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2024 Battle of the E-Bands
  • Title: College Collage
  • Artist: Tripecac
  • Timespan: 1993
  • Theme: poppy flops
  • Length: 79:28
  • Tracks: 24
  • Lyrics: 23
  • MP3s: 24 play all locally
  • Rating: (none) rate this album

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Painted Friend lyrics 4:42 download listen locally - 1993-01-01
2 Numb (live) lyrics 4:52 download listen locally - 1993-01-03
3 Funny Head lyrics 3:34 download listen locally - 1993-0?-??
4 The Flop lyrics 4:45 download listen locally - 1993-02-12
5 IPECAC is Dead lyrics 1:44 download listen locally - 1993-02-??
6 I Don't Wanna lyrics 2:08 download listen locally - 1993-02-21 (none)
7 Buzz of Nothing lyrics 3:42 download listen locally - 1993-02-2? (none)
8 Filler lyrics 3:06 download listen locally - 1993-02-2? (none)
9 The Raft lyrics 3:33 download listen locally - 1993-02-26
10 In Voice Only lyrics 2:45 download listen locally - 1993-0?-??
11 Eaten by Mimi lyrics 5:07 download listen locally - 1993-0?-??
12 The LoveFish - 4:29 download listen locally - 1993-0?-??
13 Narration lyrics 0:35 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
14 Anand's Journey lyrics 5:30 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
15 Allen and Luke lyrics 4:52 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
16 Travis and Jon lyrics 2:11 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
17 Testing the Cup lyrics 2:44 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
18 Almost There lyrics 3:03 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
19 The Battle lyrics 1:41 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
20 Gonna Die Today lyrics 1:46 download listen locally - 1993-0?-?? (none)
21 Going Home lyrics 4:25 download listen locally - 1993-04-25 (none)
22 Die Today Reprise lyrics 0:08 download listen locally - 1993-04-25 (none)
23 End Chatter 1993 lyrics 2:23 download listen locally - 1993-04-25 (none)
24 Anand's Journey (original) lyrics 5:43 download listen locally - 1993-0?-??
Total 79:28 play all locally album rating: (none)

Notes

I recorded these songs in the first part of 1993, when I was at college.

"Eaten by Mimi" through "Die Today Reprise" are based on a play I wrote in 1990 called "The Band in the Land of the Anchovies". It was a silly fantasy story involving the members of the Master Anchovies (Allen, Anand, Jon, Luke, and me). By 1993, it looked unlikely that we'd ever actually perform or film the play, so I decided to "perform" it myself, musically. These songs are the result.

My main instrument was a Yamaha SY55 keyboard workstation. I also added a Roland TR-505 drum machine on many of the songs.

I'm pretty sure I was recording with a four-track by this point (instead of a mixer and tape deck). I'd record the SY55 and drum machine together first (onto separate mono tracks), and then add vocals and sound effects to the remaining two tracks.

Here's a scan of the original tape cover (from 1993):

College Collage tape cover

Participants

Name Performed Wrote
Travis Emmitt Yamaha SY55, Roland TR-505, vocals all music and lyrics

Songs

Painted Friend

The intro states that the song is about Jon, but it's actually not. It's a fictional story about posessiveness.

Not many people said they liked this song when I first recorded it. Perhaps it sounded too much like a "conventional" pop-song. I always liked it, though; it's probably my favorite song on the album.

The date is approximate. I know it preceded "Numb (live)", which was recorded on 1993-01-03, and I'm pretty sure I wrote it in 1993.

Lyrics to "Painted Friend":

INTRO:
  from the depths of the ocean came the nerd
  flying his ego like a tethered bird
  a falconer with guano stains
  and fish guts where his heart should be
  tactless, foolish sophomore
  filthy head, drowned in dreams

  this is a song about our friend jon
  a covetous geek who fell in love
  but eventually became enamoured
  with his own artisty
  all else perished

VERSE:
  i want your eyes forever
  and i want your hair for keeps
  i'm gonna make you stare at me
  i'm gonna make you live with me

CHORUS:
  i want to nail you to the wall
  and put you in a frame
  and keep you in my room
  you're my little painted friend

VERSE:
  i want your lips forever (forever)
  and i want your beautiful cheeks
  i'm gonna make you mine, all mine (all mine)
  the painting never sleeps

CHORUS:
  i want to nail you to the wall
  and put you in a frame
  and keep you in my room
  you're my little painted friend

  hit it trav
  [EP solo]

BRIDGE:
  mine, all mine
  gotta make ya, gotta make ya
  you're mine, all mine
  gotta get ya, gotta get ya
  mine, all mine
  gotta get ya, gotta get ya
  you're mine, all mine

VERSE: [EP solo]

VERSE:
  my life is but a canvas
  my brain is but a bowl (but a bowl)
  you're the beautifullest painting (beautiful)
  that ever caressed my soul

CHORUS:
  i want to nail you to the wall
  and put you in a frame
  and keep you in my room
  you're my little painted friend

BRIDGE:
  mine, all mine
  mine, all mine
  gotta make ya, gotta make ya, gotta make ya
  mine, all mine
  mine, all mine
  

Numb (live)

This "live" version of "Numb" my fifth (and hopefully final) attempt at getting the song "right". I don't like it as much as the version on Archives, although the bridge (or "middle-eight") is pretty neat.

The applause is fake (of course). I don't remember where I got it.

Lyrics to "Numb (live)":

VERSE:
  there was this girl you liked so much
  you tried so hard that she left you
  another guy came and took your place
  so you were left to suffer

TRANSITION:
  you don't want to feel the world around you
  you'd rather be numb than feel the pain
  you don't want to take the blows you're given
  you'd rather just slippin' away

  you don't want to feel the world around you
  you'd rather be numb than feel the pain
  you don't want to take the blows you're given
  you'd rather just slippin' away

VERSE:
  your world it seemed to collapse
  and moping in complete and utter ruin
  you grew a shell about yourself
  to shield you from the world and the women

TRANSITION:
  your heart became broken so you froze it
  immobilized your blood to numb the hurt
  and now that your heart is hardened
  you try to set yourself from the world

CHORUS:
  'cause you're numb,  blood frozen
  afraid to let your feelings show
  you're numb, blood frozen
  you'd rather hide than take the blows

VERSE:
  further and deeper you slipped
  from life's painful reality
  and into the solace and the universe of
  your endless, comforting dreams

TRANSITION:
  you don't want to feel the world around you
  you'd rather be numb than feel the pain
  you don't want to take the blows you're given
  you'd rather just slippin' away

CHORUS:
  'cause you're numb, a turtle
  hiding safe beneath your shell
  you're numb and miserable
  you dug your hole, but it went to hell

BRIDGE:
  you're numb
  you're numb

  you were new to the game
  and open to pain
  you felt a great loss
  your grief's been the boss

  you're numbing your mind
  but deep inside
  you know this is wrong
  you've hidden too long
  you've hidden too long

  you're so numb, you're so numb...

