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2007 Two Song Rule
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Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 I Am Your Boat lyrics 16:28 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
2 Honors Band Chatter lyrics 1:23 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
3 I Want to See You lyrics 9:44 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
4 Have You Ever Seen the Girl lyrics 8:44 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
5 Chimes of Liberty lyrics 1:46 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
6 Genie lyrics 3:35 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
7 Proper Perspective lyrics 0:28 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
8 Vampire Rock lyrics 6:19 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
9 Clearly Not Clarinet lyrics 2:15 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
10 Next Year lyrics 10:25 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
11 Critical Chatter lyrics 7:06 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
12 Squish lyrics 10:22 download listen locally - 1988-05-08
Total 78:35 play all locally album rating:

Notes

This batch of songs for my cousin Kim was recorded on a single day. It was packaged with five other tapes (covered by Kim 10 and Kim 11). My instructions were to listen to this tape first because the others were so bad. Is this any better? You decide!

Songs

I Am Your Boat

I'm pretty sure this song was inspired by a guy from my dad's work (Sam) who got me into UB40. I was probably trying to mimic that light reggae style.

Everything was recording in one attempt, no overdubs. I guess I was serious about being tired of using the dictaphone (see "Adios Amiga"). Unfortunately, I also seem to be out of ideas. This is very repetitive, and the music is lame.

The lyrics are about some sort of neglect. I think the idea was that I felt like I was having to rescue people, but then would get ignored by those people once the rescue was over... until the next crisis. No specific incidents spring to mind.

Lyrics to "I Am Your Boat":

i'm gonna write a song for you
and it's something i wrote in school
well first of all sam is coming back tonight
so let me write this song, ok
all right, ready, i'm trusting my luck with this one
and i hope it's good, and it's called the boat
all right, here it goes

hey
hey
hey
1 2 3 hit-it
hey
up the rhythm
that's better
tick tock

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock...

oh tie your boat to the dock
step on out, feel it rock
see the street, it's time to walk
look around, up the block

reach the door, give a knock
put your key in the lock
go on in, check the clock
get the phone, start to talk

hey
hey
hey
sam's back in town
1 2 3 4
1 2 3 4

hey
hey
hey
one more time
1 2 3 4

oh tie your boat to the dock
step on out, feel it rock
see the street, it's time to walk
look around, up the block

reach the door, give a knock
put your key in the lock
go on in, check the clock
get the phone, start to talk

there is a rushing of waves
the dying screams of the brave
panic covers the town
all the people they drown

the water is rising
the ending is coming
it's time to stop fighting
we all need some loving

hey 1 2 3

mama we're rapping wooh
all right

tie your boat to the dock
step on out, feel it rock
see the street, time to walk
look around, up the block

reach the door, give a knock
put your key in the lock
go on in, check the clock
get the phone, start to talk

there is a rushing of waves
dying screams of the brave
panic it covers the town, hey
all the people they drown, hey hey

the water is rising
the ending is coming
it's time we start fighting
we all need some loving

i am your boat
that you left in the shallows
petty up to now
now you're losing your battle

1 2 hit it
meow meow, really stinks
one more time

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock...

oh tie your boat to the dock
step on out, feel it rock
see the street, it's time to walk
look around, up the block

reach the door, give a knock
put your key in the lock
go on in, check the clock
get the phone, start to talk

there is a rushing of waves
i hear the dying screams of the brave

the water is rising
the ending is coming
it's time we start fighting
we all need some loving

panic it covers the town as the people drown
panic it covers the town

i am your boat
that you left in the shallows
petty up to now
now you're losing your battle
2 3 4

i am your boat that you left in the shadows
petty up to now when you're losing your battles
i am your boat that you left in the shadows
petty up to now when you're losing your battles

i am your boat that you left in the shadows

you turn to me for your support
i'll lend a hand and taste the sport
guilty thoughts they fill your head
'cause without me you would be dead

