- Title: Songs to Sleep By
- Artist: Tripecac
- Timespan: 1988-1993
- Theme: best of ipecac, anchovies, tripecac
- Length: 91:28
- Tracks: 35
- Lyrics: 33
- MP3s: 35 play all locally
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Track List
- Trek (comments)
- Better Drumsticks (comments)
- Apostrophe Song (comments)
- Five Through Night (comments)
- Tunes from the Bottle (comments)
- Downpour (comments)
- Party Chatter Excerpt
- Anchovy Rock (sped up)
- Fish Time (comments)
- Christmas in Cancun (comments)
- How Ya Is'n Intro
- How Ya Is'n (2)
- All My Love Intro (1993)
- All My Love
- Dairy Poops Intro
- The Dairy Poops
- Painted Friend
- IPECAC is Dead Intro
- IPECAC is Dead
- The Flop
- BITLOTA Intro
- Eaten by Mimi
- The LoveFish
- Narration
- Anand's Journey
- Allen and Luke
- Travis and Jon
- Testing the Cup
- Almost There
- The Battle
- Gonna Die Today
- Going Home
- Die Today Reprise
- STSB1 Outro
- Christmas in Cancun 2
Notes
This was my first "greatest hits" collection since Best Of IPECAC (1988) and Best Of IPECAC 2 (1989). This set includes songs from IPECAC, The Master Anchovies, and of course Tripecac (my solo stuff).
This tape also contained the entire Band in the Land of the Anchovies mini-album from College Collage (1993). I had completed BITLOTA right before I compiled Songs to Sleep By, and was very excited about those songs.
By the time I remade Songs to Sleep By in 1997, I had recorded two more tapes of songs, many of which I regarded as superior to anything on Band in the Land of the Anchovies; none of the BITLOTA songs made it onto the new version of Songs to Sleep By.
The sound quality is pretty lousy, since these are recordings of recordings. I sped up some of the Master Anchovies songs, perhaps to make us sound more professional!
It's funny how many of my commentaries start with the words "all right". Must've been my words of the day or something.
This is the original ASCII tape sleeve for the 1993 version of Songs to Sleep By:
+--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | This was recorded with DOLBY NOISE REDUCTION set to ON. | | | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "Songs to Sleep By" | | A Brief Glimpse Into the World of Travis, IPECAC and the Anchovies | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Z Z | | Songs Z | | . . . . Z . . | | To . . . . | | ._ --- .. . . . | | Sleep . . . . | | . . . . _________________| | By . . . | __ | = - - -| | . . . .. . . . .. . '. . . . . | / / | ----- | | . . . . | | | | | o o || | . . .. | /__/ | |_ _ _|| | . .. . . . . . . . . |________|________| | . . . . . . . | | |. . . ... . . . . . . | c 1993 | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | INTRODUCTION | | "In June, 1988 the group 'Apostrophe' was formed." This was | | the genesis of Travis Emmitt's musical "career," if you'd call it | | that. Truth is, though five years have passed since the fateful | See Note 1 | formation of Apostrophe (later renamed IPECAC), Travis has yet | | to sell any albums, perform professionally, or even get a song | See Note 2 | played on the radio. So hesitate before you call it a "career," | | but don't go so far as to think his songs aren't worth listening | | to just because they haven't gotten much publicity. | | Now, sit back and relax to the songs you are about to hear. | | Don't relax too much or you'll fall asleep. That wouldn't be too | | good the first time around - you'll never know what you've dived | | into. Save the snoozing for a rainy night when you're sick of | | the whining strains of Enya and you want a real man's nap. | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | PHASE I: IPECAC 1988-90 | | IPECAC, originally known as Apostrophe, was a two-person | | rock/jazz/funk/rap/reggae band consisting of Travis Emmitt and Jon | | Friesen. Both musicians played a wide variety of instruments, | | but the "normal" configuration was Jon on the saxophone and Trav | | on keyboard, lyrics and mellophone. IPECAC wrote and recorded a | | total of ten albums over a span of about eight months in late | | 1988 and early 1989. Here is a handful of their better songs. | See Note 3 | | | "Trek" and "Better Drumsticks" from GOURMET | | "Apostrophe Song" from BEST OF IPECAC | | "Five Through Night" from LEAPING LEPER LIMOUSINE | | "Tunes From the Bottle" from FAKE REVERB II | | "Downpour" from LIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | PHASE II: Master Anchovies 1989 | See Note 4 | IPECAC didn't last forever (thankfully, you might say). But | | that did not mean they stopped playing together. Instead, Jon and | | Trav and a few friends started a new band, which they decided to | | call The Master Anchovies. They still played originals, and even | | some IPECAC songs, but now found themselves with five musicians | | at their disposal rather than two; they had a drummer, two sax- | | players, two keyboardists and plenty of mikes. So in a few short | | months the Master Anchovies had built themselves a five or six | | song repertoire which they occasinally performed for friends, | | family and even a couple parties. Here are some examples: | | | | "Anchovy Rock," "Fish Time," "Christmas In Cancun," | | and "How Ya Is'n?" from various live Anchovy Recordings | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | PHASE III: Travis 1990-1993 | | Eventually, Jon got tired of playing with the Master Anchovies. | | He left them for a spot in a REAL band, which actually played gigs | | at bars and weddings and theatrical productions. The rest of | | the Anchovies were left hanging. With their main sax player gone, | | the band lost the will to continue. A year later they headed off | | to college. That heralded the end of the Master Anchovies. But | See Note 5 | Travis still had the urge to write songs, so he bought himself a | | keyboard-workstation and turned his creative juices loose. | | | | "All My Love" from 1990 ARCHIVES | See Note 6 | "The Dairy Poops" from 1992 COLLEGE COLLECTION | | "Painted Friend" and "The Flop" from 1993 COLLEGE COLLAGE | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | THE BAND IN THE LAND OF THE ANCHOVIES | | This is Travis Emmitt's newest creation. Its ten songs are | | based on the screenplay The Band in the Land of the Anchovies, | | which was written by Travis in the summer of 1990 on a boring | See Note 7 | vacation in Paris. | | | | "Eaten By Mimi," "LoveFish," "Anand's Journey," | | "Allen and Luke," "Travis and Jon," "Testing the Cup," | | "Almost There," "The Battle," "Gonna Die Today, "Goin' Home" | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | All songs were written, performed, recorded, | | mixed and mastered by Travis Emmitt, | | IPECAC or The Master Anchovies | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+
Notes
- As of 2004, it's been 16 years since IPECAC started... Wow!
- During college I played a couple of my songs on the radio (ahhhh, the power of being a DJ...) and even sold a few copies of Songs to Sleep By to friends. However, since I've never supported myself off my music, I don't think I can regard myself as "professional"... Yet...
