Trex - Juneo

Lyrics to "Company Takes 1 to N":

today is june 1st
1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
gotta get up early and reconcile the batches
???

that was horrible
let's try it again

it's the first day of the month
have to reconcile the batches
don't you love being an accountant
don't you love being a peon

at h---- h---- where everybody is so fat
at h---- h---- everybody is so fat
at h---- h---- work all the time and never have fun
at h---- h---- we are losers

i got my cubicle today
it's just like the one i had yesterday

i'm running out of tape
let's try this one again on the next side
the next side you hear

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today is june 1st

doesn't sound good as it did before does it
1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
gotta reconcile the batches
i'm not having any fun
don't like being an accountant

at the end of the month
they expect me to work overtime
and they pay me a pittance
i feel so unappreciated

at h---- h---- they're so fat
at h---- h---- they're so uneducated

it's the first day of june 
i gotta cubicle not a room
they hate my firemen
that i put around to make it seem more frivolous

they rip me up

oh this is just horrible
it just sounds horrible

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this is take 3
take 3

it's the first day of the month
i have to reconcile the batches
and they're ripping me off
oh god i hate working overtime all the time
at h----

let's not use the name of the company

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it's the first day of the month
i gotta reconcile all the batches
i hate doing this
they've got different lyrics all the time at
h - - - - sucks

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ah take
let's just call this take 5
1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
and i got to reconcile the batches
have to do this every month
oh god i hate being an accountant

at h---- h---- you suck
i'm not supposed to say the company name
i'm not supposed to say the company name
and i'm not supposed to say that they're so d--- lame

h---- h---- you suck
h---- h---- you suck
h---- h---- you suck my c------ caca

that's horrible

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now this is the illegal version 5
1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
i've got to reconcile the batches
have to get there really early
oh god i hate to be an accountant

at h - - - -
that's the company that sucks
h - - - -
it can suck my
suck my what
suck my 
suck my suck my
suck my suck my
suck my 

this is horrible

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it's the first day of the month
have to get up early and reconcile the batches
have to do this every month
oh god i hate being an accountant

at h---- h---- they suck
h---- h---- don't give a f---

oh jesus
jesus effing f---ing christ

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let's try this again

it's the first day of the month
have to get up early and reconcile the batches
gotta do this every month
oh god i hate to be an accountant

at h---- h---- got my cubicle
at h---- h---- got the stupid people 
surrounding me at h---- bunch of morons 
at h - - - - no ???

f---

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take 8 or so 
i have no idea anymore i lost track
and if i'm actually documenting each of these takes i'm stupid

it's the first day of the month
have to get up early and reconcile the f---ing batches

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1 2 3 4

it's so sloppy

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1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
have to get up early and reconcile the batches
gotta do this every month
oh god i hate to be an accountant

at h - - o r ons
h - - o r ons
h - - o 

no that implies that this is anti-homos
i need a better chorus d--- it
at h----
no i can't say h---- then i can't put this online dummy
how about at h--- a--
no no no profanity
i don't know what this is like how to brainstorm a
it's an almost catchy song but you know
i just don't have a chorus
at h---
at my cubicle my cubicle 
at office at
f--- just play it
d--- it

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1 2 3 4

gotta get up

f---

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1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
have to get up early to reconcile the batches
nah nah d--- it d--- it

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1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
had to get up early to reconcile the batches
f---ing batches f---ing batches 
i have no energy ah

the company took it away from me
i get bored in my cubicle all day
oh f--- it 
h---- h----
you're a bunch of s----m sucking f--s

oh jeez

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1 2 3 4

had to

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2

it's the first day of the month
had to get up early to reconcile the batches
gotta do this every month
i forget the next line of the verse

but the chorus chorus it stinks so
the chorus chorus doesn't make me think much
chorus i forgot the chorus
actually i never wrote it

oh fart
this is horrible
this is torturous

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this is torturous
torturous
ok if we're gonna make it torturous
let's make it really really reverby and effecty

