- Title: Schtupid
- Artist: Trex
- Timespan: 2002-2006
- Theme: silly vocals ideas
- Length: 45:44
- Tracks: 20
- Lyrics: 20
- MP3s: 18 play all locally
- Rating: *½ [1.5] (1 rating) rate this album
Track List
Notes
This is a bunch of a cappella song ideas and silly voices that didn't really fit on the other Trex albums.
The tracks from 2003 were probably mimicking voices in the recent Lord of the Rings movies.
The next three are long improvisational rants about, well, nothing.
The rest are shorter musical and humor ideas. Some are pretty crude. Sorry.
Songs
As You Were Sir
This was about my old band teacher. We were supposed to say "as you were sir" if he made a mistake. I don't know why that tradition got started.
Note: This song is kinda mean, so I'll refrain from posting the mp3.
Lyrics to "As You Were Sir":
SINGING: c____ c___ you said that you know everything if you are wrong there's something we should sing as you were sir as you were sir as you were sir as you were sir c____ c___ you think that you know everything but you're just stupid blaa blaa da da da you are wrong sometimes it's painful to look up to you oo oo oo as you were sir as you were sir as you were sir as you were sir TALKING: that's "as you were sir" just a stupid punk song 2002 march 23rd
Singing to Other Music
- Schtupid track 2
- recorded: 2002-04-??
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:15
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
- unknown - faint music in background
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I was singing to a reggae song on the radio of CD. I don't remember which. It's very faint.
I recorded this sometime between 2002-03-23 and 2002-05-06. I'll guess April.
Lyrics to "Singing to Other Music":
[scat] 2 3 4 and i'm walking through the forest and i'm singing in the forest i got the trees all around and i know i got the trees all around i don't know i got the trees all around don't know [scat] oh that's what i get for trying to rely upon other people's music as background
Yearbook
- Schtupid track 3
- recorded: 2002-04-??
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:21
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
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I must've been re-reading my yearbooks that day. I wasn't interested in other people's scribblings; I wanted to read what I had written in their yearbooks.
Lyrics to "Yearbook":
a song called "yearbook" i don't care what other people wrote what i want is all the things i wrote back i don't care what other people wrote all i want is all the things i wrote back i don't care what other people wrote all i want is all the things i wrote back etc.
Monitor Stands
- Schtupid track 4
- recorded: 2002-04-??
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:07
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
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This emphasizes how little I value(d) other people's writings in my yearbooks.
Lyrics to "Monitor Stands":
look at these notes from other people's hands i use yearbooks for monitor stands
Brilliant Intro
- Schtupid track 5
- recorded: 2002-12-05
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:13
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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I have no idea why I woke up in the middle of the night, and why I bothered to record my song idea. I'm glad I said the date, though. I like dates!
Lyrics to "Brilliant Intro":
all right, um the 4th of december 2000--no the 5th of december 2002 it's like almost 4 am but i just woke up with this song idea and it's something like
Brilliant Basement Days
- Schtupid track 6
- recorded: 2002-12-05
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:52
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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Hmm. Not much brilliance here, at least in the vocal delivery. However, the words are kinda insightful.
I believe that solitude, patience, and a controlled environment are conducive to creativity. Conducive to gems like this!
Lyrics to "Brilliant Basement Days":
[scat] alone in my room i spend my time brilliant basement days it's a matter of time [repeat]
Gollum Voice
- Schtupid track 7
- recorded: 2003-??-??
- location: Bellingham
- length: 3:44
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
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I was trying to mimic Gollum from the recent Lord of the Rings movies. I have no idea what I was saying most of the time.
Lyrics to "Gollum Voice":
???
Ent Voice
- Schtupid track 8
- recorded: 2003-??-??
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:19
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
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I guess I was trying to sound like an Ent.
Lyrics to "Ent Voice":
and then sunday afternoon we were walking down the road and we saw a ??? ??? i will tell you the story of the three bears there was the papa bear and the mama and the little baby bear and the baby bear was poo poo poo poo bear was his name and he because he was poo poo so one day he changed ??? and ??? story except for the next day the baby bear changed his name back to poo poo
Gollum vs Ent
- Schtupid track 9
- recorded: 2003-??-??
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:58
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
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More voices. I guess Gollum and the Ent were having an argument?
Lyrics to "Gollum vs Ent":
??? use this time as an opportunity to you know be productive ??? poo poo ???
