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Childhood (1974-90)
1977 Firsts
1978 Seconds
1985 Cacappella
1986 Eye Beater
1987 Guitarded
1988 Kim 1
1988 Kim 2
1988 Kim 3
1988 Kim 4
1988 Kim 5
1988 Kim 6
1988 Kim 7
1988 Kim 8
1988 Kim 9
1988 Kim 10
1988 Kim 11
1988 Kim 12
1989 Kim 13
1989 Five Dollar Drummer
1989 Wino Three Girls
1990 A Caustic Gutter
1996-1999
1996 NoVaSoCa
1996 Fullerton
1997 Soundtracks
1997 Walk Around
1997 Riding the Greyhound
1999 I Mowed
1999 Simulameous
1999 Yikes
1999 Piano Farte
2000-2008
2001 Marathon
2001 Days Like These
2001 Alcan Back
2001 Sleepy Sloppy
2001 Dad Day Jam
2002 Unfit
2002 The Key of G
2003 Daffy Day
2003 Januweary
2003 Post-Key
2003 Fatiguitar
2003 Oh No
2005 Waiting
2005 Sun Strike
2006 Stinky Room
2006 Schtupid
2007 Coy Pun
2007 Post-Ides
2007 Post-Ideas
2007 Post-Ideals
2007 Warble
2007 Another Same Day
2007 And Another
2007 Bald Ballads
2007 Lunch Broken
2007 Mayo
2007 Mayon
2007 Mayonandon
2007 Mayoff
2007 Juneo
2007 Juneon
2007 Juneonandon
2007 Two Song Rule
2007 Cavy Fury
2007 Infinity Daze
2007 Fall Start
2007 False Tart
2007 Fall End
2008 New Ear
2008 Decadend

Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Scent of Success lyrics 9:29 download listen locally - 2007-03-20
2 122 Year Old Travis lyrics 6:28 download listen locally - 2007-03-21
3 No Stinking Feedback lyrics 15:03 download listen locally - 2007-03-21
4 Stupid Half Chord Blues lyrics 9:10 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
5 Same Day False Start lyrics 1:20 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
6 Same Day Blues lyrics 14:29 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
7 Between Now and 01 lyrics 5:19 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
8 Bad Idea to Start lyrics 1:54 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
9 Go Take a Hike lyrics 3:29 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
10 Primus Tinnitus lyrics 6:51 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
11 CP Nay lyrics 3:09 download listen locally - 2007-03-22
Total 76:41 play all locally album rating:

Notes

This albums starts right where the previous one (Post-Ides) left off, with more long guitar improvs largely devoid of precision or catchiness.

The title has two meanings, the first of which is "after the ideas", which implies that my ideas had run out. This was becoming an increasingly common theme for me. I felt like Trex was basically just going through the motions, not really breaking any new ground, and eating up lots of tape.

The other meaning is "ideas about post-now", or, less clunkily, "ideas about the future". Several of the songs talk about what life is like in the distant future. They're pretty bleak!

The front cover art is intended to reinforce that bleakness.

Songs

Scent of Success

Long relentless thrash with semi-insightful lyrics. Not very fun musically, but then, what Trex is?

NOTE: I actually recorded this song right after "I Don't Have the Talent", which would have placed it on Post-Ides. For space reasons, I moved it to the next album (Post-Ideas). Sorry about any confusion that arises! (Not that anyone's paying attention...)

Lyrics to "Scent of Success":

talk about diminished returns
these tapes just get longer and longer and full of nothing
i kinda looked forward at some point to doing the trex with the guitar on it
but not anymore because this is awful, this is just plain awful
there's nothing here of value
this is just a complete waste of time
well i guess on the positive side
it makes tripecac look more appealing as a project
but come on, trex was sort of like my secret weapon
you know, my way to just relax, get on the guitar and get on the piano
and and just relax a bit you know
it kinda let me down, i've let me down
god here i am yet again talking about myself
is it
is it natural for people to talk about themselves when someone else has a success
i just
and if i have a success are other people gonna start talking about their failures
is it only natural
if someone has a success
do you look at yourself and say gosh, look how far behind i am
is that only natural
how do you turn it up, away from yourself in a moment like that
how do you start actually focusing on the other person's success
even the analysis of the nature of selfish introspection
at a time of another person's achievement is itself introverted
the attention really should be on the other person
and on the other person's feelings