- The date range does not account for Live At Carnegie Hall, which was recorded in January 1990. This could either be because I forgot about Live at Carnegie Hall or because I regarded it as an EP rather than an album because it only had four songs. Nowadays, I regard Live at Carnegie as a mini-album, since the song are so long...
- Actually, I think The Master Anchovies recorded in January 1990 as well, but I'm not sure.
- During summers and winters home from college, I managed to cajole the Anchovies (minus Jon) into reunion practices. Never knowing which practice would be our last, I recorded everything we played, and the results are the Dead Anchovies Sessions, which comprise half of the entire Anchovies catalog. I included four Dead Anchovies songs on the 1997 version of Songs to Sleep By.
- The Archives album included songs from January 1991 as well.
- I don't know why I said the trip to Paris was "boring". That "vacation" turned out to be a very memorable summer, both for sightseeing and in terms of creative productivity. In addition to Band in the Land of the Anchovies I wrote three huge (100+ page) stories and the lyrics for a few songs.
Participants
Name | Performed | Wrote |
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Travis Emmitt | keyboards, percussion, mellophone, Roland TR-505, vocals, comments | all music and lyrics except where noted |
Songs
Trek (comments) [IPECAC]
- artist: IPECAC
- started: 1988-06-??
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 1:26
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310, cornet, shrieks, comments | wrote: music
- Jon Friesen - sax, percussion
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This was "Trek (2)" (from Gourmet) with my commentary over it. I was introducing the first Songs to Sleep By album.
Lyrics to "Trek (comments)":
[music starts] COMMENTS: hello this is "songs to sleep by" i'm travis emmitt and i'll be narrating this album what we're listening to now is entitled "trek" and it was the very first ipecac song it was recorded in 1988 and at the time i thought it was a masterpiece great stuff, huh? anyway, we're gonna move on and we're gonna to listen to a pretty groovy song entitled "better drumsticks" which i didn't actually write my friend jon wrote and, uh, it was one of the more upbeat songs on our first album by ipecac and the first album was entitled "gourmet" so here it is: "better drumsticks"
Better Drumsticks (comments) [IPECAC]
- artist: IPECAC
- started: 1988-06-??
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 2:06
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310, vocals, percussion, comments | wrote: lyrics
- Jon Friesen - sax, vocals, percussion | wrote: music
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This was "Better Drumsticks" (from Gourmet) plus some comments at the end introducing the next song.
Lyrics to "Better Drumsticks (comments)":
VERSE 1: you want chivalry you lose women's rights you want faster days you get slower nights you want stonger arms you get longer fights you want more attention you get brighter lights you want smaller taxes we have larger debts you want fewer missiles they make stronger threats you want easy lives you'll have more regrets you want impossible dreams well, that's what you get CHORUS: if you want a quick drug you'll get a life-long low if you want a quick drug you'll get a life-long low it's so true you want chivalry [repeat bits of the above] COMMENTS: all right here's another ipecac song entitled "the apostrophe song" which we recorded a couple months after "better drumsticks"
Apostrophe Song (comments) [IPECAC]
- artist: IPECAC
- started: 1988-09-10
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 1:36
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310, vocals, comments | wrote: lyrics
- Jon Friesen - sax, vocals | wrote: music
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This was a shortened version of "Apostrophe Song (2)" (from Best of IPECAC) plus some comments at the very end.
Lyrics to "Apostrophe Song (comments)":
INTRO: in june 1988 the group Apostrophe was formed VERSE: hear us ring, see us swing all of us dancing the bong-a-long hear us sing, see our zing 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we be king hey don't ding the pots please don't dent the bowls try to spare the box look at the holes CHORUS: 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we be king 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we can sing 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we can rhyme 'postrophe crushin' all of the time VERSE: crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' and bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' etc. crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' COMMENTS: all right that was "apostrophe"
Five Through Night (comments) [IPECAC]
- artist: IPECAC
- started: 1988-11-15
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 1:21
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310 (drums), piano, comments | wrote: music
- Jon Friesen - sax
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This was a short version of "Five Through Night" (from Leaping Leper Limousine) plus a lot of commentary.
Lyrics to "Five Through Night (comments)":
COMMENTS: eventually we got into the piano and sax sound, the more natural sounding combination here's a little song called "five through night" it was recorded in late '88 during this time period we were more given into the instrumentals than the songs with lyrics that's probably because i can't sing neither can jon; he's always been microphone-shy except for his sax playing all right now you'll see the drastic improvement in our sound and here's something from 1989 and it is called "tunes from the bottle"
Tunes from the Bottle (comments) [IPECAC]
- artist: IPECAC
- started: 1989-02-1?
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 2:10
- Travis Emmitt - Casio HT-6000, mellophone, vocals, comments | wrote: music, lyrics
- Jon Friesen - sax
- Art Wheeler | wrote: music
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This was a slightly truncated version of "Tunes from the Bottle" (from Fake Reverb 2) plus some comments at the beginning and end.
Lyrics to "Tunes from the Bottle (comments)":
COMMENTS: well, maybe not that drastic VERSE: i was walking home late one evening stumbled on a dead man lying in the gutter his face was gaunt; he had died of hunger stuck in his hand was an empty bottle CHORUS: there was a man, a man and his bottle they shared their emptiness, shared their sorrows now I see that dead man's bottle songs of sorrow, tunes from the bottle VERSE: it tells the story of a middle-class man who had potential but no ambition he quit his job and picked up gambling, found success in acquisition CHORUS: there was a man, a man and his bottle they shared their secrets, shared their sorrows now I hold that dead man's bottle i hear songs or sorrow, the tunes from the bottle VERSE: on New Year's Eve he got so wasted, bet all he owned on twenty-one would have been rich if his luck persisted but he pushed too far - the dealer won VERSE: eventually, he turned to drinking drink to escape, Drink to forget the rest of his life he slept with his bottle he died in his sleep, choked with regret CHORUS: there was a man, a man and his bottle they shared their dreams, shared their sorrows all he had was his empty bottle all I have is this empty bottle COMMENT: all right you hear that horn? that's a mellophone that was my wind instrument that i used to play ok
Downpour (comments) [IPECAC]
- artist: IPECAC
- started: 1990-01-??
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 4:34
- Travis Emmitt - Casio HT-6000, comments
- Jon Friesen - sax, talking
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This was a truncated version of "Downpour" (from Live at Carnegie Hall) plus some comments at the beginning and end.
