- Title: Where's My Muse
- Artist: Tripecac
- Timespan: 1994-1997
- Theme: hello boredom
- Length: 79:39
- Tracks: 27
- Lyrics: 18
- MP3s: 27 play all locally
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Track List
- SPCA
- Solid Blue
- The Trap
- Another Anchovies Practice
- Where's My Muse?
- Return to Duckville
- Clearing the Cobwebs
- I Don't Do Hills
- A Flat for Effort
- Good Riddance
- Been Too Long
- Been Way Too Long
- Tick
- Roach Attack
- Guitar In Out
- Half an Intro
- First Thing Intro
- First Thing in the Morning
- The SS God Is Love
- Analyzing Friendships to Death
- Zappaccino
- Hoboes on Acid
- Acid on Hoboes
- California Greetings
- Artificial Life
- What Could Have Been
- Here's to the Future
Notes
On 19 April 1997, I finally finished Where's My Muse?, which, at over three years in the making, was my longest [in-progress] musical project by far. To be honest, I think I felt more relief than pride when I put the final song onto tape!
Why did it take three years? Well... I can blame it on moving in with my girlfriend, on getting a TV, a new computer, a CD player, a full-time job... I can even blame inspiration-paralyzing trepidations of "living up" to my previous album, The Hermit (1994), which I considered my creative peak. Whatever the "true" cause(s) of the musical decline, the effect was that as the months and years rolled by, I found myself recording fewer and fewer songs per year.
In the Spring of 1994, fresh from finishing The Hermit, I recorded five decent-to-good songs: ("SPCA", "Solid Blue", "The Trap", "Another Anchovies Practice", "Where's My Muse"). Then came summer break, and a move off-campus to an apartment with a TV. The rest of 1994 was barren: I just recorded two "Sleeping Gas" covers in December (not on this CD). In all of 1995 I only recorded one song ("Return to Duckville"), which made it my least productive year for the last ten!
1996 started off just as weak. By May, I was feeling guilty and frustrated by my lack of musical productivity. I'd been fiddling around with a jazzy piano riff for a few months and decided to turn it into a song for Mother's Day. I added some lyrics and a bridge, and voila: "I Don't Do Hills", my first song in over a year! The immense satisfaction I got from finishing that song inspired me to start practicing more frequently, which I did until June, when I was sent to California on travel...
California was a 6-month tedious/adventurous "open aired cocoon" for me. I was living completely alone for the first time (in a motel), and didn't know anyone. I didn't have a computer (at first), a stereo, or roommates so I was "forced" to go out into the "real world" to find things to do. The amiable Southern California weather certainly helped!
One Saturday afternoon I was exploring a nearby college campus when I noticed a Fine Arts department. It was unlocked. I went inside and found some piano practice rooms.
"Cool!" I said to myself and commenced to bang away gleefully for the next couple hours.
The next weekend, I came back and played some more, and the next, and the next... until I was jogging or rollerblading to the campus three or four times a week. I started bringing notepads, and then a dictaphone, and soon found myself writing, practicing, and recording songs regularly, just like in the "good old days". This musical productivity made me very happy, and I kept it up.
When I came back to Virginia in November, I lost most of my musical momentum, thanks to a new apartment full of roaches and no nearby pianos. The week before Thanksgiving I found time to record "A Flat for Effort", my first guitar-only song in years. December yielded "Been Too Long" and its longer, evil twin "Been Way Too Long".
1997 opened up wimpily. I spent my weekends traveling or filling out grad school applications. But in February, I had some weekends off and managed to record five songs in just one month, a feat I hadn't managed in several years! March was taken over by beach week in Florida, a return trip to California, and girlfriend troubles.
April was pretty dead until the 19th, when I woke up determined to knock out some tunes... Six of them! Five were half-finished instrumentals and the sixth, "Artificial Life" was a hastily assembled just-get-it-over-with affair, but the bottom line was that I was finished! When the tape ran out half way through the backwards-sample "Here's to the Future", a huge smile lit my face.
Recording Notes:
I used a Yamaha SY55 keyboard workstation for most of the music, occasionally adding a Roland TR-505 drum machine or an acoustic guitar. I recorded to a four-track and used a cheap reverb box (perhaps too frequently!). I mastered to cassette using a Pioneer CT-W250 tape deck.
Here's the original tape cover (from 1997):
Here are some scans of the original CD cd (from 2000-12-24):
NOTE: Looks like my scanner's dying. These scan are blurry and the colors look awful. Sorry!
Songs
SPCA
- Where's My Muse track 1
- recorded: 1994-03-21
- length: 3:42
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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People's reaction to The Hermit had been mixed. They said they liked the music, but thought the lyrics were too geeky, dark, and/or introverted. In reaction, I decided to "sell out" and try to make a universally likeable album.
So, while "Millions of Monkeys" kicked off The Hermit with a punk feel, "SPCA" announces my intention to make something more poppy and dancy.
My first stab was this peppy/poppy song about a puppy. I felt I needed to write about something other than myself. And what is more universally likeable than a puppy?