how does it feel to have a success
how does it feel to have a success
how does it feel that smell of success
how does it feel to have a success

how does it smell that scent of success
'cause i wouldn't know 'cause i am stagnating on ???
i wouldn't know because i'm just talking about myself again

how would it feel to have a success
tell me how does it feel that smell of success
and what it buzzing when i play the guitar
are my monitors vibrating

how does it feel that feeling of success
how does it smell that scent of success
'cause i wouldn't know
no no i wouldn't know
i wouldn't know

how does it feel that feeling of success
how does it feel that feeling of success
i wouldn't know
i wouldn't know
oh i wouldn't know

how does it feel to be basking in success
how does it feel to extricate yourself from the mess
after all those years
of grime and tears

how does it feel to finally witness
the culmination of all that effort and practice
how does it feel to play the right notes
how does it feel to get the good rays

how does it feel to be witness
to your own pride-inducing achievements
how does it feel to finally
play the chords correctly

tell me how does it feel
does it feel real
does it feel real
does it feel real
does it feel real
does it feel real
unreal
unreal
unreal
unreal
are you feeling unreal
do you feel like a slimy banana peel
do you feel like a slimy banana peel

how does it feel to witness
your own crowning
do you feel detached from the throne
do you feel suddenly alone
do you feel disconnected
to the things that mattered right before your success

does it feel like the vocals and guitar are not in sync
does it feel like the routine is disrupted
'cause it is
'cause it is
'cause it is
'cause it is
'cause it is
'cause it is
'cause it is
'cause it is

and then as you continue
you begin to wonder
does it get
any easier
when the realization hits home
when the realization hits home
when the realization hits home
when the realization hits home
hits you to the bone
hits you to the bone
hits you to the bone

that was awful, man
  

122 Year Old Travis

This sequel to "73 Year Old Travis" doesn't add much. Musically, it's more varied (with actual chord progressions), but it's cheesy, sloppy, and interest-sappingly repetitive.

Lyrics to "122 Year Old Travis":

next day
21 march
i don't know why i keep doing this
i keep sorta creeping in here, creeping over to the guitar
keep picking up the guitar with my creepy fingers
keep dialing up those those creepy presets
it's creeping you out, ain't it?
21 march 2095
i'm 122 years old today
yeah, let's write another song about being old
i need to keep this short
i think i decided that last time

so i'm 122
i still don't know what to do
pick up the guitar
pick up the guitar
pick up the guitar
hoo hoo hoo

122
still don't have a plan
but i that's ok 'cause i'm a real man
and i i can handle indeterminism

all right well that was short but it was not sweet
let's try it again

i'm 122
my guitar playing is through
i'm 122
my guitar playing is poo

i'm 122
guitar playing is poo
i'm 122

i'm 122
guitar playing is poo
i'm 122

i only know like 1 1/2 chords ok
so you've got to forgive me
i mean honestly, i i don't,
i don't know how to do anything other that what i'm doing now

i'm 122
and i still don't know what to do
i'm 122
oh god i really wish i knew another chord or 2

i'm 122
i wish i knew another chord or 2
122
i wish i knew another chord or 2

i'm 122
i wish i knew another chord or 2
122
and i'm inconsistent too

122
oh yeah that sounds really
i'm 122
this sounds laborious too

122
guitar playing is poo
122
my guitar playing is poo

122
guitar playing is poo
i'm 122
my guitar playing is poo

i'm 122
my guitar playing is poo

that was horrible
  

No Stinking Feedback

This long improv is pretty catchy in parts, and funny too. It goes on a little long, though. I don't know what inspired the lyrics.

The ending returns to the "122 Year Old Travis" idea.

