- Title: New Ear
- Artist: Trex
- Timespan: 2008
- Theme: finally a new year
- Length: 78:05
- Tracks: 31
- Lyrics: 31
- MP3s: 30 play all locally
- Rating: **½ [2.5] (1 rating) rate this album
Track List
- Ease the Pedal
- Hey Hay
- Bonus Bonus Bonus
- MP3 Recorder Test
- Country Boy Genesis
- Country Boy Demo
- Try Not
- Mandolin Test
- Skunk Love
- Skunk Dinner
- Thinking Ahead
- Terry Plays the Mandolin
- Jim Plays the Mandolin
- Stitched Loop
- Leap Day
- Stitched Noise
- Just Not Working
- Good News
- Thumb Line
- Haven't Been Funny
- Long Time Ago
- Acoustic Chatter
- If You Play
- Just Like Me
- Phobia
- Coffee and Donovan
- Wanna Throw a Puppy
- Mandolin Hiss
- Multitasking
- Songs During Work
Notes
Finally a new year!
And new sounds as well. This set introduces mandolin and acoustic guitar, brings back the hissy dictaphone, and adds a new mp3 recorder.
The songs are hit and miss, as usual.
Well, mostly miss.
As usual.
Songs
Ease the Pedal
- New Ear track 1
- recorded: 2008-01-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 7:10
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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This song was about japrock. But now it's just one big ball of warble. Fortunately, the warble lessens as the song goes on.
Lyrics to "Ease the Pedal":
4th of january this is daffy's birthday first song i'll finish in 2008 started reading japrocksampler and today for the first time i started listening to japrocksampler or japrock type psychedic music it sounds a lot like krautrock in fact so i i i i i i i i i i ordered a floor board i ordered a floor board i ordered a floor board i ordered a floor board [repeat] [scat] i ordered a floor board ??? i ordered a floor board ??? [repeat] [scat] 1 thing that cope says is that it's important for the lyrics to be nonsense and unintelligible he said that japanese psychedelic singers would take english phrases and repeated them sorry that was bad grammar repeated them and repeated them and repeated them until it was nothing just sounds just sounds just sounds just sounds just sounds just sounds [scat] i know that repetition and monotony is part of the day i know you've gotta play somewhat vocally sounds insane get the pedal got the pedel got the pedel here's the pedal here's the pedal here's the pedal here's the pedal is the pedal that's the name of this song ease the pedal spell it how you like [scat] my arm is getting tired my arm is getting tired my arm is getting tired my arm is getting tired [repeat with added nonsense] ??? my arm is getting tired in the kitchen and she's drinking wed wine and she's drinking wed wine [scat] just fade out i don't know what to do next i'm gonna do another jam next
Hey Hay
- New Ear track 2
- recorded: 2008-01-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:01
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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No warble here. Decent guitar, but dumb lyrics.
Lyrics to "Hey Hay":
this one's just a noisy mess hey hey hey hey [repeat] ha ha ha ha i'm hot you're not hey hey hey ??? hey hey ??? animals hey hey i'm hot hey hey you're not hey hey i'm hot hey hey you're not hey hey animals hey hey flammables hey hey ??? hay hay hay the flammable hey hey hey hey i'm hot hey hey hey hey you're not hey hey hey hey aminals hey hey hey hey flammables hey hey ??? aminals hey hey it's a flammables hey hey i'm hot hey hey you're not oh god so that opened up 2008 i've got blisters my first baby blisters of 2008 2008 now 2007's tapes are on my plate that's great trav
Bonus Bonus Bonus
- New Ear track 3
- recorded: 2008-01-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:56
- Travis Emmitt - share, vocals
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Vocal and shaker improv. Pretty dumb.