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1 2 3 4

it sounds the same as before doesn't it

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1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
had to get up early and reconcile the batches
gotta do this every month
oh god i hate to be an accountant

at h - - o x oh poo poo
i can't say the company name
'cause they'll sue me
they won't pay ne
they'll just sue me
oh f---

this is really horrible
i don't know why i'm fixating on such a stupid idea anyway

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1 2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
had to get up early and reconcile the batches
gotta do this every month
oh god i hate to be an accountant

at h---- h----
looks like i should not say the company name or they will sue me

i need a better chorus
i have no chorus
what a waste of tape
'cause i can't put this on the
that's what's so frustrating about this
not that this is bad
but that it's unpostable

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f--- it

had to get up

oh s---

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2 3 4

it's the first day of the month
had  to get up early and file the batches
have to do this every month
some days i hate to be an accountant

at an unnamed company
if i say their name i'm afraid they'll sue me
just to get another penny

oh it's the first day of the month
had to get up early and file the batches

s--t

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1 2 3 4

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1 2 3 4

oh it's the first day of the month
had to get up early and file the batches
gotta do this every month
some days i hate to be an accountant

at the company whose name i can't say
'cause they'll sue me sue me sue me 
just to get another penny
hey hey

oh jesus

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s---

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the h--- happen there?

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it's the first day of the month
had to get up early and file the batches
gotta do this every month
sometimes i hate to be an accountant

at the unnamed company
i can't say they'll name 'cause they'll sue me
they'll drive me into poverty

just to get another penny
just to get another penny
just to get another penny
out of me

it's the first day of the month
gotta listen to the fat boss again
she's always hounding me 
micromanaging me

until i just want to strangle her but i can't
'cause if i did the company would sue me

just for another penny
just for another penny
just to get another penny
from me

my bosses are so greedy
they make me live in a cubicle
i used to have a room at my old job

i never have

oh f--- it
this is hopeless
 
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all right this is take n
where n is the final f---ing take
1 2 f---ing go

it's the first day of the month
gotta get up early and file the batches
god i hate to do this every time

ok travis you can edit that bit out
you just can't stop playing you know that's the rule
and if i stop playing that's the end of the take
and that's the end of the song
just edit this
edit this

my fingers are hurting
my i'm so hot

f--- it
f--- it
f--- it
  

Lyrics to "Company Take N Plus 1":

hello
all right it's about an hour later
i took a break to go to back to work
i'm gonna try yet again to play the stupid song
i'm picking up the guitar now
probably not gonna get the same tempo as before

this is take n plus 1

it's the first day of the month
have to get up early and run the batches
gotta do this every month
sometimes i hate to be an accountant

at my company can't say their name or they'll sue me
they are so eager
to take my penny
i'm falling asleep

i just don't have the fire for it anymore

all right well that's an interesting experiment
take n + 1 sucked just as bad as the other ones
  

Lyrics to "Company Take N Plus 2":

take n + 2

it's the first day of the month
gotta get up early and do the batches
gotta do this every month
oh god i hate to be an accountant

at my company can't say their name or they'll sue me 
they are so greedy
that they would take my last penny

had to work late last night
they say it's loyalty
gotta do it every night
sometimes i hate to be an accountant

at my company can't say their name or they'll fire me 
it starts with an h

and they need their last penny
'cause their accounts are in a mess
they took a 6 month time to do an audit
 
i'm very disgusted with my guitar playing today
  

Lyrics to "Company Waste":

what a waste of tape
  

Lyrics to "Pay Cut":

guess what
i wasted about half an hour of my life 
trying to play a song about my girlfriend's company
where i feel they rip her off every time they can

instead of a pay cut oh god
you know i just i just gotta keep my mouth shut
instead of a raise
they gave her a pay cut

by moving her from hourly to salary
that's not a way to make money
hourly to salary 
she works too much overtime

hourly to salary
that's not the way to make money
???