Lyrics to "No Stinking Feedback":

ok
hopefully this is the last song of the day
21st of march

i call this song:
i don't need no stinking feedback just give me my feet back

so i was in a war and they shot my feet off
a bomb blew up, blew my feet off

so i was in a war and a bomb blew my foot off

driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
i was driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
i was driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep

and somebody had made the tires real cheap

i was driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
i was driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
i was driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
and somebody had made the tires real cheap

driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
and all of a sudden a kangaroo began to leap

driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
someone had made the tires too cheap
one exploded and suddenly my feet detached from me

i don't need no stinking feedback just just gimme my feet back
i don't need no stinking feedback just gimme my feet back

driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
i was driving through the desert in my jeep jeep jeep
but the tires were cheap

i hit a pothole and began to fly
suddenly a cactus struck me in the eye

suddenly a cactus hit me in the head
laying on the ground, thinking i was dead

driving in the desert in my jeep jeep jeep
here i lay in the grass, in the grass

i didn't know grass was in the desert
you should have planned this a little bit nicer
i can't help it, i'm mentally deranged
that's what you get for driving in the open range

we were driving in the desert in my jeep jeep jeep
from look out the brakes were cheap
we struck a rock and my head began to bleed
off my came my feet below the knees

driving in the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
and now an ambulance comes and starts to beep

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep goes the ambulance
and i was thinking ambulances are not supposed to beep
they're supposed to wail, you know the siren it wails

what's this beeping i was thinking as my blood drained into the sand
then i realized this is not am ambulance, it's just a dune buggy

driving in the desert in a dune buggy
they carry me to the hospital
driving in the desert in a dune buggy
but guess what; it's brakes were cheap

flying through the air towards the big cactus
oh great another mess
this time my arms they both came off

got to the hospital almost dead
and they said good thing you didn't lose your head
but here are you legs; you can have them when you leave
and here's your arms, below your sleeve
here's your backpack to put your body parts inside
aren't you glad that you're alive

so here i am playing guitar
my arms are iron bars
my feet they just do not exist
i have these oozing cysts
where my ankles would be
all because of that cheap jeep

driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
and now my blood begins to seep
through the oozing sores where my ankles were
well at least i can play the guiterr

so here's the chorus
which is not in any way catchy or memorable
but i stated it as the chorus
when i defined this song's title

i don't need no stinking feedback
i just wish i had my feet back
i don't need no stinking feedback
i just wish i had my feet back

everybody now

i don't wish i had my feet back
just give me the stinking feedback

i don't wish i had my feed bag
i just want my iv back

just give me my stinky iv back
everybody let's mess up the vocals

[scat]

i don't want no stinking feedback
i just wish i could have my feet back
don't want no stinking feedback
i just want to have my stinky feet back

don't want no stinking feedback
i just want to have my stinky feet back
don't want no stinking feedback
i just want to have my stinky feet back

don't want no stinking feedback
i just want to have my stinky feet back
don't want no stinking feedback
i just want to have my stinky feet back

and hopefully someday thanks to prosthetics i will

and i'll go for a walk
with my brand new plastic feet
i will look out at the trees
and i will say hey little trees
you're cutie little trees
i like you little trees
i wish i could feel the breeze in my hair as i zoom along
i wish i could take a ride
that's right, i wish i could take a ride
i wish i could take a ride
like the old days
through the sands and plants and dunes
i wish i could take a ride like the old days
i wish i could just fly through the air like the old days
fly through the air like the old days
fly through the air like the old days
on my jeep

that's right
i take my plastic feet
get into the jeep
invite a couple friends
who don't know me
who don't know the way i drive
who don't know my tendency to buy cheap cars

and i say hey guys, wanna go for a ride to celebrate my new prostheses?

and they say: sure, we're glad to to uh humor you 'cause you're so pathetic

and i say: i'll pretend i didn't hear that

and they say: no no no you're pathetic
we admire your courage at getting back behind the wheel
after all those horrible accidents you had

and i say well, i don't remember any accidents
you know, i think that last one gave me a little bit of amnesia

and they say: well, if you have amnesia how do you remember so fondly
those instances of flying through the air in your jeep jeep jeep

and i say: i don't know, selective amnesia
like when you lose a limb
sometimes you can feel it tickle even though it's not there

they say: i don't know what you're talking about boy
we haven't lost any stinking limbs because we buy imported cars
we don't buy any cheap american made cars
everybody knows american made cars went downhill in the 2050s

yeah i see, it's 2094 now, 2095

122 years old today
got my brand new limbs and i'm about to take a drive

drive through the desert in my jeep jeep jeep
i hope this car ain't too cheap
driving through the desert in my jeep jeep jeep
i can, i bet you know where this story's gonna go
this story's gonna go
it's going the same day my legs did so many years ago

pardon me for only playing a couple chords
i just, it's all i can do with these iron bars
they might have been able to make prostheses for the feet
but my hands are still iron bars
i look like i belong on mars

