- Title: College Collage
- Artist: Tripecac
- Timespan: 1993
- Theme: poppy flops
- Length: 79:28
- Tracks: 24
- Lyrics: 23
- MP3s: 24 play all locally
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Track List
- Painted Friend
- Numb (live)
- Funny Head
- The Flop
- IPECAC is Dead
- I Don't Wanna
- Buzz of Nothing
- Filler
- The Raft
- In Voice Only
- Eaten by Mimi
- The LoveFish
- Narration
- Anand's Journey
- Allen and Luke
- Travis and Jon
- Testing the Cup
- Almost There
- The Battle
- Gonna Die Today
- Going Home
- Die Today Reprise
- End Chatter 1993
- Anand's Journey (original)
Notes
I recorded these songs in the first part of 1993, when I was at college.
"Eaten by Mimi" through "Die Today Reprise" are based on a play I wrote in 1990 called "The Band in the Land of the Anchovies". It was a silly fantasy story involving the members of the Master Anchovies (Allen, Anand, Jon, Luke, and me). By 1993, it looked unlikely that we'd ever actually perform or film the play, so I decided to "perform" it myself, musically. These songs are the result.
My main instrument was a Yamaha SY55 keyboard workstation. I also added a Roland TR-505 drum machine on many of the songs.
I'm pretty sure I was recording with a four-track by this point (instead of a mixer and tape deck). I'd record the SY55 and drum machine together first (onto separate mono tracks), and then add vocals and sound effects to the remaining two tracks.
Here's a scan of the original tape cover (from 1993):
Participants
Name | Performed | Wrote |
---|---|---|
Travis Emmitt | Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals | all music and lyrics |
Songs
Painted Friend
- Songs to Sleep By track 5
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 7
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 5
- College Collage track 1
- recorded: 1993-01-01 (guess)
- other names: My Painted Friend
- length: 4:42
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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The intro states that the song is about Jon, but it's actually not. It's a fictional story about posessiveness.
Not many people said they liked this song when I first recorded it. Perhaps it sounded too much like a "conventional" pop-song. I always liked it, though; it's probably my favorite song on the album.
The date is approximate. I know it preceded "Numb (live)", which was recorded on 1993-01-03, and I'm pretty sure I wrote it in 1993.
Lyrics to "Painted Friend":
INTRO: from the depths of the ocean came the nerd flying his ego like a tethered bird a falconer with guano stains and fish guts where his heart should be tactless, foolish sophomore filthy head, drowned in dreams this is a song about our friend jon a covetous geek who fell in love but eventually became enamoured with his own artisty all else perished VERSE: i want your eyes forever and i want your hair for keeps i'm gonna make you stare at me i'm gonna make you live with me CHORUS: i want to nail you to the wall and put you in a frame and keep you in my room you're my little painted friend VERSE: i want your lips forever (forever) and i want your beautiful cheeks i'm gonna make you mine, all mine (all mine) the painting never sleeps CHORUS: i want to nail you to the wall and put you in a frame and keep you in my room you're my little painted friend hit it trav [EP solo] BRIDGE: mine, all mine gotta make ya, gotta make ya you're mine, all mine gotta get ya, gotta get ya mine, all mine gotta get ya, gotta get ya you're mine, all mine VERSE: [EP solo] VERSE: my life is but a canvas my brain is but a bowl (but a bowl) you're the beautifullest painting (beautiful) that ever caressed my soul CHORUS: i want to nail you to the wall and put you in a frame and keep you in my room you're my little painted friend BRIDGE: mine, all mine mine, all mine gotta make ya, gotta make ya, gotta make ya mine, all mine mine, all mine
Numb (live)
- College Collage track 2
- recorded: 1993-01-03
- length: 4:52
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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This "live" version of "Numb" my fifth (and hopefully final) attempt at getting the song "right". I don't like it as much as the version on Archives, although the bridge (or "middle-eight") is pretty neat.
The applause is fake (of course). I don't remember where I got it.
Lyrics to "Numb (live)":
VERSE: there was this girl you liked so much you tried so hard that she left you another guy came and took your place so you were left to suffer TRANSITION: you don't want to feel the world around you you'd rather be numb than feel the pain you don't want to take the blows you're given you'd rather just slippin' away you don't want to feel the world around you you'd rather be numb than feel the pain you don't want to take the blows you're given you'd rather just slippin' away VERSE: your world it seemed to collapse and moping in complete and utter ruin you grew a shell about yourself to shield you from the world and the women TRANSITION: your heart became broken so you froze it immobilized your blood to numb the hurt and now that your heart is hardened you try to set yourself from the world CHORUS: 'cause you're numb, blood frozen afraid to let your feelings show you're numb, blood frozen you'd rather hide than take the blows VERSE: further and deeper you slipped from life's painful reality and into the solace and the universe of your endless, comforting dreams TRANSITION: you don't want to feel the world around you you'd rather be numb than feel the pain you don't want to take the blows you're given you'd rather just slippin' away CHORUS: 'cause you're numb, a turtle hiding safe beneath your shell you're numb and miserable you dug your hole, but it went to hell BRIDGE: you're numb you're numb you were new to the game and open to pain you felt a great loss your grief's been the boss you're numbing your mind but deep inside you know this is wrong you've hidden too long you've hidden too long you're so numb, you're so numb... CHORUS: you're numb, blood frozen afraid to let your feelings show you're numb, blood frozen you'd rather hide than take the blows VERSE: further and deeper you slipped from life's painful reality into the solace and the universe of your endless, comforting dreams TRANSITION: you don't want to feel the world around you you'd rather be numb than feel the pain you don't want to take the blows you're given you'd rather just slippin' away your heart became broken so you froze it immobilized your blood to numb the hurt and now that your heart is hardened you try to set yourself from the world CHORUS: you're numb, blood frozen afraid to let your feelings show you're numb, blood frozen you'd rather hide than take the blows 'cause you're numb, a turtle hiding safe beneath your shell 'cause you're numb and miserable you dug your hole, but it went to hell hell hell hell...