This particular pup is in the SPCA. He's eager for someone to adopt him. He's worried that if no one picks him, he'll get put to sleep and then cremated.
Yeah, it's a little gloomy and "lonely guy"-ish, not helped by the subdued vocals. However, I think my life was actually going great at the time. I don't know why it sounds so glum.
Lyrics to "SPCA":
INTRO: ssss pppp cccc aaaa ssss pppp cccc aaaa VERSE: the fire, the fire, the fire it's burning higher and higher and higher the flame, the flame, the flame they're gonna put me away who will take me over? who will bring me home? they wanna put me under but i don't wanna go CHORUS: who will take me over? who will bring me home? they wanna put me under but i don't wanna go SOLO: ssss pppp cccc aaaa ssss pppp cccc aaaa ssss pppp cccc aaaa ssss pppp cccc aaaa CHORUS: who will take me over? and who will bring me home? they wanna put me under but i don't wanna go no BRIDGE: ssss pppp cccc aaaa ssss pppp cccc aaaa ssss pppp cccc aaaa ssss pppp cccc aaaa VERSE: the door the door the door i wanna live some more CHORUS: who will take me over? and who will bring me home? they wanna put me under but i don't wanna go no so who will take me over? and who will bring me home? who will roll me over? and give this doggie a bone? give this doggie a home
Solid Blue
- Where's My Muse track 2
- recorded: 1994-03-21
- length: 3:50
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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Musically, this was an attempt to sound like New Order and Depeche Mode. Although it's dancy, it's also gentle and sad, miles away from the punk 'tude of The Hermit.
The lyrics are about a break-up. The girl dumps the guy. She tries to comfort him, saying the sky is "solid blue". Blue horizons meant unlimited opportunities and therefore optimism.
The guy is cynical of the girl's attempts at comforting him. He refuses to be cheered up. He turns her "sky is blue" idea into the more pessimistic-sounding "the sky is empty" (which it would be if it were blue).
In case you're wonding, no, the lyrics weren't autobiographical. Everything was groovy for me at the time. I was just trying to write about something other than myself. My heart wasn't really in this song, and it ends up sounding sappy, which is rare for Tripecac.
Lyrics to "Solid Blue":
VERSE: you tell me that you need to go and then my heart runs cold you tell me that you need some time, time to spend on your own CHORUS: "look up", you say, "and you will see the sky is solid blue a cloudless day, a memory our dreams will all come true" VERSE: you tell me not to worry you tell me not to cry you comfort me instinctively but i'm breaking up inside CHORUS: "and now, now" you say "now is the time for goodbye a hug, a kiss, and a parting glance you're gone and i have died" BRIDGE: and i said, "why must you do this? and why must i care? why am i here? and why are you there?" look up, look up, look up, look up look up, look up, look up, look up look up, look up, look up, look up look up, look up, look up, look up "you will be happy" "no, i don't think so" "you will be happy" "no, i don't think so" i will lose everything i will have nothing i will lose everything i will have nothing my glass is empty the sky is empty my life is empty the sky is empty
The Trap
- Where's My Muse track 3
- recorded: 1994-03-21
- other names: What a Ho
- length: 3:47
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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This was my third straight "dance" song. I didn't really like "SPCA" or "Solid Blue", and hoped this one would be the charm. Musically, it's pretty peppy, a definitely improvement. The vocals are also more engaging (though cruder). Lyrically, though, well...
I had started writing a song about an ex-girlfriend from a town named Surry. She used to tell me how peaceful is was where she lived.
After writing a couple verses, I decided to abort the idea. I was dating a different girl at the time, and didn't want to upset things by singing about an ex-girlfriend in a song. I changed the town name (from "Surry" to "Shelley") and then mangled the rest of the song into an exaggerated drama.
The lyrics were turning nasty again, like something you're hear in The Hermit. I think this was because I was disgusted with the cheesy romantic vocals on "Solid Blue".
The "Stop Playing the Blues" excerpt at the end was probably accidental (since I was recording onto the same 4-track tape). I left it in because it gives a clue as to the identity of the ex-girlfriend, since Jon liked her too.