i am your boat so long forgotten
so long ignored and my timbers are rotten
i am your boat, i'm so long forgotten
long ignored, my timbers are rotten

maybe i won't hold ya, won't that chill ya
maybe i won't save ya, maybe i will kill ya
maybe i can't hold ya, maybe maybe
maybe i won't save ya, maybe i will kill ya
maybe i won't hold ya, does that chill ya
maybe i can't save ya, maybe i will kill ya

i am your boat so long forgotten
long ignored and my timbers are rotten
i am your boat, so long forgotten
long ignored, my timbers are rotten

i have no beauty, a dying boat
[scat]

i have no beauty, i'm a dying boat
but you are happy for i can float
i find you use me for your pleasure
you never helped me, i'm no treasure

you say you'll use me in due time
that's when you need me down the line
and thus you keep me rocking here
i am so lonely at the pier
eh eh eh eh

i am your boat
your wonderful boat

i am your boat so long forgotten
so long ignored and my timbers are rotten
i have no beauty, as a dying boat
but but but you are happy for i can float eh eh eh

i find your use me for your pleasure
you never take care of me, i'm no treasure

you say you'll use me in due time
that's when you need me down the line
and thus you keep me rocking here
i am so lonely at the

i am your boat so so so
i am your boat so so so

maybe i can't save ya, maybe does that chill ya
maybe i can't hold ya, maybe i will kill ya
i i i maybe maybe
i will turn around and bit your butt wooh

i'm your boat
i'm your boat

tie your boat to the dock
step on out, feel it rock
see the street, it's time to walk
look around, up the block

reach the door, give a knock
put your key in the lock
go on in, check the clock
get the phone, start to talk

there is a rushing of waves
dying screams of the brave
again
rushing of waves
dying screams of the brave

panic is covers the down
all the people are drowning

the water is rising
and the ending is coming
it's time we start fighting
'cause we all need some love

i am your boat that you left in the shallows
petty up to now, now you're losing your battles
i am your boat that you left in the shallows
i'm petty up to now, now you're losing your battles

you turn to me for your support
i'll lend a hand and taste the sport
guilty thoughts they fill your head
'cause without me you would be dead

maybe i won't save ya, does that chill ya
maybe i can't hold ya, oh
maybe i can't save ya, does that ill ya
maybe i can't hold ya, maybe i will have to kill ya

i am your boat, i'm long forgotten
i'm long ignored, my timbers are rotten
i am your boat, so long forgotten
i am long ignored and my timbers are rotten

i have no beauty, i'm a dying boat
but you are happy for i can float
i find you use me for your pleasure
you never helped me, i'm no ???

you say you'll use me in due time
that's when you need me down the line
and thus you keep me rocking here
i am so lonely at the pier

i am your boat, so long forgotten
ha ha ha ha ha ha
i am so so so long ignored
and my timbers are rotten
[scat]

i am your boat, so long forgotten
long ignored and my, my timbers are rotten

i have no beauty, i'm a dying boat, hey hey hey
but you are happy for i can float
i find you use me for your pleasure
you never helped me, i'm no treasure

you say you'll use me in due time, yeah yeah
and thus you keep me rocking here
keep me rocking rocking here
keep me rocking rocking here

i am your boat
  

Honors Band Chatter

I was babbling about honors band. This reminds me of the "band camp" references in that teen movie a while ago.

I don't remember which dates honors band was back in 1988. This chatter, and the next song(s) were recorded on the next, day, a Sunday. Several songs later, I say that I'm recording on "Sunday the 8th" which I'm guessing is May 8. Since the songs sound the same and there's no evident break in recording, I think it's safe to assume that this was recorded the same day.