Autointerview
- Schtupid track 10
- recorded: 2005-06-02
- location: Bellingham
- length: 6:20
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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I had an urge to interview myself about Tripecac. I got bored with it, so started multitasking. It sounds like I was cooking and/or washing dishes.
The dictaphone's battery started dying, resulting in distortion. Oh well.
Lyrics to "Autointerview":
ok today is june 20 2005 interviewing myself hey so travis, how are you doing? oh, i'm ok how's your music coming along? tripecac's pretty good best thing about it i think is the web site oh really? how about the music? music's ok i'm just just chugging along making lots of albums this last wednesday i finished another one number 4 for the year so far 4? wow, that's a long a songs yeah, it's a lot of songs are they any good? the songs or the albums? well well i would say that on each album there's a few moments that are good but so far there's not a whole lot of songs that are good the whole way through there's maybe 1 or 2 exceptions i can think of actually there's only one exception that i can think of and that's called trail running oh really? tell me about that it's something that i recorded sort of as a joke i was making fun of electronic music, dance music and i recorded that in 2001 december for some reason it just seems like a focused song compared to the other stuff and i like it, i really do it's probably my favorite i think it's the most polished song i have recently polished, eh? what about your other songs? do they need more polish? yes i think they need more polish to be good like right now they are pretty crummy oh really? what does it take to give them more polish? probably more time, but i tell you something what i like about tripecac is the fact that i'm making a lot of music i've been recording about 5 albums a year since 2002 so this is what my 3rd, 4th year of recording at least 5 albums you know, that's a lot; that's more than i've ever done in my like most of the recorded tripecac material is since i came to bellingham which is in 2001 which is amazing because i had been recording music prior to that with my old setup since 1991, a decade i've recorded much more in 5 years than i did in the previous 10 even though back then i consider that the height of my musical creativity or whatever ah, so you're making lots of music but you're not at the height of your creativity that's a good way to put it i am very "quantity over quality" these days oh ok is that something that bothers you? in the back of my mind i'm thinking ok how many albums am i gonna make before i actually create another song that i like on the other hand i'm kinda proud to have released so many albums and i feel like if i move fast like i am doing i usually spend 3 or 4 albums per song wow that's fast i feel like if i can keep on moving fast then chances are i'm gonna get lucky i'm gonna find some template, some formula either as far as the habits of music creating go like do i write the lyrics first do i do the music first do i do the drums first the bass, what? that's a behavioral template i'm sorry, i don't want to get too geeky that's a habitual template, let's put it and another type of template would be a instrumentational template that would be the sort of sounds that you use i use midi for just about everything i use guitar sometimes and voice for maybe 1 or 2 songs per album but the vast majority of the notes that you hear are midi and my triton keyboard is what is generating the sounds so i'm dealing with like fake bass... ok, i understand, i understand anyway, by moving quickly i think i'll have song and it will have something a little different from other songs or it'll have a nice solo in it or a really nice groove or the mix will be good and i know it's sort of sloppy when i'm doing this just quick quick quick quick quick but i'm getting nice moments every once in a while moments where i listen to it and it consistently makes me think: yeah, that's good music those moments usually don't last more than a few seconds maybe a minute, but certainly not for the duration of a song and my hope is that i find some way to get those moments to stretch out and last a song now i don't know if those moments are good simply because they're cheap, they're easy if all of this is solos then there doesn't have to be any particular plot to it there doesn't have to be a memoryable melody or like a chord progression or any sort of overall strategy or structure to those series of notes it's just winging it and it could be that in order for a song in itself to be good you need to be able to deal with song structure, song strategy in order words: composition what i haven't been doing recently is composition it's usually just throwing together a bunch of notes and looping them adding mroe instruments and that's what i've been calling making a song is it writing music? well, it's writing in the sense that i'm sketching by cutting and pasting loops around but it's not writing in the sense that there's no sheet music in the process there is no real intention to strategize it's really just play a groove [scat] and then add some drums to it [scat] and then add organ [scat] that was pretty bad, so what i would do is sometimes i would keep that [scat] and just plow through the song ending up with a some-good song in other words ending up with a crummy song because i was too lazy or carried away or whatever too weak to get rid of the [scat] even though that element needed to be excised in order for the song to be good sometimes, however, i will delete the [scat] and i'll add something a little bit more musical so 2 3 4 [scat] anyway you get the picture the bottom line is that i don't remember
Puppy Pee
- Schtupid track 11
- recorded: 2006-02-17
- location: Bellingham
- length: 12:50
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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This is a long rant which started off a as "auto-interview" but devolved into silly voices and stories. I think it's very funny at times!