Lyrics to "The Trap":
INTRO: here here was here was a here was a girl here was a girl that here was a girl that i'd here was a girl that i'd just here was a girl that i'd just met VERSE 1: she said "in shelley you can see the stars you can lie on your back in the cool, deep grass and in shelley you're at one with god you can smell the cows and watch the dogs and horses play TRANSITION: it's a serious offer it's not just another penny in your coffer chastity is not my game i promise you're not just another flame" VERSE 2: she said "in shelley you can meet my folks my mom's really sweet and a good cook too my dad likes to keep to himself but you'll soon find out he has a great sense of humor TRANSITION: it's a serious offer it's not just another penny in the coffer chastity, it ain't my game you can take it from me: i want more than a fling" CHORUS: oh how can i say no? oh how can i say no? VERSE 3: she was breathing down my neck all hot n' heavy 'bout committal and for the first time i noticed she was getting big around middle my eyes went wide and i surmised a trap; could this be true? she saw my fear and bit my ear and said "i'll never let go of you! ha ha ha ha" CHORUS: oh but now i gotta go! oh now i gotta go! BRIDGE: run away run away it's a trap a trap run away run away it's a trap a trap gotta get away get away it's a trap a trap gotta get away get away it's a trap a trap CHORUS: oh now i gotta go! oh now i gotta go! VERSE: she said "in shelly you can be my man" and i turned and ran just as fast as i can i didn't stop till i got home and just to be safe i disconnected my phone so much for her serious offer she was terribly upset that i scoffed her and while i'm glad i escaped her she'll probably claim that i raped her CHORUS: oh what a ho oh what a ho oh what a ho oh what a ho stop playing the blues
Another Anchovies Practice
- Where's My Muse track 4
- recorded: 1994-05-13
- length: 4:06
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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For some reason, I didn't think the dance theme was working. So what did I do instead? I recorded a weird piano-based jam, and then threw on some silly lyrics. There's definitely a huge contrast between this and the first three ("dance") songs.
Lyrically and musically, this makes fun of the post-Jon Anchovies practices. I mimicked the remaining bandmates (Allen, Anand, Luke, and myself); great voice work, huh? :)
The practices weren't actually this bad. We didn't get hostile or insulting. Instead, I think the other guys just got bored.
The music was a cheesy attempt at an "epic" medley. I lost interest in finishing or polishing it, and recorded it (along with the mostly improvised vocals) to get it off my keyboard and 4-track.
I've added back the weird climactic ending ("there's conflict in...") which I had omitted from the first CD version.
Lyrics to "Another Anchovies Practice":
INTRO: hello, this is the mas-- hey, can you please turn that down? all right this is the master anchovies we're gonna play for you a song we've been practicing this summer and, umm, it's really, really, really, really, uh, new and someone is screaming out my window so we have to keep it a little quiet anyway, so, okay... let's get out your bass, anand turn that stuff down! all right, um, all right get out your bass and luke, you'll be playing on the drums turn that stuff off! here we go LUKE: travis, i don't know how to, uh, oh shoot i don't know what key it is... g'day, everybody g'day, g'day the master anchovies TRAV: someday i'll look outside and i'll see the little kitty lying on the floor of the chicken coop pecked to death by a thousand angry hens for stealing their babi-- [cough] for stealing their babies CHORUS: and someday we'll be famous guys and someday we'll have gorgeous wives LUKE: sorry, travis, i can't really play today or sing, or count to three; sorry TRAV: okay someday i'll punch luke in the nose for turning up his amp too loud LUKE: what? hey, i didn't turn it up at all! you did! TRAV: shut up! someday i'll punch -- LUKE: no, no no you shut up. travis sucks! TRAV: someday i'll leave this bunch of losers LUKE: i'm gonna go home i'm not kidding CHORUS: someday i'll leave this bunch of losers and someday i'll have a nice computer LUKE: oh man, that's too much i'm going now good bye ALLEN: hey, travis i think luke's leaving you shouldn't fun of him i mean, he can't help being australian and all LUKE: stop it! stop it! ALLEN: travis, you better quit travis, you're kind of being a jerk today i'm gonna have to go home all right, i'll see you later ANAND: maybe we'll have practice next week yeah, good bye i'm leaving good bye TRAV: i think y'all should go home cool it off, and maybe next time we'll have a nice practice this one stinks bye guys hey, don't slam that door! TRAV: hey, mom MOM: yes travis? TRAV: practice was kinda sucky MOM: oh... why? TRAV: i don't know if i'm gonna be playing in the band this summer there's conflict in the anchovies there's conflict in the anchovies what are we going to do? what am i going to do? there's conflict in the anchovies there's conflict in the anchovies what am i going to do? what am i going to do? there's conflict in conflict there's conflict in the anchovies there's conflict in the anchovies what are we going to do? what am i going to do? there's conflict in the anchovies there's conflict in the anchovies allen, anand, travis, and luke allen, anand, travis, and luke there's conflict in the anchovies there's conflict in the anchovies [animal noises, burping] gonna drink some beer and play on the computer this bunch of geeks this bunch of geeks you know i think we're just i think we're just worthless
Where's My Muse?
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 12
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 15
- Where's My Muse track 5
- recorded: 1994-06-14
- length: 4:33
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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By the time I recorded this, my audience had dwindled to my family and girlfriend. Feedback from them was lukewarm. I felt like the new album wasn't living up to its predecessor, The Hermit. "SPCA" was trivial, "Solid Blue" was sappy, "The Trap" was mean, and "Another Anchovies Practice" was an aimless mess.
So I decided to write a song about my musical decline.
The lyrics express my frustration. They're introverted again, like on the The Hermit. The music is peppy, and my vocal energy was high (though a little juvenile). I actually liked it a lot, enough to name the album after it.
Soon after I finished it, however, I moved off campus and got a TV. My musical productivity plummeted even further.