Lyrics to "Honors Band Chatter":

oh god my voice is hoarse
i've written quite a few stories
but stories you have to read, you can't listen to
you learned that from markus the rabbit, all right
ok we had honors band
high school honors band
and that was awesome, we were totally awesome
it was albemarle and western albemarle
and we played some awesome songs
we played five songs in our concert
and one was really good
and the composer himself came to conduct us
it's called wolfpit mountain incantations
and it's really neat
we have parts where we have to sing, go [scat]
and at the very end it's like [scat]
i mean the bass drum and timpani are just like [scat]
like [scat]
we even have lighting
everyone on stage is blue for a while, then we turn red
it is the wildest song,it's actually fun
this is honors band
and you know the only reason i got in it
i probably told you before
is 'cause they didn't have any other french horn players in the county
you know so i was like the last choice
honors band was friday and saturday
today's sunday, you know, the day after
sounds like a movie
i'm gonna write a song and i'll play it for you
  

I Want to See You

This long improve is very tedious. It didn't help that most of my playing was on the wind instruments, at which I suck. I guess I was inspired by honors band (the day before).

Lyrics to "I Want to See You":

ok this baby's a little bit short and it's just instrumental
and i just call it um um [scat]
how old are you
i want to see you right now
i want to see you right now

one more time
a little different
wooh

i want to see you, today please
i want to see you, oh maybe
i want to see you, that's all
i want to see you, to see you
i want

i want to see you, oh maybe
i want to see you, hold you baby
i want to see you, right now
i want to see you, so bad

i want to see you, so badly
i want to see you, make me mad
i want to see you, oh baby
i want to see you, oh baby

i want to see you, right now, right now, right now
i want to see you
i want to see you
you

i wanna wanna see you
i wanna wanna see you
i wanna wanna wanna wanna see you
i wanna wanna wanna see you

i wanna see you so badly
so very badly so madly
i wanna see you
i wanna see you, see you, see you

i wanna wanna
  

Have You Ever Seen the Girl

This long song has boring music and bad singing. The lyrics are almost funny (in a mean-spirited sort of way) but not quite.

Lyrics to "Have You Ever Seen the Girl":

all right, these are really loser so far
and this side is almost so far
so i'm gonna have to have a good one next, all right
the next one i promise is gonna be good
i have to find some way to have the microphone clipped to me
so i can actually, you know, sing into it
and play things at the same time
that's what i had upstairs
i had it tied to a shirt on a coat hanger
but right now i'm gonna ???
so i'm gonna have to sing like this

have you
[scat]

have you ever seen the girl who looks like she's been
to the world and back and again
have you ever seen the girl who walks like an angel
incapable of sin

have you ever seen the girl who looks like an angel
incapable of sin

no, i know you didn't
no, i know you couldn't
i tell you something ???
but ???

every girl has an attitude
none of them are angels, again
every girl has an attitude
they're more like the devil

have you ever seen the girl who looks like she's been
to the world and back and again
oh have you ever seen the girl who walks like an angel
incapable of sin

i know you didn't
and i knew you couldn't
i knew you didn't
and i know you shouldn't
i know you didn't
and i know you something
but you gotta give it a ???

every girl has an attitude
none of them are quite what they seem, again
every girl has an attitude
none of them are what they mean ???

every girl has an attitude
none of them is quite and angelic
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 13 14 little angels and ???

14 lives, they've got a few
every girl's got an attitude
14 lives, yes they've got a few
every girl's got an attitude

have you ever seen the girl who looks like she's been
to the world and back and again
have you ever seen the girl who walks like an angel
incapable of sin

i know you didn't
'cause i knew you couldn't
i know you something
but i know what i shouldn't, shouldn't, shouldn't

every girl has an attitude
none of them are quite angelic
every girl has an attitude
they are so much like devils