Lyrics to "Puppy Pee":
ok today is the 17th of february 2006 i'm an old man now you know, i am 33 years old someone asked me the other day they didn't actually i'm just saying this because it makes it sound like someone actually talks to me someone asked me the other day they said "i hear you're a musician, travis" and i said "yeah, i like to make songs" and they say "oh really, really, are you in a bad?" and i say "no, i just do stuff my myself" and they say "oh, ok, what do you play?" and i say "well, all sorts of things really" and they said "well, do you play guitar?" and i say "yeah i play a little guitar" "oh really? you wanna play guitar for me sometime?" "no" you can really i'm really characters both of my characters have exactly the same tone of voice anyway, let me try this again my name is travis my name is anti-travis hi, anti-travis, how are you? i'm fine i have a very distinct voice from you that makes me happy me too i like having a distinct voice from you even if i sound a little different from time to time because travis doesn't know how to consistently make me sound i guess my voice is supposed to be the effeminate one my voice is cracking, blaa blaa blaa oh poor little thing here, let me hold you no, you're squeezing too tight oh, i'm sorry i'll just hold you no no, i'm being squished ok, sorry, that devolved as i was saying so someone asked me: "so, you play guitar" i said: "i do a little bit; mostly what i do is keyboards" and then at that point of course their eyes glaze over because as everyone know, keyboards are faggy, faggy, faggy instruments no offense to the fags out there i should censor myself no offense to the sensors out there [crude noise] no offense to the gaseous people out there [sigh] no offense to the sighers out there the sires of what? the sires of sighs the size of what? the size of the world is big today oh great travis improvisational expert anyway, what was i gonna say [sigh] no offense to the sighers out there the sires of what? the sires of people who make big sighs the size of the world? yes, the size of the world wow i like talking about the size of the world it makes me feel like i'm in a big world well, i would rather be a big fish in a small world why do you want to be a fish? well, you know, it's just a saying i like to be a, you know, big fish in a sm-- i don't understand why you want to be a fish what's wrong with being a dog? uh, why are you talking about being a dog? you know, a puppy, a little cute puppy like to drink from the puddle like to pee in the puppy like to drink from the puddle with the pee in it well, that's pretty disgusting, man why are you talking about that? you know, urine is supposed to be nice and what do you call it not clean what do you call it not tasty not nutritious not good for the breath not really all that great for the brain cells are you saying that you've done a lot of research about the nutritional value of urine? i don't know, i'm just talking about: i puppy pees in a puddle and licks it up yummy! oh, that's disgusting, man that's almost as bad as the rabbits who eat their own feces oh, that's nasty do you really think this is appropriate conversation for a trek cd? who says this is going on trex? this is more like straight to mp3 don't even put on a cd so there's at least a possibility that travis finds this funny enough to put on trex and thus subject every single trex listener to it well, would would that be? giovanna ok, well, so she's gonna have to listen to this? yeah, i think she's got to listen to this anyway, so, giovanna, i was just talking about the little dog who pees in the puddle and licks the puddle he he he ok, i don't think this is very appropriate and i might not put it on the cd, ok? well, you know, it's cute and it can go on the cd because it's kinda cute well, you might think it's cute but i think it's a little bit juvenile but hey, you know because it's cool to be juvenile when you're in your 30s, man ok but is it also ok to sound like cheech and chong, man? yeah, man ok but like cheech and chong, i think that's so like early 80s slash like like like late 70s like like like you know ok as i was saying before i waxed yet again my legs ok as i was saying before i made a joke a very bad joke about waxing my lefts someone asked me": "so what sort of music do you do travis?" and i said: "it's mostly keyboard stuff" and that at point their eyes glazed over and then they started talking about urine in puddles and i said: "you know, that's disgusting why is everyone around me talking about urine in puddles and then licking it up?" and they said: "no, i was just talking about urine in puddles i wasn't talking about licking up just urine in puddles i just thought urine in puddles was gross although it makes an interesting photograph" i said: "who wants to photograph of pee in a puddle?" and they said: "well, there's a whole cluster of images on flickr devote to watery urine and i figured this would fit that you add the keywords water and urine and pee for the less mature viewers..." ok anyways