Lyrics to "Where's My Muse?":
VERSE: no fire, uninspired i can't write a poem to save my life head achin', so frustrating my paper's naked, blank just like my mind i'm staring bored at the board, trying to absorb a brainstorm zap, crack, splat, snap, crackle, and pop will this writer's block ever stop? will my songs ever reach the top? will even this one be a flop? CHORUS: where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? VERSE: hot tang, bubble gum gang a dozen cliches from the bad old days when neon ruled, high school was cool, velcro was in, and jordon was slammin' oh, sure, i could spit out a dozen empty phrases or analyze my life's many phases or i could describe a million familiar places or even preach harmony between the races whatever CHORUS: where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? VERSE: no more from the brainstorm i wish i could visit the idea store maybe there i'd find my muse maybe there i'd find my muse maybe there i'd find my muse CHORUS: where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? where's my muse, y'all? where's my muse? [repeats under next lyrics:] where's my muse, y'all? did she slip out the back door? or did she die of starvation? while i was paying attention to that? where's my muse, y'all? did she slip out the back door? did she die of starvation? did i use her up? did i wear her out? did i work her to death? gotta get out of my stuffy room get out of my stuffy life gotta take a walk outside and leave the computer behind gotta get out of my stuffy room get out of my stuffy life gotta take a walk outside and leave the computer behind oh, where's my, where's my, where's my, where's my muse? where's my, where's my, where's my, where's my muse? where's my, where's my, where's my, where's my muse? where where where where... oh what a ho... where's my muse?
Return to Duckville
- Where's My Muse track 6
- recorded: 1995-02-27
- length: 4:17
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- Allen Foster - sampled vocals
- Anand Ajgaonkar - sampled vocals | wrote: lyrics for "Super Studs"
- Beth Ogura - sampled vocals
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It had been several months since my last song ("Where's My Muse"). Thanks to TV and the fact that my keyboard wasn't in a convenient location, I made very little music.
This was the most finished song idea I had at the time. It was a sparse, jazzy dance groove. I happened to record it on the same part of the 4-track tape as the last two songs on The Hermit. Most of the vocals were from "Amateur Night" and the "Interview" from The Hermit. I sang a few chanted a few new lines in response to the excerpts.
I called it "Return to Duckville" because the excerpts have Beth in them; a "theme song" of ours was "Little Ducky". Also, the clav part sounds like quacking in some parts.
I've added back the "Super Studs" excerpts at the end. It sounds horrible, but is consistent with the album's increasingly nostalgic tone.
Lyrics to "Return to Duckville":
TRAV: 1, 2, 3, hit it BETH: oh, why don't you tell us your inspiration for this particular monkey song? TRAV: [new] for this particular monkey song for this particular monkey song for this particular monkey song for this particular monkey song [repeat] BETH: and something plopped in my eye she was? what was your inspiration? TRAV: oh, well, i rarely have inspiration i just kind of wing it BETH: smelly, smelly, why do i like him? TRAV: [new] return to duckville return to duckville return to duckville return to duckville [repeat] BETH: that rotted, that rotted... TRAV: anyway, as i was saying this was at least my 44th album and if you out there if you want any of the other ones, i have them on back order. all you need to do is give me a ring my phone number is, uh... BETH: decompose, decompose pew pew, smelly, pew thank you ANAND: it was a saturday ???: bicycle ANAND: she screamed for help but no one could hear the guy kept running and figured he was in the clear ANAND, and then ALLEN+TRAV: super studs, they call us, heroes of the day (heroes of the day) super studs, they call us, but the robber got away (but the robber got away) (go away!) super studs, they call us, heroes of the day (heroes of the day) super studs, they call us, but the robber got away (but the robber got away) super studs, they call us, and they've never heard us play (and they've never heard us play) super studs, they call us, we made the old lady go away (go away!) ALLEN: they walked back up the mall and returned the purse the lady --
Clearing the Cobwebs
- Where's My Muse track 7
- recorded: 1996-05-12
- length: 0:36
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55
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It had now been over a year since my last song. I was ready to record a "real" song ("I Don't Do Hills") but needed to free up space on my keyboard. This was the most complete song idea I had on there at the time, so I recorded it quickly, as-is. I didn't bother to add vocals to it.
The title is a reference to how long it had been since I had finished a song.
I Don't Do Hills
- Sunday Sampler track 8
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 16
- Where's My Muse track 8
- recorded: 1996-05-12
- length: 3:54
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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I recorded this simple and gentle jazz/rock ditty for my mom on Mother's Day 1996. It's about her reluctance to bike up big hills. She actually used to say, "I don't do hills". The lyrics are repetitive (cyclical - get it?).
The bicycle noises are my spinning a bike tire and pedals. The wind noises are completely fake!