Lyrics to "Bonus Bonus Bonus":
this is a bonus track bonus bonus bonus get your bonus bonus bonus get your bonus bonus bonus you can't miss can't miss din't miss it's a bonus bonus bonus it's a bonus bonus bonus bonus bonus bonus for calling calling calling it's a bonus bonus bonus feed the bonus to the doggies it's a bonus bonus bonus for calling calling calling fort collins collins collins in colorado colo colorado oh yeah bonus bonus bonus colorado rado rado [scat] bonus bonus bonus colorado rado rado bonus bonus bonus feed the doggies doggies doggies feed the guinea pig guinea pig guinea pig in the cages cages cages microwavie microwavie microwavie guinea pig gravy bonus bonus bonus colorado rado rado feed the guinea pig guinea pig guinea pig to the dogo dogo bonus bonus bonus colorado rado rado feed the guinea pig guinea pig guinea pig to the pit bull pit bull pit bull chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp microwave chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp microwave pop pop pop pop pop goes the guinea pig pop pop pop pop pop goes the claw my hand hurts man music is painful today it hurts my ear too welcome to 2008 folks i'm sorry i can't be a better guide chauffeur musician commuticator commut icator i am a robot [scat] that's my kraftwerk bye bye
MP3 Recorder Test
- New Ear track 4
- recorded: 2008-01-21
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:23
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, talking
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I was testing my new mp3 recorder, which I hoped would be an alternative to the 4-track. This is just a short, aimless guitar jam.
Lyrics to "MP3 Recorder Test":
all right this is um test 4
Country Boy Genesis
- New Ear track 5
- recorded: 2008-01-21
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:43
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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This short messy improv morphed into the first recorded version of "Country Boy", which I later remade as Tripecac.
I recorded it with my brand new handheld mp3 recorder, which was the "new toy".
Lyrics to "Country Boy Genesis":
all right i'm gonna try a different pod setting i'm a country boy with a brand new toy and i don't know how to use it i'm a country boy with a brand new toy and i don't know how to use it i'm a country boy with a brand new toy and i don't know how to use it i'm a country boy with a brand new toy ??? it i'm a country boy with a brand new toy and i don't know how to use it
Country Boy Demo
- New Ear track 6
- recorded: 2008-01-21
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:36
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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This is the second, longer "demo" of "Country Boy". It's not really a demo, since I was making it up as I went along and had no intention of remaking at the time. It's crude, but since you can barely hear the vocals I think it's ok for casual listening.
It's a good thing I recorded this with the mp3 recorder in addition to the 4-track because the on tape the warble was horrible.
Lyrics to "Country Boy Demo":
all right i'm gonna simultaneously record this with the 4-track because it's such an awesome idea ain't it uh january 21 35 years old i'm a country boy with a brand new toy but i don't know how to use it oh i'm a country boy with a brand new toy but i can't really use i'm a country boy with a brand new toy but i don't know how to use it i don't know how to use it i don't know how to use it i'm a country boy with a brand new toy but i don't know how i'm a country boy with a brand new toy i don't know how to use it i'm a country boy with a brand new toy tell me how to use it oh i'm a country boy with a brand new toy please tell me how to use it ??? boy i'm a country boy got a brand new boy tell me how to use this i'm a country boy i'm a good old boy tell me how to use it i'm a good old boy from the hills of west virginia i got me a boy toy he ain't no virginia i'm a country boy with a brand new toy it's called a p----- implant ha ha ha i'm 35 years old ??? i hope the guitar drowns out the vocals i just pretend like i am imitating yocals but in fact i'm just imitating the other guy in the room whose name is trevor elliot and he's west virginia ??? ??? country boy and i've got ??? i cannot play guitar worth piggie doo doo i'm a country boy with a brand new toy but i don't know how to use it it's called a p----- implant oh god getting old getting old at 35 viagra's the only way to get my staff alive ??? perverted now i'm a country boy i'm a country boy can you believe it can you believe it i'm a country boy i'm a country boy can you believe it can you believe it ??? put the shackle in the shack ??? i grew up in a shack in west virginia i'm a country boy with a brand new toy it's called a p----- implant this is not going on trex it's not going on trex ??? i'm a country boy with a brand new toy it's called a p----- implant makes my p----- appendage about 3 feet longer i am a country country boy i am a country country boy ha ha ha oh god so my guitar playing and my humor are at about the same juvenile level yeah yeah
Try Not
- New Ear track 7
- recorded: 2008-01-21
- location: Bellingham
- length: 5:27
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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New side of the tape. No more warble. Unfortunately, there's no ideas here.