Lyrics to "Downpour (comments)":
COMMENTS: now we're getting into later 1989 on towards the end of the ipecac combination and we have a song entitled "downpour" off of their quote "live at carnegie hall" album all right, here we go, "downpour" i'm not gonna play the whole thing because it's like 6 minutes long 6 minutes long uh, this is one of the last songs ever done by ipecac ANNOUNCER: carnegie hall is proud to have: ipecac COMMENTS: all right that was "downpour" by ipecac once of the very, very, very last songs they ever did um, what i'm gonna play next for you is the master anchovies and that's a band that jon and i left ipecac to form and we played, i think 2 gigs at a parties and i'll start off with one of the, uh, one of the songs at a party okay? this is the master anchovies and, uh, i forget the name of the song but we'll find out in a second once i begin to play it
Party Chatter Excerpt [Anchovies]
- artist: Anchovies
- started: 1989-12-21
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 0:51
- Travis Emmitt - talking
- Luke Marshall - talking
- Audience - talking
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This is a sped-up excerpt from the opening "Chatter (1)" on The Party. There's no extra comments. It's here for ambience only.
Lyrics to "Party Chatter Excerpt":
LUKE: trav, are we gonna.. TRAV: ok, everybody [chatter] TRAV: allen, you ready? listennn... ???: are we ready? ???: go
Anchovy Rock (sped up) [Anchovies]
- artist: Anchovies
- started: 1989-12-21
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 2:52
- Anand or Allen - drums
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha PSS-470 | wrote: music
- Jon Friesen - alto sax
- Luke Marshall - Yamaha DX21
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This was a sped-up version of "Anchovy Rock (2)" (from The Party). There's no extra comments, but it's interesting to hear how the energy level is increased thanks to the sped-up effect.
Fish Time (comments) [Anchovies]
- artist: Anchovies
- started: 1989-??-??
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 3:27
- Anand or Allen - drums
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha PSS-470, mellophone, clapping, comments | wrote: music
- Jon Friesen - alto sax | wrote: music
- Luke Marshall - Yamaha DX21
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This was a sped-up and shortened version of "Fish Time (2)" (from Master Practice 2) plus comments in the beginning, middle, and end.
Lyrics to "Fish Time (comments)":
COMMENTS: all right that was "anchovy rock", taken directly from one of our two parties our gigs that we actually played at the next song is called "fish time" it's another master anchovies tune and i hope you enjoy it [music starts] um, as you can tell, we didn't have sound man we'd just start playing and hoping the mix works out sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't [music ends] all right, that was "fish time"
Christmas in Cancun (comments) [Anchovies]
- artist: Anchovies
- started: 1989-??-??
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 3:42
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This was a sped-up, shortened version of "Christmas in Cancun (2)" (from Master Practice 2) plus some comments at the beginning.
Lyrics to "Christmas in Cancun (comments)":
COMMENTS: all right this is song entitled "christmas in cancun" um, it was the band's favorite song that we played and so i have to play it for you too [music starts] all right, that was "christmas in cancun"
How Ya Is'n Intro [Anchovies]
- artist: Anchovies
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 0:59
- Travis Emmitt - comments
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More chatter, this time before the final Master Anchovies song on Songs to Sleep By. I decided not to record on top of any more songs because their sound quality was getting better. Lots of "uh"s. I was probably multi-tasking.
Lyrics to "How Ya Is'n Intro":
COMMENTS: ok well you can see how far we'd come since those early days with "trek" and "better drumsticks" anyways, um, the sound quality's gonna improve from here on out i'm gonna play the last anchovies song, entitled "how ya is'n" it's one of the very few anchovies songs where we actually have vocals um, and it's about, it's just a silly little rap anyway, um, ok, here we go i'm, i'm, from now on you're not gonna have the convenient little blend you know, one song blending into talking, blending into another because, uh, i can, i can i can afford to do that with the older stuff because the old stuff's sound quality was pretty rotten to begin with um, but as the sound quality increases uh, i hestitate to, uh, to, uh, to sacrifice it, uh, just for the sake of convenient little blends like that so i'm gonna be recording everything now directly so, uh, anyway, this is, this is "how ya is'n" and, uh, uh it's by the master anchovies i'll stop talking
How Ya Is'n (2) [Anchovies]
- artist: Anchovies
- recorded: 1990-03-??
- length: 3:42
- Anand or Allen - drums
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha PSS-470, vocals | wrote: music, lyrics
- Jon Friesen - alto sax | wrote: lyrics
- Luke Marshall - Yamaha DX21
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The chorus is more established compared to the one at The Party. For some reason Jon didn't sing his two little parts. The solos are nice, though.
My vocals are light, not too worn out. I extended "his" a long time but didn't shriek it. Not a bad way to end our first [recorded] practice of 1990.
Lyrics to "How Ya Is'n (2)":
INTRO: and it goes a little something like this hit it! VERSE 1: cruisin' down the street i got to the place where the weirdos hang out and i got my mace ready for an incident 'cause you never know what a blind quadroplegic morphodite might show you i kept my distance from the darkest alley where the schitzofrentic ninjas were having a rally i heard a noise and i spun around but couldn't [see who] made that sound CHORUS: hey jon hey jon, how ya is'n? VERSE 2: suddenly i saw what i really had feared worse than kleptomaniacs, he really was weird behind him was a trail of arms and legs he stuck out his tongue to show his underarms he said "you got a nice tan but i got a nice blue that's right, i'm a leper, you can be a leper too" i said, "god you're slimy" and walked my own way the guy was gross enough to finish my day CHORUS: i said: hey jon, how ya is'n? hey jon, how ya is'n? VERSE 3: i kept on walking to find my friend jon the leper had disappeared; i hoped he was gone i went to jon's place and he was waiting for me i was glad to be there, with a capital "e" i said, "hey jon, what's shaking?" [silence from Jon] i said "girlies!" [silence from Jon] SOLOS CHORUS: i said: hey jon, how ya is'n? hey jon, how ya is'n? VERSE 4: i saw an ant by the side of the road beside him was a rabbit and a big fat toad i asked him to my house and see if he did he came instead with some friends of his
All My Love Intro (1993)
- Songs to Sleep By track 1
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 0:56
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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This separated the Anchovies songs from the Tripecac songs on Songs to Sleep By. It also served as an introduction for "All My Love" (from Archives).
Lyrics to "All My Love Intro (1993)":
COMMENT: all righty that's the end of the anchovies for now ok, after the anchovies split, because of jon as i explain in the little, the little thing that goes with this, the little cover um, after the anchovies split i kind of took to myself and i made some songs using my keyboard i've got lots of equipment now man, i started with a little, junky little casio keyboard that had preset rhythms and stuff that's what you hear in the ipecac, you know, the little fake rhythms and then i bought my friend anand's keyboard for $50 and it was okay that's what we played in the anchovies then it was time for me to get a new keyboard so i bought my $1600 workstation which i have now and you'll be able to tell the difference in sound quality in this next song, which is entitled "all my love" this comes from 1990 and it's me by myself ok? bye
All My Love
- Songs to Sleep By track 2
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 3
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 1
- Archives track 28
- recorded: 1991-0?-??