she got a pay cut
instead of a ???

what am i gotta do with this tape
it's really pathetic

  

Lyrics to "Opportunity to Quit":

i know how i can get away with

i had an opportunity to quit
i had opportunity to quit
but i kept on trying and i kept on trying this song
i kept on doing take after take of this song

and none of the takes sound good
and that puts me in a very ???
and none of the takes sound good
and i am wanting to prepare some food

my fingers are killing me
what a waste of a day's guitar practicing eh
  

Lyrics to "Company Idiot":

 
ok almost done with this tape
almost wasted the entire tape on one song
which i still have not been able to do
i'm gonna try it again 'cause i'm an idiot
 
i just spent
5 hours listening to
podcasts about making music
and i realized

that i suck
haven't made a penny
haven't made a dime
wasted too much time

but that's ok
'cause i like music
as a hobby and that's efficient
and that's ok i just like to play

no chorus
all right fine

i like to noodle on my guitar
haven't had any hits so far
i keep telling myself maybe some time i will

but it's ok if i don't
oh god
i cannot stand my singing today

i wasted an entire tape
on a stupid guitar chord progression
any idiot can play
wasted an entire tape

on one idea 
it's a wasted idea dea
it's a wasted idea dea
oh what a waste

i wish i could play
a little bit better
a little bit better
i don't mean

with more finesse
just ??? unstable mess
about my ability
instead of this

time for the next tape
  

Lyrics to "Next Tape Promise":

i gotta start the next tape positively
because this one sucked
next tape is gonna be a good tape
i promise you that it will either be a good tape or not
i can make that promise to you
either a or not a
not not a and a
bye byte
  

Lyrics to "Pho Tonight":

all right today is june 1st 2007

 gonna have pho tonight
gonna have pho tonight
gonna have pho tonight
it's a vietnamese dish a culinary delight

gonna have pho tonight
gonna have pho tonight
gonna have pho tonight
it's a vietnamese pure delight

we're gonna have the dessert
and it is so sweet
and maybe if we feel like splurging
we'll get a couple of spring rolls
with that brown sauce

gonna have pho tonight
gonna have pho tonight
'cause i'm feeling really dehydrated

gonna have pho tonight
gonna have a really good time
slurping and then we use chopsticks

'cause pho in any variety
is so delicious to me
pho is spelled kinda funny
that's 'cause it's vietnamese

gonna have pho tonight
gonna have pho tonight
gonna have pho tonight
it's a culinary delight
  

Lyrics to "Daily Life":

gotta go to the bank
gotta go to the safe deposit box
gotta put the hard drive

gonna go to the bank
gonna go to the safe deposit box
gonna put the hard drive in
all this is so interesting
oh

enough about the daily life
i've heard enough about the daily life
enough about the daily life

oh god that was a disaster
  

Lyrics to "Disaster":

1 2 3 4

what a disaster
  

Lyrics to "80 Degrees":

it's so hot in here
it's probably like 80 degrees
that's no exaggeration
it's 80 degrees
and i'm starting to feel the saturation of the temperature

i always play the same thing on my guitar
and the keyboard is just as repetitive i find
and the drums it's the same old thing
i always play the same patterns

i always ??? myself
wishing i had just kept the guitar on the shelf
you know i do not know what i'm doing
i just keep wiggling my hands

[scat]

everything's a power chord to me
  

Lyrics to "Oldmonia":

june 4 2007

i caught a cold
and it makes me feel old

i have oldmonia
i have oldmonia
oldmonia

and it makes me moania
and it keeps me at homia
i got aches in my bonia
and it makes me feel alonia

oldmonia oh how i hate ya
oldmonia i hate to catch ya
oldmonia will you leave me alonia

oldmonia oh how i hate ya
oldmonia oh i hate to catch ya
oldmonia [scat]

i got a fevera
and a sore throatia
and red eyesia
and i aches so much

oldmonia oh how i hate ya
oldmonia why did i catch ya
oldmonia why won't you leave me alonia

oldmonia why did i catch ya
oldmonia oh how i hate ya
oldmonia won't you leave me alonia

yeah
  

Lyrics to "Pine Cedar Lost":

fade out before that point
you want a title for that one
pine cedar lost
'cause that's the hike we just did yesterday
we did pine lake then cedar lake and then lost lake
just call it pine cedar lost
bye bye
  