Funny Head
- College Collage track 3
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 3:34
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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This pokes fun at the "neo-hippie" college girls spending hours and hours getting their "hastily-thrown-together" outfits just right. I think my sister was starting to hang around with that crowd by this time, and I regarded her latest "granola girl" fashion with a great deal of cynicism. I knew she was self-conscious but her clothes seems to insist that she wasn't. Pretentiousness is a real button-pusher for me. :)
Lyrics to "Funny Head":
INTRO: funny head CHORUS: i'm gonna change the world, you'll see i'll get everybody to dress like me i'll have a boyfriend, a million dollar home and i'll be on magazines all the world round VERSE: well, she looked kind of silly like she was out of her willy she wore rainbow tights and a skirt that was frilly a fedora upon her dreadlocked head and a hospital gown that was tie-dyed red well, i couldn't help myself i wrinkled up my nose i said, "sister, you need some money for some clothes?" she said "no, this is stylish, it's hip, it's fabulous" i said, "it's okay for pyjamas, but don't wear it out of the house" CHORUS: she said, "i'm gonna change the world, you'll see i'll get everybody to dress like me i may look awkward and i may look query but fashion's gonna catch up to me one of these years VERSE: so i'm supposed to believe that she's ahead of her time well, all she looks to me is a girl with troubled mind i said, "why do you do this? has your judgement flown south?" she said, "conformity leaves a bitter taste in my mouse well, where are your friends? do they dress like you? do they paint their hair purple and wear combat boots? well, she let out a laugh (ha!) and a sarcastic smile and said "what's wrong with that? this my style!" CHORUS: we're gonna change the world, you'll see i'll get everybody to dress like me my friends are behind me, so what can go wrong a utopian society's what we've been waiting for for so long BRIDGE: hey, we're gonna take over the world hey, we're gonna take over the world hey, we're gonna take over the world hey, we're gonna take over the world VERSE: [solos] CHORUS: we're gonna change the world, you'll see i'll get everybody to dress like me and then we'll live in harmony everlasting peace BRIDGE: hey, we're gonna take over the world hey, we're gonna take over the world hey, we're gonna take over the world hey, we're gonna take over the world
The Flop
- Songs to Sleep By track 8
- College Collage track 4
- recorded: 1993-02-12
- other names: The Dead Anchovy Flop
- length: 4:45
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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This is about behaving crude and immature as a way of getting attention without seeming pretentious, although one could argue that a 20-year-old acting like a 10-year old is pretentious. This "regressive behavior" had been a habit of mine for a long time and was, I felt, just as immature as the fashion-babies in "Funny Head".
Some of the lyrics are pretty disgusting if you pay attention, but their juvenility is part of the story.
Lyrics to "The Flop":
VERSE 1: i'm introducing the flop, formally called the dead anchovy flop where you flop on one side, wriggle a bit and then stop well, another name for this song is the dead anchovy ditty it's cute, it's fast, it's fun and all... and it's a sure way of winning your pity. CHORUS: i'm doin' the flop (flop!) the dead anchovy flop oh, we're doin' the flop the dead anchovy flop VERSE 2: when you're brave enough to manage to make a fool out of yourself but you're not man enough to face the consequences and all you wanna do is curl into a little fetus-ball and hide away inside her womb and numb your senses as a last resort you make a few retorts and then retreat into your mother's warm defenses and you think you're safe, that you've escaped disgrace but instead you flow out with her menses CHORUS: you're doin' the flop (that's so gross!) the dead anchovy flop (jeesh, i'm floppy now... gnawt) oh we're doin' the flop (gnawt is right; travis, you're sick) the dead anchovy flop (let's play some solos to shut trav up) make like a dead fish SOLOS: go trav go trav go trav, go travis... 1, 2... 1, 2, 3, 4... CHORUS: i'm doin' the flop "okay trav - you gonna cooperate now?" the dead anchovy flop "you guys don't like me anymore." oh i'm doin' the flop "well, try to be a little cleaner, trav" the dead anchovy flop "nobody likes me, everybody hates me..." VERSE 3: well okay, fine. i think i understand. i've gotta start acting like a full grown man no i don't wanna do it! i don't wanna grow up! cause i'm a toys r us kid! and i'm gonna jump! CHORUS: i'm gonna jump! i'm really gonna jump. i'm gonna hurl myself right over this balcony i'm really gonna do it - i'm really gonna jump! make like a dead fish BRIDGE: ahhhhh!!!!!!!! well, i'm dead. (that's nice) are you happy? feelin' guilty... yet? see my broken neck? (so?) i'm floppy! (who cares?) like a dead, dead fish (go away) have i got your pity? (no!) have i got my wish? oh it's all a game for your sympathy (fine) and all i really want you to do is (what?) pay attention to me (no!) now i'll come out and say it: (you're a geek!) i admit that i'm uncool (d**n right) i hate myself for being a wimp (go away!) so you can pity me even more! (you suck!) CHORUS: i did the flop the dead anchovy flop (you're just amazing) i did the flop the dead anchovy flop VERSE 4: [spoken:] all solos were recorded first-take. (this was recorded february 12th 1993) i've got my roland drum machine, my yamaha keyboard (it was recorded in my room in williamsburg virginia) my reverb box, my four track... (in my dorm room, just me, no on else, solo...) sheesh. i'm so sick of this song. (me too!) CHORUS: we all did the flop (all right) the dead anchovy flop (all right, that's cool) yeah we all did the flop (all right, uh-huh) the dead anchovy flop (uh-huh, sing it again, trav) this song is a flop (i agree with you, i agree with you) a really bad flop (big one too) this song is a flop (you got that right) so it's gotta stop
IPECAC is Dead
- Songs to Sleep By track 7
- College Collage track 5
- recorded: 1993-02-??