Lyrics to "Try Not":
i've been getting behind i've been getting behind i've been getting behind on trex i've been getting behind i've been getting behind on trex i've been feeling ??? i've been feeling ??? about tripecac ??? it's like i've got 2 mistresses it's like i've got 2 girls to feed with my attention it's like i've got 2 mouths to put food into it's like i cannot possibly be productive with 2 mouthfuls of rice and noodles and all the lovely bits bits of sausage mixed with chocolate when in doubt just make some abstract lyrics up if you shout it will sound more profound than if you pout that is what i've learned about trex ha ha ha it's a ??? pretentiousness pretentiousness and the performance is what it is supposed to be all about pardon my grammer i can't nail it every time i try to make something up intelligent make something creative and try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense and try not to make nonsense gotta try not to make nonsense and try not to make a 1 2 1 2 3 gotta try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense i admit this is nonsense it's a little pretentious try not to make nonsense try not to make too much noise or the neighbors will get upset the neighbors will get upset try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense gotta try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense regardless of your efforts not to make nonsense oh god try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense you gotta try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense try not to make nonsense try not
Mandolin Test
- New Ear track 8
- recorded: 2008-01-25
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:55
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, talking
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I was testing my new mandolin with an mp3 recorder in my office.
Lyrics to "Mandolin Test":
this is just a test of studio o for office it's the 25 of january so here i go i gotta give you something more solid to hang onto that was just stupid
Skunk Love
- New Ear track 9
- recorded: 2008-01-25
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:53
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, vocals
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This is the second mandolin test, this time with lyrics. Dumb and minorly offensive.
Lyrics to "Skunk Love":
we were walking we were walking to the mailbox and in the last mile i began to smell a skunk brother jeb said hey are you hungry and i said jeb boy you wanna make some love and jebbie said yeah let's slip off into the bushes maybe we'll find a bunch of skunk babies and we'll have sweet lovie lovie lovie 'cause i'm a redneck i'm a redneck playing a mandolin i'm a redneck playing a randolin that was dumb
Skunk Dinner
- New Ear track 10
- recorded: 2008-01-25
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:13
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, vocals
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Continues the theme of the previous song, not as offensive.
Lyrics to "Skunk Dinner":
ok here's my first serious song with the mandolin ever hey hey hey brother jeb what's that smell in the bush brother jeb aren't you getting your tongue pushed brother jeb do you wanna have some dinner brother jeb do you wanna have some dinner skunk dinner skunk dinner brother jeb do you wanna see what is in the bush brother jeb are you feeling hungry how's that tush brother jeb do you wanna have some dinner with me brother jeb you're my brother and my uncle too
Thinking Ahead
- New Ear track 11
- recorded: 2008-01-25
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:13
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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Talking about a change of gears.
Lyrics to "Thinking Ahead":
you know what i think i need to do i think i need to stop this recording and start it again and this time do an instrumental see i'm thinking ahead anticipating the rejection that this will ultimately result in that's bad grammar but who cares bye bye
Terry Plays the Mandolin
- New Ear track 12
- recorded: 2008-01-25
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:03
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, vocals
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This starts the third recording. Kinda silly.
Lyrics to "Terry Plays the Mandolin":
all right today is january the 25 of 2000 and octo this is studio o o as in office i'm recording on a little mp3 player and this is my mandolin the name of this song is jeb finds a song makes love to it and calls it his wife brother jeb brother jeb i always admired your extra rib extra wit and your extra intelligence and your extra smart and your extra wisdom and your strength and dexterity of 2 you have a dexterity of 18 while i have a dexterity if 2 that's called terry a------- plays the mandolin
Jim Plays the Mandolin
- New Ear track 13
- recorded: 2008-01-25
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:57
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, vocals
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More mandolin silliness. Kind of offensive, but it's an interesting tongue twister.