Lyrics to "5th of June":

5th of june

it's the 5th of june
sorry if i don't sing in tune
tomorrow is the 6th of june
maybe tomorrow i'll sing in tune

tomorrow's the 63rd anniversary
of d-day not that it means so much to me
tomorrow however is much more interesting
than today or maybe i just feel this way

the microphone is across the room
not as if i can sing in tune
the microphone is staring shyly at me
wondering if i will venture in for a kiss
but i am afraid 'cause i always miss
when it comes to singing it is not my thing
not that anything is
not that anything is

it is the 5th of june 
and i'm alone in my room
not fighting for anyone 
no battles ??? have begun

my only responsibility is to try to keep up
gotta try to try to try to keep up
with my own expectations and my own emotional demands
with my own projects and my own rules

it is 5th of june
and i'm playing a guitar out of tune
and i'm struggling to sing struggling to accomplish anything
struggling struggling

my plane is leaving from dover
gonna jump into a field of clover
my plane is leaving it's night out
cannot until the fight is out
the fight is out the fight is out

battle battle battling one again
i'm struggling struggling struggling once again
and i do not share the company of other men
'cause i'm stuck in my room with a guitar once again

it is the 5th of june
and i'm alone my room
i get to ??? 
all i do is play

it is the 5th of june
and while people are remembering other people
who died 63 years ago tomorrow
i just keep on playing playing playing playing playing
  

Lyrics to "Pretence":

oh god

it's all pretence 
when i pick up the guitar and open my mouth

ew

it's all pretence it's all pretence 
when i open up my mouth
it's all pretence it's all pretence 
when i open up my mouth

it's all pretence don't know what i'm singing
when i open up on my mouth
it's all pretence [scat]

lots of bad notes in there if you're counting

it's are you counting are you counting all the bad notes
there are lots of them
i don't know what i'm playing
don't know what key this is in

it's all pretence it's all pretence 
when i open up my mouth
it's all pretence don't know what i'm playing
just better go back to work

but

i like playing i like making lots of noise
it's okay with you it's okay with you 

but my fingers don't think it's okay because

they are hurting they are so sore
i cannot play very long

i can't do that anymore because my fingers hurt
  

Lyrics to "Pretence Reprise":

ha ha

call that pretense repise or something like that
repise pretense repise 
pretence reprise yeah
  

Lyrics to "Chuckles":

from across the seas
there floated a barrel of pigs knees
they locals called them knuckles
and ate them with chuckles
who was the colony's chipmunk

and then last week
someone spotted a sail upon the seas
soon another europeans landed
soon another barbecue began
and it started with chuckles

who the villagers named their european
with his musket and his cross and his holy water
chuckles upchucked the other chuckles
chuckles upchucked the other chuckles

i hope you faded out before that point
  

Lyrics to "Yucky Vocals":

everybody can make a noise

oh god
i just killed it with my vocals
that happens when my vocals enter the picture 
 and everything goes yucky
'cause i don't know how to sing
  