Lyrics to "I Don't Do Hills":
VERSE: i don't do hills i don't do hills i don't do hills i don't do hills come on mom CHORUS: you can, you can you can make it if you try, you try pedal, push, or ask dad for help once you're at the top you'll fly, you'll fly, you'll fly and sigh and smile VERSE: i don't do hills i don't do hills i don't do hills i don't do hills come on mom CHORUS: you can, you can you can make it if you try, you try pedal, push, or ask dad for help once you're at the top you'll fly, you'll fly, you'll fly and sigh and smile BRIDGE: CHORUS: you can, you can you can make it if you try, you try pedal, push, or ask dad for help once you're at the top you'll fly, you'll fly, you'll fly and sigh and smile VERSE: i don't do hills i don't do hills i don't do hills i don't do hills come on mom CHORUS: you can, you can you can make it if you try, you try pedal, push, or ask dad for help once you're at the top you'll fly, you'll fly, you'll fly and sigh and smile you'll fly and sigh and smile BRIDGE: people flying by roads flying by people flying by roads flying by
A Flat for Effort
- Where's My Muse track 9
- recorded: 1996-11-20
- length: 3:09
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, Roland TR-505
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This was my first guitar-only song since I had gotten my SY55. It was two tracks of acoustic guitar which I played along to my drum machine (which is very faint).
I hated this song for years, but kind of like it now; it's mellow and relaxing. Maybe after listening to all those Trex recordings my ears are getting used to Tripecac guitar!
The title is a pun on "A for effort". An "A flat" is a note that's pretty hard to hit on a guitar. At least for me.
What you hear now is much longer than the excerpt included on the first version of the CD. This is the restored original. It's a little more annoying musically, but I think it does a better job of capturing my mellow mood at the time.
Good Riddance
- Where's My Muse track 10
- recorded: 1996-11-20
- length: 0:04
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, talking
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I was making fun of my guitar playing on "A Flat for Effort". The music in the background is "Stop Playing the Blues" (from The hermit), which was a musical pun; I thought my guitar sounded bluesy. Get it?
Lyrics to "Good Riddance":
good riddance
Been Too Long
- Where's My Muse track 11
- recorded: 1996-12-14
- length: 4:05
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This rhythm-heavy jam is actually a lot closer stylistically to recent Tripecac than to the other songs on the album. At the time, I considered it a throwaway, mere filler for the end of side 1 of the tape.
The faint talking at 2:53 is from the same recording that I used on "Acid on Hoboes".
In 2000 I let my musician friend Andy listen to Where's My Muse, which was the only Tripecac album I had on mp3 at that point. This song was his favorite. I don't know why. Maybe he liked the hyper drums?
Lyrics to "Been Too Long":
they disappear when the dead skin goes away ewww
Been Way Too Long
- Where's My Muse track 12
- recorded: 1996-12-14
- length: 13:40
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, acoustic guitar, vocals
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I felt that "Been Too Long" was too mechanical and sterile. I decided to try something "looser" and ended up creating this sound collage my first "epic jam" as Tripecac.
I decided to slow it down (to half-speed) and re-record it. On top of it I improvised reverb-laden keyboard solos.
There are three parts to the song:
Part 1 (0:00 - 2:26) is mostly residue from previous recordings. Tracks 1+2 are musical leftovers from "SPCA" and "Been Too Long", and then some improvised keyboard percussion. Track 3 starts off with talking from the "Interview" at the end of The Hermit, and then turns into guitar. Track 4 is a distant-sounding keyboard solo, recorded live.
Part 2 (2:27 - 13:18) is the main chunk. Tracks 1+2 are "Been Too Long" played at half speed. Track 3 is guitar. Track 4 is the keyboard solo, switching between warbly synth sounds and a crisper EP sound. There's lots of reverb and distortion to give it a "live" feel.
Part 3 (13:19 - end) is short and sweet. It's a musical excerpt from "I Don't Do Hills".
Lyrics to "Been Way Too Long":
FROM "Interview": i started mailing tapes to my cousin kim in about 1986, which was 8 years ago i think in all i mailed her about 30 tapes, so it had hundreds and hundreds of songs on it but anyway, since then i have done a few albums with ipecac now, ipecac was a band i was with from about 1988 to 1989 and there were just two of us: a sax player and myself i think that ipecac did about maybe 8 albums. and then i was in this band called the master anchovies and while we didn't really sit down and record our stuff like in a studio situation, we often recorded our live sessions, and i put them all together so we have at least an album of that so that's, what, 9? and then also i had a somewhat lo-fidelity solo album of my own from about 1989 and it's not very good but i did play some of the music on soundtracks for english projects and stuff so that's 10 since then, all right, i did at least 1, 2, 3 and then this one, so 3 more albums, and this, that's 4, so 14 plus however many i sent to my cousin kim about 30, i said so that's about 44 albums FROM "I Don't Do Hills": people flying by dogs flying by people flying by dogs flying by
Tick
- Where's My Muse track 13
- recorded: 1997-02-01
- other names: The Tick
- length: 3:22
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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I never finished this song, and always considered it a throwaway. Dad liked it, however, and asked me to put it on Dad's Picks.
The vocals were adlibbed, and mostly inaudible.
This fully restored version includes the stupid "oh yeah" vocal and the musical variation at the end. It also ends with "i hate bugs", which seques nicely into the next song ("Roach Attack").