- length: 4:11
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- ex-girlfriend | wrote: words
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This is my favorite song on the Archives album. It's very bouncy and sassy (if you listen to the lyrics).
The words came straight from a break-up letter. I thought it'd be funny to put these super-negative words to bright, poppy music, so I did.
Was I right about the dark/light juxtaposition being "funny"? I don't know. It's certainly a theme that stuck with me. I'd take a really dark topic, and make fun of it by adding peppy music. Many of the songs on The Hermit and Aminals are like that. This song was my first "success" with the formula. It encouraged me to keep doing it.
I censored the really bad parts, even though I didn't write them. I'm trying to keep this site [relatively] free of profanity. Enjoy the tune!
Lyrics to "All My Love":
VERSE: this is the last letter you will ever get from me so enjoy you have become some person that i don't know someone that i don't want to know look at your last note to be and consider you're an [censored], plain and simple i feel bad for you; you're a self-centered [censored] i never want to see or hear from you again that [censored] makes me sick CHORUS: all my love and all that i have given all my love and all that i have given VERSE: after i talked to you last night i scrubbed my body like it had radiation i felt like i had been raped and in a way i had been you've taken all my love and trashed it, baby, trashed it you've taken all my love and trashed it, trashed it CHORUS: all my love and all that i have given all my love and all that i have given VERSE: i hope you have better luck with your girlfriends over there because you'll never have me again as a friend or anything else signed [censored] i could have signed it "love ya" but i don't mean it i could have signed it "love ya" but i don't mean it i'm in love with someone here so don't worry about me i could have signed it "love ya" but i don't mean it CHORUS: all my love and all that i have given all my love and all that i have given
Dairy Poops Intro
- Songs to Sleep By track 3
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 0:32
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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This was a quick intro to "The Dairy Poops" (from College Collection).
Lyrics to "Dairy Poops Intro":
COMMENT: all righty that was "all my love" from 1990 all right, um after that i continued writing on through 1993, which is now so i'm gonna play a bunch of songs in a row for you the first one is called "the dairy poops" then we'll have "my painted friend" and "the flop", time permitting i can always put stuff on the second side all right, so here we go, um there's not much explanation now 'cause this is all kind of recent, relatively recent, 1992-1993 so enjoy the music
The Dairy Poops
- Songs to Sleep By track 4
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 5
- College Collection track 18
- recorded: 1992-05-05
- length: 3:42
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- Beth Ogura - talking
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I wrote this for my then-girlfriend Beth, who was lactose intolerant. The voice in the beginning is from the end of the Voice Mail that she left me. The music is catchy and the lyrics are funny, if a little gross.
Lyrics to "The Dairy Poops":
INTRO: [beth] so call me, call me, call me, call me call me, call me, call me, call me, call me! VERSE: oh plain vanilla, strawberry, chocolate what is your flavor? do you have a favorite? or is ice cream too rich? you want yoghurt instead? allergic to lactose? or is it all in your head? rocky road, egg nog and milk shake keep you running to the bathroom make you stay awake are you terrified of milk of cheeses and cream? allergic to lactose? or is it all a dream? CHORUS: you've got the poops the dairy poops you've got the poops the dairy poops you've got the poops the dairy poops you've got the poops the dairy poops VERSE: you're allergic to milk, but you're still sexy anyway i'd pick you over cheese eaters on any and every day you've got dairy ease to keep you safe and satisfied and here's a box of depends in case emergencies arise so don't be ashamed you've got your bowels safe and sound but don't forget your pills if you want me around now smile my friend wipe the shame from your eyes i'll still hang around you after i milk this song dry no pun intented CHORUS: now smile and say the poops now say the poops poops! you've got the poops, you've got the poops poops! now smile and say the, say the poops poops! poops! poops! poops! for life VERSE: oh plain vanilla, strawberry, chocolate what is your flavor? do you have a favorite? or is ice cream too rich? you want yoghurt instead? allergic to lactose? or is it all in your head? rocky road, egg nog and milk shake keep you running to the bathroom make you stay awake are you terrified of milk of cheeses and cream? allergic to lactose? or is it all a dream? CHORUS: you've got the poops you've got the poops, you've got the poops you've got the poops now smile and say the poops no pun intended now smile and say the poops you've got the poops, you've got the poops you've got the poops, you've got the poops you've got the poops, you've got the poops etc.
Painted Friend
- Songs to Sleep By track 5
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 7
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 5
- College Collage track 1
- recorded: 1993-01-01 (guess)
- other names: My Painted Friend
- length: 4:42
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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The intro states that the song is about Jon, but it's actually not. It's a fictional story about posessiveness.
Not many people said they liked this song when I first recorded it. Perhaps it sounded too much like a "conventional" pop-song. I always liked it, though; it's probably my favorite song on the album.
The date is approximate. I know it preceded "Numb (live)", which was recorded on 1993-01-03, and I'm pretty sure I wrote it in 1993.
Lyrics to "Painted Friend":
INTRO: from the depths of the ocean came the nerd flying his ego like a tethered bird a falconer with guano stains and fish guts where his heart should be tactless, foolish sophomore filthy head, drowned in dreams this is a song about our friend jon a covetous geek who fell in love but eventually became enamoured with his own artisty all else perished VERSE: i want your eyes forever and i want your hair for keeps i'm gonna make you stare at me i'm gonna make you live with me CHORUS: i want to nail you to the wall and put you in a frame and keep you in my room you're my little painted friend VERSE: i want your lips forever (forever) and i want your beautiful cheeks i'm gonna make you mine, all mine (all mine) the painting never sleeps CHORUS: i want to nail you to the wall and put you in a frame and keep you in my room you're my little painted friend hit it trav [EP solo] BRIDGE: mine, all mine gotta make ya, gotta make ya you're mine, all mine gotta get ya, gotta get ya mine, all mine gotta get ya, gotta get ya you're mine, all mine VERSE: [EP solo] VERSE: my life is but a canvas my brain is but a bowl (but a bowl) you're the beautifullest painting (beautiful) that ever caressed my soul CHORUS: i want to nail you to the wall and put you in a frame and keep you in my room you're my little painted friend BRIDGE: mine, all mine mine, all mine gotta make ya, gotta make ya, gotta make ya mine, all mine mine, all mine
IPECAC is Dead Intro
- Songs to Sleep By track 6
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 0:42
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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I couldn't fit "The Flop" on the first side of Songs to Sleep By, so I picked a very short song: "IPECAC is Dead". I introduced it here. For some reason I didn't include it on the track listing for the tape.
