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1977 Firsts
1978 Seconds
1985 Cacappella
1986 Eye Beater
1987 Guitarded
1988 Kim 1
1988 Kim 2
1988 Kim 3
1988 Kim 4
1988 Kim 5
1988 Kim 6
1988 Kim 7
1988 Kim 8
1988 Kim 9
1988 Kim 10
1988 Kim 11
1988 Kim 12
1989 Kim 13
1989 Five Dollar Drummer
1989 Wino Three Girls
1990 A Caustic Gutter
1996-1999
1996 NoVaSoCa
1996 Fullerton
1997 Soundtracks
1997 Walk Around
1997 Riding the Greyhound
1999 I Mowed
1999 Simulameous
1999 Yikes
1999 Piano Farte
2000-2008
2001 Marathon
2001 Days Like These
2001 Alcan Back
2001 Sleepy Sloppy
2001 Dad Day Jam
2002 Unfit
2002 The Key of G
2003 Daffy Day
2003 Januweary
2003 Post-Key
2003 Fatiguitar
2003 Oh No
2005 Waiting
2005 Sun Strike
2006 Stinky Room
2006 Schtupid
2007 Coy Pun
2007 Post-Ides
2007 Post-Ideas
2007 Post-Ideals
2007 Warble
2007 Another Same Day
2007 And Another
2007 Bald Ballads
2007 Lunch Broken
2007 Mayo
2007 Mayon
2007 Mayonandon
2007 Mayoff
2007 Juneo
2007 Juneon
2007 Juneonandon
2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
2007 Fall Start
2007 False Tart
2007 Fall End
2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Depths of Time lyrics 0:02 download listen locally - 1998-02-06
2 Struggle lyrics 0:44 download listen locally - 1998-02-22
3 Trying lyrics 5:22 download listen locally - 1998-02-22
4 I Do the Work lyrics 3:10 download listen locally - 1998-03-20
5 From the Heart lyrics 0:53 download listen locally - 1998-03-2?
6 Negative One Chord Blues lyrics 2:46 download listen locally - 1998-03-2?
7 I Go On lyrics 2:59 download listen locally - 1998-03-25
8 Very Few Things lyrics 1:02 download listen locally - 1998-03-25
9 Churn - 0:41 download listen locally - 1998-03-2?
10 Salmonilling - 0:54 download listen locally - 1998-03-2?
11 Bass Melody - 1:28 download listen locally - 1998-03-28
12 April Fools Song lyrics 1:20 download listen locally - 1998-04-01
13 Same Day lyrics 1:09 download listen locally - 1998-04-01
14 Can't Undo the Weather lyrics 0:27 download listen locally - 1998-0?-??
15 Six Ate - 1:34 download listen locally - 1998-0?-??
16 Beautiful Beautiful Man lyrics 3:02 download listen locally - 1998-06-30
17 Bass Riff - 1:27 download listen locally - 1998-0?-??
18 Arpeggio - 0:52 download listen locally - 1998-0?-??
19 Ruts lyrics 12:37 download listen locally - 1998-08-06
20 I Mowed (1) lyrics 6:39 download listen locally - 1998-12-13
21 I Mowed (2) lyrics 11:47 download listen locally - 1998-12-13
22 Hello Hello lyrics 0:02 download listen locally - 1999-01-06
23 Third of Feb lyrics 0:35 download listen locally - 1999-02-03
24 Don't Wanna Care lyrics 0:45 download listen locally - 1999-02-06
25 Stumbled Upon lyrics 0:07 download listen locally - 1999-03-02
26 Mystery Gone lyrics 0:48 download listen locally - 1999-03-02
27 Say It Again lyrics 0:20 download listen locally - 1999-03-10
28 Time Alone lyrics 3:40 download listen locally - 1999-03-22
29 Waste Another Tape lyrics 2:28 download listen locally - 1999-03-??
30 Total Improv - 1:00 download listen locally - 1999-03-??
31 Have Some Tolerance lyrics 0:14 download listen locally - 1999-04-10
32 Spoiled Joke lyrics 0:07 download listen locally - 1999-0?-??
Total 71:01 play all locally album rating:

Notes

It was 1998 (and early 1999). I was in graduate school in Charlottesville, and becoming disillusioned with the usefulness of some of my courses and fellow students. For me, the highlights of that time were my trips with friends and family. I longed to return to the Pacific Northwest.