so i was asked by somebody i'm saying this for the billionth time "what sort of music do you travis what do you do with this tripecac stuff of yours" no, it's just fictional nobody asks me about tripecac who am i kidding? nobody does nobody i'm just saying if i was asked by somebody not that anybody cares what sort of music do i do i would say: "well, i don't know how to classify it" and at that point their eyes glaze over and up comes the topic of the urine no i'm just saying that if i say i'm a keyboardist or i and a one man band with that tone of voice people will look at me weird band because most people say band but i have this affliction where every once in a while i'll just sort of sort of like you're walking about and one of your lets is asleep and you can't really get a good footing and you just sorta limp for a second and i say: "i'm a one man band" and they look at me odd but it just always happens i just can't say "one man band" without feeling that limp kick in because i just know i'm just basically announcing myself as some dingbot with a propeller hat, a snare drum taped to one leg and a horn and a kaleidoscopic whatever thingymajig going [scat] you know like one of those polka things i don't play polka well, i wish i could but i don't 'cause i can't so what my music ends up being is the path of least resistance which for me is this weird it's not weird to me because it's what comes out when i don't try sort of like a strange odor you don't even try and out comes the tripecac it has that certain je ne sei stink to it anyway, no, tripecac comes out the same way the tripecac gas is the smell of funk, reggae, and jazz all mixed together in a potent stinky-bomb it is sort of a bomb in the sense that every song somehow fails to sound like a real song every song is like an imitation of what could be considered a real song just like this interview i'm talking to myself there's no interview i'm just monogloguing i can't even maintain the person a person b illusion i can't even maintain the single tone of voice i just keep going all over the place making these weird imiations and that's what tripecac ends up being just juvenile, amateur, though enthusiastic exclamations, improvisions. and groove-i-zations, yeah no, it's just i don't know what the word amalgum means but maybe i can insert that word or find a thesaurus and copy and paste the correct word over the word amalgum just insert amalgum and mentally replace it with a correct word in case that one's not correct that's tripecac insert correct bunch of notes here he's a solo now imagine if there were a real solo in its place here's a vocal imagine if you had a real singer singing lyrics that were actually written you know, and not just improvised here's a groove imagine a real band is playing it here's an arrangement of this song imaging i spent more than half an hour planning it out you know, here's an album imagine it has good songs on it here's this band called tripecac imagine they do real music there's a certain amount of imagination that it requires now if you're comfortable with your brain cell and you're comfortable with your ability to smell the urine and see it as nice water as the puppy does and just go ahead and lap up that puddle then you're gonna get something out of tripecac you're gonna get the good stuff, the water but if all you can do is taste the pee then you're gonna be like miro and say yuck, i don't think so, trav and you're gonna be all dehydrated not that tripecac is a necessity in anyone's life but you're not gonna get the little ameoba and the mitochondria and the other big words that are floating around in that puddle that can actually help the puppy grow up big and strong and fight other puppies you're not gonna be as tough as you would be if you listened to tripecac 'cause tripecac, it's a man's music it takes cajones to listen to the tripecac no seriously, there's some substance, some meat in there there's some carbon and you just have to get used to the idea that it's gonna taste a little salty it's gonna taste a little bit like a puppy went wee-wee in my puddle you're gonna have to get used to the horrible imitations and you'll see the beauty of it you'll see the fact that this puddle is in a valley and there's snow-capped mountains being reflected in it and in the puddle there are these little water spiders skittering around and little snails and life surrounds that puddle and is shining through it it's a puddle which is reflecting the beauty of nature and the puddle shines golden thanks to the puppy the energetic little puppy puppy pee that should be the name of this rant puppy pee puppy pee, puppy pee, puppy pee, puppy pee puppy pee, puppy pee, puppy pee pup had too much chocolate puppy pee, puppy pee, puppy pee, puppy pee puppy pee, puppy pee, puppy pee pup had too much chocolate had too much chocolate [scat]
Schtupid
- Schtupid track 12
- recorded: 2006-02-24
- location: Bellingham
- length: 7:41
- Travis Emmitt - talking
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This is very schtupid.