- length: 1:44
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, shaker, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This little ditty is a belated funeral dirge for IPECAC, which had disbanded in 1990. I think my hope was to finally "put the lid on IPECAC's coffin" so that I wouldn't write any more songs about Jon or my old music. That's ironic, because the number of songs about Jon (and the rest of the Master Anchovies) dramatically increased over the next couple of years.
The shaker was one of the few pieces of acoustic percussion in Tripecac. I don't remember what I used for it.
Lyrics to "IPECAC is Dead":
VERSE: ipecac is dead, my friend never gonna sing about lepers again never gonna bang on pots and pans it's all a part of the past ipecac is gone and so is jon i'm never gonna hear his saxophone wailing and purring its pretty swan-song i knew we could never last CHORUS: ipecac, how sweet a syrum we were ipecac, how smooth a groove we could conjure ipecac, hovering on the edge of celebrity ipecac is dead, my friend just like the master anchovies VERSE: ipecac backwards is "cacepi" sounds a bit like cacaphony never mind the euphony it never was really there ipecac was quite a combination jon on the sax, the pianos, and drums trav on keyboards and mellophone what an awesome sounding pair CHORUS: ipecac, how sweet a syrum we were ipecac, how smooth a groove we could conjure ipecac, hovering on the edge of celebrity ipecac is dead, my friends but don't mourn for me
I Don't Wanna
- Songs to Sleep By 2 track 8
- Sunday Sampler track 4
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 6
- College Collage track 6
- recorded: 1993-02-21
- other names: I Don't Wanna Go to School Today, Song for Anand
- length: 2:08
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, percussion, vocals
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I initially wrote this for Anand, who told me he was getting tired of being a student. For a while it became a "theme song" for me, at least in my own head, especially whenever I wasn't feeling enthusiastic about going to work or classes or anything "un-fun". It's not about depression; it's about loving entertainment and not wanting to leave it.
The intro is actually the ending from the previous song ("IPECAC is Dead").
There are actually some more lyrics which never made it into the song. They explain the context a little better:
AT START: "tell me about it." "tell you about what?" "well, how's school goin'?" "pretty awful, to tell the truth." AT END: well you say that every morning when you're head's still thick and sleepy and you'd rather just keep on snoring well, what if you kept on sleeping?
Lyrics to "I Don't Wanna":
INTRO: don't mourn for me ipec- (sigh) song for anand hit it VERSE: oh, I don't wanna go to school today i just wanna stay home and bum i don't wanna pull out all my books today i just wanna relax and have fun CHORUS: yee-hoo!!! VERSE: oh, i don't wanna go to class today i just wanna stay in bed and read i don't wanna do any work today my books and my music - that's all I really need CHORUS: come on, baby!
Buzz of Nothing
- College Collage track 7
- recorded: 1993-02-2?
- other names: Sophomore Blues
- length: 3:42
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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This song, subtitled "Sophomore Blues", examines the darker, "downside" moments of the "hermitainment" (hermit + entertainment) lifestyle.
Sometimes, especially when you're a poor college student, it's possible to run out of fresh sources of entertainment within your "rompus room" (dorm room in my case). Instead of looking outward into the "Real World" for new sources and locations of amusement, there's often a tendency to remain in the same old familiar (but no longer entertaining) location, either out of genuinely unconscious behavioral inertia or out of a very conscious (even conscientious) task-oriented instinct to "fix the problem" (which is in this case the lack of entertainment options) before progressing to the next activity or location, which would be the leaving of the room to go outside.
It's kinda like cleaning up after yourself; you want to leave the room more pleasant than when you entered it. If the room is not "enjoyable" now, then instead of just leaving the room in its not-so-fun state, it's "better" to fix the problem before leaving. That way, when you do leave the room, you'll be happy when you're away, because you know there's something fun waiting for you when you return.
This work-first-play-later ethic applied to entertainment is, I have found, very effective at maintaining high morale and therefore productivity (which in turn contributes to high morale). The main downside is that there are definitely moments when you're struggling very hard to find something fun to do... way past the point where "normal" people would just give up and go outside.
In my case, a frequent "solution" was to start working on a song (e.g., this one). Of course, the actual lyrics in this song aren't all that intellectual. They simply express the feelings of wanting to break out of a period of monotony, but without really knowing how to do it. I think one day I was becoming frustrated at not being able to solve the "boredom problem" intellectually and started thinking about a more primal, "brute force" approach; hence all the references to blood, violence, and a "regression" to younger, simpler-minded days.
Blaa blaa blaa. Man, that was long winded. And boring. What was I thinking? Who writes like that anymore? These days we like short sentences. Or sentence fragments. Thanks to the internet, I think. Instant messaging in particular. Yeah.