anyway i better wind this up

so i put my foot on the gas
say hey friends, you better hold on 'cause i'm a mean driver

and they said: uh-oh
do you even remember how to drive?
you've been in a coma for 20 years

i said: well, i think i do

so i step on the gas
and we zoom and we zoom and we zoom and we zoom
and we zoom and we zoom and we zoom and we zoom
and we zoom and we zoom and and we zoom

zoom through the desert in my jeep jeep jeep
i hope it ain't too cheap
zooming through the desert in my jeep jeep jeep
jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep

i put my foot on the gas
foot on the gas

and they say: hey boy you're going too fast
slow down, slow down, look out for that cactus

and i said: no, this is what i want

driving through the desert in a jeep jeep jeep
who cares if the car is cheap
the driving is fast and the air is flying
suddenly we are dying

'cause instead of hitting something what happened is
we got carbon monoxide poisoning
because i forgot to open the garage door
ba-dum-dum

that's what happens when you get alzheimers
  

Stupid Half Chord Blues

This wah-infested "blues" has sloppy, annoying music and really dumb lyrics. Blech.

Lyrics to "Stupid Half Chord Blues":

today is 22 march 3060

can you hear that wah-wah effect?
i want, i want you to be able to hear it but i don't want to blast it

ok
[scat]
uh
i'm not very talented, am i
the proof is in the plodding

but i am persistent
oh i give up
ha ha ha just kidding

some people know more than 1 chord
some people know more than 1 chord
but i, i can get by with 1

some people know 2 chords
some people know 2 chords
but can get by with 1
at least that's what i tell myself when i'm having fun

got 1 chord on guitar
and my chord is as old as my car
i only know e major
and a couple power chords for dessert

oh baby
i can get by with only 1 chord but can you
i can get by with only 1 chord and you need 2
i can get by with 1 chord and in fact
i will even give you half of that 1 back

i can play with half a chord and i can do ok
i can just take a couple notes and bake a musical cake
i don't call it talent just enthusiasm
just take a couple fingers and you can induce and eargasm

it's ??? on guitar
and it's ???
it's just a little black figures
with flags and rests and oh so fun

so what happens if you kick on the tires
of the same 2 notes playing over and over again
we all know that tripecac and trex can be boring

fortunately my stamina is not infimate
fortunately i cannot play forever
fortunately my voice has limits
fortunately i get bored too

that was my song
and i call it the stupid half chord blues
  

Same Day False Start

I think I was trying to play too fast for my ability level.

Lyrics to "Same Day False Start":

this is my next song, same day
it's called the same day blues

i get up on the same day every day
i get up on the same day and i must play
you ask me if i wanna get up
and i just say as long as you shut up

no, that was a false start
if i actually have mp3ify it
call that one like um same day false start or something
'cause that's not the real thing
i had to unplug the guitar just now
because the cord's tangled; i think i walked in circles
and what i probably do is walk in the same direction each time
so the cord gets tangled and tangled and tangled
now, normally this would be a very disappointing experience
to have to do this technical adjustment while the tape recorder is running
but fortunately in our circumstances there's something called trex
and trex means any minute on this tape or cd or mp3 in which there is silence
that's a golden minute; be thankful for the silent minutes
all right
here we go, i'm plugging in
now we're gonna commence with the song
the false start unfortunately doesn't sound anything like the real song
the real song sounds much worse
  

Same Day Blues

Lame not-so-bluesy yuckiness. The lyrics are mostly making fun of rednecks. The music is mostly horrible.

Lyrics to "Same Day Blues":

here we go, it's called the same day blues

so i got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
and i felt like taste buds were in mourning

but i got up when my alarm called me
i got out of bed like a soldier in the army

i got up

and now i'm sitting down
and i'm a wearing a frown

'cause everybody knows if you try to play 2 blues in one day
you get down, you get down and i'm not saying that in a dancy way

you get down, you get down, you get down, you get the gun down
you get the noose down

you get down, you get down, you get down, you get down
you get the pills down
you get the moose down

you get down, you get down, you get down, you get down
you get shotgun
you get shotgun wedding photographs out

and you cry about the hick that you married
with the big belly in the wedding photographs
you get down, you get down, you get a bud from the fridge
your redneck fridge is full of bud and twinkies

you get down, you shoot yourself with an iv 
that you stole from the guinea pig laboratory
in the college that you visited when you played football for the high school
but now you're just a big fat redneck

you get down, you get down, you get down
you're a loser; there is wiping away that L
you get down, you get down, you get down, you get down
but you ??? pulling out your ??? the guitar

you get down, you get down, you get down, you get down
you don't know how how how how how far
you're going down

you're going down, you're going down, you're going down
you grab a butterfinger from the shelf and the noose and wrap it round
you wrap it round, you wrap it round, you wrap it round, you wrap it round
you're going down you fat redneck and your 135 ???