Meanwhile, Tripecac was grinding to a halt. I was tired of my Yamaha SY55's memory limitations and the hassles of editing on its tiny LCD. So, I borrowed my Dad's guitar again. Fiddling around with it was more convenient, efficient, and fun than dealing with the SY55. These songs are the result.

Songs

Depths of Time

Hello, 1998! This was an intro for a song idea that didn't make it onto Trex. Don't worry, it's not a big loss!

Lyrics to "Depths of Time":

all right
this one is gonna be lost in the depths of time
  

Struggle

This bass riff is indeed a struggle. Fortunately, it's short.

Lyrics to "Struggle":

2 3 4
  

Trying

This starts off very rough, but then settles down into a semi-pleasant rhythm. It's sloppy, and I can't always hear all the words, but it's not bad.

Lyrics to "Trying":

all right
here's a gratuitous, spontaneous solo
by the way, today is the 22nd of february 1998

trying not to hit the high notes
trying just to hit the low stuff

trying not to talk to any people
trying just to talk
to my lone self
to my lone self

trying not to think really hard
yes, trying

trying not to play very hard notes
trying just to ??? my own lone self

trying not to hard ???
to sing the right words

i thought i'd try that ??? really
see?

2 3 4
1 2 ready go

trying too hard
to even sing very well

i only try to be my own lone self

yeah whatever bye
  

I Do the Work

Sometimes it's frustrating being more active than other people. Such as when we have to interact with those other people. Inevitably, the active people end up feeling pressure to do the work of the inactive people. But then we think "why the heck am I bailing this lazy person out?" We end up resenting the other people, and withdraw from them. And since we're more active than most people, we end up withdrawing from most people. We end up hermits. That's the safest route to daily happiness.

Of course, it's also a lonely route, and if our happiness depends on the approval or thanks or entertainment value of other people, then there's a limit to how happy we can be in solitude.

Anyway, the music here is pretty cool. Aggressive, choppy, crisp. I like it!

Lyrics to "I Do the Work":

today is the 20th of march
the travis' ides of march
the t-ides of march
the tides of march
the tides of march
the tides of march

i wash my face
and i wash my hands
and i wash my head
and i wash my feet

so where are the girls?
and where are my friends?
and where is my life?
and where is my wife?

i rejoice
i do my school work
i go to bed on time
i eat lots of vegetables

so where are the girls?
and where are my friends?
and where is my life?
and where is my wife?

i play guitar
and i try to sing
i play these chords
i do everything

i do a web site
and i write stories
and i have friends
and i go to bed
and i eat vegetables
and i wash my face
and i eat my medicine
and i do just about everything
  

From the Heart

Lame, short improv with a semi-funny intro.

Lyrics to "From the Heart":

all right this is another total improv
i have not even guessed what i was gonna play, okay?
but this is from the heart

yeah, from the heart
  

Negative One Chord Blues

I was making fun at my ineptness on guitar. The ironic thing is that I was better back then than now!

Lyrics to "Negative One Chord Blues":

i only know two chords
i only know how to play two chords, two chords

i only know three chords
i said the other day
i only know three chords

now i only know two chords
now i only know one chord

this is called my one chord blues

i woke up the other morning and i said
i said, yesterday i knew one chord
and now i know no chords
so i just tap myself in the head
'cause that's all i can do
and now i know negative one chords

this is called negative --
this is called blues in negative one chords

yes i gotta go to school today
and i'm gonna stay home and i program a lot
and it really, really irritates me
moreso than this note
didn't irritate you
and so i'm irritating
because my life is irritated

this called my frank zappa negative one chord blues

thank you
  

I Go On

From the aggression in the guitar, it sounds like I was mad at something. The lyrics match that feeling.