Lyrics to "Buzz of Nothing":
INTRO: CHORUS: oh i've got the sophomore blues (sophomore blues) i'm tired of the same old shoes (they're so dull and blaa) i wanna fling them off (yay!) i wanna hop around (wooh!) i wanna bare my feet to the cold, cold ground (i wanna wake up) VERSE: i wanna scream away the haze of boredom that's drifted down onto my life (it's smothering me) i wanna punch the lights out of the cruel, dull god who sits upon his pedestal of white pristine white sparkling white fluffy cloud white white it's white CHORUS: it's sticking, coalescing forming a crust of z's my brain is fuzz i'm addicted to the buzz of nothing of nothing, of nothing my brain is fuzz i'm addicted to the buzz of nothing buzz of nothing my brain is fuzz and i'm addicted to the buzz BRIDGE: my fingers are drumming i can't stop this humming i'm gonna go nuts if i cannot break of out this my fingers are drumming i can't stop this humming i'm gonna go nuts if i cannot break of out this my fingers are drumming i can't stop this humming i'm gonna go nuts if i cannot break of out this my fingers are drumming i can't stop this humming i'm gonna go nuts if i cannot break of out this womb VERSE: i wanna be born again (born again) i wanna see the light for the very first time i wanna roll in the blood of my new beginning i wanna cuddle up to the afterbirth and confide all my secrets in him i wanna fling my own blood at the doctors and try to make the laugh (ha ha ha ha ha) i wanna cut my guts open again and again i'm just sick of this miserable tedium that i'm engulfed in again, again, again (again, again, again) CHORUS: oooh, sophomore blues (sophomore blues) same old shoes (they're so dull and blaa) i wanna hop around on the cold, cold ground (i wanna wake up) ooh la la la i've got the sophomore blues (sophomore blues) tired of the same old shoes i wanna fling them off i wanna hop around i wanna bear my feet to the cold, cold ground (cold, cold, it's so cold) to the cold, cold ground (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now) to the cold, cold ground (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now) to the cold, cold ground (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now) to the cold, cold ground (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now)
Filler
- College Collage track 8
- recorded: 1993-02-2?
- other names: Fill
- length: 3:06
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
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If you think this is bad, just wait until you hear my 1999 album (South or Southeast)!!! (I'm not a very good salesman am I?)
Actually, the piano line that peeks through the backwards music is a carefully composed tune which I still occasionally practice today. It's probably the only Tripecac song that I can play in its entirety.
This was probably recorded the same day as "Buzz of Nothing".
Lyrics to "Filler":
[backwards] ??? we were a sunny side ???
The Raft
- Sunday Sampler track 5
- College Collage track 9
- recorded: 1993-02-26
- other names: Snuggle Down
- length: 3:33
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This is about a white-water rafting trip in West Virginia, at least on the surface (no pun intended). Deeper down you might find some sexual innuendoes, but they may be just coincidences. I'm not sure; I don't remember my state of mind when I wrote it.
People seemed to like this song a lot. I don't know if they liked it because of the adventurous subject matter, or if they liked the music. I thought it was okay.
Lyrics to "The Raft":
VERSE: there's a white water gorge in west virginia for three hundred bucks you can hire a raft you'll find an old redneck to drive you down to the river in his beat-up truck; he's got tobacco breath a wad in his cheek when he helps you unload the junk you pass him a twenty and with a gleam in his eye he hops back into his rusty truck and then he putters back home, and he waves goodbye CHORUS: leaving you alone with a raft and some paddles in the middle of west virginia it's time to inflate the raft now, blow! [blowing sounds] blow! blow! blow! ... now ease the raft into the water! that's good! let's go! set adrift! VERSE: float down the river under beautiful mountains welcome mother nature, say hello to the trees relax for while, let your muscles unwind the water's wide and flat, and there's a gentle breeze it's tranquil and it's soothing to have the boat beneath you rocking gently with the current guiding you forward you can lie back take a quick nap CHORUS: ahhh.... now what's that ahead? white water! yeah! get our lifejackets buckled and our helmets on tight now, stroke! now, stroke! now, stroke! stroke! stroke! stroke! ... now pull it a little to the left. to the left! stroke! watch out for the wave! watch out for the wave! oh my god, everybody, hold on tight, don't let go! yeehaw!!! VERSE: snuggle down in the raft for warmth and safety snuggle down in the raft to protect your brain hunker down in the raft and grab onto your paddle wedge your feet in tight and ignore the pain you heart is pounding and your muscles ache as you plunge right into an eight foot hole you're battered and shaken and about to panic when the guide tells everybody to get a good hold. get a good hold, get a good hold everybody get a good hold! hunker down in the raft and grab onto your paddle wedge your feet in tight 'cause we're goin' for the ride of your life!
In Voice Only
- College Collage track 10
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 2:45
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
I think this is the first song I wrote with a "fantasy" theme. Although the plot is dorky, I enjoyed not having to compose lyrics about an arbitary subject matter (such as rafting). At this point, I prefered to simply sing (or in this case read) something I'd already written.
This song inspired me to turn to some of my old fantasy writings for ideas. One of the stories I found was "Band in the Land of the Anchovies", which I used as a setting for the rest of the songs on this album.
Lyrics to "In Voice Only":
a guy has this girlfriend he likes her a lot a whole bunch he would do anything for her and he would do anything to keep her forever one day she gets fed up with his posessiveness she decides to leave him she packs her bags and walks out the door without saying goodbye she disappears into the wind well, what's he to do? he still likes her he still wants her so her turns to dark arts, magic he would do anything, he would do anything at all to have her back so he browses through the attic searching for scrolls, potions, wands stuff that his grandfather used to have his grandfather was a great magician he thinks he's just as good as his grandfather he finds a spell called "brazzle mooda sicka" on a scroll and he thinks it's the right one he goes over it carefully preparing himself for the magic to come he decides it is time and gets ready to read the scroll not knowing he chose the wrong one he summons up all his energy and he casts the spell he closes his eyes and he utters the words that will bring her to him "brazzle mooda sicka" nothing happens for a minute he's too tense to open his eyes and suddently he hears something it's, it's her voice! and she's calling to him "oh you're so cute! let me rub your back" he opens his eyes, eager to get a glimpse of his lovely girlfriend thinking the spell worked perfectly "oh you're so cute! let me rub your back" but alas; she's nowhere to be found the room is empty; he's alone what was that? someone making kissing noises what is going on here? he thinks and then he realizes she's not talking to him after all she's talking to her new boyfriend oh my god! but he can hear every word she says "get out, get out of my head!" he cries and tries to scratch away the awful presence he rips frantically at his ears, causing himself a great deal of pain but she is his in voice only forever
Eaten by Mimi
- Songs to Sleep By track 10
- College Collage track 11
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 5:07
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This kicks off the The Band in the Land of the Anchovies (BITLOTA) mini-album, which includes the rest of the songs on this CD.