CHORUS:
  you're numb, blood frozen
  afraid to let your feelings show
  you're numb, blood frozen
  you'd rather hide than take the blows

VERSE:
  further and deeper you slipped
  from life's painful reality
  into the solace and the universe of
  your endless, comforting dreams

TRANSITION:
  you don't want to feel the world around you
  you'd rather be numb than feel the pain
  you don't want to take the blows you're given
  you'd rather just slippin' away

  your heart became broken so you froze it
  immobilized your blood to numb the hurt
  and now that your heart is hardened
  you try to set yourself from the world

CHORUS:
  you're numb, blood frozen
  afraid to let your feelings show
  you're numb, blood frozen
  you'd rather hide than take the blows

  'cause you're numb, a turtle
  hiding safe beneath your shell
  'cause you're numb and miserable
  you dug your hole, but it went to hell
  hell hell hell...
  

Funny Head

This pokes fun at the "neo-hippie" college girls spending hours and hours getting their "hastily-thrown-together" outfits just right. I think my sister was starting to hang around with that crowd by this time, and I regarded her latest "granola girl" fashion with a great deal of cynicism. I knew she was self-conscious but her clothes seems to insist that she wasn't. Pretentiousness is a real button-pusher for me. :)

Lyrics to "Funny Head":

INTRO:
  funny head

CHORUS:
  i'm gonna change the world, you'll see
  i'll get everybody to dress like me
  i'll have a boyfriend, a million dollar home
  and i'll be on magazines all the world round

VERSE:
  well, she looked kind of silly
  like she was out of her willy
  she wore rainbow tights
  and a skirt that was frilly
  a fedora upon her dreadlocked head
  and a hospital gown that was tie-dyed red

  well, i couldn't help myself
  i wrinkled up my nose
  i said, "sister,
  you need some money for some clothes?"
  she said "no, this is stylish,
  it's hip, it's fabulous"
  i said, "it's okay for pyjamas,
  but don't wear it out of the house"

CHORUS:
  she said,
  "i'm gonna change the world, you'll see
  i'll get everybody to dress like me
  i may look awkward and i may look query
  but fashion's gonna catch up to me
  one of these years

VERSE:
  so i'm supposed to believe
  that she's ahead of her time
  well, all she looks to me is
  a girl with troubled mind

  i said, "why do you do this?
  has your judgement flown south?"
  she said, "conformity
  leaves a bitter taste in my mouse

  well, where are your friends?
  do they dress like you?
  do they paint their hair purple
  and wear combat boots?

  well, she let out a laugh (ha!)
  and a sarcastic smile
  and said "what's wrong with that?
  this my style!"

CHORUS:
  we're gonna change the world, you'll see
  i'll get everybody to dress like me
  my friends are behind me, so what can go wrong
  a utopian society's what we've been
    waiting for for so long

BRIDGE:
  hey, we're gonna take over the world
  hey, we're gonna take over the world
  hey, we're gonna take over the world
  hey, we're gonna take over the world

VERSE: [solos]

CHORUS:
  we're gonna change the world, you'll see
  i'll get everybody to dress like me
  and then we'll live in harmony
  everlasting peace

BRIDGE:
  hey, we're gonna take over the world
  hey, we're gonna take over the world
  hey, we're gonna take over the world
  hey, we're gonna take over the world
  

The Flop

This is about behaving crude and immature as a way of getting attention without seeming pretentious, although one could argue that a 20-year-old acting like a 10-year old is pretentious. This "regressive behavior" had been a habit of mine for a long time and was, I felt, just as immature as the fashion-babies in "Funny Head".

Some of the lyrics are pretty disgusting if you pay attention, but their juvenility is part of the story.

Lyrics to "The Flop":

VERSE 1:
  i'm introducing the flop, formally called the dead anchovy flop
  where you flop on one side, wriggle a bit and then stop

  well, another name for this song is the dead anchovy ditty
  it's cute, it's fast, it's fun and all...
  and it's a sure way of winning your pity.

CHORUS:
  i'm doin' the flop (flop!)
  the dead anchovy flop
  oh, we're doin' the flop
  the dead anchovy flop

VERSE 2:
  when you're brave enough to manage to make a fool out of yourself
  but you're not man enough to face the consequences
  and all you wanna do is curl into a little fetus-ball
  and hide away inside her womb and numb your senses

  as a last resort you make a few retorts
  and then retreat into your mother's warm defenses
  and you think you're safe, that you've escaped disgrace
  but instead you flow out with her menses

CHORUS:
  you're doin' the flop
    (that's so gross!)
  the dead anchovy flop
    (jeesh, i'm floppy now...  gnawt)
  oh we're doin' the flop
    (gnawt is right; travis, you're sick)
  the dead anchovy flop
    (let's play some solos to shut trav up)
  make like a dead fish

SOLOS:
  go trav
  go trav
  go trav, go travis...
  1, 2... 1, 2, 3, 4...

CHORUS:
  i'm doin' the flop
    "okay trav - you gonna cooperate now?"
  the dead anchovy flop
    "you guys don't like me anymore."
  oh i'm doin' the flop
    "well, try to be a little cleaner, trav"
  the dead anchovy flop
    "nobody likes me, everybody hates me..."

VERSE 3:
  well okay, fine.  i think i understand.
  i've gotta start acting like a full grown man
  no i don't wanna do it!  i don't wanna grow up!
  cause i'm a toys r us kid!  and i'm gonna jump!