Lyrics to "I Go On":

march 25th 1998

i don't know
but i go on
i work real hard
i don't play at all
but i go on

i sit in my room
i never have fun
i sit by myself
go for days without seeing on

but i go on

oh man i can't believe i ???
  

Very Few Things

Words of advice that I never heed.

Lyrics to "Very Few Things":

and so i play and i play
and i try to convince myself
that sometime today
i'll play something that is worth having on tape

but the reality is that
very few things are worth having on tape

very few things are worth having on tape
very few things are worth having on tape
very few things are worth having on tape
very

case in point
  

Churn

Rough, low jamming. Not that great. Short, though.

Salmonilling

Salmonilla plus milling equals salmonilling. Okay, pretty weak, I know, but so is the music, so it's a match made in heaven, eh?

Bass Melody

Another simple bass melody, no vocals, no energy, no talent. The music is as boring as the title.

April Fools Song

I recorded this on April Fool's Day, 1998. Does that make it zany and surprising? No! It's boring, like the rest of the gentle bass melodies on this album.

Lyrics to "April Fools Song":

my april fools song

hmm
  

Same Day

This was recorded on the same day as "April Fools Song"; hence the title. Hence the snooze-inducing lack of energy.

Lyrics to "Same Day":

same day
  

Can't Undo the Weather

I don't remember what I meant by this. I think someone was blaming me for bad weather. Or something. Don't know. Don't care.

Lyrics to "Can't Undo the Weather":

I know you think you're clever
but you can't undo the weather

you can't undo the weather
you can't undo the weather
you can't undo the weather
you can't undo the weather

I know you think you're clever
but you can't undo the weather
  

Six Ate

The title is a pun on the "sick satan" lyric from IPECAC's "Kiss the Devil" (on Leaping Leper Limousine).

The music is yet another simple bass pattern.

Beautiful Beautiful Man

A girl who liked me sent my mom a letter saying that I was a "beautiful man". This song was my reaction.

The solos weren't bad. Until the very end. :)

Lyrics to "Beautiful Beautiful Man":

30th of june 1998

do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man
do it and do it again for the beautiful beautiful man

they don't know
they don't know
they don't know
they don't know

they don't know what goes inside my head

ugh
  

Bass Riff

This is the final bass melody. It's longer and just as boring as the others. But hooray, they're finally done!

Arpeggio

Finally I'm playing some high notes on the guitar. Too bad they are so boring.

Ruts

I guess I felt like my life was in a rut. This song's music and my voice sound very rut-like too. It kind pokes fun at the cliche "you always have your roots".

Lyrics to "Ruts":

it's wednesday
i just got back from driving jessica home from colorado
across the country
saturday night i went to a bowling alley with miro down in williamsburg
and then sunday morning i hopped into an airplane to go see jess
and sunday, and monday, and tuesday i drove back to charlottesville
now it's wednesday and here i am

tomorrow i have a meeting with my advisor
and decide what i'm going with gloss
someday this week my ??? should come
this weekend we're gonna go on a bike trip down to southern virginia
it should come

just got finished watching the godfather on tv
actually i rented both of them
they were good
they were cool
but that's all i have to say about that

didn't intend to capture my life in a song today
but this seemed pretty representative of it, oh yeah oh yeah
didn't mean to try to phrase anything elegantly
well at least i failed at something

this is totally symbolic
you can't escape your ruts
or your routines
all you can do
is make them more interesting

you always have your ruts
you always have your ruts
you always have your ruts
yes, you always have your ruts

you always have your ruts
make them good for you
you always have your ruts
make them work for you
you always have your ruts

control your ruts
control your ruts
control your ruts
and then control your ruts

control your ruts

and every once in a while
you'll do something unexpectedly beautiful
everyone will be surprised
  

I Mowed (1)

This is the first take of the album's title track. It's based on a multi-meaning pun. I sort of lost the point, though, and had to record a second version in order to get the pun in there.