Lyrics to "Tick":
INTRO: ha ha this one doesn't have a title or anything VERSE: grow and grow and grow and grow [inaudible] 'cause i'm a tick and i'll take every drop you've got oh yeah oh [inaudible] ha ha ha shoot, it's another ??? i hate those things ??? everything yuck, i hate bugs
Roach Attack
- Where's My Muse track 14
- recorded: 1997-02-01
- length: 2:27
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, acoustic guitar
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My apartment (in Alexandria, VA) had tons of roaches! They were a big a source of stress for me. This short instrumental was my "ode" to them. Ugh...
I don't know what a swinging synth groove has to do with roaches. This is probably one of the worst titles I've picked!
Thing starts off soothing. You can picture me in my apartment, relaxing. Ahhh...
Then a martial theme comes in at 0:42. It's supposed to represent the roach army. Here they come!
The battle starts at 1:20. Chaos ensues. Body parts and bad notes fly all over the place. It isn't pretty.
Finally, things quiet back down. But the initial, comfortable groove is lost. The mood is still broken, still twitchy. A jarring guitar thrashing in the background hints at more bad things to come.
It finally ends with some "psycho" music.
This is a much longer version than the one on the 2000 CD. There's more bad notes, but more good notes too! Lots more notes! And more is better, right?
Well, at least we get to hear the story more completely. Before, the song just had the relaxing beginning part; now it has the comfrontational bits too.
Guitar In Out
- Where's My Muse track 15
- recorded: 1997-02-23 (guess)
- length: 0:05
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar
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Half an Intro
- Where's My Muse track 16
- recorded: 1997-02-23
- length: 0:54
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55
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This is a short instrumental snippet that doesn't really go anywhere. It may have been planned as an intro for something. However, it's awfully busy for an intro. So I guess it was just an aborted song idea.
First Thing Intro
- Where's My Muse track 17
- recorded: 1997-02-23
- length: 0:14
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55
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This is a short excerpt of some of the music for "First Thing in the Morning". I think I recorded it as a test, and then forgot to erase it from the tape. So it serves as a kind of intro (or reprise).
First Thing in the Morning
- Where's My Muse track 18
- recorded: 1997-02-23
- length: 6:08
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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I wrote and recorded the first version of this on piano in California on 1996-11-03. When I got back to Alexandria, I recorded it with my Yamaha SY55.
The lyrics are a more pessimistic and whiny sequel to "I Don't Wanna" (1993). However, instead of complaining about having to work (which I didn't mind), I'm complaining about having to deal with boring people.
The talking during the bridge is from an "audio tour" I made of an apartment I was house-sitting in Alexandria before I went to California. The full version is captured in "Alexandria Chat" (on Trex's NoVaSoCa).
Lyrics to "First Thing in the Morning":
INTRO: hello? VERSE: i get up early, brush my teeth and take a shower put on my clothes and have a bite to eat wave to my mirror and i try to feel empowered as i pull my fancy shoes onto my feet walk to my car and i turn on the radio but they are hyper, mentally diapered they don't say anything i don't already know but they're making money quote being funny unquote CHORUS: first thing in the morning i hate them, i hate them VERSE: drive to the bus stop and i take my place in line i check my watch about 200 times i don't know anyone so i just read my book sit by myself because i don't really mind i finally get to work and i'm the only person there that's the way i like it; colleagues annoy me they don't say anything i don't already know all they care about is work and money oh CHORUS: i go to work and put my hours in and i hate it, i hate they're inanities get boring i hate them, i hate them oh yeah! VERSE: i get home early, lay around and watch tv i call my friends and talk about old times i keep on wondering what has happened to me because i planned to be productive in my prime now all i seem to care about is prime time nbc my keyboard and my brain are collecting dust i don't do anything i don't already do no one to force me to try something new CHORUS: last thing in the evening i hate me, i hate me regret the way i used the day i'm wasting, i'm wasting away BRIDGE: hello, how was it? i've never been inside of a closed refrigerator before was it nice? here's the sound of the air conditioner [whoosh] it's kinda cold in here, which is what i like it there's free utilities, so i can turn up the a/c as loud as i want or as high as i want it does get loud though okay i'm gonna gonna flush the toilet... here's the toilet flushing [flush] okay wanna hear the sink? there's little bits of gum all over the sink because often i fall asleep with gum in my mouth um, and then when i get up in the morning i brush my teeth and all the little gum bits go all over the place and, of course, whenever i brush my teeth, um, i'm very sloppy because i'm an aggressive brusher they don't call me "travis mister aggressive brusher" (ab) for nothing how about that? [inaudible] i don't think that's gonna work all right, let me try to find something else in here here's another air conditioning unit air conditioner, with some hangers, and a hat um, see, i'm supposed to... actually, you know monday i leave to go back to california VERSE: i worry that i'm already metamorphing into something someone as boring as them i'll be just a number with no creativity flattened up for slaugher like a hen but some of that fat i know was served by my own hand i'm not treating myself much better than them i don't say anything you haven't heard before my muse is gone, my muse is dead CHORUS: first thing in the morning i hate it, i hate it last thing in evening i hate it, i hate it
The SS God Is Love
- Sunday Sampler track 9
- Where's My Muse track 19
- recorded: 1997-02-28
- length: 2:55
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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My family took a vacation to Vieques (near Puerto Rico) in December 1996. On a deserted beach we found an old, abandoned boat, half submerged in the sand and with "God Is Love" written on the hull. Dad and I decided to see if we could get it to float. With Jess's help, we spent about an hour scooping sand out of it and pushing it towards the water. I took pictures while Dad and Jess pushed it the last few inches into the water and got inside it. It sank almost immediately. I used a picture of the boat for the cover to Sunday Sampler.