Lyrics to "IPECAC is Dead Intro":
COMMENT: all right that was "my painted friend" all right it doesn't look like i have enough room to put "the flop" on this side but i'll put another short-short-short song entitled "ipecac is dead" it's not on the cover this is a bonus bcause we ran out of time um now i'm gonna tell you a little bit about what's on the other songs on the other side i'm gonna have something called "the band in the land of the anchovies" now it's based after a play that i wrote in 1990 and all the songs, err, they call up the - follow the story line so i won't do any talking on the other side it'll just be "the flop" and then it'll be "band in the land of the anchovies" and i hope you enjoy it and until then, this is travis bye
IPECAC is Dead
- Songs to Sleep By track 7
- College Collage track 5
- recorded: 1993-02-??
- length: 1:44
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, shaker, vocals
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This little ditty is a belated funeral dirge for IPECAC, which had disbanded in 1990. I think my hope was to finally "put the lid on IPECAC's coffin" so that I wouldn't write any more songs about Jon or my old music. That's ironic, because the number of songs about Jon (and the rest of the Master Anchovies) dramatically increased over the next couple of years.
The shaker was one of the few pieces of acoustic percussion in Tripecac. I don't remember what I used for it.
Lyrics to "IPECAC is Dead":
VERSE: ipecac is dead, my friend never gonna sing about lepers again never gonna bang on pots and pans it's all a part of the past ipecac is gone and so is jon i'm never gonna hear his saxophone wailing and purring its pretty swan-song i knew we could never last CHORUS: ipecac, how sweet a syrum we were ipecac, how smooth a groove we could conjure ipecac, hovering on the edge of celebrity ipecac is dead, my friend just like the master anchovies VERSE: ipecac backwards is "cacepi" sounds a bit like cacaphony never mind the euphony it never was really there ipecac was quite a combination jon on the sax, the pianos, and drums trav on keyboards and mellophone what an awesome sounding pair CHORUS: ipecac, how sweet a syrum we were ipecac, how smooth a groove we could conjure ipecac, hovering on the edge of celebrity ipecac is dead, my friends but don't mourn for me
The Flop
- Songs to Sleep By track 8
- College Collage track 4
- recorded: 1993-02-12
- other names: The Dead Anchovy Flop
- length: 4:45
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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This is about behaving crude and immature as a way of getting attention without seeming pretentious, although one could argue that a 20-year-old acting like a 10-year old is pretentious. This "regressive behavior" had been a habit of mine for a long time and was, I felt, just as immature as the fashion-babies in "Funny Head".
Some of the lyrics are pretty disgusting if you pay attention, but their juvenility is part of the story.
Lyrics to "The Flop":
VERSE 1: i'm introducing the flop, formally called the dead anchovy flop where you flop on one side, wriggle a bit and then stop well, another name for this song is the dead anchovy ditty it's cute, it's fast, it's fun and all... and it's a sure way of winning your pity. CHORUS: i'm doin' the flop (flop!) the dead anchovy flop oh, we're doin' the flop the dead anchovy flop VERSE 2: when you're brave enough to manage to make a fool out of yourself but you're not man enough to face the consequences and all you wanna do is curl into a little fetus-ball and hide away inside her womb and numb your senses as a last resort you make a few retorts and then retreat into your mother's warm defenses and you think you're safe, that you've escaped disgrace but instead you flow out with her menses CHORUS: you're doin' the flop (that's so gross!) the dead anchovy flop (jeesh, i'm floppy now... gnawt) oh we're doin' the flop (gnawt is right; travis, you're sick) the dead anchovy flop (let's play some solos to shut trav up) make like a dead fish SOLOS: go trav go trav go trav, go travis... 1, 2... 1, 2, 3, 4... CHORUS: i'm doin' the flop "okay trav - you gonna cooperate now?" the dead anchovy flop "you guys don't like me anymore." oh i'm doin' the flop "well, try to be a little cleaner, trav" the dead anchovy flop "nobody likes me, everybody hates me..." VERSE 3: well okay, fine. i think i understand. i've gotta start acting like a full grown man no i don't wanna do it! i don't wanna grow up! cause i'm a toys r us kid! and i'm gonna jump! CHORUS: i'm gonna jump! i'm really gonna jump. i'm gonna hurl myself right over this balcony i'm really gonna do it - i'm really gonna jump! make like a dead fish BRIDGE: ahhhhh!!!!!!!! well, i'm dead. (that's nice) are you happy? feelin' guilty... yet? see my broken neck? (so?) i'm floppy! (who cares?) like a dead, dead fish (go away) have i got your pity? (no!) have i got my wish? oh it's all a game for your sympathy (fine) and all i really want you to do is (what?) pay attention to me (no!) now i'll come out and say it: (you're a geek!) i admit that i'm uncool (d**n right) i hate myself for being a wimp (go away!) so you can pity me even more! (you suck!) CHORUS: i did the flop the dead anchovy flop (you're just amazing) i did the flop the dead anchovy flop VERSE 4: [spoken:] all solos were recorded first-take. (this was recorded february 12th 1993) i've got my roland drum machine, my yamaha keyboard (it was recorded in my room in williamsburg virginia) my reverb box, my four track... (in my dorm room, just me, no on else, solo...) sheesh. i'm so sick of this song. (me too!) CHORUS: we all did the flop (all right) the dead anchovy flop (all right, that's cool) yeah we all did the flop (all right, uh-huh) the dead anchovy flop (uh-huh, sing it again, trav) this song is a flop (i agree with you, i agree with you) a really bad flop (big one too) this song is a flop (you got that right) so it's gotta stop
BITLOTA Intro
- Songs to Sleep By track 9
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 0:09
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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This was a super-quick intro to the Band in the Land of the Anchovies (BITLOTA) songs on College Collage. These songs ate up most of the second half of Songs to Sleep By.
Lyrics to "BITLOTA Intro":
COMMENT: all right that was a flop and now the moment you've been waiting for: "the band in the land of the anchovies" talk to you in about 40 minutes
Eaten by Mimi
- Songs to Sleep By track 10
- College Collage track 11
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 5:07
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This kicks off the The Band in the Land of the Anchovies (BITLOTA) mini-album, which includes the rest of the songs on this CD.
In this song, our band (the Master Anchovies) orders pizza. Somehow we get eaten by Anand's cat (Mimi). We wake up in a strange land...