Lyrics to "Schtupid":
i believe your name is schtupid is your name schtupid? 'cause i believe your name is schtupid and your mama's name is schtupid your daddy's name is schtupid you're mama's name is schtupid and your grandma, your grandma's name is schtupid too grandpa's name is schtupid your aunt and uncle, their name is schtupid your whole family's name is schtupid you're schtupid your family's schtupid and your friends is schtupid all your friends is schtupid can't believe there's so many people in this world whose name is schtupid but there you are when i think humanity has evolved to the point where schtupidity had died out but it don't 'cause you keep having your schtupid babies schtupid babies have their schtupid names just like their schtupid parents they sit on their schtupid couch and watch their schtupid care races and their schtupid sitcoms they read their schtupid magazines and playboys and all that schtupid stuff that i just am too unfamiliar with to be able to regurgitate on a schtupid tape recorder made by schtupid americans in a schtupid, schtupid warehouse you might think i'm just going on and on in a schtupid little rant just being negative for schtupidity's sake with this schtupid accent but i don't feel very schtupid i tell you i don't feel very schtupid i feel pretty smart compared to a lot of people in this world i know, i know everybody in this world feels schmart compared to everybody else in the world but i feel schmarter believe me, my name ain't schtupid my name is schmart i'm schmart my mama's schmart my dadd'y schmart my sister fart she kinda the black sheep in the family she is schtupid but she's fart call her fartica fartica from spartica she might not be schmart might not be all there in the head but she ain't schtupid aside from schmartica fartica we got the cousins and my cousins are schtupid why do my cousins end up being schtupid 'cause my mama ain't schtupid my daddy ain't schtupid sister's a little schtupid but can't win them all i think she was adopted from a family whose name was schtupid fartica schtupid that's her name i should have guessed there was something different about her her name is faritica schtupid i'm travis schmarty-pants emmitt, she's fartica schtupid darn it, i wish i could have spotted that maybe i got a little but of schtupidity in my genes but i don't think so 'cause my mama's schmart well maybe not schmart come to think of it i think my mama's a bit schtupid too and daddy, talk about schtupidity my daddy, mister dave "turn the motor" emmitt he's a bit schtupid i better rethink thinks a bit here i think maybe i think i'm smart but i'm not smart you know oh no, here's my true accent, it's coming out this is how i sound when i'm not trying to make a funny voice i don't think i'm beginning to th-- i don't think but i'm beginning to i'm confused i don't think but i'm beginning to think see, i think i'm smart but i think everyone else is stupid but i'm realizing that maybe i'm not so smart but i'm stupid just like everybody else really, i think everybody's walking around in their slippers with a tape recorder recording what they perceive as being brilliant thoughts they think they're so smart and the world's a bunch of mental retarded stupids but really maybe everybody's just as stupid as mr. and mrs. stupid over here and mr. and mr. gay schtupid over there and mrs. and mrs. lesbian stupid over there and miss and mrs. nambla stupid over there actually i think that would be nawbla but what do i know i'm pretty stupid aren't it? and if you're not getting my jokes that's ok because i don't think my jokes are gettable they are not gettable my jokes are edible but they're not gettable this is what i do on fridays i pace the room in my slippers affecting fancy voices speaking really loud with nobody in the crowd really truly annoying accents are destroying any credibility that my wit would something vocabulary failing battery is waning everything's collapsing into a sea of stupidity time to go to work now time to bore myself now time to turn off the tape recorder of course, you're gonna wanna know the date because you have to categorize everything, don't you travis you have to put the date for everything even this ok fine fine fine fine i'll give you what you want i'll give you ??? i'll give you all the accents at once i'll give you all the accents at once and then you'll get them all at once and i'm gonna give you all the accents i'm gonna give you all the accents at once and i'm also gonna give you the date 'cause you want the date 'cause you're gonna put this date on this wav or mp3 file here we go you're gonna be normal travis yeah, i'm gonna be normal i gotta be normal now i gotta be normal i'm gonna be normal for the tape recorder i'm gonna be normal i'm ok i've only had one half of a cup of coffee hee ok i'll be normal i'm give you today's date but you're having to pull it out of me like you're having to extract it from me i know you want the date more than anything you want me to give you the date but actually if you're listening to this a 2nd time you already know the date unless i don't give it to you leave it a mystery no, i don't want to leave it a mystery that's really stupid get it? schtupid all right 24 feburary 2006 bye
Urinate
- Schtupid track 13
- recorded: 2006-02-24
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:34
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Tasteless. But funny at the end.