CHORUS:
  i'm gonna jump!
  i'm really gonna jump.
  i'm gonna hurl myself right over this balcony
  i'm really gonna do it - i'm really gonna jump!
  make like a dead fish

BRIDGE:
  ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

  well, i'm dead.         (that's nice)
  are you happy?
  feelin' guilty...  yet?
  see my broken neck?     (so?)

  i'm floppy!             (who cares?)
  like a dead, dead fish  (go away)
  have i got your pity?   (no!)
  have i got my wish?

  oh it's all a game
  for your sympathy                  (fine)
  and all i really want you to do is (what?)
  pay attention to me                (no!)

  now i'll come out and say it:   (you're a geek!)
  i admit that i'm uncool         (d**n right)
  i hate myself for being a wimp  (go away!)
  so you can pity me even more!   (you suck!)

CHORUS:
  i did the flop
  the dead anchovy flop   (you're just amazing)
  i did the flop
  the dead anchovy flop

VERSE 4: [spoken:]
  all solos were recorded first-take.
    (this was recorded february 12th 1993)
  i've got my roland drum machine, my yamaha keyboard
    (it was recorded in my room in williamsburg virginia)
  my reverb box, my four track...
    (in my dorm room, just me, no on else, solo...)
  sheesh.  i'm so sick of this song.
    (me too!)

CHORUS:
  we all did the flop
    (all right)
  the dead anchovy flop
    (all right, that's cool)
  yeah we all did the flop
    (all right, uh-huh)
  the dead anchovy flop
    (uh-huh, sing it again, trav)

  this song is a flop
    (i agree with you, i agree with you)
  a really bad flop
    (big one too)
  this song is a flop
    (you got that right)
  so it's gotta stop
  

IPECAC is Dead

This little ditty is a belated funeral dirge for IPECAC, which had disbanded in 1990. I think my hope was to finally "put the lid on IPECAC's coffin" so that I wouldn't write any more songs about Jon or my old music. That's ironic, because the number of songs about Jon (and the rest of the Master Anchovies) dramatically increased over the next couple of years.

The shaker was one of the few pieces of acoustic percussion in Tripecac. I don't remember what I used for it.

Lyrics to "IPECAC is Dead":

VERSE:
  ipecac is dead, my friend
  never gonna sing about lepers again
  never gonna bang on pots and pans
  it's all a part of the past

  ipecac is gone and so is jon
  i'm never gonna hear his saxophone
  wailing and purring its pretty swan-song
  i knew we could never last

CHORUS:
  ipecac, how sweet a syrum we were
  ipecac, how smooth a groove we could conjure
  ipecac, hovering on the edge of celebrity
  ipecac is dead, my friend
  just like the master anchovies

VERSE:
  ipecac backwards is "cacepi"
  sounds a bit like cacaphony
  never mind the euphony
  it never was really there

  ipecac was quite a combination
  jon on the sax, the pianos, and drums
  trav on keyboards and mellophone
  what an awesome sounding pair

CHORUS:
  ipecac, how sweet a syrum we were
  ipecac, how smooth a groove we could conjure
  ipecac, hovering on the edge of celebrity
  ipecac is dead, my friends
  but don't mourn for me
  

I Don't Wanna

I initially wrote this for Anand, who told me he was getting tired of being a student. For a while it became a "theme song" for me, at least in my own head, especially whenever I wasn't feeling enthusiastic about going to work or classes or anything "un-fun". It's not about depression; it's about loving entertainment and not wanting to leave it.

The intro is actually the ending from the previous song ("IPECAC is Dead").

There are actually some more lyrics which never made it into the song. They explain the context a little better:

AT START:
  "tell me about it."
  "tell you about what?"
  "well, how's school goin'?"
  "pretty awful, to tell the truth."

AT END:
  well you say that every morning
  when you're head's still thick and sleepy
  and you'd rather just keep on snoring
  well, what if you kept on sleeping?

Lyrics to "I Don't Wanna":

INTRO:
  don't mourn for me
  ipec- (sigh)
  song for anand
  hit it

VERSE:
  oh, I don't wanna go to school today
  i just wanna stay home and bum
  i don't wanna pull out all my books today
  i just wanna relax and have fun

CHORUS:
  yee-hoo!!!

VERSE:
  oh, i don't wanna go to class today
  i just wanna stay in bed and read
  i don't wanna do any work today
  my books and my music - that's all I really need

CHORUS:
  come on, baby!
  

Buzz of Nothing

This song, subtitled "Sophomore Blues", examines the darker, "downside" moments of the "hermitainment" (hermit + entertainment) lifestyle.

Sometimes, especially when you're a poor college student, it's possible to run out of fresh sources of entertainment within your "rompus room" (dorm room in my case). Instead of looking outward into the "Real World" for new sources and locations of amusement, there's often a tendency to remain in the same old familiar (but no longer entertaining) location, either out of genuinely unconscious behavioral inertia or out of a very conscious (even conscientious) task-oriented instinct to "fix the problem" (which is in this case the lack of entertainment options) before progressing to the next activity or location, which would be the leaving of the room to go outside.

It's kinda like cleaning up after yourself; you want to leave the room more pleasant than when you entered it. If the room is not "enjoyable" now, then instead of just leaving the room in its not-so-fun state, it's "better" to fix the problem before leaving. That way, when you do leave the room, you'll be happy when you're away, because you know there's something fun waiting for you when you return.

This work-first-play-later ethic applied to entertainment is, I have found, very effective at maintaining high morale and therefore productivity (which in turn contributes to high morale). The main downside is that there are definitely moments when you're struggling very hard to find something fun to do... way past the point where "normal" people would just give up and go outside.

In my case, a frequent "solution" was to start working on a song (e.g., this one). Of course, the actual lyrics in this song aren't all that intellectual. They simply express the feelings of wanting to break out of a period of monotony, but without really knowing how to do it. I think one day I was becoming frustrated at not being able to solve the "boredom problem" intellectually and started thinking about a more primal, "brute force" approach; hence all the references to blood, violence, and a "regression" to younger, simpler-minded days.

Blaa blaa blaa. Man, that was long winded. And boring. What was I thinking? Who writes like that anymore? These days we like short sentences. Or sentence fragments. Thanks to the internet, I think. Instant messaging in particular. Yeah.