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ???
9 10 11 13 14 angels

every angel has what she likes
14 times to day
all the dies they wish they were
but hardly, now go ahead and cry

every girl has an attitude problem
wooh
none of them are angels, i'm telling you
not one single little girl
one one one one
[scat]

wooh ???
the girls they carry along

have you ever seen the girl who looks like she's been
to the world and back and again
have you ever seen the girl who walks like an angel
incapable of sin

i knew you didn't
and i knew you couldn't
i told you something
and i know i shouldn't

every girl has an attitude
every girl has an attitude problem

every girl has an attitude problem
none of them are angels
every girl has an attitude problem
every little one is a devil

every girl has an attitude problem
not talking about boys here
every girl has an attitude problem
not one of them, not one of them

angels
where are the halos ???
halos, you tell me
they're not quite the angels they appear to be

have you
have you ever seen the girl who looks like she's been
to the world and back and again
have you ever seen the girl who walks like an angel
incapable of sin

have you ever seen the girl who looks like she's been
through the world and back and again
oh yes you shouldn't
and i didn't think that you [scat]

every girl has an attitude, an attitude problem
every girl tells you
every girl tells you
every girl, every girl, every girl, every girl

have you ever seen the girl who looks like she's been
through the world and back and again
no you haven't
i didn't think you could
now i tell you something
that i know i i shouldn't really really really really
  

Chimes of Liberty

This was my horrible attempt at recreating one of the songs we played in honors band. It's painfully plodding. I butchered it. This is why I don't play many cover songs!

On a positive note (no pun intended), I don't think the composer's relatives will be coming after royalties any time soon! :)

Lyrics to "Chimes of Liberty":

ok here's a song that you probably know
it's called chimes of liberty
i haven't written any lyrics
i just played for maybe 5 seconds
and then i turned the tape recorder off and it's back on all right
chimes of liberty and i know you've heard it
it's a march that was played in honors band
and this is very, very rough

oh i got it
listen listen i got it
  

Genie

This song was actually the ending for "Chimes of Liberty", sharing the same chord progressions, but developed a "life" of its own. Not much of a life, though, since the music is repetitive and canned. I guess you can call it an "Artificial Life". Heh heh.

Anyway, the lyrics aren't too horrible. They don't sound made up, though, even though I said they were. They're about a genie. A mean genie. I don't know where this idea came from. Maybe the genie wants freedom/liberty and the only way to get it is to wish for music/chimes? I dunno.

Lyrics to "Genie":

this is my unexpected twist, all right

just tell me what do you want
what's on your mind right now
just get it out of your system
girls don't have a cow

just tell me what you wish for
what is on your mind
tell me and i'll really
i'll try and get this thing fine

just tell me what do you want
oh just tell me right now
just get it out of your system
and girls please don't have a cow

just tell me what you wish for
what is in your head
just tell me now, girl, tell me know
if you're anxious then have me killed

if you're anxious then have me killed
and get someone else to do your work
just get someone else to do your work

just tell me what's on your mind
and how you would like it done
i can grant ??? any wish
that is under the sun

just tell me what's on your mind
and how you would like it done
i can grant though any wish
any wish that is under the sun
so like

tell me boy
just tell me boy
just tell me and i'll grant your wish

just tell me boy
or a girl for that matter
just tell me and i'll try
to grant your wish

oh is it for silence or is it for music

what is your wish
i'm a genie of the people
what is your wish
tell me what is your wish
what is your wish

for silence or music

is it your wish
which is your wish
tell me your wish
i am viscious

tell me your wish
this ??? cut
cuts in half
just tell me your wish

tell me your wish
just tell me your wish
tell me your wish
tell me your wish

just tell me your wish
tell me your wish
and and and

i'll grand your wish
if you tell me your wish
and i'll get your wish
and you'll be satisfied
ha ha ha

that one was really dumb, really dumb
i made that up as i went along
and that's why it was so dumb
  

Proper Perspective

This ends the side of the tape. At least I wasn't deluding myself about the songs' quality!

Lyrics to "Proper Perspective":

these are real losers
you know this is a such waste of tape
this is 45 minutes of nothing
absolultely
i mean, i'm serious
i'm not just saying that to be, um, negative
i'm just saying that to have a proper look on things
proper perspective

i'm gonna try to get something good going
and if it's not good then gimme a break
and if it's not good then don't hit me with that stake
  

Vampire Rock

This is a silly song about a vampire. I think the idea came from the "stake" reference in the previous song ("Proper Perspective"). First genies, then vampires... I guess I was geeking out that day!