This song tells the story. The music was specifically design to be "family-oriented", so it's catchy and simple. The vocals are gentle.
Lyrics to "The SS God Is Love":
VERSE 1: let's get it right let's look it over let's do it right let's tip it over you get some poles we'll make a lever i'll find a scoop say, aren't we clever? okay, now rock it and push it harder each time i'll prop it a little bit higher CHORUS: the ss god is love VERSE 2: oh hi there, jessica "hi" you wanna help us? "okay" we need to scoop this out "hmmm" so dad can lift it "oh" now help us slide it "all right" down to the water "oh neat" across the ramp "i'll help" a little farther "okay" we're almost there here comes the tide it's finally moving so hop inside! CHORUS: the ss god is love VERSE 3: you're setting sail across the sea but now the surf's up to your knees i'll get the camera hold up a number i think the boat is going under you gotta bail you gotta row you gotta keep up with the flow so hold on tight and plug the holes i think we're sinking we're losing the boat the ss god is love oh it has floundered in three feet of water CHORUS: the ss god is love the ss god is love the ss god is love the ss god is love
Analyzing Friendships to Death
- Where's My Muse track 20
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- length: 2:43
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, acoustic guitar, vocals
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This is really boring! I was reading an essay I had written in California.
You can also hear bits of "First Thing in the Morning". Don't ask me why. Not much quality control on this song.
There's also a quote from "Anchovy Rock". And some acoustic guitar. A little bit of everything.
Lyrics to "Analyzing Friendships to Death":
LEFT: [rooster] you have been hurt before first thing in the morning i hate it, i hate it RIGHT: keep in mind: while you will meet a finite number of people through your life, you will have the opportunity to acquaint yourself with an even finiter number since your days are limited, your hours are limited, your each second is limited, you undoubtably and necessarily undertake acquaintance management that is, you must budget the time you spend with certain people imagine, for example, you are seated at a bus stop there are a handful of people present knowing that the next bus isn't due for another 20 minutes, and feeling talkative, you decide to start up a conversation with one of the people, none of whom you know so which one shall it be? the serious-faced but apparently successful businessman in his expensive designer suit? the attractive young lady scowling at you? the 12-year old oriental boy holding a soccer ball? the fact is, you must decide whom to talk to, whom to invest your time in and this happens w/ friend-management as well it is up to you to decide who to visit this evening it is up to you to decide which of your friendships you want to (try to) strengthen so, every day we make these decisions when the attractive young lady scowls at you, she might be doing it unintentionally, but then again, she might be signalling you not to pursue a conversation with her you do the same now, think hard: whom do you want to invest your time in? of course, the question that you are probably more interested in is: who wants to invest time in you? optimally, those 2 questions will have the same answer(s) [...] hello mouth and hits you in the face hey wake you you getting bored?
Zappaccino
- Where's My Muse track 21
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- length: 0:27
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55
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This sounds like Frank Zappa after too many coffees. Not much structure. Not much value, actually.
Hoboes on Acid
- Where's My Muse track 22
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- length: 1:46
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, talking
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This was originally called "(H)oboes on Acid" because it has an instrument that sounds kinda like an oboe. The talking is a reading of an essay I wrote in 1995.
It's a little distorted in bits. There's also a burst of background music which sounds like IPECAC.
Lyrics to "Hoboes on Acid":
good riddance is anyone happy? is anyone happy most of the time? i just wonder what i've become will anyone put in solitaire become depressed? is that the "cause" of my unhappiness - the solitude? i wrote these lines slowly, lingeringly but even now as i reread them they are flat sometimes i think that i am only truly happy when i am in the presence of a woman the times i spend w/ guys be nice and rowdy (most often mentally) but it is not nourishing i always get tired of them and wish they'd go but the catch is that i don't think girls value my company any more than i value other guys' is it a truism that comfort can only come from women? i'm not talking about sex i'm talking about attention simple "being there" companionship someone to tell me i'm alive and important [it cannot be just an "airheaded" or unattractive girl, either it has to be someone that i feel is important these drugs] have put me so far behind in the areas of life that really matter health family happiness well what isn't a drug? what can i do to get people to like me what can i do to get lots of money two concerns ??? she's got what i want: a bunch of admiring comforting friends i have what she wants: money ??? i want to no longer worry about finding friends she wants to no longer worry about finding money but then what will we worry about can we ever find what we lack tomorrow did the beautiful maternal in high school ever worry about this stuff ??? most coveted boys ??? is my life goal ever ??? or is this a result of my ??? ??? ??? have to turn off the tv ???