Lyrics to "Buzz of Nothing":

INTRO:

CHORUS:
  oh i've got the sophomore blues
    (sophomore blues)
  i'm tired of the same old shoes
    (they're so dull and blaa)
  i wanna fling them off
    (yay!)
  i wanna hop around
    (wooh!)
  i wanna bare my feet to the cold, cold ground
    (i wanna wake up)

VERSE:
  i wanna scream away the haze of boredom
  that's drifted down onto my life
    (it's smothering me)
  i wanna punch the lights out of the cruel, dull god
  who sits upon his pedestal of white

  pristine white
  sparkling white
  fluffy cloud white
  white it's white

CHORUS:
  it's sticking, coalescing
  forming a crust of z's
  my brain is fuzz
  i'm addicted to the buzz of nothing
  of nothing, of nothing

  my brain is fuzz
  i'm addicted to the buzz of nothing

  buzz of nothing
  my brain is fuzz
  and i'm addicted to the buzz

BRIDGE:
  my fingers are drumming
  i can't stop this humming
  i'm gonna go nuts
  if i cannot break of out this

  my fingers are drumming
  i can't stop this humming
  i'm gonna go nuts
  if i cannot break of out this

  my fingers are drumming
  i can't stop this humming
  i'm gonna go nuts
  if i cannot break of out this

  my fingers are drumming
  i can't stop this humming
  i'm gonna go nuts
  if i cannot break of out this

  womb

VERSE:
  i wanna be born again   (born again)
  i wanna see the light for the very first time
  i wanna roll in the blood of my new beginning
  i wanna cuddle up to the afterbirth
  and confide all my secrets in him

  i wanna fling my own blood at the doctors
  and try to make the laugh (ha ha ha ha ha)
  i wanna cut my guts open again and again
  i'm just sick of this miserable tedium
  that i'm engulfed in
  again, again, again (again, again, again)

CHORUS:
  oooh, sophomore blues
    (sophomore blues)
  same old shoes
    (they're so dull and blaa)
  i wanna hop around
  on the cold, cold ground
    (i wanna wake up)

  ooh la la la i've got the sophomore blues
    (sophomore blues)
  tired of the same old shoes
  i wanna fling them off
  i wanna hop around
  i wanna bear my feet to the cold, cold ground
    (cold, cold, it's so cold)
  to the cold, cold ground
    (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now)
  to the cold, cold ground
    (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now)
  to the cold, cold ground
    (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now)
  to the cold, cold ground
    (i wanna wake up, i wanna wake up now)
  

Filler

If you think this is bad, just wait until you hear my 1999 album (South or Southeast)!!! (I'm not a very good salesman am I?)

Actually, the piano line that peeks through the backwards music is a carefully composed tune which I still occasionally practice today. It's probably the only Tripecac song that I can play in its entirety.

This was probably recorded the same day as "Buzz of Nothing".

Lyrics to "Filler":

[backwards]
  ??? we were a sunny side ???
  

The Raft

This is about a white-water rafting trip in West Virginia, at least on the surface (no pun intended). Deeper down you might find some sexual innuendoes, but they may be just coincidences. I'm not sure; I don't remember my state of mind when I wrote it.

People seemed to like this song a lot. I don't know if they liked it because of the adventurous subject matter, or if they liked the music. I thought it was okay.

Lyrics to "The Raft":

VERSE:
  there's a white water gorge in west virginia
  for three hundred bucks you can hire a raft
  you'll find an old redneck to drive you down to the river
  in his beat-up truck; he's got tobacco breath

  a wad in his cheek when he helps you unload the junk
  you pass him a twenty and with a gleam in his eye
  he hops back into his rusty truck
  and then he putters back home, and he waves goodbye

CHORUS:
  leaving you alone
  with a raft and some paddles in the middle of west virginia
  it's time to inflate the raft

  now, blow!   [blowing sounds]
  blow! blow! blow! ...

  now ease the raft into the water!  that's good!  let's go!
  set adrift!

VERSE:
  float down the river under beautiful mountains
  welcome mother nature, say hello to the trees
  relax for while, let your muscles unwind
  the water's wide and flat, and there's a gentle breeze

  it's tranquil and it's soothing
  to have the boat beneath you rocking
  gently with the current guiding you forward
  you can lie back take a quick nap

CHORUS:
  ahhh....
  now what's that ahead?  white water!  yeah!
  get our lifejackets buckled and our helmets on tight
  now, stroke! now, stroke! now, stroke!
  stroke! stroke! stroke! ...
  now pull it a little to the left.  to the left!
  stroke!
  watch out for the wave!
  watch out for the wave!
  oh my god, everybody, hold on tight, don't let go!
  yeehaw!!!

VERSE:
  snuggle down in the raft for warmth and safety
  snuggle down in the raft to protect your brain
  hunker down in the raft and grab onto your paddle
  wedge your feet in tight and ignore the pain

  you heart is pounding and your muscles ache as you
  plunge right into an eight foot hole
  you're battered and shaken and about to panic when the
  guide tells everybody to get a good hold.

  get a good hold, get a good hold
  everybody get a good hold!

  hunker down in the raft and grab onto your paddle
  wedge your feet in tight
  'cause we're goin' for the ride of your life!
  

In Voice Only

I think this is the first song I wrote with a "fantasy" theme. Although the plot is dorky, I enjoyed not having to compose lyrics about an arbitary subject matter (such as rafting). At this point, I prefered to simply sing (or in this case read) something I'd already written.

This song inspired me to turn to some of my old fantasy writings for ideas. One of the stories I found was "Band in the Land of the Anchovies", which I used as a setting for the rest of the songs on this album.