In this song, our band (the Master Anchovies) orders pizza. Somehow we get eaten by Anand's cat (Mimi). We wake up in a strange land...
Lyrics to "Eaten by Mimi":
VERSE 1: hello, this is travis and i've a story to tell it's about five buddies whom we know pretty well they belong to a band, the master anchovies and they're practicing real hard for next week's party CHORUS: they're playing, they're playing real cool and they're sounding, they're sounding they're sounding, they're sounding so cool VERSE 2: they start getting hungry so they decide to take a break they head over to the kitchen and they find they're too late it's empty, and what can they do? what can they do? it's empty, bereft of food. jon says: CHORUS: "please, please, please, let's order a pizza please, please, please, let's order a pizza pepperoni and mushrooms on our pizza green peppers and meatballs and extra cheese-ah" how 'bout some anchovies? VERSE 3: thirty minutes later the pizza comes and they dig in five starving puppies stuffing their faces, cramming it in and now, suddenly there's a knock on the door and now, suddenly there's a [knock! knock! knock! knock!] CHORUS: who, who, who is it? who's at the door? who, who, who is it? who's at the door? nando walked real slowly, across the floor he put his hand on the knob and then he opened the door BRIDGE: ahhhh! it's huge! she was fat; she was grey she was gross; she had fleas she was mimi; she was hungry and her favorite food was anchovies! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! she devoured anand in just one bite trav, luke, jon and allen cowered in fright they stood transfixed while they should have fled but they couldn't move, so mimi gobbled them up instead! chomp! chomp! chomp! down the hatch! chomp! chomp! chomp! down the hatch! down the hack woah! hit it! VERSE 4: it was dark in mimi's stomach, and unseasonably warm anand picked himself up from the muck on the floor "oh god, this is messy, oh this is messy..." "i know," sighed travis. "well, where are we now?" CHORUS: "i, i, i, i think we're in mimi" "i, i, i, i think we're in her tummy" "well," allen asked. "well, what do we do now?" "wait a sec!" luke cried. "i got my pocket trout!" BRIDGE 2: [narration] what a sight sheer beauty (beautiful) an entire landscape with lakes, trees, hills it was an entire world inside of mimi ENDING: we're the band in the land of the anchovies we're the band in the land of the anchovies we're the band in the land of the anchovies we're the band in the land of the anchovies etc...
The LoveFish
- Songs to Sleep By track 11
- College Collage track 12
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- other names: LoveFish
- length: 4:29
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, background noises
- Beth Ogura - background noises
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This is an instrumental "panorama". It tries to establish a "deep", mysterious mood, which clashes with the rest of the BITLOTA songs, since the story and music are so silly and hyper.
The ambient noises are Beth and I rustling papers and talking quietly in the background. It may have been intentional, but I probably just accidentally left a microphone on during recording.
Narration
- Songs to Sleep By track 12
- College Collage track 13
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 0:35
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, talking
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This is just my reading of part of the story. It's on here for anyone who's actually interested in the plot. Hello? Hello???
Lyrics to "Narration":
they decided to split up jon took one path and trav took the other luke and allen hopped into the raft on the side of the lake and paddled away anand headed up the hill to find if he could see anything from up there he was walking along and then bam! he ran staight into a tree branch dazed, he stumbled around and then wham! knocked his head on another branch his last thought as he fell into unconsciousness was that the tree was picking on him! along with the vision of the tree was a horrible old face which he tried to flee and that is where we begin
Anand's Journey
- Songs to Sleep By track 13
- College Collage track 14
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 5:30
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is probably the most "complex" song I have written, in terms of time signature, instrumentation, and lyrics.
There's some bad distortion on this recording, which turned me off to the song as a whole. In 2002 I found an earlier, less distorted version ("Anand's Journey (original)"), which is now included as a bonus track.
Anyway, the distortion on this particular recording really annoyed me. I also wasn't happy with the "flow" of the music; it seemed awkward. As as result, I think I developed an aversion to "intentional complexity", not just in music but in all forms of creativivity and behavior in general.
Lyrics to "Anand's Journey":
VERSE: anand leapt over the waves of doubt that surrounded him and hopped onto the donkey of reason that confounded him he tried to hold onto the logical reins but the superego saddle was just too much for one day but the superego VERSE W/ MELODY: he hit the beach like a slab of ambergris collapsing and pleading with himself to endure this his despair it increased as the smouldering sun beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand whatcha gonna do? wish i knew anand, anand anand where ya gonna go? who do you know? VERSE: anand woke with a start from his terrible dream he shivered and gasped a great sigh of relief he was lying on the hill where he had hit his head on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead VERSE W/ MELODY: with tears in his eyes and blood in his hair he stumbled up the mountain in search of a trail his head begain aching and he felt all alone he wondered where his friends had run off to oh he wondered what his friends had encountered CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand whatcha gonna do? wish i knew anand, anand anand where ya gonna go? you're all alone anand, anand anand don't be blue - they'll come back for you anand, anand anand you're the hero - so on with the show! BRIDGE: [instrumental] VERSE: he tromped up the slope to the tree-covered summit he tried to hum a tune so his spirits wouldn't plummet from the top of the mount he could see fifteen miles across the valley he saw a castle's spires he decided to head for the castle VERSE W/ MELODY: four hours later he climbed the last knoll the fortress stood above him, a hundred feet tall he threw a rock at the gate and a guard shouted "halt!" they saw he was alone so they opened the door they escorted him into the castle CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand you feel like a yankee in king arthur's court anand, anand anand is this a dream or have you gone nuts? anand, anand anand where are your friends? are they captives too? anand, anand anand what's gonna happen, happen to you? what's gonna happen to you?