Lyrics to "Eaten by Mimi":
VERSE 1: hello, this is travis and i've a story to tell it's about five buddies whom we know pretty well they belong to a band, the master anchovies and they're practicing real hard for next week's party CHORUS: they're playing, they're playing real cool and they're sounding, they're sounding they're sounding, they're sounding so cool VERSE 2: they start getting hungry so they decide to take a break they head over to the kitchen and they find they're too late it's empty, and what can they do? what can they do? it's empty, bereft of food. jon says: CHORUS: "please, please, please, let's order a pizza please, please, please, let's order a pizza pepperoni and mushrooms on our pizza green peppers and meatballs and extra cheese-ah" how 'bout some anchovies? VERSE 3: thirty minutes later the pizza comes and they dig in five starving puppies stuffing their faces, cramming it in and now, suddenly there's a knock on the door and now, suddenly there's a [knock! knock! knock! knock!] CHORUS: who, who, who is it? who's at the door? who, who, who is it? who's at the door? nando walked real slowly, across the floor he put his hand on the knob and then he opened the door BRIDGE: ahhhh! it's huge! she was fat; she was grey she was gross; she had fleas she was mimi; she was hungry and her favorite food was anchovies! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! she devoured anand in just one bite trav, luke, jon and allen cowered in fright they stood transfixed while they should have fled but they couldn't move, so mimi gobbled them up instead! chomp! chomp! chomp! down the hatch! chomp! chomp! chomp! down the hatch! down the hack woah! hit it! VERSE 4: it was dark in mimi's stomach, and unseasonably warm anand picked himself up from the muck on the floor "oh god, this is messy, oh this is messy..." "i know," sighed travis. "well, where are we now?" CHORUS: "i, i, i, i think we're in mimi" "i, i, i, i think we're in her tummy" "well," allen asked. "well, what do we do now?" "wait a sec!" luke cried. "i got my pocket trout!" BRIDGE 2: [narration] what a sight sheer beauty (beautiful) an entire landscape with lakes, trees, hills it was an entire world inside of mimi ENDING: we're the band in the land of the anchovies we're the band in the land of the anchovies we're the band in the land of the anchovies we're the band in the land of the anchovies etc...
The LoveFish
- Songs to Sleep By track 11
- College Collage track 12
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- other names: LoveFish
- length: 4:29
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, background noises
- Beth Ogura - background noises
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This is an instrumental "panorama". It tries to establish a "deep", mysterious mood, which clashes with the rest of the BITLOTA songs, since the story and music are so silly and hyper.
The ambient noises are Beth and I rustling papers and talking quietly in the background. It may have been intentional, but I probably just accidentally left a microphone on during recording.
Narration
- Songs to Sleep By track 12
- College Collage track 13
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 0:35
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, talking
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This is just my reading of part of the story. It's on here for anyone who's actually interested in the plot. Hello? Hello???
Lyrics to "Narration":
they decided to split up jon took one path and trav took the other luke and allen hopped into the raft on the side of the lake and paddled away anand headed up the hill to find if he could see anything from up there he was walking along and then bam! he ran staight into a tree branch dazed, he stumbled around and then wham! knocked his head on another branch his last thought as he fell into unconsciousness was that the tree was picking on him! along with the vision of the tree was a horrible old face which he tried to flee and that is where we begin
Anand's Journey
- Songs to Sleep By track 13
- College Collage track 14
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 5:30
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is probably the most "complex" song I have written, in terms of time signature, instrumentation, and lyrics.
There's some bad distortion on this recording, which turned me off to the song as a whole. In 2002 I found an earlier, less distorted version ("Anand's Journey (original)"), which is now included as a bonus track.
Anyway, the distortion on this particular recording really annoyed me. I also wasn't happy with the "flow" of the music; it seemed awkward. As as result, I think I developed an aversion to "intentional complexity", not just in music but in all forms of creativivity and behavior in general.
Lyrics to "Anand's Journey":
VERSE: anand leapt over the waves of doubt that surrounded him and hopped onto the donkey of reason that confounded him he tried to hold onto the logical reins but the superego saddle was just too much for one day but the superego VERSE W/ MELODY: he hit the beach like a slab of ambergris collapsing and pleading with himself to endure this his despair it increased as the smouldering sun beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand whatcha gonna do? wish i knew anand, anand anand where ya gonna go? who do you know? VERSE: anand woke with a start from his terrible dream he shivered and gasped a great sigh of relief he was lying on the hill where he had hit his head on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead VERSE W/ MELODY: with tears in his eyes and blood in his hair he stumbled up the mountain in search of a trail his head begain aching and he felt all alone he wondered where his friends had run off to oh he wondered what his friends had encountered CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand whatcha gonna do? wish i knew anand, anand anand where ya gonna go? you're all alone anand, anand anand don't be blue - they'll come back for you anand, anand anand you're the hero - so on with the show! BRIDGE: [instrumental] VERSE: he tromped up the slope to the tree-covered summit he tried to hum a tune so his spirits wouldn't plummet from the top of the mount he could see fifteen miles across the valley he saw a castle's spires he decided to head for the castle VERSE W/ MELODY: four hours later he climbed the last knoll the fortress stood above him, a hundred feet tall he threw a rock at the gate and a guard shouted "halt!" they saw he was alone so they opened the door they escorted him into the castle CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand you feel like a yankee in king arthur's court anand, anand anand is this a dream or have you gone nuts? anand, anand anand where are your friends? are they captives too? anand, anand anand what's gonna happen, happen to you? what's gonna happen to you?
Allen and Luke
- Songs to Sleep By track 14
- College Collage track 15
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 4:52
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This returns to the "safe and easy" pop-reggae-funk formula in which I feel most comfortable. It was a reaction against the clunky complexity of "Anand's Journey".