Lyrics to "In Voice Only":

a guy has this girlfriend
he likes her a lot
a whole bunch
he would do anything for her
and he would do anything to keep her forever

one day she gets fed up with his posessiveness
she decides to leave him
she packs her bags and walks out the door
without saying goodbye
she disappears into the wind

well, what's he to do?
he still likes her
he still wants her
so her turns to dark arts, magic
he would do anything,
he would do anything at all to have her back

so he browses through the attic
searching for scrolls, potions, wands
stuff that his grandfather used to have
his grandfather was a great magician
he thinks he's just as good as his grandfather

he finds a spell called "brazzle mooda sicka"
on a scroll
and he thinks it's the right one
he goes over it carefully
preparing himself for the magic to come

he decides it is time
and gets ready to read the scroll
not knowing he chose the wrong one

he summons up all his energy
and he casts the spell
he closes his eyes and he utters the words
that will bring her to him
"brazzle mooda sicka"

nothing happens for a minute
he's too tense to open his eyes
and suddently he hears something
it's, it's her voice!
and she's calling to him

  "oh you're so cute! let me rub your back"

he opens his eyes,
eager to get a glimpse of his lovely girlfriend
thinking the spell worked perfectly

  "oh you're so cute! let me rub your back"

but alas; she's nowhere to be found
the room is empty; he's alone
what was that?
someone making kissing noises
what is going on here? he thinks

and then he realizes
she's not talking to him after all
she's talking to her new boyfriend

oh my god!
but he can hear every word she says
"get out, get out of my head!" he cries
and tries to scratch away the awful presence
he rips frantically at his ears,
causing himself a great deal of pain

but she is his
in voice only
forever
  

Eaten by Mimi

This kicks off the The Band in the Land of the Anchovies (BITLOTA) mini-album, which includes the rest of the songs on this CD.

In this song, our band (the Master Anchovies) orders pizza. Somehow we get eaten by Anand's cat (Mimi). We wake up in a strange land...

Lyrics to "Eaten by Mimi":

VERSE 1:
  hello, this is travis and i've a story to tell
  it's about five buddies whom we know pretty well
  they belong to a band, the master anchovies
  and they're practicing real hard for next week's party

CHORUS:
  they're playing, they're playing real cool
  and they're sounding, they're sounding
  they're sounding, they're sounding so cool

VERSE 2:
  they start getting hungry so they decide to take a break
  they head over to the kitchen and they find they're too late
  it's empty, and what can they do?  what can they do?
  it's empty, bereft of food.  jon says:

CHORUS:
  "please, please, please, let's order a pizza
  please, please, please, let's order a pizza
  pepperoni and mushrooms on our pizza
  green peppers and meatballs and extra cheese-ah"
  how 'bout some anchovies?

VERSE 3:
  thirty minutes later the pizza comes and they dig in
  five starving puppies stuffing their faces, cramming it in
  and now, suddenly there's a knock on the door
  and now, suddenly there's a [knock! knock! knock! knock!]

CHORUS:
  who, who, who is it?  who's at the door?
  who, who, who is it?  who's at the door?
  nando walked real slowly, across the floor
  he put his hand on the knob and then he opened the door

BRIDGE:
  ahhhh!  it's huge!

  she was fat; she was grey
  she was gross; she had fleas
  she was mimi; she was hungry
  and her favorite food was anchovies!

  chomp!  chomp!  chomp!
  chomp!  chomp!  chomp!

  she devoured anand in just one bite
  trav, luke, jon and allen cowered in fright
  they stood transfixed while they should have fled
  but they couldn't move, so mimi gobbled them up instead!

  chomp!  chomp!  chomp!  down the hatch!
  chomp!  chomp!  chomp!  down the hatch!
  down the hack
  woah!
  hit it!

VERSE 4:
  it was dark in mimi's stomach, and unseasonably warm
  anand picked himself up from the muck on the floor
  "oh god, this is messy, oh this is messy..."
  "i know," sighed travis.  "well, where are we now?"

CHORUS:
  "i, i, i, i think we're in mimi"
  "i, i, i, i think we're in her tummy"
  "well," allen asked.  "well, what do we do now?"
  "wait a sec!" luke cried.  "i got my pocket trout!"

BRIDGE 2:  [narration]
  what a sight
  sheer beauty (beautiful)
  an entire landscape
  with lakes, trees, hills
  it was an entire world
  inside of mimi

ENDING:
  we're the band in the land of the anchovies
  we're the band in the land of the anchovies
  we're the band in the land of the anchovies
  we're the band in the land of the anchovies
  etc...
  

The LoveFish

This is an instrumental "panorama". It tries to establish a "deep", mysterious mood, which clashes with the rest of the BITLOTA songs, since the story and music are so silly and hyper.

The ambient noises are Beth and I rustling papers and talking quietly in the background. It may have been intentional, but I probably just accidentally left a microphone on during recording.

Narration

This is just my reading of part of the story. It's on here for anyone who's actually interested in the plot. Hello? Hello???

Lyrics to "Narration":

they decided to split up
jon took one path and trav took the other
luke and allen hopped into the raft
on the side of the lake and paddled away

anand headed up the hill
to find if he could see anything from up there
he was walking along and then bam!
he ran staight into a tree branch
dazed, he stumbled around and then wham!
knocked his head on another branch

his last thought as he fell into unconsciousness
was that the tree was picking on him!
along with the vision of the tree
was a horrible old face which he tried to flee
and that is where we begin
  

Anand's Journey

This is probably the most "complex" song I have written, in terms of time signature, instrumentation, and lyrics.

There's some bad distortion on this recording, which turned me off to the song as a whole. In 2002 I found an earlier, less distorted version ("Anand's Journey (original)"), which is now included as a bonus track.

Anyway, the distortion on this particular recording really annoyed me. I also wasn't happy with the "flow" of the music; it seemed awkward. As as result, I think I developed an aversion to "intentional complexity", not just in music but in all forms of creativivity and behavior in general.

Lyrics to "Anand's Journey":

VERSE:
  anand leapt over the waves of doubt that surrounded him
  and hopped onto the donkey of reason that confounded him
  he tried to hold onto the logical reins
  but the superego saddle was just too much for one day
  but the superego

VERSE W/ MELODY:
  he hit the beach like a slab of ambergris
  collapsing and pleading with himself to endure this
  his despair it increased as the smouldering sun
  beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon
  beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon

CHORUS:
  oh anand, anand anand
    whatcha gonna do?  wish i knew
  anand, anand anand
    where ya gonna go?  who do you know?

VERSE:
  anand woke with a start from his terrible dream
  he shivered and gasped a great sigh of relief
  he was lying on the hill where he had hit his head
  on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead
  on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead

VERSE W/ MELODY:
  with tears in his eyes and blood in his hair
  he stumbled up the mountain in search of a trail
  his head begain aching and he felt all alone
  he wondered where his friends had run off to
  oh he wondered what his friends had encountered

CHORUS:
  oh anand, anand anand
    whatcha gonna do?  wish i knew
  anand, anand anand
    where ya gonna go?  you're all alone
  anand, anand anand
    don't be blue - they'll come back for you
  anand, anand anand
    you're the hero - so on with the show!