The music is repetitive, but so is the "bite into your neck" theme which keeps going through the vampire's head. Not too bad.

Lyrics to "Vampire Rock":

i was walking down the corner of a moonlight street
and all these silly people came out and started to mingle
and made my teeth thingle
and i started to get thirsty for some blood [scat]

it's a vampire rock
it's a vampire rock
it's a vampire rock
this is a vampire rock

rock it all night
rock it all night
sucking all night
sucking all night

i bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite bite bite bite
bite bite bite bite

bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck

i'm a vampire uh
it's a vampire rock
i'm a vampire
and i want to suck

bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck

i'm a vampire ???
vampire rock
i'm a vampire
and this is a rock

bite into your neck hey
bite into your neck hey
bite into your neck hey
bite into your neck

want to bite into your neck hey
bite into your neck hey
bite bite into your neck hey
bite into your neck

want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck

want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck

bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck
want to ahhhhhhhh

hey girl, what you doing out here in the middle of the night
while you're at it, just tell me your blood type

bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck

hey girl, what you doing on the street
what kind of people do you expect to meet

want to bite into your neck, ooh
want to bite into your neck

don't run from me, don't run from me
you shouldn't be scared of me

want to bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck

just come back here girl
i want to see something
what kind of necklace do you have on

bite into your neck

what do you want exactly
walking around in the street at night

bite into your neck
bite into your neck

i'm sorry

bite into your neck

what kind of necklace is that

bite into your neck

oh just tell me

bite into your neck

hey
lemme undo that for you
don't run
come here
now give me a kiss

bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck

i'm a vampire
this is vampire rock
i'm a vampire
and i want to suck

vampire, oh
vampire

bite into your neck
bite into your neck
want to bite into your neck
bite your neck
bite your
bite your neck

where did you get that little cross
you evil double-crosser, i'm a big city boss
where did you get
where did you get
please

i'm asking for mercy
i'm sorry i tried to make an attempt to

bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck

bite into your

bite into your neck
bite into your neck
bite into your neck
i want bite into your neck

bite into your little tender juicy bloody
neck
  

Clearly Not Clarinet

I was pretending to play clarinet (on the clarinet). There's a cheesy melody in the middle. Not much else of interest here. What a lame way to end the CD!

Lyrics to "Clearly Not Clarinet":

ok this next one
again, i'm writing it up on the spot
this is me playing clarinet
do you know i play clarinet
  

Next Year

This immediately followed "Clearly not Clarinet"; I don't think I even stopped the tape.

For some reason, I decided to make a "sequel" to "This Year", though the backing rhythms are similar to "Vampire Rock". There's also a bit of "Waiting for a Call" near the middle. I guess I was running out of ideas.

I seemed to know it, because that's what I talked about in the middle. My talking was kinda funny. The solos are sloppy but have some tuneful bits.

Lyrics to "Next Year":

i've made up my mind
this is an encore of the, the music part of the the girl
oh what's it call
it's sort of like

i know this girl she was beautiful to see
and we used to be friends just her and me
friends, that's all; no more could we be
now we're less than that, you see
now we're less than that, you see

see that is, that's part of the lyrics to it
what's the called
the girl
last year or this year, something like that

i knew this girls with blonde her to waist
really good looking, not a beast
i think she was really really hot
but as for me i don't think she thought so

i think that she was really really really hot
and now i regret what i thought
my actions spoke louder than my thoughts
and that ruined it
so blaa blaa blaa, i really messed this up

well, I'm gonna play the music part to that song
wherever it went
this year or next year
it's called this year

again

i know this girl she was beautiful to see
and we used to be friends just her her her her her and me
wooh
wooh