Lyrics to "Jim Plays the Mandolin":
this is called jim m-------- plays the mandolin and i like to live in the woods i like to live in the woods i like to live in the woods i like to live in the woods [repeat several times] i like to make love in the woods i like to make love in the woods i like to make love in the woods i like to make love in the woods i like to live in the woods i like to live in the woods i like to make love in the woods i like to make love in the woods i like to find my dinner in the woods i like to find my dinner in the woods i like to find my dinner in the woods i like to find my cousin in the woods i like to make love with my cousin in the woods i like to make love with my cousin in the woods i like to make love with my cousin in the woods i like to make cousin with my brother in the woods i like to make love with my brother in the woods i like to make love with my brother in the woods i like to make love with my brother in the woods i like to make love with my mother in the woods i like to make love with my father in the woods i like to make love with my father in the woods i like to make love with my father in the woods i like to make love with my father in the woods i like to make love with my sister in the woods i like to make love with my sister in the woods i like to make love with my sister in the woods i like to make love with my sister in the woods i like to make love with my puppies in the woods i like to make love with my puppies in the woods i like to make love with little puppies in the woods i like to make love with little puppies in the woods i like to make love with a pig in the woods i like to make love with a pig in the woods i like to make love with a pig in the woods i like to make love with a pig in the woods and i like to make love with a chicken in the woods i like to make love with a chicken in the woods i like to make love with a chicken in the woods i like to make love with a chicken in the woods and i like to make love with my hand in the woods i like to make love with my hand in the woods i like to make love with your hand in the woods i like to make love with the moss in the woods i like to make love with the hole in the ground in the woods i like to make love with the hole in the ground in the woods i like to make love with the hole in the tree in the woods i like to make love with the hole in the tree in the woods i like to make love with the soft mound in the woods i like to make love with the soft mound in the woods i like to make love with the soft ground in the woods i like to make love with the air and my imagination in the woods that's call the ballad of a love love lovestruck redneck bye bye
Stitched Loop
- New Ear track 14
- recorded: 2008-02-16
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:14
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, talking
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This is several stabs at soloing over a Pod loop titched together. The parts I deleted were the rebuilding of the loop each time it devolved into chaos.
My voice sounds like I had a cold. That's probably why there were no vocals.
Lyrics to "Stitched Loop":
16th february 2008
Leap Day
- New Ear track 15
- recorded: 2008-02-29
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:45
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Decent flange. Indecent vocals. Fizzles.
Lyrics to "Leap Day":
leap day i'll call this leap day it's the 29th of february 2008 fiddling with the floor board again for the first time in a couple weeks this is proof that wah doesn't a cool song make wah doesn't a cool song make wah doesn't a cool song make how many times does it take how much practice does it take wah doesn't a cool song make why wah doesn't a cool song make how much practice does it take tohave it all in one take why doesn't a cool song make why won't a cool song make love to another cool song i want to make love to my cool songs and throw the other songs in the gutter i want to make love to my cool songs i don't know what i'm gonna do with these songs you know they suck and i can't imagine typing the lyrics out into the computer my time is more precious that than right right
Stitched Noise
- New Ear track 16
- recorded: 2008-02-29
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:28
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, talking
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A series of repetitive wah jams, all noisy and pointless. It soundsl I had a very low level of energy and enthusiasm.
Lyrics to "Stitched Noise":
i'm making this excruciating so you don't have to document it i kinda think the wah might be a bad idea because there's no music in this it's just noise it's horrible
Just Not Working
- New Ear track 17
- recorded: 2008-02-29
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:56
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Dumb and sloppy, but at least I was trying to play and not make noise. At the end I explain why I think it was a dud.
Lyrics to "Just Not Working":
ok 1 more quote song unquote this is a song i would like to dedicate to all the tortured people out there i know in your heart you're a tortured person i know that gives you an excuse or so you think i need to do another key that's why it doesn't work this just isn't working that was is just it's just not working like the guy it's just not working ??? the guy it's just not working it's just not working it's just not working it's just not working it's just not working all right you know all i've got to say is this if you go for a couple of months without playing the electric guitar on a daily basis you're gonna sound like this and you're gonna suck and you're gonna wonder why you suck and the answer is you haven't praticed that's why bye bye
Good News
- New Ear track 18
- recorded: 2008-03-03
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:32
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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More wah noodling and singing about gear. Horribly out of tune singing in the chorus.
Lyrics to "Good News":
3rd of march 2008 i finally figured how to get the wah to turn on you just gotta press hard on the toe so here it's off here it's on what this means is i don't have to turn on the computer to do trex that's good news for me 'cause i don't want to have to sit down to do trex that's good news for me 'cause i do not want to have to stare at a screen that's good news for me 'cause i want to just stand here and scream i gotta do trex the way i want to i wanna do trex the way i used to i wanna make music the way i feel like i wanna make trex a positive experience i wanna make music the way i want to i wanna stand and chant about the things in my head wanna make myself proud i wanna ??? later when i finally digitize them and put them on xml xfl tell xml tell get them xml ???