Lyrics to "Commence to Sing":

commence to sing
i don't feel like it's my thing
but i commence to sing
it just doesn't have a gratifying ring

commence to sing
but it doesn't have a satisfying ring
commence to sing
i don't think i've learned anyting
when i sing

i sing like i am 3
but don't pity me
i sing like i am 3
but don't cry for me

yes i am having a really fun time
annoying you maybe time
i am having fun sliding my fingers across the sing

but then i commence to sing
and the world sheds its years
'cause they hate my singing

well i admit
i sing like poop
well i admit
it to you

yikes

and i admit
my guitar playing isn't much better
and neither are my keyboarding skills

this sounds so laboured
this isn't oiong anywhere
it sounds so sloppy
but i don't really care

i don't really care

i don't really really care
i don't really really care
this is just trex you know
most of the music is really bad

you know the purpose
is basically to building a callous
across my soul

you know the lyrics
well they are pretentious
i'm just pretending to be pretentious
   

Lyrics to "I Hate the Sun":

d-day 2007
un tre [scat]

un de tu caca

my fingers are tired already and i haven't even recorded anything proper

un du tre cacaca

???
thank god he's the only one
???
thank god he's the only one

???
he's bad medicine
???
he's bad medicine

???
with a shotgun
???
stabbing a cop again

???
he very bad medicine
???

ok i got to make this more politically correct

un du tre caca

i hate the sun
it shrivels me out like a prune
i hate the sun
it sucks the energy right out of me

i hate the sun
i'm not the only one
do you hate the sun
then you aren't the only one

un du tre caca

i'm in the sun

un du tre caca

[scat]

i hate the sun
i'm the only one
do you hate the sun too
that makes 2 of us

we hate the sun
and we're not the only ones

my arms are getting tired
and i need to get this idea down don't i
because i'm sure you don't have the gist of it yet

un du tre caca

i'm in the sun
and i'm feeling like i'm burning like a raison
i'm in the sun
and i think about the reason

i hate the sun
doesn't everyone
do we hate the sun
i hate the eye the ugly sunny eye

???
that would be the perfect way

we hate the sun
doesn't everyone 
we hate the sun
don't everybody hate it

1 2 una da
un du tre caca

we're in the sun
i feel like a raison
in the sun
i couldn't think of a reason

i hate the sun
doesn't everyone
hate the sun
doesn't everyone

un du tre caca

you know
all these false starts
are putting these horrible divits in my fingers

un du tre caca

nothing is sounding good anymore
my fingers are hurting 

un du tre caca

we're in the sun
my hands feel like a raison
i hate the sun 
cannot think of a good reason

to be in the sun
like anyone
i hate the sun 
doesn't everyone

prefer the clouds
i like the way they caress the sky
i like the cool breeze
you do not get that when the temperature is high

i hate the sun 
doesn't everyone
i hate the sun 
or am i the only one

my fingers aren't hitting the notes
they just aren't pushing down the string hard enough because

the divits in my fingers are too hard

all right i'm trying this ill-begotten song again

un du tre caca

i hate the sun
doesn't everyone

it doesn't help that i haven't written any lyrics

and by the way
the divits in my fingers
they're not hard they're deep

i'm out in the sun
and my head is feeling like a raison
can't think of a good reason
to subject myself to this torture

i'm in the sun
my ear is buzzing

un du tre caca

i'm in the sun
and i'm feeling a bit like a raison
my ??? hurt
so are my fingers [scat]

see is trex supposed to capture like a brilliant performance
or is it just supposed to be like a journal for song ideas
that i'll never bother to finish
i don't get it
'cause i can't finish this one 'cause my fingers hurt too much
i got these deep divits in my fingers

deep divits in my fingers
deep divits in my fingers
and they hurt ??? playing the guitar
and it doesn't help that i have ??? ideas so far

i'm in the sun
??? everyone
???

my ear is buzzing



  

Lyrics to "Bleepitard":

Lyrics to "Sun Reprise":

all right 
i've given my fingers a 60 second breather
i'm gonna try it again
un du tre caca

in the sun
my head is feeling like a raison
or maybe it's a prune
but i really don't see any difference

i'm in the sun
doesn't everyone
in the sun
or am i the only one

un du tre caca

un du tre caca

apparently a 60 second breather wasn't enough
bye bye