Acid on Hoboes
- Where's My Muse track 23
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- other names: What Would Have Been
- length: 1:20
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, talking
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Funny title, but dull song. I was still reading the same letter or journal entry from "Hoboes on Acid". The last part is about a bad sunburn.
Lyrics to "Acid on Hoboes":
[reading a letter] ??? the blisters are still there but they disappear when the dead skin goes away the swelling is almost all gone now i can move my arm again and i can sleep without taking more aspirin my world was shattered because of a massive quake on two --
California Greetings
- Where's My Muse track 24
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- length: 1:11
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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The lyrics are from a letter I wrote to an ex-girlfriend while I was in California in 1996. They are "interlaced"; the left and right voices take turns reading sentences from different bits of the letter. I never sent the letter.
The mellow background music is intended to be "wistful".
There's a longer version of this song on South or Southeast. I had to stick with a shorter version on the Where's My Muse CD due to time constraints. I don't think any of the other songs on Where's My Muse are shorter; just this one.
Lyrics to "California Greetings":
LEFT: and that reminds me all the more strongly of how much time has passed since 1991 RIGHT: 14th of june, 1996 LEFT: life in general has changed by bits and leaps RIGHT: a letter than was never sent LEFT: i'm the same person, really, but... RIGHT: i don't know why, but i had an overwhelming urge to write to you tonight LEFT: but my "self" has been tested and shown back at me RIGHT: here it is, 1:30am and i was all curled up for bed tonight LEFT: the dice have been rolled more of my life is set in stone now RIGHT: and then suddenly I felt an intense desire to write to you LEFT: i've made a lot of decisions that i never expected to be making RIGHT: odd, isn't it? LEFT: well, yeah RIGHT: odd, isn't it? LEFT: now that i think of it RIGHT: well, perhaps not for one thing, i am where i never really pictured i would be LEFT: enough of the abstract for the moment - my brain is aching RIGHT: i'm in california and this is my first time here, my first time travelling free LEFT: was yours where you wrote to me from san francisco? RIGHT: i recalled your trip to san francisco over christmas break, 1991
Artificial Life
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 13
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 17
- Where's My Muse track 25
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- length: 4:35
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is driving and insightful. It's the last big song on the album, and exudes both humor and power. I love the lyrics!
Lyrics to "Artificial Life":
CHORUS 1: see what you think about artifical life say what you think about artifical life VERSE 1: comfy in my cubby hole nine at work and six at home two on the bus, i'm driving, zooming always thinking, working, moving clickety clack my fingers go day after day, row after row sun like a rocket through the sky one less day until i die CHORUS 2: who needs friends when i've got my art? i write and play all the parts see what you think about artifical life who needs love when you've got a brain? if you go to bed happy, it's all the same say what you think about artifical life hit it, trav CHORUS 3: see what you think about artifical life say what you think about artifical life BRIDGE VERSE 4: and then i open my eyes and see the world 'round me and i smell the fresh air i feel the sun on my skin so i take out my bike and i go for a ride and i smell the fresh air and i see the world 'round me and that first day is great 'cause i feel so alive i think i'm starting to like being outside and the second day's better 'cause i know where to go i head straight for the park and i sit and i watch... life flow BRIDGE CHORUS: i could get used to it i could get used to it being outside i could get used to it i could get used to it being outside BRIDGE VERSE 5: but it seems kind of quiet and my fingers are restless so the third day i bring a magazine but that's not enough so on the fourth day i bring a book and my camera and on the fifth i bring my laptop BRIDGE CHORUS: i could get used to it i could get used to it being outside i could get used to it i could get used to it being outside BRIDGE VERSE 6: the sixth day it rains and i have to stay home so i call up some friends i don't want to be alone but nobody's there and it's still raining outside so i turn on the tv but i quickly get bored so i turn on my computer pull out my book and my tapes and i try to document the last five days but my mind starts to wander and i remember my games so i immerse myself for another hundred days! BRIDGE CHORUS: i couldn't get used to it i couldn't get used to it being outside i couldn't get used to it i couldn't get used to it being outside i couldn't get used to it could not get used to it being outside could not get used to it could not get used to it being outside could not get used to it VERSE: let's do it! CHORUS: see what you think about artifical life say what you think about artifical life see what you think about artifical life say what you think about artifical life
What Could Have Been
- Where's My Muse track 26
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- other names: Dump
- length: 0:55
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This has a brain-dead drum part, and semi-funky bass, clav, and EP parts. It was so unsubtle that I gave up on it. I recorded it to tape to get it off the keyboard.
I think its name refers to lost potential. Kinda appropriate.
Here's to the Future
- Where's My Muse track 27
- recorded: 1997-04-19
- length: 0:54
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55
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This is a backwards version of something; I'm not sure what. The title is ironic, since the music is looking back rather than forward.