Thumb Line
- New Ear track 19
- recorded: 2008-03-03
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:17
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
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Proof that sometimes the wah pedal makes things sound worse.
Lyrics to "Thumb Line":
and the wah can be a little annoying at times i don't think the wah is good if you only have 1 track and you're trying to get a full sound because it modulates everything it modules the the famous thumb lines that's the name of this song thumb line trying to get a good thumb line trying to get a good thumb line i'm trying to get a good thumb line trying to get a good oh just turn off the wah that's better now i've got a thumb line i'm proud of my thumb line got a plum thumb line thumb thumb thumb line i don't got a life line i just got a thumb line thumb line thumb line it is the bass thumb line thumb line i like my thumb line ??? with the thumb line i got a thumb line a thumb thumb thumb line i got a thumb line i bet you like your life line i got a thumb line it's better than a life line you would agree if you had a thumb line too yeah yeah uh huh see that sounds better without the wah and i got a wah line a wah wah wah wah line a wah wah wah wah and the wah f---s up the thumb line yep that's it short and stinky just like a baby's bottom hey that's the end of the tape sorry this one took so long actually i'm kinda glad it did slows me down and i don't have to do as much trex related work
Haven't Been Funny
- New Ear track 20
- recorded: 2008-03-03
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:25
- Travis Emmitt - talking
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This talking kicks off a new tape. Wants to be funny but isn't really.
Lyrics to "Haven't Been Funny":
2008 3 march that's today probably not gonna record anything today hopefully i will announce the date for every recording and hopefully i will stick to my no more than 2 songs a day rule hopefully the music will get better but you know that's a big fat hope big fat hope just like [sigh] don't have anything to say funny that's been the case for so long that my arms are beginning to atrophy my funny arms 'cause you know everyone has a funny body part and if you ever look at my arms they're just gonna make you burst out laughing they're so funny but i haven't been able to perform my arms are just not funny they don't make anyone laugh if i show you my muscles you're not gonna titter you're not gonna giggle you're not gonna guffaw you're not gonna slap your knee you're not gonna slap your sister although you should see it's jut not funny they're not working they're malfunctioning i've got a funny cheek my left one but it's tired right now because i was eating breakfast this morning like i said i haven't been funny in ages your mama hasn't been funny in so long that when she gets up from the couch to go to her wheelchair to put in her catheter aparatus which is embedded in the seat and she wears her depends like an astronaut see like i was saying i just haven't been funny in so long the guitar playing is about the same all right i really have to go do some work bye bye
Long Time Ago
- Acoustic Picks track 16
- New Ear track 21
- recorded: 2008-03-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 3:04
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
I was testing the acoustic guitar, which I got the same day as the mandolin. It sounds pretty good, and is a badly needed breath of fresh air.
Lyrics to "Long Time Ago":
today's the 4th of march 2008 and this is the acoustic guitar jus something a little bit different ready it was a long long time ago when i got out of bed a long long time ago 5 hours it was a long long time ago when i got up out of bed a long long time ago and what have i accomplished since then everybody should ask themself this what have i accomplished everybody should ask themself this what have i accomplished since i popped out of my mommy it was a long long time ago when i started making music a long long time ago what i started making up my own tunes a long long time ago when i asked myself it one day i would be famous yeah and here it is 20 years later i still can't play guitar 20 years later i still play like i'm a 15 year old that wasn't supposed to be the ending but it sounds like an appropriate enough ending we'll just call it long time ago
Acoustic Chatter
- New Ear track 22
- recorded: 2008-03-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:48
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, talking
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Chatting about the acoustic guitar.
Lyrics to "Acoustic Chatter":
this song is called um i don't know i'll pick the name after i finish i'm making it up of course and you know it's really dangerous for me to make up stuff on the acoustic guitar 'cause i'm really bad on acoustic guitar on electric guitar i can hide behind effects and distortion and stuff acoustic guitar makes it very clear that i don't know what i'm doing also it's harder to press the strings down
If You Play
- Acoustic Picks track 17
- New Ear track 23
- recorded: 2008-03-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:31
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Another acoustic guitar improv.