you're going down, you're going down, you're going down, you're going down
take your bud you fat redneck and your photographs, your noose 
you're going down, you're going down, you're going down, you're going down
grab your noose, grab your bud

grab your noose, grab your bud, grab your noose, grab your bud
grab your gun and your redneck dog slash wife
'cause it's time to end your life

that's how it feels when you sing 2 blues in one day
you gotta do something cheery so you blow your brains away
that's called the same day blues
that's called the same day blues

that's what i call the same day blues

well back to the story
so you are going down
you're going down, you're going down, you're going down, you're going down
oh back to the story
you're going down, you're going down, you're going down, you're going down

well about half past 9
you pass out on the couch, on the couch, on the couch
and your hick wife dog whatever sister 
comes back home and sees you in your slouch

she says, billy bob, get up from the couch
get your butt off of the couch
get your butt up right now
and you just let a little bit of drool slide out of your mouth
out of your mouth

and your redneck hick dog sister
she grabs the drool with her tongue and she sucks it yum yum yum
because everybody knows that 
it's a crime to let go the bud to the floor

drink drink drink that beer-soaked saliva
drink drink drink that beer-soaked saliva
gotta drink drink drink ??? beer-soaked saliva

and you know if there was a way to recycle
the alcohol in urine a redneck would've invented it
no offence to all those rednecks out there
all those rednecks who think that bud grows on trees

and i'm not talking about the bc bud
i'm talking about the bottled bud or even worse the canned bud
or even worse the bud in plastic cups with college football insignia on them
that's the lowest form of bud

so you're going down
and you're slouching to the ground

so your redneck slash dog slash rife, wife ah
she comes to, she says: don't end your life
fortunately you passed out 
before you could tighten the noose around your head

also, being a redneck, you don't even know how to tie a noose
all you really had was a granny knotted shoelace

and as for your gun, you call that a gun?
that was a squirt gun full of your bud
which you and your brother slash husband slash wife
had been squirting into your mouths last week

but you forgot where you had placed that bud slash gun
if it hadn't been knocked in your stupor under the couch
it drove you about
it drove you nuts for about 2 days to find that gun
that you were too drunk when you woke up to remember where it had gone

you know if a redneck could invent alcohol proprioception he would
i'm not talking about contraception; i'm talking about proprioception
the knowledge of where body parts lie
'cause to a redneck a can of bud is an extension of the soul

it's an extension of the soul
speaking of souls
your redneck sister slash dog slash wife slash brother 
slash brother-in-law slash son slash siamese twin
says: hey boy, you've been drinking long time
i'm thinking with all your driking you be stinking
you be better going to church this morning
you've gotta save your soul
save your soul with the jesus lord christ
yes that's right, let jesus lord christ on your side
the beloved father slash brother slash wife slash dog
slash brother-in-law slash brother slash siamese twin
slash schitzophrenic double personality slash budweider
get that bud jesus christ on your side
and redeem yourself from the awful sins you have perpetrated today
not to mention last week
when you broke into the 7/11 and stole a slurpie machine
and tried to, tried to put all your budweiser through the slurpie machine
to make it a slurpie slash bud
'cause everybody knows that beer and ice don't get along so well
when you've got the power unplugged
the power's unplugged because you've got your electric guitar plugged 
into all the outlets at once
you've got this awful noise emanating from the guitar
everyone's half deaf in the neighborhood
'cause everybody knows that rednecks
besides drinking and comparing cars
and saying sweet nothing to their brother slash wife slash sister
slash father slash mother slash ex-wife slash ex-schitzophrenic self
besides saying that stuff to them
rednecks have a special ability
especially those rednecks from west virginia slash finland slash germany
the special ability to play guitar
a unique ability to play freebird at will at the age of 1 1/2
the unique ability to forget how to play freebird the very next day
fortunately, unfortunately for the next 25,30 years
the redneck forgets to unplug the guitar from the side of the house
so the only available power outlet is the refrigerator
in which the redneck keeps his budweiser
and his cool whip
and the jello from last year
some batteries to put in wife's massager
and of course the gerbil he found in the back yard
and the little girl he found in the front yard
who refused to be quiet
she kept trying to offer those stupid girl scout cookies
you know the ones which taste good but they unfortunately cost money
so he chopped up the girlfriend and the girl scout, put them in fridge
because he's terminally depressed
from playing too many blues as a 1 1/2 year old
he played freebird that day and 2 more blues the next 25-30 years
he was chronically depressed
'cause that's what happens when a redneck plays the blues
plays the blues
and then pukes on his shoes
  