BRIDGE: [instrumental]

VERSE:
  he tromped up the slope to the tree-covered summit
  he tried to hum a tune so his spirits wouldn't plummet
  from the top of the mount he could see fifteen miles
  across the valley he saw a castle's spires
  he decided to head for the castle

VERSE W/ MELODY:
  four hours later he climbed the last knoll
  the fortress stood above him, a hundred feet tall
  he threw a rock at the gate and a guard shouted "halt!"
  they saw he was alone so they opened the door
  they escorted him into the castle

CHORUS:
  oh anand, anand anand
    you feel like a yankee in king arthur's court
  anand, anand anand
    is this a dream or have you gone nuts?
  anand, anand anand
    where are your friends?  are they captives too?
  anand, anand anand
    what's gonna happen, happen to you?
    what's gonna happen to you?
  

Allen and Luke

This returns to the "safe and easy" pop-reggae-funk formula in which I feel most comfortable. It was a reaction against the clunky complexity of "Anand's Journey".

Lyrics to "Allen and Luke":

INTRO:
  are you ready?           (are you ready?)
  to get busy?             (get busy?)
  are you ready?           (are you ready?)
  to go down...            (down down down)
     to the land...        (land land land)
        of the anchovies?  (woooh!)

CHORUS:
  allen and luke in a raft
  allen and luke in a raft
  allen and luke in a raft
  allen and luke in a raft

VERSE:
  i'll tell you my story, i'll tell you my story,
    hey hey
  i'm a little bit worried, a little bit worried
    uh-uh
  i'll tell you my story, i'll tell you my story,
    here we go

  we were walking through the forest,
    carefully watching our step
  when we found a raft and paddles by the side of the lake
  i said, "lukey, let's try it out,
    come mek we see where the lake goes" - "ha, ha!"
  jon laughed at me and told me i was crazy

  but we got inside the boat and started to paddle away
    "swish, swish!"
  and soon we got all the way out to the center of the lake
  well, luke's a tiny bit nervous -
    he's doesn't like the water  "oh, no!"
  and all of sudden, the raft it starts to shudder

CHORUS:
  allen and luke in a raft
  allen and luke in a raft
  allen and luke in a raft
  allen and luke in a raft

VERSE:
  "yah hoo"  "sha-sha"  humming, etc...

  well, we trembled and we shaken as the water gets wilder
  and the sky begins to darken and there's lighting and thunder
  we look along the banks to mek we find some shelter
  and we find a spot that's likely, and we paddle real hard

  when we're almost to the bank luke suddenly yells out "stop!"
  i look up from the raft and stare into face of a monster
  well, we try to turn around but instead we're swept closer
  and arms reach out to grab us and make us their prisoner

CHORUS:
  allen and luke get captured
  allen and luke get captured
  allen and luke get captured
  what's gonna happen to them?

  allen and luke get captured
  allen and luke get captured
  allen and luke get captured
  what's gonna happen to them?

BRIDGE:
  allen and luke got dragged
  from their boat to the shore
  down a path to a door
  inside were many more

  the monsters they tried to chat
  and smiled a lot.  luke and allen sat
  on chairs made of animal skins
  they were puzzled by the monster's grins

BRIDGE-CHORUS:
  they're friendly
  they're really friendly
  they seem so friendly
  you'd never know

  that they're gonna cook you
  they're gonna eat you
  they're gonna chop you up bit by bit
  and never let you go

META-BRIDGE:
  we gotta escape, we gotta, we gotta
  we gotta escape, we gotta, we gotta...

  hey big and ugly - look over there!
  quick, luke!  jump out the door!

CHORUS:
  allen and luke are running
  allen and luke are running
  allen and luke are running
  for their lives

VERSE:
  let's pick up the story, let's pick up the story,
    hey, hey
  so on with the story, so on with the story...
    ah-hah
  let's pick up the story, let's pick up the story,
    that's right

  we kept on running and we kept on running
  with the monsters on our heels - they were closely trailing
  over the hills, and through the forest, streams and valleys
  until we came to a great big field

  the monsters were catching up, they were almost upon us
  when we spied in the distance a couple of buildings
  and our feet they surged ahead with new found energy
  because outside the building we saw some people,
    people, people, people

CHORUS:
  allen and luke reach safety  "yee haw!"
  allen and luke reach safety
  allen and luke reach safety
  at last

  allen and luke reach safety
  allen and luke reach safety
  allen and luke reach safety
  at "testing the cup"
  

Travis and Jon

This touches base with easy-listening jazz, which is my other "safe and easy" genre. It's a gentle and pretty little tune. However, like "The LoveFish", it seems out of sync with the rest of the BITLOTA songs.

Lyrics to "Travis and Jon":

meanwhile, on a path many miles away
under a gorgeous blue sky
untouched by clouds, unblemished, perfect
travis and jon walked along
admiring the beauty of this strange world

they had time to think
and reflect upon the days of old
and now, they plodded on
until they came to a stream
that tumbled down into the lake below
jon looked out over the water far below
and thought he could make out
the image of a small raft
trav sighed peacefully
ahh....

"what could be better than this?" trav asked

"this is indeed wonderful," replied jon
"i wonder how the others are doing
are they faring as well?
are they basking in the beauty of this otherworld?"

trav and jon walked along
  

Testing the Cup

This returns to the story of about Allen and Luke, which gave me an excuse to write another pop-reggae-funk song (since it was their "theme").

The lyrics describe the silliest scene in the play, in which jock strap testers hurl themselves against a brick wall as a means of testing their protective equipment.

Lyrics to "Testing the Cup":

INTRO:
  now we return to the story of allen and luke!
  "huh!"

CHORUS:
  "woah-oh"
  "woah-oh"...

VERSE:
  testin' the cup, i say testin' the cup
  there's a table here full of all kinds of jock straps
  i know something and something's up
  we're gonna get asked to test the cup!

  i don't wanna test the cup! please don't make me test the cup!
  "now just hold still and will you please shut up!
  i'm not gonna hurt you - just strap on the jock!
  is it fastened on tight?  now we test the cup!"