so beautiful
she was so beautiful
she was
she was so beautiful to see

we used to be friends just her her her her her and me
just friends, that's all; no more could we be
and now we're less than that, can you see

this year i proposed
we proposed to
i hope i must
i think that i must have written this in january
because that was the beginning of my creative streak
and this is still a very dormant song
i like the music part of it thought
it has potentional
but as you see
by me by my my my blaa blaa blaa
by my very encoring of this song
that means i've run out of ideas not
but this was a great song i think
the last great song i every wrote i think
was the whole scat-trav collection was good
but the last seriously great song
i have no idea
um
let me think
um
i don't know
i'm not doing very well in terms of a perfect song
but i think
you seem to like
you seem to like
you seem to like um waiting for a call
[scat]
that was like
[scat]
i can't sing it with this music on
it was like
i even forget it
well let's just continue the song
yeah
[scat]

i know this girl she was beautiful to see
and we used to be friends just her and me
just friends, that's all; no more could we be

listen to the lyrics of this song
they are full of hidden meanings
[scat]

yeah

what do you think of the lyrics of the song
what do you think, you better not tell me they're wrong
this is an original song
it cannot possibly be wrong
oh god
  

Critical Chatter

This is a long ramble about the tapes I was preparing to send to Kim. The only critical part is the date, which applies to the previous and following songs as well. Aside from that, it's really just lots of gabbing, sometimes funny but mostly dumb. Feel free to skip. I think I was hyper. I kept playing the keyboard in the middle of talking too.

I was being very critical of my cousin's tape-making skills. What a little self-centered, hypocritical snob I was! :) Still, it's kinda funny.

Lyrics to "Critical Chatter":

today is sunday, 8th i think
and school's awful
i hate school

all right
ok i hate school, you know that
and um i would do anything to get out of school, anything
well, i mean
i'm gonna end up going to the next grade, of course
if health catches up of course
and health is down in the gutter
seriously
the other 5 tapes they are really dumb
they are really dumb
but i want you to listen to then
because i think there might be some good stuff on there
anyways

this has very little talking on it
i mean it has a normal amount of talking on it
but compared to the other ones yeah
i would really like to get a little
you know that would cheer me up
or a tape
i would love to get a tape from you
but you probably don't have any blank tapes
you have some tapes that you can record over, i'm sure
and guess who sent those to you, ha ha ha
all right so, just work on it
put your pencil to the paper
here's some tips
number 1 do not let anybody else hear them
unless you go over the part several times
and you find there's nothing wrong with it
because most of it is very bad, very bad
it's because i was in a bad mood the whole time
and i was writing dumb stories
and i still am but my stories i hope are getting better
i wrote one about the good earth
again my stories you have to read them not hear 'em, all right
anyways, i write stories as easily as i write songs
sometimes i luck out and sometimes i give up half way
and most of the time they're awful
all right
so anyways, back to the music
about the next 5 tapes
they're very long
5 tapes, i know it
and a lot of it is not background
it was stuff that i rather you did pay attention to
the first tape is really funny
i think there's a lot of joke telling in the 5
and the first one is like
side 1 works, side 2 is just totally torn up
it's like [noise]
ok side 1 is bad enough

[scat]

this is gonna go on forever
[sigh]
ok that can go on forever and ever and ever
but i'm not gonna let it
all right, so anyways
this is very depressing tape
ok the 5 tapes, i'm talking about them
yeah, listen to them like 1 at a time
like spend, an hour average, an hour and a half for each one
just listen to it
and listen to the words
i don't say stuff
i don't blab
like right now i classify this as definitely blabbing
all right, i don't blab on those tapes i don't think, i don't think
i mean i'm sure in parts of it i get away with a little bit of it
i listen to your tape and you're like: oh, paul came over today
and i'm like: ok that's great
ok another half an hour of this
ok this is very supra-critical
but i'm just portraying this as i see it
and then you go on your keyboard and [scat]
and that's good, that's good, great to see you trying
but i either write a song out so that it sounds good
or i luck out, and i luck out a lot
when i say luck out, that means it becomes decent
enjoyable to listen, right
almost every song that i write is enjoyable to listen
except this one right here, listen to this one