Lyrics to "I Mowed (1)":

the circumstances for this recording could not be more bizarre

all right here we go
the 13th of december 1998

um, this is a song that i made up in the car on the way home
it has potential
but my performance of it does not exhibit such potential
i know for a fact

i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm old
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm old
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm old

i have friends
i'm 25
i still have my friends
and i'm still alive

and i have my girls
but they are in pictures
i don't have anyone
on a daily basis

ok
there's one thing i can't do
and that is sing and play at the same time

this one will never make it onto the best of travis tapes

this one will never make it onto any best of anything tapes
unless i do something really brilliant right now
there go my chances

and if i keep this up
i will miss the beginning of my simpsons episode
so i better get some professional air in here
by the way, i'm in the bathroom

well that's about it and
no, it's not it
i haven't even gotten to the basis of the song
i haven't even gotten to the substance
aren't i annyone?
2 3 4

i'm owed by my friends
they make me pay the money
when we go to the movies
or any kinda of restaurant
or when we take a trip to williamsburg
and of course eat mongolian
and promise we'll go to the bookstore
but we never do

i drive the car
but they backseat drive
and i take them places
and they complain constantly
and i do the thinking
and i make the plans
and i do the talking
and i buy the papers

and i take resposibility
and do the programming
and what do they do?
they say "travis, work harder"
they say "travis, take us better places"
they say "travis, pick better movies"
they say "travis, better get a grip on yourself
because you're looking like you're a little bit worn out"

and i make the deals
i meet at 11
i buy the coffee
and i eat yucky lemons

and i eat the pickles
and exercise harder
and i obstain from fat
and i do my homework
as soon as it's assigned
and i do the specs
and i do the perl
and i have to be home
and i have to program
and i do all the boring stuff
and i don't have time
to play games and watch tv
or watch any movies
or drink alcohol

travis in charge
everyone behind him
they can throw stones
from behind the wall i put up

they can walk through the field quickly
and smiling and joking amongst themselves

and i clear the mines
and i lose the legs
and i have the boils
inside my mind

and i can't talk smoothly
no time to be kind
i can't afford having people
eating up any more of my mind

i can't afford even thinking
about the feminine species
or coming up with alternatives
to the common cliches
??? said "women are from venus"
  

I Mowed (2)

Second, longer version of "I Mowed". This one has the puns in it.

Lyrics to "I Mowed (2)":

13 december 1998
this is a dumb song
but the lyrics were witty
it's called "i mowed"

yes i drive the car
and i take them cool places
i take them places
but they backseat drive

i drive the wheels
and i make the deals
and i do the responsible things
and i don't get in trouble but they think i will

they say i will fail all my classes
'cause i skip them every time
i'm stuck programming every day
until pretty late at night

and i work really hard
and i'm thin as a result
and i get my "a"s
and i don't have aids

so my friends look up
not to me but to each other
i am the camel
i carry the ammo

they don't realize
that slave boy travis
has a pair of eyes
and has a little voice somewhere inside him saying:

and i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed
and i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed

my friends owe me money
my friends owe me time
my friends owe me patience
and they owe me respect

yes, it's owed
i have earned it
i work so hard
i'm rarely inspired

to turn out a tune
'cause i'm working on someone else's little project

their own little pastime
where is my happiness?
well, it's here
but nobody sees it

they think i'm sick
they think i'm wasting away
they think i am a twirp
they think i'm a failure

yes, that was a shambles
i know it, i'm cognizant
of the decline in my musical proclivity and productivity
but that is accepted because i have many other hobbies
and i am working on other people's hobbies too
and i have some time, some time, some time
and i will find more time in the new year
in the new year
in 1999
just like i did in 1992 when i became mr. productive
do i sound mr. mean, mr. nasty, mr. silent, mr. hermit?
all those things
all the negativity
all the negativity will run out
it will depart
it will leave my system
it will leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it...