CHORUS:
  oh, uh-oh...
  now we test the cup...

VERSE:
  he said, "there's the wall - you need to run toward it
  and thrust your body against the bricks
  then we'll check the cup for dents and cracks
  if the cup busts, well, that's the breaks! ha ha ha ha,"

  he laughed and slapped me
  on the back. "just test the cup!"
  "okay," i sighed.  "now on your marks...
  get set, and go!"  and i took off

MINI-BRIDGE:
  "run, luke, run!"
  run, run, run, run, run, etc..
  "ow!!!!!!"

CHORUS:
  [crack]   oooo-oh...  [groan]

VERSE:
  [high voice] "ow!" i cried, "i think i smashed my nuts"
  allen looked at me with a worried face
  his turn was next and he was nervous
  he didn't want to run - that was obvious

  the man said, "never mind the wall - there are more ways than that!"
  from behind the table he grabbed a baseball bat!
  i said, "you must be crazy - you're some kind of nut!"
  and i kicked him in the balls and we took off

CHORUS:
  woah...
  chased by crazy people...
  

Almost There

This is told from the perspective of Luke, who is Australian. Hopefully this explains my lame fake accent. In the story, we're approaching a climactic confrontation. Not that anyone cares.

Lyrics to "Almost There":

VERSE:
  well, we followed the trail into the night
  it was getting pretty dark; we wish we had a flashlight
  then we heard something crawling off to the right
  it jumped out of the bushes! we trembled in fright

CHORUS:
  is our time up?
  are we doomed to die?
  in this strange world,
  under an alien sky?

  werrrwwwwwerrrwwwerrrww...

VERSE:
  we hurried along... trying to escape
  when we heard a voice behind us, saying "hey, guys, wait up!"
  it was anand!  and he was dressed in a cape
  i said, "you spooked us!  i was about to cry rape!"

CHORUS:
  well, i'm glad to see you
  i glad you're okay
  i wonder how trav and jon
  are doing today

VERSE:
  anand told us about the castle, about his dream and his fall
  he said he was lucky and escaped through a hole in the wall
  of the castle, because they wouldn't let him leave
  they thought he was a spy and they were going to cleave

CHORUS:
  his head off
  they were setting up the guillotine
  so he took off in the middle of the night
  he wanted to get home all right

VERSE:
  the three of us strode on through the darkening world
  'til we came to a boulder glowing white like a pearl
  i said, "maybe we should stop here, and get some rest"
  and at that precise moment an arrow hit me in the chest

CHORUS:
  oh god, i'm gonna die!
  i cried to myself
  but i felt no pain
  and then i began to laugh
  ha ha ha ha

VERSE:
  the arrow was an illusion, cast by a white-robed magician
  he was waving for our attention, dodging bolts of lightning
  he was battling a shadow, a spector eminating evil
  two more shapes emerged from the wood as we silently hurried

CHORUS:
  it was travis and jon!
  at last they'd come to join us
  the battle raged on and on
  on and on before us
  

The Battle

This was my first attempt to actually sing like a "normal" person. The music was funky enough for me to not feel self-conscious while I was recording the vocals. Upon listening to it later, however, I think I felt like I'd been pretentious.

Strange bit of trivia: I received an email in late 2004 from a guy who saw the lyrics to "The Battle" on the internet. He wanted to hear the song. I uploaded the mp3. He thanked me and said "the song was good". So far, that's my only piece of anonymous fan mail.

Lyrics to "The Battle":

VERSE:
  it's a party (party party party)
  streaking right through the air
  we got cosmic confetti and roman candles
  an occasional cake thrown by one of the magicians

  it's a ruckus (ruckus ruckus ruckus)
  and i think i am going deaf
  with missiles exploding and thunder roaring
  we better get out of here before we catch our death!

VERSE:
  jon, luke and anand (anand anand anand)
  why don't stay right over there
  allen and i are gonna try get a parlay
  we're gonna need their help if we're gonna get back home

VERSE: [scat]
  

Gonna Die Today

This is similar in spirit to "IPECAC is Dead". It's like a goofy smile, intending to dispel any airs of pretentiousness.

Lyrics to "Gonna Die Today":

VERSE:
  by now, jon's pretty nervous
  he begins to sweat, and finally he says:

CHORUS:
  oh, oh, oh we're gonna die today
  and i don't want this to happen!
  oh, oh, oh i'm gonna die today
  i just wanna go home

VERSE:
  luke looks over at jon as if he were crazy
  he says:

CHORUS:
  so, so what - we're gonna die today
  you don't see me sweatin'
  so, so what - we're gonna die today
  i don't really care

VERSE:
  anand also tries to join the conversation and he goes:

CHORUS:
  hey, you guys, we're gonna die today
  is this the end of the story?
  are we really gonna die today?
  must we call it quits?

VERSE:
  allen, just returning from the parlay with trav and
  overhearing the gist of his friends' conversation, pipes in:

CHORUS:
  come on guys we're gonna die today
  we might as well stick together
  'cause if we happen to die today
  you're the last friends i'll ever see

VERSE:
  trav shakes his head in wonder at his friends' stupidity
  he says:

CHORUS:
  no one's gonna die today
  now get your butts off the ground
  the magicians agreed to let their battle wait
  they're gonna help us get back home
  so shut up!
  

Going Home

This is my favorite BITLOTA song. The refrain at the end got stuck in my head for days (make that years). To this day I can still distinctly remember the evening after I finished recording the song (and album) and was jogging to Beth's dorm in a triumphant mood. At the time, I felt it was my best song yet.

Lyrics to "Going Home":

VERSE:
  we trod up the hill
  the world had stopped - it just stood still
  birds in the air, frozen in place
  the only movement was our laboured pace

  kelpor agreed to take us home
  the other magician we left alone
  they had called a truce just a while ago
  so here we were in a world of stone

CHORUS:
  (of stone of stone of stone...)

VERSE:
  finally kelpor called a halt
  the moon was bright and around us we saw
  the raft, the tree, the switch, the rock:
  this was where we came in - we all started to talk at once

CHORUS:
  (at once at once at once...)