Lyrics to "Urinate":
i feel the urge to urinate i feel the urge to urinate i feel the urge to urinate to urinate on your plate
Germies
- Schtupid track 14
- recorded: 2006-02-24
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:05
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
More tasteless "humor", inspired in part by "The Pianist". No offense to germs.
Lyrics to "Germies":
always wash the handsies you always wash the handsies you got to wash the handsies or you will get the germies you don't want to get the germies no no don't get th germies the germies are the baddies who eat up all your body you've got to got to wash the handsies if you don't want to get the germies germies are the baddies the germies are the nazis you've got to got to wash the handsies 'cause you do not want the germies and the germies are the baddies they like to kill the jewies you've got to got to wash the handsies you don't have the germies 'cause the germies use flamethrowers to roast all the jewies you've got to got to wash the handsies you do not want the germies to break into your body and set fire to all your cellies
Gerebil
This is a horribly crude a cappella version of "Dad Bday 3", inspired by a rumor about Richard Gere. Yikes.
The title is a combination of "Gere" and "gerbil". If you don't know what I'm talking about, google it.
Lyrics to "Gerebil":
here's a little gerbil for dad on his birthday for daddy on his birthday do not insert into r----- it's a squeaky little mouse and he should be running free so do not insert into r----- here's a little cavy for dad on his birthday do not insert into r----- it's a squeaky little cavy and he's squeaking for his foody so do not insert into r----- here's a little puppy for dad on this birthday do not insert into r----- ok, it's actually ok you can actually insert into r-----
But It's Normal
- Schtupid track 16
- recorded: 2006-08-15
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:20
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This is another a cappella ditty. Kinda negative.
Lyrics to "But It's Normal":
well it's normal to be like that well i'm not a normal cat and i don't want to tolerate lazyiness, deceipt, and hate but it's normal to be like that well i'm not a normal cat and i don't want to tolerate all that crap that's piled on his plate
Looks Humor Accents
- Schtupid track 17
- recorded: 2006-10-19
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:28
- Travis Emmitt - talking
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Silly.
Lyrics to "Looks Humor Accents":
where did my looks go where did my looks go i think my looks disappeared about 3 years ago it was about the time i met giovanna giovanna where did my humor go my humor my humor disappeared about 5 years ago when i moved to bellingham ham ham where did my accent go my accent is very bad i can't do the impressions anymore because i haven't practiced i need to practice my impressions more i really need to practice my impressions more i feel a little bit uncomfortable discussing with you my inability to practice the impressions because i think it makes me feel insecure to discuss the fact that i cannot practice my impressions anymore i think i would prefer to be quiet now i must say the date i always must say the date when i record into the tape recorder the date is the 19th of october 2006 this is a recording hello, come again chingie chonga mama mia patsaria i like to dance in italia dancing down the street in italia
Installation Advisory
- Schtupid track 18
- recorded: 2006-10-23
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:16
- Travis Emmitt - talking
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
I guess I was getting ready to install XP. I was making fun of outsourcing of tech support.
Lyrics to "Installation Advisory":
if windows is already installed it's not advisable to install xp why? because let's try it again [fake german] it is not advisable to install xp after installing linux that's because linux, linux, linux is a taco burrito a taco burrito, taco burrito every day it is not advisable to install the xp after installing the linux and the reason i say this is if you install the linux and then install the xp what is likely to happen is that you will encounter an error when you try to install the xp after installing the linux the error will indicate you've had an error installing xp after installing linux thank you come again
Common
- Schtupid track 19
- recorded: 2006-12-21
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:46
- Travis Emmitt - vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This makes fun ot people who sleep, eat, and watch tv. Well, I do two of the three. Does that make me common?
Lyrics to "Common":
what do the tv and the sleeping have in common the common people eating and a sleeping all the time let's try it again what do the tv and the sleeping have in common the common people eating and a sleeping all the time what do the tv and the sleeping have in common the common people sleep and eat much tv all the time what do the sleeping and the tv have in common the common people sleeping and a tv all the time what do the sleeping eating tv have in common the common people sleep and eat the tv all the time
Meridian Sucks
- Schtupid track 20
- recorded: 2006-12-21
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:12
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This complains about Meridian, which is a very traffic-laden road, horrible for bicycling.
Lyrics to "Meridian Sucks":
meridian sucks so much so much meridian sucks so much meridian sucks so much so much meridian sucks so much