i need to finish my song
and then i can go watch the simpsons
because that is where i belong
in front of the tv
absorbing, absorbing, not creating

or so i tell myself every single
not day but almost every day
convince myself that i can be normal
and i am normal
anyone who claims that they're not normal is just being pretentious
and pretentious is very normal
so i will say i am very normal
but if anyone calls themselves normal, that is also pretentious
but even pretending to be aware of the pretentiousness
is pretentious in iself
so i am pretentious
i am the most pretentious person in the world
i have the worst sense of humor ever pretentious humor pretentious humor

no, i'm not under the influence of any strange medications
or entertainment devices such as neural implants or something like that
which miro covets every day of his life

he wishes he didn't me to provide him entertainment
but the fact is that he needs me now
he needs me for my camera
and my company
'cause i have some inspiration left inside my old, old self
and people they owe me and that is the point of this song
it's a joke
it's called a, um, two words that sound alike
homonyms
this song is called the homonym song
and i need to finish it real quick
because the simpsons will be on

so anyone my friends they like to ride in my car
choose uh
chew up my gas

and i pay for dinner
and i pay for the motels
and i pay for the tickets
and i buy the games
and i buy the books
yes, and i buy the cds
and i rent the movies
and so i am poor
i'm owed by my friends
owed by my friends

and i'm owed my teachers
i give them way too much of my time
and you know why, it's because i'm 25 years old
and my friends are 23
and i'm old
and so here's the song
it's called

i'm owed, i'm owed, i'm owed 'cause i'm old
i'm owed, i'm owed, i'm owed 'cause i'm old
i'm owed, i'm owed, i'm owed 'cause i'm old
i'm owed, i'm owed, i'm owed 'cause i'm old

and so i need to earn some dollars
so i can find my musical habits
and my gaming habits
and my reading habits
and my web page habits
and my nice food habits
and my write stories habits
and my biking habits
and my rollerblading habits
and my skiing habits
and my singing habits
which has a little bit declined
well, everyone's got some priorities

so anyway i needed to make some money quick
so that i could watch my tv habit
and maybe movie habit
et cetera

so i needed money
and i had no brains left
'cause i was all stressed out
and some say burnt out

so i did what came easy
i got out the weedeater
and my parents' lawn mower
and i hit the streets

yes, i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed
i mowed, i mowed, i mowed 'cause i'm owed

and as i was mowin'
without my goggles
'cause i tried to pretend to that i didn't need goggles
'cause in the old days i used to wear goggles when i mowed my parents' lawn
and there were spider webs all over the place
and i didn't want spiders in my eyes or in my face
and i used to dress up in jackets and gloves
and i used to look ridiculous
but i still do now

and i am speeding up
that's true 'cause i want to get this over with
'cause the simpsons are gonna be on soon
so anyway i had this fungus flying up in my face
as i manicured everyone's lawns
and it got in my eyes
and i went to the doctor
because my eyes were itchy and red
and they had this --
you know how you get sleep when you wake up
you have sleep in your eye
but it was all the time
my contact lenses were floating
and the stuff was like this
the whites from the eggs
it was sick
it was condensed and stuck in my eye
and the doctor said it's a type of fungus
so guess what, i have eye mold

eye mold, eye mold, ugh, eye mold 'cause i mowed
eye mold, eye mold

the nice thing about this song
is that i don't even have to sing the lyrics correctly
because i'm dealing with homonyms
but anyways, 'cause i had eye mold 'cause i mowed
eye mold

eye mold, eye mold

so anyways
so i lost my eyes
and had to get fitted for new ones
there were several different types of eyes
they came in these different templates
known as molds
you know where this is going

i got an eye mold, eye mold, eye mold 'cause i had eye mold

all right, even of that crap
  

Hello Hello

These are the first recorded words of 1999.