Lyrics to "Allen and Luke":
INTRO: are you ready? (are you ready?) to get busy? (get busy?) are you ready? (are you ready?) to go down... (down down down) to the land... (land land land) of the anchovies? (woooh!) CHORUS: allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft VERSE: i'll tell you my story, i'll tell you my story, hey hey i'm a little bit worried, a little bit worried uh-uh i'll tell you my story, i'll tell you my story, here we go we were walking through the forest, carefully watching our step when we found a raft and paddles by the side of the lake i said, "lukey, let's try it out, come mek we see where the lake goes" - "ha, ha!" jon laughed at me and told me i was crazy but we got inside the boat and started to paddle away "swish, swish!" and soon we got all the way out to the center of the lake well, luke's a tiny bit nervous - he's doesn't like the water "oh, no!" and all of sudden, the raft it starts to shudder CHORUS: allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft VERSE: "yah hoo" "sha-sha" humming, etc... well, we trembled and we shaken as the water gets wilder and the sky begins to darken and there's lighting and thunder we look along the banks to mek we find some shelter and we find a spot that's likely, and we paddle real hard when we're almost to the bank luke suddenly yells out "stop!" i look up from the raft and stare into face of a monster well, we try to turn around but instead we're swept closer and arms reach out to grab us and make us their prisoner CHORUS: allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured what's gonna happen to them? allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured what's gonna happen to them? BRIDGE: allen and luke got dragged from their boat to the shore down a path to a door inside were many more the monsters they tried to chat and smiled a lot. luke and allen sat on chairs made of animal skins they were puzzled by the monster's grins BRIDGE-CHORUS: they're friendly they're really friendly they seem so friendly you'd never know that they're gonna cook you they're gonna eat you they're gonna chop you up bit by bit and never let you go META-BRIDGE: we gotta escape, we gotta, we gotta we gotta escape, we gotta, we gotta... hey big and ugly - look over there! quick, luke! jump out the door! CHORUS: allen and luke are running allen and luke are running allen and luke are running for their lives VERSE: let's pick up the story, let's pick up the story, hey, hey so on with the story, so on with the story... ah-hah let's pick up the story, let's pick up the story, that's right we kept on running and we kept on running with the monsters on our heels - they were closely trailing over the hills, and through the forest, streams and valleys until we came to a great big field the monsters were catching up, they were almost upon us when we spied in the distance a couple of buildings and our feet they surged ahead with new found energy because outside the building we saw some people, people, people, people CHORUS: allen and luke reach safety "yee haw!" allen and luke reach safety allen and luke reach safety at last allen and luke reach safety allen and luke reach safety allen and luke reach safety at "testing the cup"
Travis and Jon
- Songs to Sleep By track 15
- Sunday Sampler track 6
- College Collage track 16
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 2:11
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This touches base with easy-listening jazz, which is my other "safe and easy" genre. It's a gentle and pretty little tune. However, like "The LoveFish", it seems out of sync with the rest of the BITLOTA songs.
Lyrics to "Travis and Jon":
meanwhile, on a path many miles away under a gorgeous blue sky untouched by clouds, unblemished, perfect travis and jon walked along admiring the beauty of this strange world they had time to think and reflect upon the days of old and now, they plodded on until they came to a stream that tumbled down into the lake below jon looked out over the water far below and thought he could make out the image of a small raft trav sighed peacefully ahh.... "what could be better than this?" trav asked "this is indeed wonderful," replied jon "i wonder how the others are doing are they faring as well? are they basking in the beauty of this otherworld?" trav and jon walked along
Testing the Cup
- Songs to Sleep By track 16
- College Collage track 17
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 2:44
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This returns to the story of about Allen and Luke, which gave me an excuse to write another pop-reggae-funk song (since it was their "theme").
The lyrics describe the silliest scene in the play, in which jock strap testers hurl themselves against a brick wall as a means of testing their protective equipment.
Lyrics to "Testing the Cup":
INTRO: now we return to the story of allen and luke! "huh!" CHORUS: "woah-oh" "woah-oh"... VERSE: testin' the cup, i say testin' the cup there's a table here full of all kinds of jock straps i know something and something's up we're gonna get asked to test the cup! i don't wanna test the cup! please don't make me test the cup! "now just hold still and will you please shut up! i'm not gonna hurt you - just strap on the jock! is it fastened on tight? now we test the cup!" CHORUS: oh, uh-oh... now we test the cup... VERSE: he said, "there's the wall - you need to run toward it and thrust your body against the bricks then we'll check the cup for dents and cracks if the cup busts, well, that's the breaks! ha ha ha ha," he laughed and slapped me on the back. "just test the cup!" "okay," i sighed. "now on your marks... get set, and go!" and i took off MINI-BRIDGE: "run, luke, run!" run, run, run, run, run, etc.. "ow!!!!!!" CHORUS: [crack] oooo-oh... [groan] VERSE: [high voice] "ow!" i cried, "i think i smashed my nuts" allen looked at me with a worried face his turn was next and he was nervous he didn't want to run - that was obvious the man said, "never mind the wall - there are more ways than that!" from behind the table he grabbed a baseball bat! i said, "you must be crazy - you're some kind of nut!" and i kicked him in the balls and we took off CHORUS: woah... chased by crazy people...
Almost There
- Songs to Sleep By track 17
- College Collage track 18
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 3:03
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This is told from the perspective of Luke, who is Australian. Hopefully this explains my lame fake accent. In the story, we're approaching a climactic confrontation. Not that anyone cares.
Lyrics to "Almost There":
VERSE: well, we followed the trail into the night it was getting pretty dark; we wish we had a flashlight then we heard something crawling off to the right it jumped out of the bushes! we trembled in fright CHORUS: is our time up? are we doomed to die? in this strange world, under an alien sky? werrrwwwwwerrrwwwerrrww... VERSE: we hurried along... trying to escape when we heard a voice behind us, saying "hey, guys, wait up!" it was anand! and he was dressed in a cape i said, "you spooked us! i was about to cry rape!" CHORUS: well, i'm glad to see you i glad you're okay i wonder how trav and jon are doing today VERSE: anand told us about the castle, about his dream and his fall he said he was lucky and escaped through a hole in the wall of the castle, because they wouldn't let him leave they thought he was a spy and they were going to cleave CHORUS: his head off they were setting up the guillotine so he took off in the middle of the night he wanted to get home all right VERSE: the three of us strode on through the darkening world 'til we came to a boulder glowing white like a pearl i said, "maybe we should stop here, and get some rest" and at that precise moment an arrow hit me in the chest CHORUS: oh god, i'm gonna die! i cried to myself but i felt no pain and then i began to laugh ha ha ha ha VERSE: the arrow was an illusion, cast by a white-robed magician he was waving for our attention, dodging bolts of lightning he was battling a shadow, a spector eminating evil two more shapes emerged from the wood as we silently hurried CHORUS: it was travis and jon! at last they'd come to join us the battle raged on and on on and on before us
The Battle
- Songs to Sleep By track 18
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 7
- College Collage track 19
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 1:41
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This was my first attempt to actually sing like a "normal" person. The music was funky enough for me to not feel self-conscious while I was recording the vocals. Upon listening to it later, however, I think I felt like I'd been pretentious.
Strange bit of trivia: I received an email in late 2004 from a guy who saw the lyrics to "The Battle" on the internet. He wanted to hear the song. I uploaded the mp3. He thanked me and said "the song was good". So far, that's my only piece of anonymous fan mail.
