hiss

Short, hissy, warbly mandolin riff. Blah.

Lyrics to "Mandolin Hiss":

12 march
  

Multitasking

Hissy acoustic guitar again. The downside of using the dictaphone in the office is that there is a huge temptation to multitask.

Lyrics to "Multitasking":

30 march 2008

you can tell i'm multitasking
??? multitasking
???
???
  

Songs During Work

Sloppy jam on the mandolin.

Lyrics to "Songs During Work":

all right today is 22 of april 2008

got my mandolin up here in my office
my office is very crowded
got too many computers in here too much junk
i really wish i could reorganize it
the key is getting stuff out
i really want to have instruments in here
so i can be compelled to make songs during work

so i feel compelled to make songs during work

[scat]

so i feel compelled to make songs during work
so i feel compelled to make songs during work

i always wanted to make songs during work
but i don't get paid to make songs during work

that's called songs during work
and i'm recording this on a very bad dictaphone by the way
i don't even know if it's recording
  

Thongs During Work

Shallow jam based on a silly pun. Crude at then end. Had to censor it.

Lyrics to "Thongs During Work":

this next song and last one for the day is called thongs during work

it sounds like i only know the same chords
in fact i don't know any chords on the mandolin
to be honest i haven't really started to begin with the mandolin

i must admit that my skills have no frills on the mandolin
i must admit that i sound a bit lame on the mandolin
so i must resort to other ways of entertaining myself
  when i'm supposed to be doing work

and my bright bright idea is to wear a thong at work
wear a thong at work
i'll wear a thong at work
do you get the joke did it work
do you think i'm a pervert jerk
do you think i'm a pervert jerk
do you think i'm a pervert jerk
do you think i'm a pervert jerk


[scat]

yeah i gotta work on the ending