Lyrics to "Hello Hello":

hello? hello?
  

Third of Feb

This light guitar fingering sounds muffled and messy after the crisp, aggressive recordings of the previous album (I Mowed).

Lyrics to "Third of Feb":

today's the third of february 1999
whatever
  

Don't Wanna Care

I was explaining a dorky pun-based song idea. Always looking for the ultimate pun.

Lyrics to "Don't Wanna Care":

today is the 6th of february 1998
i'm not gonna sing; i'm just gonna say

i don't wanna care for you

it starts off by being i don't wanna c-h-a-r for you
so it's talking about i don't wanna write code for somebody
like for the boss, ok?

the next one is i don't wanna care for you
which is like talking to a girl
saying i don't wanna care for her
i don't wanna care what she thinks and all that stuff

and the other one is i don't wanna care for you
where it's an adult
i don't wanna take of somebody
i don't wanna have to take care of my parents
i want them to be totally active, helping themselves, and all that stuff
because that would be too depressing if i have to care for them

so anyway
you get 3 puns, all spelled the same way
what promise that idea holds, eh?
  

Stumbled Upon

This shows how much of a dork I am. Or was. Was. Yeah, was.

Lyrics to "Stumbled Upon":

2nd of march 1999
tomorrow heroes of might and magic 3 is released
and this is just something i kinda randomly stumbled upon
  

Mystery Gone

Bass notes on guitar plus muffled vocals. So-so.

Lyrics to "Mystery Gone":

where has the mystery gone?
where has the fingering gone?
where has the people gone?
where has the patience gone?
somewhere
green fields
  

Say It Again

This is a short, a cappella version of "Beautiful Beautiful Man".

Lyrics to "Say It Again":

say it and say it again for the beautiful beautiful man
say it and say it again for the beautiful beautiful man
say it and say it again for the beautiful beautiful man
  

Time Alone

This is sloppy but tuneful. It's hard to hear what I was singing. Not that it mattered. It's hard enough to play and sing at the same time. Coming up with witty lyrics is even tougher. I think I was singing about the productive value of hermiting.

Lyrics to "Time Alone":

1 2 ready

maybe if i had time alone
that's what i told myself 3 years ago
maybe if i had time to myself
???

maybe if i spend some time alone
maybe if i spend time alone
maybe if i spend time alone
maybe if i spend time alone

maybe if i stay in my room
maybe if i stay in my room i will bang out a tune
maybe if i stay all alone i'll get something done
maybe if i stay all by myself i'll ???
  

Waste Another Tape

Pretty bad. But the lyrics are right on.

Lyrics to "Waste Another Tape":

this is what being uninspired sounds like
tomorrow i have a midterm
don't feel like talking to miro
been playing heroes 3
just got back from spring break
don't know what i'm gonna do
next year
will i be in academics?
or will i be
travelling?
across the country
with a backpack
being ???
i'm so tired
it's not even 8 yet
been going to bed at 1 and getting up at 8:30
i certainly don't need 6, no 7, 7 1/2 hours of sleep
i don't need 7 1/2 of sleep
if i get that much, normally i feel sick
well, not sick, well, you know what i'm talking about

i waste another tape
i waste another tape
i waste another tape
i waste another tape

a waste of tape, tape, tape
it's a waste of tape, tape, tape
this is a waste of tape, tape, tape
this is a waste of tape
this is a waste of tape
...
  

Total Improv

This is a lame guitar improv, focusing on the bass notes.

Have Some Tolerance

I think people were saying I had no tolerance. I wanted them to give me a break.

Lyrics to "Have Some Tolerance":

have some tolerance for the people with no tolerance
have some tolerance for the people with no tolerance
  

Spoiled Joke

Sober up, dude!

Lyrics to "Spoiled Joke":

that whole joke was spoiled by the fact that
i didn't know where the microphone was