BRIDGE:
  and kelpor said...

  shut up!
  if you wanna go home, shut your mouth
  shut up
  it's important that you do this or you'll never see your home again so
  shut up
  i'm not gonna tell you again
  now, shut up
  i've got to concentrate!

VERSE:
  poof! he vanished in a cloud of smoke
  and left us poor boys on our own
  we could only guess where he'd gone off to
  then suddenly he reappeared

  "i've found the way out, so hurry it up!"
  he motioned to a gaping hole
  we staggered back from the awful stench
  of excrement - "we gotta jump through that?"

CHORUS:
  (through that through that...)
  "yes, now do it!"

VERSE:
  one by one we summoned the nerve
  and jumped into the stinking pit
  and through the tunnel we tumbled and fell
  and then we emerged, from under a tail

BRIDGE:
  oh it was mimi and now, we're in her litter box
  and, uh, i think she's hungry

  hey look, there's mimi and now,  we're in her litter box
  and, uh, i think she's hungry

  oh it was mimi and now, we're in her litter box
  and, uh, i think she's hungry
  i said i think she's hungry again

  hey look, there's mimi and now,  we're in her litter box
  and, uh, i think she's hungry
  i think, i think she's hungry again
  

Die Today Reprise

I wanted to end the album on a silly note, so I recycled a bit from "Gonna Die Today". I think this was the first time I ever used a "reprise" to finish an album.

Lyrics to "Die Today Reprise":

'cause if we happen to die today
you're the last friends i'll ever see
  

End Chatter 1993

More end-of-tape chatter. This one's more energetic and interesting than the one on College Collection. It's a little more annoying, though. Which is worse: boring or annoying?

Note that I called this album "1993 College Collection". I shortly afterwards renamed it "1993 College Collage" to distinguish it from 1992's College Collection.

I also referred to songs created in October 1992. This is before I moved "Early Release" through "Christmas in Cancun 2" (all created in 1992 to College Collection.

Lyrics to "End Chatter 1993":

hi there, this is travis
i am fulfilling my tradition of speaking at the end of the tapes
this is the end of the 1993 college collection

there are 24 songs and they date back from october of '92
all the way through the present, which is april the 25th of '93
so that's 24 songs in just, i don't know, like 3,4, about half a year
uh, i think that's a lot -
that's a lot more than I've done recently

anyway the first side of course was the, uh, more, uh,
poppy oriented kind of experimental at times stuff
uh, some of the songs on the first side i really like
the second side, of course, is, uh, except for two songs

the second side is all devoted to "band in the land of the anchovies"
which is about 35 to 40 minutes long
and it's taken from the play that i wrote in paris
yes, i've been to paris, nyah nyah nyah
that's spelled "n.y.a.h. n.y.a.h. n.y.a.h"

i have to hop on a bus in about 20 seconds
so this will be brief
well, it has to be brief because i'm running out of tape

um, the album cover was fun to make, not
and, um, don't you love that?
here: where are you at?
there we go
i'm hip, i'm cool, buy my record
it's not even a record; it's a tape
well, anyways
it's not even a tape technically; it's a cassette
a tape is much much [mumble]
okay, understand the distinction?
all right

well, we're getting towards the very very end of the tape
and, uh, i'd just like to say hello to everybody
this album was devoted
it was devoted
i think, is that the word?
no, that's not the word
it was --
i have to wait about 3 minutes until the word comes to me
it was dedicated, dedicated, to beth ogura
and she'll be glad to hear that

i hope enjoyed it and listen to more of my albums
which will surely come out in the near future
of course, you know, uh, yeah

i'll end with a really bad joke
what do you get when you cross, um
a "band in the land of the anchovies" song
and a non-"band in the land of the anchovies" song?
ready for the punchline?
you get: nothing
'cause one's matter and one's anti-matter
that was really bad
it doesn't matter!
  

Anand's Journey (original)

This is the original version of "Anand's Journey". It's less distorted. You can hear the vocals more clearly, and I made fewer vocal mistakes. The sax's reverb sounds better, too.

I don't know why I didn't use this version on the tape. Maybe I felt it didn't have as much "life"?

Lyrics to "Anand's Journey (original)":

VERSE:
  anand leapt over the waves of doubt that surrounded him
  and hopped onto the donkey of reason that confounded him
  he tried to hold onto the logical reins
  but the superego saddle was just too much for one day
  but the superego saddle was just too much for one day

VERSE W/ MELODY:
  he hit the beach like a slab of ambergris
  collapsing and pleading with himself to endure this
  his despair it increased as the smouldering sun
  beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon
  beat down upon him, frying his brain like bacon

CHORUS:
  anand, anand anand
    whatcha gonna do?  wish i knew
  anand, anand anand
    where ya gonna go?  who do you know?

VERSE:
  anand woke with a start from his terrible dream
  he shivered and gasped a great sigh of relief
  he was lying on a hill where he had hit his head
  on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead
  on a low-slung branch - his friends had left him for dead

VERSE W/ MELODY:
  with tears in his eyes and blood in his hair
  he stumbled up the mountain in search of a trail
  his head begain aching and he felt all alone
  he wondered where his friends had run off to
  he wondered what his friends had encountered

CHORUS:
  oh anand, anand anand
    whatcha gonna do?  wish i knew
  anand, anand anand
    where ya gonna go?  you're all alone
  anand, anand anand
    don't be blue - they'll come back for you
  anand, anand anand
    you're the hero - so on with the show!

BRIDGE: [instrumental]

VERSE:
  he tromped up the slope to the tree-covered summit
  he tried to hum a tune so his spirits wouldn't plummet
  from the top of the mount he could see fifteen miles
  across the valley he saw a castle's spires
  he decided to head for the castle

VERSE W/ MELODY:
  four hours later he climbed the last knoll
  the fortress stood above him, a hundred feet tall
  he threw a rock at the gate and a guard shouted "halt!"
  they saw he was alone so they opened the door
  they escorted him into the castle

CHORUS:
  oh anand, anand anand
    you feel like a yankee in king arthur's court
  anand, anand anand
    is this a dream or have you gone nuts?
  anand, anand anand
    where are your friends?  are they captives too?
  anand, anand anand
    what's gonna happen, happen to you?
    what's gonna happen to you?