that's the one exception on the tape all right
the others enjoyable
but then you come along [scat] with your little rhythms
and then you start singing and it's like pretty horrendous
it's a lot better than i can do
but first of all you're singing other people's songs
and then you try to make it, really, really, all right
i mean i played

i played that, but that's not a singing part
but anyways sorry
you're great, you're great
you talk well, you tell good jokes and um
you just need to loosen up i'd say
and you can't be like
this and this happened today and tomorrow i'm gonna do this and this
and you know what, this and this and this
as if you're talking on the phone to one of your friends
because i don't know what in the world is going on up there
and i'm sure you don't know what's going on down here
but i don't say, ok, tomorrow i have a test in blaa blaa blaa
which i did, though
and then i have marching band, oh great, marching band's fun
i can incorporate my feelings into it but i'm not gonna say:
tomorrow at 3:30 i will be out of school
i will go to the cafeteria and there i will see my friends
and i'll smile at them and they'll through food at me
and i'll try to catch it in my mouth
and most of the time it goes up my nose
so i sneeze it, it comes out and it sticks all over the floor
and then the janitor has to kick me out
mr. card gets mad and makes me sit out for most of practice
but i don't mind, because i don't like practice anyway
no, i don't do that
i make it funny and i'll lie, i lie a lot
most of the stuff i'll tell you in those 5 are lies
i don't like making a big deal about every day life
because it it so morbid and you know
ok i got that out of my system
ok, here's recommendations for your next tape or letter
number 1
put a little more of your emotions into it, not the details
he came over
he said hi
he said are you afraid of me
i said no
he said are you really
i lied, i said yes
and he said ok, fine, let's go into my car
i said fine
i went to his car
i closed the door
i went outside
no, you just have to put your emotions into it

i am papa smurf
i like to eat

get the whole family in
they're gonna hear this next song, all right, it's great
everybody huddled around here
now of course you're just sitting there going [sigh]
and you're thinking: well if i get them in then, uh...
but right now you're thinking: oh, he knows what i'm thinking
and right now: he knows he knows what i'm thinking
all right but right now: he knows what he knows, he knows what i'm thinking
and even know: he knows what he knows he knows what he knows i'm thinking
all right, now i'm sorry to disturb your thinking, but listen, please
no, you don't have to do this because i know you're not gonna
as if you're really rebelling against me
but i know it feels good
that's what i did when you said: invite jessica into your room travis
and i said: ha ha ha
no but anyways, i'm tell you now
please get the whole family in here
and get ready to listen to a great song
we've got a great performance ready
and i call it squish
and it's about my friend squish
and he is a squish because he is
and he just is man
and no debating that man
this song is ready
all right is everybody in
  

Squish

This song was supposed to be heard by the entire family. It's pretty pathetic. I had nothing to say, and was kinda confrontational and self-obsessed. Oh well; what's new?

The music starts slow, empty, and boring. At some point the keyboard started dying and speeding up (I don't remember why that happened). I ended up leaving the room at the end. After a while I came back and made the comment about rolly-pollies, which I think were the inspiration for the title.