Allen and Luke
- Songs to Sleep By track 14
- College Collage track 15
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 4:52
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This returns to the "safe and easy" pop-reggae-funk formula in which I feel most comfortable. It was a reaction against the clunky complexity of "Anand's Journey".
Lyrics to "Allen and Luke":
INTRO: are you ready? (are you ready?) to get busy? (get busy?) are you ready? (are you ready?) to go down... (down down down) to the land... (land land land) of the anchovies? (woooh!) CHORUS: allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft VERSE: i'll tell you my story, i'll tell you my story, hey hey i'm a little bit worried, a little bit worried uh-uh i'll tell you my story, i'll tell you my story, here we go we were walking through the forest, carefully watching our step when we found a raft and paddles by the side of the lake i said, "lukey, let's try it out, come mek we see where the lake goes" - "ha, ha!" jon laughed at me and told me i was crazy but we got inside the boat and started to paddle away "swish, swish!" and soon we got all the way out to the center of the lake well, luke's a tiny bit nervous - he's doesn't like the water "oh, no!" and all of sudden, the raft it starts to shudder CHORUS: allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft allen and luke in a raft VERSE: "yah hoo" "sha-sha" humming, etc... well, we trembled and we shaken as the water gets wilder and the sky begins to darken and there's lighting and thunder we look along the banks to mek we find some shelter and we find a spot that's likely, and we paddle real hard when we're almost to the bank luke suddenly yells out "stop!" i look up from the raft and stare into face of a monster well, we try to turn around but instead we're swept closer and arms reach out to grab us and make us their prisoner CHORUS: allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured what's gonna happen to them? allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured allen and luke get captured what's gonna happen to them? BRIDGE: allen and luke got dragged from their boat to the shore down a path to a door inside were many more the monsters they tried to chat and smiled a lot. luke and allen sat on chairs made of animal skins they were puzzled by the monster's grins BRIDGE-CHORUS: they're friendly they're really friendly they seem so friendly you'd never know that they're gonna cook you they're gonna eat you they're gonna chop you up bit by bit and never let you go META-BRIDGE: we gotta escape, we gotta, we gotta we gotta escape, we gotta, we gotta... hey big and ugly - look over there! quick, luke! jump out the door! CHORUS: allen and luke are running allen and luke are running allen and luke are running for their lives VERSE: let's pick up the story, let's pick up the story, hey, hey so on with the story, so on with the story... ah-hah let's pick up the story, let's pick up the story, that's right we kept on running and we kept on running with the monsters on our heels - they were closely trailing over the hills, and through the forest, streams and valleys until we came to a great big field the monsters were catching up, they were almost upon us when we spied in the distance a couple of buildings and our feet they surged ahead with new found energy because outside the building we saw some people, people, people, people CHORUS: allen and luke reach safety "yee haw!" allen and luke reach safety allen and luke reach safety at last allen and luke reach safety allen and luke reach safety allen and luke reach safety at "testing the cup"
Travis and Jon
- Songs to Sleep By track 15
- Sunday Sampler track 6
- College Collage track 16
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 2:11
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This touches base with easy-listening jazz, which is my other "safe and easy" genre. It's a gentle and pretty little tune. However, like "The LoveFish", it seems out of sync with the rest of the BITLOTA songs.
Lyrics to "Travis and Jon":
meanwhile, on a path many miles away under a gorgeous blue sky untouched by clouds, unblemished, perfect travis and jon walked along admiring the beauty of this strange world they had time to think and reflect upon the days of old and now, they plodded on until they came to a stream that tumbled down into the lake below jon looked out over the water far below and thought he could make out the image of a small raft trav sighed peacefully ahh.... "what could be better than this?" trav asked "this is indeed wonderful," replied jon "i wonder how the others are doing are they faring as well? are they basking in the beauty of this otherworld?" trav and jon walked along
Testing the Cup
- Songs to Sleep By track 16
- College Collage track 17
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 2:44
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This returns to the story of about Allen and Luke, which gave me an excuse to write another pop-reggae-funk song (since it was their "theme").
The lyrics describe the silliest scene in the play, in which jock strap testers hurl themselves against a brick wall as a means of testing their protective equipment.