Between Now and 01

It ended up being almost 2 years until I digitized this (and the rest of the unprocessed Trex tapes).

The music is okay, much more jangly and strummy than usual. It's not too bad. This song ended the tape, but I continued recording that day on the next tape; see the next album.

I think "01" refers to binary.

Lyrics to "Between Now and 01":

all right, i'm gonna grace you with 1 more song
hopefully it won't be that long
trex has really slid, hasn't it?
you know, i'm curious what month it will be
when i actually put these on the computer
it's march 22nd now
2 or 3 albums a month can get digized
and i've got at least 20, 30 to go
before i can catch up with um
with what i'm doing right now
so it might be like half a year or a year
until this actually goes on the computer
will i record better songs than this one in the meantime
this is called: all the songs between now and when i digitize
but i've got to think of a shorter title
i'll just call it: between now and 01

all the songs between now and 01
will they be any fun

all the songs between now and 01
will they be fun for me
will they be fun for you
and for the next door neighbors too

god, why can't i play anything correctly
it's supposed to be a g

will they be fun for everyone of us

will they be fun for everyone of us
i don't think that's a g

will they be fun
will they be fun
will they be fun
will they be fun

will there smiles in the sun as i listen to the songs
will i be proud of them

or will they be a black spot on my conscience
on my fine memory
will they make me wish i gave up music and grammaries

will they make me wish
hey here comes the ups guy
hopefully he will leave a package and not knock too now

let's see if he leaves bare-handed after all
'cause if he heard my playing i will feel like a goofball

yes he's leaving bare-handed
unfortunately at that time i messed up the chord
but that's ok; at least he left my package by the door

anyway the big question is will i improve at all
??? between now and this fall
so the big question is will trex improve
or will it continue to be more like a bowel move

will it continue to annoy everyone
and how about tripecac; will it become more fun

i think i'm running on time on this tape
it's time for me to say goodbye today
i'm gonna work on tripecac now
i'm gonna cross my fingers with trex

i'm gonna work on tripecac now
someday i'll be back

i'm gonna work with the tripecac now
say bye bye to trex for a while
hopefully i won't pick up the guitar tomorrow
goodbye goodbye goodbye
goodbye
  

Bad Idea to Start

Decent strumming, dumb lyrics.

Lyrics to "Bad Idea to Start":

22nd of march 2007
i don't know if this is a good idea but i'm gonna start this tape
right after finishing the last one with the same chord pattern i had
it's probably a bad idea
i'm gonna try to keep it short though but i've said that before
i actually forget what i was playing; i was playing something like this
it's probably a bad idea to repeat the same thing again
it's probably a bad idea to just start another tape
when i just had to struggle to fill the last one
not that i'm saying it was difficult to fill the entire 120 minutes
with guitar and vocals
i'm just saying i had to struggle to put anything useful on the last one
it was devoid of catchiness, devoid of meaning, it lacked heart
you know, it was like heart minus the h plus f

it was a heart minus the h and plus the f
it was a heart minus the h and plus the f

oh, i told you it was a bad idea for me to start playing
  

Go Take a Hike

More strumming, and neat echo, with decent improvised lyrics once they kick in. Very repetitive, though. I think it was too fast for my meager ability level.