Lyrics to "Squish":

ok ready
are you listening
are you psyched
get ready
get on your dancing shoes and

feel the beat
hear the beat
on your feet
down the street

yeehaw
in the hall
yeehaw
in the hall

can you feel the subtle rhythm
can you feel the dancing from within
can you feel, can you feel the mental rhythm
and it all caves in

can you feel, can you feel the beat
can you feel, can you feel the style
now i see you all sitting in circle
and on your faces you wear smiles, smiles, smiles

can you feel, can you feel the rhythm
can you feel, can you feel the drum
do you think of me as a foreigner
do you criticize me as a bum

do you think about iran contra affairs
do you really give a hoot about what is going on
do you care about who we have for president
do you care, do you care, i sure don't

i don't care what happens to the world
because i'm not the world, yeah, again
i don't care what happens to the world
'cause i'm not the world
no i'm not
no way out of it

ok now the parents may leave
yes, that's right
go on, thank you

jimmy what did you do in school today
get in a fight, oh boy
who was the other bully

who did you pick on in school today
was it your younger brother
oh no, he goes to a different school

what kind of person do you think i am
do you think i'm mentally incompenent
no, no boy

what kind of person do you think you are
do you think you'll be a movie star like me
no way

only if you try
if you don't you'll die
you'll die lonely
so so lonely

now tony may leave the room

please tony this is your cousin travis speaking
i would like you to leave the room now

jimmy what did you do in school today
get in a fight, you say no way
is this true

kimberly you sit on your bed
listening to me and holding your head
holding your phone with your other hand
yes i know, kim, i understand
you, you can ignore me
don't care what does on

the keyboard's dying
it really's getting faster
i don't know what does that
but it's gonna die
hey, you're witness to a keyboard dying
everybody back in the room
it's dying
i'm not touching the keyboard
doing the bass with my left hand
and i'm holding the microphone with my right
it's speeding up
it's gonna so fast that it dies
takes a while though

tony tony
nice to see you back in here
maybe maybe
i'll fix the keyboard this year

maybe today
maybe no way
maybe i will
maybe

all right
the parents may leave the room again
tony and jimmy too
now that they're gone kim
that just leaves 2 people
that is me and you

please put the phone down now
i'm not asking too much
i really hope that i'm not
i'm not trying to be a butt

but when you finish your conversation
i would like you to heed what i have to say
i must tell you about something
that happens to me everyday

i go to sleep
i sleep 'til down
i don't get up at dawn either
but i do at 7 but who really cares
because it's outside your world

i don't care about the world today
i don't care if russia takes the usa
i don't care, i don't care about the world today
i don't care if afghanistan kills the ra
ira, ira

i don't give a hoot about politics
i think that we're run by a bunch of [beeps]

i said no cussing
i said no cussing
i don't break a promise
at least in this tape

maybe in others
but not in this tape
the keyboard is dying
the hamburger's frying

and the mixer getting so hot
getting so hot

kim you and me alone
everybody else has left the home
is the phone down
i really frown
when you pick up the phone to call somebody

who are you calling
is is paul or matt or ted or whoever

who it be
who it be
yes i care
that you should see

'cause i'm trav on the mic
and a rhythm cool rhythm
cooking up the keyboard
'til it gets real hot
get the mixer going
get the plastic going

someone's trying to get in the room
what, what
is it time for dinner

sam's here
we gotta go eat dinner
i hope it'll be fun
but i don't want to get thinner

so i guess i gotta go eat
guess i gotta take my seat
guess i gotta go eat
guess i gotta take my seat

sam's here for dinner
i've got to eat
i don't want to be any thinner

guess i gotta go eat
guess i gotta take my seat
guess i gotta go

we're gonna listen to this tape during our meal
dinner as you call it, you up there

hmm

gotta go eat
gotta go eat
gotta go
gotta gotta gotta go

gotta go
gotta go
gotta go
gotta go gotta go

i'll let you listen to the keyboard die
i'll let you listen to the mixer fry
but as for now i've got to fly
gotta eat dinner 'cause i don't feel so high

i'll let you listen to the keyboard die
i'll let you listen to the mixer fry
but as of now i've got to fly
i don't really feel so high

i've gotta go, gotta go and eat
gotta go, afraid i've got to take my seat
this has been fun
but i don't feel like number 1
an embarassing feat

goodbye
i'll save you some ???
goodbye as for now
don't worry, i'm not gonna be gone long
please don't cry ???

we got a million rolly-pollies and then
they're all curled up