Lyrics to "Testing the Cup":
INTRO: now we return to the story of allen and luke! "huh!" CHORUS: "woah-oh" "woah-oh"... VERSE: testin' the cup, i say testin' the cup there's a table here full of all kinds of jock straps i know something and something's up we're gonna get asked to test the cup! i don't wanna test the cup! please don't make me test the cup! "now just hold still and will you please shut up! i'm not gonna hurt you - just strap on the jock! is it fastened on tight? now we test the cup!" CHORUS: oh, uh-oh... now we test the cup... VERSE: he said, "there's the wall - you need to run toward it and thrust your body against the bricks then we'll check the cup for dents and cracks if the cup busts, well, that's the breaks! ha ha ha ha," he laughed and slapped me on the back. "just test the cup!" "okay," i sighed. "now on your marks... get set, and go!" and i took off MINI-BRIDGE: "run, luke, run!" run, run, run, run, run, etc.. "ow!!!!!!" CHORUS: [crack] oooo-oh... [groan] VERSE: [high voice] "ow!" i cried, "i think i smashed my nuts" allen looked at me with a worried face his turn was next and he was nervous he didn't want to run - that was obvious the man said, "never mind the wall - there are more ways than that!" from behind the table he grabbed a baseball bat! i said, "you must be crazy - you're some kind of nut!" and i kicked him in the balls and we took off CHORUS: woah... chased by crazy people...
Almost There
- Songs to Sleep By track 17
- College Collage track 18
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 3:03
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is told from the perspective of Luke, who is Australian. Hopefully this explains my lame fake accent. In the story, we're approaching a climactic confrontation. Not that anyone cares.
Lyrics to "Almost There":
VERSE: well, we followed the trail into the night it was getting pretty dark; we wish we had a flashlight then we heard something crawling off to the right it jumped out of the bushes! we trembled in fright CHORUS: is our time up? are we doomed to die? in this strange world, under an alien sky? werrrwwwwwerrrwwwerrrww... VERSE: we hurried along... trying to escape when we heard a voice behind us, saying "hey, guys, wait up!" it was anand! and he was dressed in a cape i said, "you spooked us! i was about to cry rape!" CHORUS: well, i'm glad to see you i glad you're okay i wonder how trav and jon are doing today VERSE: anand told us about the castle, about his dream and his fall he said he was lucky and escaped through a hole in the wall of the castle, because they wouldn't let him leave they thought he was a spy and they were going to cleave CHORUS: his head off they were setting up the guillotine so he took off in the middle of the night he wanted to get home all right VERSE: the three of us strode on through the darkening world 'til we came to a boulder glowing white like a pearl i said, "maybe we should stop here, and get some rest" and at that precise moment an arrow hit me in the chest CHORUS: oh god, i'm gonna die! i cried to myself but i felt no pain and then i began to laugh ha ha ha ha VERSE: the arrow was an illusion, cast by a white-robed magician he was waving for our attention, dodging bolts of lightning he was battling a shadow, a spector eminating evil two more shapes emerged from the wood as we silently hurried CHORUS: it was travis and jon! at last they'd come to join us the battle raged on and on on and on before us
The Battle
- Songs to Sleep By track 18
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 7
- College Collage track 19
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 1:41
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This was my first attempt to actually sing like a "normal" person. The music was funky enough for me to not feel self-conscious while I was recording the vocals. Upon listening to it later, however, I think I felt like I'd been pretentious.
Strange bit of trivia: I received an email in late 2004 from a guy who saw the lyrics to "The Battle" on the internet. He wanted to hear the song. I uploaded the mp3. He thanked me and said "the song was good". So far, that's my only piece of anonymous fan mail.
Lyrics to "The Battle":
VERSE: it's a party (party party party) streaking right through the air we got cosmic confetti and roman candles an occasional cake thrown by one of the magicians it's a ruckus (ruckus ruckus ruckus) and i think i am going deaf with missiles exploding and thunder roaring we better get out of here before we catch our death! VERSE: jon, luke and anand (anand anand anand) why don't stay right over there allen and i are gonna try get a parlay we're gonna need their help if we're gonna get back home VERSE: [scat]
Gonna Die Today
- Songs to Sleep By track 19
- College Collage track 20
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 1:46
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is similar in spirit to "IPECAC is Dead". It's like a goofy smile, intending to dispel any airs of pretentiousness.
Lyrics to "Gonna Die Today":
VERSE: by now, jon's pretty nervous he begins to sweat, and finally he says: CHORUS: oh, oh, oh we're gonna die today and i don't want this to happen! oh, oh, oh i'm gonna die today i just wanna go home VERSE: luke looks over at jon as if he were crazy he says: CHORUS: so, so what - we're gonna die today you don't see me sweatin' so, so what - we're gonna die today i don't really care VERSE: anand also tries to join the conversation and he goes: CHORUS: hey, you guys, we're gonna die today is this the end of the story? are we really gonna die today? must we call it quits? VERSE: allen, just returning from the parlay with trav and overhearing the gist of his friends' conversation, pipes in: CHORUS: come on guys we're gonna die today we might as well stick together 'cause if we happen to die today you're the last friends i'll ever see VERSE: trav shakes his head in wonder at his friends' stupidity he says: CHORUS: no one's gonna die today now get your butts off the ground the magicians agreed to let their battle wait they're gonna help us get back home so shut up!
Going Home
- Songs to Sleep By track 20
- Mix 1 (sy55) track 8
- College Collage track 21
- recorded: 1993-04-25 (guess)
- length: 4:25
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is my favorite BITLOTA song. The refrain at the end got stuck in my head for days (make that years). To this day I can still distinctly remember the evening after I finished recording the song (and album) and was jogging to Beth's dorm in a triumphant mood. At the time, I felt it was my best song yet.