Lyrics to "Go Take a Hike":

get outta the fridge
get outta the fridge
get outta the fridge
get onto the bike
go take a hike

everyone eats too much
everyone fights too much
everybody weighs too much
everybody stinks too much

go take a hike
go take a hike
you gotta go take a hike
you gotta go take a hike

hop on a bike
get outta the fridge
hop on a bike
get outta the fridge

hop on a bike
go find your ridge
hop on a bike
get outta the fridge

everybody watches tv
everybody has to pee
from drinking too much of that beer
[scat]

everybody got a belly
everybody got a gut
everybody got a big butt
everybody got a big butt

go take a hike
you gotta go take a hike
or hop on a bike
just find a sport you like

everybody got a temper
everybody got ruffled feathers
everybody got a gut
everybody got a big butt

you gotta go take a hike
you gotta go take a hike
find a path you like
and explore it with your bike

you gotta go take a hike
you gotta go take a hike
make it a long hike
make it a song and bike

singing a song on a hike
singing a song on a hike
singing a song on a hike
singing a song on a hike

everybody got a big butt
everybody got a big butt
diminished returns
that's what i get too many verses
  

Primus Tinnitus

Very choppy, almost like Primus. Without the skill, of course. To fully appreciate this music, you need to listen to it on headphones with the volume cranked up REALLY LOUD!!!

Note that I was becoming increasingly aware of (and frustrated with) my tendency to keep playing "one more song" way past the point of inspiration.

Lyrics to "Primus Tinnitus":

all right last thing
but i've said this before; i've said this
like some people can't resist food; i can't resist playing music

get the guitar away from my eardrum
my eardrum is popping; it, that doesn't sound so much like fun
i'm getting tinitus from the large amps that we have to play in front of
it's not fun anymore, it's not fun anymore

why do i have to stand in front of you on the stage?
can't i be back in back?  back in back oh yeah
why do i have to subject my eardrums to the roar
to be honest, these amps are not fun anymore
to be honest, this noise is not fun anymore

when i was younger i thought that playing loud was cool
then again, i thought it was neat to be always skipping school
it's just not fun anymore

why do i have to be in front of those amps all the time?
my ears are aching and my brain is hurting all the time
hurting all the time
hearing things all the time
i'm hearing things all the time

and now that i am 40 years old
i can barely hear the doorbell chuming at me
i can barely hear the doorbell screaming at me
i can barely hear the postman treading on my porch

leaving a package for me; i wonder what it is
but i'm deaf, you know, and i cannot enjoy the music i did as a kid
i'm deaf now because of all that loud playing that we did

i turned up the amp
i turned up the drums
i poured on the noise to 11

and that is why i will be deaf by the time i go to heaven
that's why i will be completely deaf by the time i go to heaven

because of 11
because of 11
because of 11

so there we were on stage in our last concert ever
the guitars were roared and the drums were pounding
the people were screaming, well, at another band
because there were actually 2 bands up on stage at the same time
trying to outplay each other

the first band was a punk band and i admit they were kinda good
my band was actually just some guys from my neighborhood
we had tamborines and harmonicas
and every once in a while we broke into a chorus of kazoos

the punksters did not appreciate when we went on stage
i think that's about the time the battle began to rage
between the other band and us
between the audience and us
between the concert promoters and us
between the other musicians and the audience and the critics
and even the roadies and the roadie's groupies
and our own parents and us

ok so we weren't really a real band but we felt really important
as we snuck up on stage in our knee-high ring socks
and our band uniforms
and we played with great alacrity

with great elacratoy
with great elacratoy
with great elactratoy
with great elacratoy
  

CP Nay

This takes an early version of the Tripecac song "CP Yay" and adds lame guitar to it. Yuck! You can tell I was distracted, because I say "IPECAC burner" instead of "Tripecac burner".

Lyrics to "CP Nay":

what should i do?
turn off the tape recorder?
no, i'll do something a little bit different time
it'll only last a couple seconds ok, i promise, but here's the idea
never on trex do you actually hear the triton, never
the triton is complete separate from trex
so let's just funk things up a bit
by letting you actually hear what i'm working on on tripecac
now obviously i'm doubting that this is gonna go on an mp3
and that's just a couple seconds
this is what's currently on the ipecac burner
ok, don't laugh, it's called cp yay, c p y a y
ready, here we go

gratuitous guitar
gratuitous lack of communication between the guitarist and the
this is why i don't play guitar in tripecac

well i'm sorry that was a little bit longer than a couple of seconds
i'll cut it off
i'm sorry, that was just a waste of time, like everything else