Lyrics to "If You Play":
if you play louder then maybe they will hear you across the street if you play louder maybe one of those old ladies will tap her feet if you play louder maybe the kids will instinctively bop their heads if you play louder maybe they will think you're a metal head but in reality you are just a classical pianist in reality you are just lame lame lame as me lame lame lame as me if you play softer they will believe that you're intellectual softer the grandmas will appreciate the tunes more than if you play loud tunes more than if you draw a crowd tunes more they like it softer delicate but you know inside you're just a head banging boogeroo head bangeroo doo doo speaking of doo doo speaking of doo doo that's like my guitar playing speaking of doo doo my hand is cramping i cannot sustain this speaking of doo doo speaking of doo doo cannot do do do do speaking of doo doo my playing's like doo doo doo doo doo that was pathetic so i don't think you're gonna be hearing acoustic guitar again any time soon yee haw
Just Like Me
- Acoustic Picks track 18
- New Ear track 24
- recorded: 2008-03-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 1:50
- Travis Emmitt - electric guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
A last minute improv, which I called a "bonus" song. Not bad; I'm glad I recorded it.
Lyrics to "Just Like Me":
tell me what you gonna do today tell me what you gonna do tell me what you gonna do today tell me what you gonna do gonna exercise your body or your mind ??? tell me what you gonna think today tell me what you gonna think i'll tell you what to think today are you gonna raise a stink exercise your body or your mind that's what i say got to exercise your body or your mind tell me what you gonna feel today tell me what you gonna feel tell me what you gonna feel today will you feel what i tell you to feel gotta feel with your body and mind gotta feel exactly what i have in mind you gotta act like you are part of me gotta act just like me just like me just like me act and think just like me and feeling just like me act and think just like me and feeling just like me that's the only way to be that's the best the best and only way to be just like me just like me just like me that was a little bonus song for today
Phobia
- Acoustic Picks track 19
- New Ear track 25
- recorded: 2008-03-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 4:29
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This was recorded with the dictaphone in my office; hence all the hiss. When it finally gets going it's pretty cool.
I don't know if this was recorded before or after the 4-track recordings that day. Since this was on a later tape, I'll assume these came second.
Lyrics to "Phobia":
today's the 4th of march 2008 i'm recording this in my office on a dictaphone i'm doing that because i'm playing on the acoustic guitar [scat] whatcha gonna do to me whatcha gonna say to me whatcha gonna do to me i'm scared whatcha gonna do to me whatcha gonna say to me why you always look at me i'm scared agoraphobia agoraphobia agoraphobia paralyze ya whatcha gonna do to me whatcha gonna say to me why you always look at me i'm scared whatcha gonna do to me whatcha have to ??? myself [scat] i'm scared agaphoria agaphoria agaphobia agrophobia somebody asked me the other day what agaphoria is agaphoria is the sound you make when you strum the guitar too many times with blisters why do they always look at me why they always talk to me why you gonna look at me i'm scared why you always look at me why you always talk to me why can't you just leave me alone i'm scared agaphorbia phorbia it's a fortorbia agaphorbia fordatorbia my hand's getting tired the most exciting part of the song is right now go now get sloppy that's key why you always sing to me and why you always play for me and why you make that horrible music why you always send the cd why you always make me listen to your horrible music travophobia travophobia tripecacaphobia tripecacaphobia why you always talk to me and why you always send me cds why you always look at me i'm scared why you always talk to me and what do you expect from me why you always look at me like that [nonsense] [nonsense] there's a fear of saying words properly because you might pick the wrong dictionary word to pick to pick and that's called fatigue of the elbow
Coffee and Donovan
- New Ear track 26
- recorded: 2008-03-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:53
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
More acoustic guitar noodling recorded with the hissy dictaphone. The vocals are about the guinea pigs.