Lyrics to "Going Home":
VERSE: we trod up the hill the world had stopped - it just stood still birds in the air, frozen in place the only movement was our laboured pace kelpor agreed to take us home the other magician we left alone they had called a truce just a while ago so here we were in a world of stone CHORUS: (of stone of stone of stone...) VERSE: finally kelpor called a halt the moon was bright and around us we saw the raft, the tree, the switch, the rock: this was where we came in - we all started to talk at once CHORUS: (at once at once at once...) BRIDGE: and kelpor said... shut up! if you wanna go home, shut your mouth shut up it's important that you do this or you'll never see your home again so shut up i'm not gonna tell you again now, shut up i've got to concentrate! VERSE: poof! he vanished in a cloud of smoke and left us poor boys on our own we could only guess where he'd gone off to then suddenly he reappeared "i've found the way out, so hurry it up!" he motioned to a gaping hole we staggered back from the awful stench of excrement - "we gotta jump through that?" CHORUS: (through that through that...) "yes, now do it!" VERSE: one by one we summoned the nerve and jumped into the stinking pit and through the tunnel we tumbled and fell and then we emerged, from under a tail BRIDGE: oh it was mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry hey look, there's mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry oh it was mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry i said i think she's hungry again hey look, there's mimi and now, we're in her litter box and, uh, i think she's hungry i think, i think she's hungry again
Die Today Reprise
- Songs to Sleep By track 21
- College Collage track 22
- recorded: 1993-04-25
- other names: Die Reprise
- length: 0:08
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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I wanted to end the album on a silly note, so I recycled a bit from "Gonna Die Today". I think this was the first time I ever used a "reprise" to finish an album.
Lyrics to "Die Today Reprise":
'cause if we happen to die today you're the last friends i'll ever see
End Chatter 1993
- College Collage track 23
- recorded: 1993-04-25
- other names: End of Tape Talk
- length: 2:23
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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More end-of-tape chatter. This one's more energetic and interesting than the one on College Collection. It's a little more annoying, though. Which is worse: boring or annoying?
Note that I called this album "1993 College Collection". I shortly afterwards renamed it "1993 College Collage" to distinguish it from 1992's College Collection.
I also referred to songs created in October 1992. This is before I moved "Early Release" through "Christmas in Cancun 2" (all created in 1992 to College Collection.
Lyrics to "End Chatter 1993":
hi there, this is travis i am fulfilling my tradition of speaking at the end of the tapes this is the end of the 1993 college collection there are 24 songs and they date back from october of '92 all the way through the present, which is april the 25th of '93 so that's 24 songs in just, i don't know, like 3,4, about half a year uh, i think that's a lot - that's a lot more than I've done recently anyway the first side of course was the, uh, more, uh, poppy oriented kind of experimental at times stuff uh, some of the songs on the first side i really like the second side, of course, is, uh, except for two songs the second side is all devoted to "band in the land of the anchovies" which is about 35 to 40 minutes long and it's taken from the play that i wrote in paris yes, i've been to paris, nyah nyah nyah that's spelled "n.y.a.h. n.y.a.h. n.y.a.h" i have to hop on a bus in about 20 seconds so this will be brief well, it has to be brief because i'm running out of tape um, the album cover was fun to make, not and, um, don't you love that? here: where are you at? there we go i'm hip, i'm cool, buy my record it's not even a record; it's a tape well, anyways it's not even a tape technically; it's a cassette a tape is much much [mumble] okay, understand the distinction? all right well, we're getting towards the very very end of the tape and, uh, i'd just like to say hello to everybody this album was devoted it was devoted i think, is that the word? no, that's not the word it was -- i have to wait about 3 minutes until the word comes to me it was dedicated, dedicated, to beth ogura and she'll be glad to hear that i hope enjoyed it and listen to more of my albums which will surely come out in the near future of course, you know, uh, yeah i'll end with a really bad joke what do you get when you cross, um a "band in the land of the anchovies" song and a non-"band in the land of the anchovies" song? ready for the punchline? you get: nothing 'cause one's matter and one's anti-matter that was really bad it doesn't matter!
Anand's Journey (original)
- College Collage track 24
- recorded: 1993-0?-??
- length: 5:43
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
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This is the original version of "Anand's Journey". It's less distorted. You can hear the vocals more clearly, and I made fewer vocal mistakes. The sax's reverb sounds better, too.
I don't know why I didn't use this version on the tape. Maybe I felt it didn't have as much "life"?
Lyrics to "Anand's Journey (original)":
VERSE: anand leapt over the waves of doubt that surrounded him and hopped onto the donkey of reason that confounded him he tried to hold onto the logical reins but the superego saddle was just too much for one day but the superego saddle was just too much for one day VERSE W/ MELODY: he hit the beach like a slab of ambergris collapsing and pleading with himself to endure this his despair it increased as the smouldering sun beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon CHORUS: anand, anand anand whatcha gonna do? wish i knew anand, anand anand where ya gonna go? who do you know? VERSE: anand woke with a start from his terrible dream he shivered and gasped a great sigh of relief he was lying on a hill where he had hit his head on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead VERSE W/ MELODY: with tears in his eyes and blood in his hair he stumbled up the mountain in search of a trail his head begain aching and he felt all alone he wondered where his friends had run off to he wondered what his friends had encountered CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand whatcha gonna do? wish i knew anand, anand anand where ya gonna go? you're all alone anand, anand anand don't be blue - they'll come back for you anand, anand anand you're the hero - so on with the show! BRIDGE: [instrumental] VERSE: he tromped up the slope to the tree-covered summit he tried to hum a tune so his spirits wouldn't plummet from the top of the mount he could see fifteen miles across the valley he saw a castle's spires he decided to head for the castle VERSE W/ MELODY: four hours later he climbed the last knoll the fortress stood above him, a hundred feet tall he threw a rock at the gate and a guard shouted "halt!" they saw he was alone so they opened the door they escorted him into the castle CHORUS: oh anand, anand anand you feel like a yankee in king arthur's court anand, anand anand is this a dream or have you gone nuts? anand, anand anand where are your friends? are they captives too? anand, anand anand what's gonna happen, happen to you? what's gonna happen to you?