Lyrics to "The Battle":
VERSE: it's a party (party party party) streaking right through the air we got cosmic confetti and roman candles an occasional cake thrown by one of the magicians it's a ruckus (ruckus ruckus ruckus) and i think i am going deaf with missiles exploding and thunder roaring we better get out of here before we catch our death! VERSE: jon, luke and anand (anand anand anand) why don't stay right over there allen and i are gonna try get a parlay we're gonna need their help if we're gonna get back home VERSE: [scat]
Gonna Die Today
- Songs to Sleep By track 19
- College Collage track 20
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 1:46
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is similar in spirit to "IPECAC is Dead". It's like a goofy smile, intending to dispel any airs of pretentiousness.
Lyrics to "Gonna Die Today":
VERSE: by now, jon's pretty nervous he begins to sweat, and finally he says: CHORUS: oh, oh, oh we're gonna die today and i don't want this to happen! oh, oh, oh i'm gonna die today i just wanna go home VERSE: luke looks over at jon as if he were crazy he says: CHORUS: so, so what - we're gonna die today you don't see me sweatin' so, so what - we're gonna die today i don't really care VERSE: anand also tries to join the conversation and he goes: CHORUS: hey, you guys, we're gonna die today is this the end of the story? are we really gonna die today? must we call it quits? VERSE: allen, just returning from the parlay with trav and overhearing the gist of his friends' conversation, pipes in: CHORUS: come on guys we're gonna die today we might as well stick together 'cause if we happen to die today you're the last friends i'll ever see VERSE: trav shakes his head in wonder at his friends' stupidity he says: CHORUS: no one's gonna die today now get your butts off the ground the magicians agreed to let their battle wait they're gonna help us get back home so shut up!
Going Home
- Songs to Sleep By track 20
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 8
- College Collage track 21
- recorded: 1993-04-25 (guess)
- length: 4:25
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This is my favorite BITLOTA song. The refrain at the end got stuck in my head for days (make that years). To this day I can still distinctly remember the evening after I finished recording the song (and album) and was jogging to Beth's dorm in a triumphant mood. At the time, I felt it was my best song yet.
Lyrics to "Going Home":
VERSE: we trod up the hill the world had stopped - it just stood still birds in the air, frozen in place the only movement was our laboured pace kelpor agreed to take us home the other magician we left alone they had called a truce just a while ago so here we were in a world of stone CHORUS: (of stone of stone of stone...) VERSE: finally kelpor called a halt the moon was bright and around us we saw the raft, the tree, the switch, the rock: this was where we came in - we all started to talk at once CHORUS: (at once at once at once...) BRIDGE: and kelpor said... shut up! if you wanna go home, shut your mouth shut up it's important that you do this or you'll never see your home again so shut up i'm not gonna tell you again now, shut up i've got to concentrate! VERSE: poof! he vanished in a cloud of smoke and left us poor boys on our own we could only guess where he'd gone off to then suddenly he reappeared "i've found the way out, so hurry it up!" he motioned to a gaping hole we staggered back from the awful stench of excrement - "we gotta jump through that?" CHORUS: (through that through that...) "yes, now do it!" VERSE: one by one we summoned the nerve and jumped into the stinking pit and through the tunnel we tumbled and fell and then we emerged, from under a tail BRIDGE: oh it was mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry hey look, there's mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry oh it was mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry i said i think she's hungry again hey look, there's mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry i think, i think she's hungry again
Die Today Reprise
- Songs to Sleep By track 21
- College Collage track 22
- recorded: 1993-04-25
- other names: Die Reprise
- length: 0:08
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
I wanted to end the album on a silly note, so I recycled a bit from "Gonna Die Today". I think this was the first time I ever used a "reprise" to finish an album.
Lyrics to "Die Today Reprise":
'cause if we happen to die today you're the last friends i'll ever see
STSB1 Outro
- Songs to Sleep By track 22
- recorded: 1993-04-26 (guess)
- length: 0:58
- Travis Emmitt - talking
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
These comments ended the 1993 version of Songs to Sleep By, except for the final song ("Christmas in Cancun 2"), which was a bonus track.
Lyrics to "STSB1 Outro":
COMMENT: all right well, that sums it up that's the "band in the land of the anchovies" it's about 35-50 minutes long, probably about 36-37 minutes long and um i hope you enjoy the tape i can only wish that you enjoy the first side as much as you enjoy the second side not but anyway so, um, at least one side is worth listening to more than once but anyway, it's called "songs to sleep by" because you just put it on and listen to my narrative go on and on and on it's kind of rough in the beginning 'cause ipecac was kind of dissonant but uh, anyway, that's about it i don't know what to put on the rest of this side i can chat forever but that's kind of professional so i guess i'll put some music on it and i guess i'll just pick a song and if it runs out, it runs out okay? bye
Christmas in Cancun 2
- Songs to Sleep By track 23
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 6
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 4
- College Collection track 28
- recorded: 1992-12-25
- other names: Christmas in Cancun II
- length: 3:50
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This is musically unrelated to "Christmas in Cancun", which I wrote for the Master Anchovies. The only thing they have in common is that I wrote them right before (or after) trips to Cancun.
I had emailed the Dead Anchovies that I was going to write a second song about Cancun. These lyrics are directed at them (Allen, Anand, and Luke). I was just basically bragging about going to Cancun while they stayed home. Pretty simple[minded] stuff.
People liked it. A lot. This was my first "hit" song (among my friends). I got tons of positive feedback for it and many people actually requested copies of it. It was a nice dose of encourage, a good way to end the year.
Lyrics to "Christmas in Cancun 2":
VERSE: have a merry christmas, y'all with plenty of good cheer and lots of toys to sing about to celebrate this year have a happy new year too don't forget your resolutions help out a little bit with cleaning up all the wrappings and ribbons CHORUS: well, i'm gonna fly across the sea to mexico with my family where the air is warm and the palm trees sway and the sun is always shining i'm gonna fly across the sea to blue cancun with my family and never see a snowflake or a christmas tree worth buying BRIDGE: i'm spend christmas in cancun i'm not gonna see you i'll be basking in the sun and vegitating all day too i'll be having christmas in cancun and i don't want to be you freezing off your butt and being bored out of your shoes watching the clock, too al, anand, and luke waiting for the school year to begin yippee christmas in cancun christmas in cancun CHORUS: i'm gonna fly across the sea to mexico with my family where the air is warm and the palm trees sway and the sun is always shining i'm gonna fly across the sea to blue cancun with my family and never see a snowflake or a christmas tree worth buying oh no i'm feeling sick oh no i think i'm gonna puke VERSE: oh have a merry christmas, y'all with plenty of good beer and lots of girls to brag about and rudolph the reindeer have a happy new year too don't forget to get wasted party 'til you cannot breath anymore and then you will be dead CHORUS: i'm gonna fly across the sea to mexico with my family where the air is warm and the palm trees sway and the sun is always shining i'm gonna fly across the sea to blue cancun with my family and never see a snowflake or a christmas tree worth buying