Lyrics to "Coffee and Donovan":
coffee donovan coffee donovan coffee tea coffee tea coffee and donovan are sitting in a tree k i s s i n g with tongue coffee and donovan are probably sleeping downstairs that is how they spend their day and that is how they spend their years coffee and donovan are fuzzy but they have long toenails we gotta snip them soon i'm always saying that so cut it out cut it out gotta cut out gotta cut it year great out yeah nice job travis just lost the beat just lost the beat cut it out just lost the beat cut it out gotta cut it out that was dumb
Wanna Throw a Puppy
- New Ear track 27
- recorded: 2008-03-04
- location: Bellingham
- length: 5:33
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
More acoustic guitar hiss. The vocals make fun of the big news for the day, which was an army guy throwing a puppy.
Lyrics to "Wanna Throw a Puppy":
wanna throw a puppy puppy ??? for me wanna throw a puppy ??? wanna throw a puppy puppy bone for me i wanna throw a puppy yippee pee yippee here he goes wanna throw a puppy puppy puppy pee wanna throw a puppy cause he peed on me wanna throw a puppy into the big blue sea wanna throw a puppy ??? for me last verse i wanna throw a puppy into the big blue sea i wanna throw the puppy 'cause he peed on me i wanna throw this puppy i do not like him you know ha ha ha ha ha there he goes ha ha ha ha ha there he goes bye bye bye bye puppy into the sea bye bye bye bye puppy into the sea [repeat several times] wanna throw the puppy into the sea wanna throw the puppy ??? wanna throw the puppy into the sea wanna throw the puppy ??? to me if i were me when it's a matter of survival all animals are fair game i wanna throw a puppy into the sea i wanna throw a puppy just wanna see what it's like to throw a puppy into the sea yippy yappy puppy and he peed on me oh yeah [scat] he want to throw the puppy into the sea he want to throw the puppy into the sea we want to throw the puppy who peed on me we want to throw the puppy and put it on myspace or youtube or wherever the kids look at because it's such a so appropriate for kids you know so appropriate for kids you know so appropriate for kids you know so appropriate for kids you know wanna throw the puppy into the sea wanna throw the puppy 'cause he peed on me i wanna throw the puppy into the sea i wanna throw the puppy come on let's do it yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee [repeat several times] d--- it he bit me
Mandolin Hiss
- New Ear track 28
- recorded: 2008-03-12
- location: Bellingham
- length: 0:18
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, talking
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Short, hissy, warbly mandolin riff. Blah.
Lyrics to "Mandolin Hiss":
12 march
Multitasking
- New Ear track 29
- recorded: 2008-03-30
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:01
- Travis Emmitt - acoustic guitar, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Hissy acoustic guitar again. The downside of using the dictaphone in the office is that there is a huge temptation to multitask.
Lyrics to "Multitasking":
30 march 2008 you can tell i'm multitasking ??? multitasking ??? ???
Songs During Work
- New Ear track 30
- recorded: 2008-04-22
- location: Bellingham
- length: 2:20
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, vocals
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Sloppy jam on the mandolin.
Lyrics to "Songs During Work":
all right today is 22 of april 2008 got my mandolin up here in my office my office is very crowded got too many computers in here too much junk i really wish i could reorganize it the key is getting stuff out i really want to have instruments in here so i can be compelled to make songs during work so i feel compelled to make songs during work [scat] so i feel compelled to make songs during work so i feel compelled to make songs during work i always wanted to make songs during work but i don't get paid to make songs during work that's called songs during work and i'm recording this on a very bad dictaphone by the way i don't even know if it's recording
Thongs During Work
- New Ear track 31
- recorded: 2008-04-22
- location: Bellingham
- length: 3:11
- Travis Emmitt - mandolin, vocals
Shallow jam based on a silly pun. Crude at then end. Had to censor it.
Lyrics to "Thongs During Work":
this next song and last one for the day is called thongs during work it sounds like i only know the same chords in fact i don't know any chords on the mandolin to be honest i haven't really started to begin with the mandolin i must admit that my skills have no frills on the mandolin i must admit that i sound a bit lame on the mandolin so i must resort to other ways of entertaining myself when i'm supposed to be doing work and my bright bright idea is to wear a thong at work wear a thong at work i'll wear a thong at work do you get the joke did it work do you think i'm a pervert jerk do you think i'm a pervert jerk do you think i'm a pervert jerk do you think i'm a pervert jerk [scat] yeah i gotta work on the ending