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Track List

# title lyrics time download listen started recorded rating
1 Nothing in D lyrics 7:24 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
2 Verboten lyrics 4:42 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
3 Horrible Execution lyrics 5:16 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
4 Clunk City lyrics 3:38 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
5 Chaotic Cooking Talk lyrics 0:33 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
6 Chaosnorder - 12:26 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
7 Soothing Talk lyrics 0:33 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
8 Strengthening - 0:32 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
9 Always Looking lyrics 6:38 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
10 Bench Potato lyrics 1:30 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
11 I Am Tired Now lyrics 1:48 download listen locally - 2003-01-21
12 Plans lyrics 14:34 - - - 2003-01-21
Total 59:34 play all locally album rating:

Notes

This is another collection of piano songs recorded in Bellingham during January 2003. It was a physically and emotionally exhausting time for me; I was between jobs and temporarily uninsured when I somehow developed bronchitis. Ouch! Playing piano helped me kill time and cheer up a little.

Although the tape cover simply reads "January 2003", a journal entry says I played piano on 2003-01-21. Since there's a good chance that was the night I recorded these songs, I'll define that as the official date.

Songs

Nothing in D

Some bad notes in the middle taint this otherwise semi-interesting medley of improvised ideas. The long second part is a little cheesy.

The title refers to the fact that the piano I was using didn't have a good D key.

Lyrics to "Nothing in D":

tonight i can't play anything in d
'cause d doesn't work on this piano
tonight i can't play anything in d
and d is the easiest key
so i'll have to push myself
find another key in which to be
la de da da da da da de da
  

Verboten

This startys with my annoying southern accent. And then comes some so-so music. Mostly noodling, which turns into arpeggios. Boring arpeggios.

By the way, I think "key of d" refers to a person, in addition to the bad piano key. Coincidence? Maybe. That fact that I didn't switch to a different piano suggests that I appreciated the double-meaning.

Lyrics to "Verboten":

uh huh
that's right
can't play
a single bit
tonight
why?
'cause i just ain't in the mood
to play anything without sounding rude
i'll just
i'll mimic something
and i'll do something
i just can't play in the key of d
can't play in the key of d
because the key of d is verboten today

that's the reason the key of d is verboten

i must avoid the key of...
  

Horrible Execution

This is a series of bouncy improvised ideas. They're very sloppy, full of bad notes.

Lyrics to "Horrible Execution":

that's called "good idea horrible execution"
let's try this again
ok 1 2 3 4

yuck
  

Clunk City

Bunch of very clunky ideas, going nowhere.

Lyrics to "Clunk City":

hmm
ew
  

Chaotic Cooking Talk

This talks about musical chaos as a tool for finding new ideas, and relates it to cooking. Hmmm. Did I mention that I am not a cook?

Lyrics to "Chaotic Cooking Talk":

see the thing is
when the tape recorder's rolling
there's a certain conventional, um, approach

i have to break myself of that habit
i can't be conservative
i have to be
i'll just have to invest a little
i just gotta be chaotic

it's just like cooking
from the chaos
and the casualness
and the throwing away of the recipe
from that something original is created

um but you have to be brave enough to throw away the recipe
and when the tape recorder's running
it means there's someone tasting the food as you cook it

um and i just need to be the one that's tasting this i think

but i'll just try to pretend the tape recorder's not running
so here we go
  

Chaosnorder

I was trying to demonstrate that I could come up with something interesting out of chaos. This long improv starts utterly chaotic, then develops an familiar order, has some neat bits, but is mostly boring. So: chaos, snore, order. Get it?

Soothing Talk

Talking about soothing music. I was tired. Very tired.

Lyrics to "Soothing Talk":

all right
that was totally putting me to sleep
i'm like, can barely keep my eyes open
'cause that's just

it's very soothing
it doesn't sound all that fun to listen to
but it's very soothing
playing monotonous stuff like that

i wish i were better though
i wish it were both soothing for me
and also entertaining for the listener

but it's hard to do that in the evening
i usually don't play anything soothing in the evening
it's usually just kind of repetitive and

these are exercises
just kind of strengthening of the fingers
  

Strengthening

Here I go, strengthening those fingers. This has lots of fast, repetitive playing. The pattern crumbles at the end. My fingers are the equivalent of 130 pound weaklings!

Always Looking

Choppy piano groove. Almost catchy in parts. Not very soothing, though.

For some reason I started singing. Shortly after, the song collapsed. I've faded out the really bad bits.

Lyrics to "Always Looking":

girl
always looking at the ground
always looking
see what we found

always looking
always looking at the ground
always looking
see what we found
  

Bench Potato

Tired, clunky piano. No groove, no solid melody, no energy.

The title refers to the fact that I was falling asleep on the piano bench in the same way that a couch potato doses off to the drone of the TV.

Lyrics to "Bench Potato":

again i'm falling asleep

it's about as hard as watching tv

ooh
  

I Am Tired Now

Rhythmic, semi-melodic lullaby. Sleepy vocals. Just when the piano part started getting interesting, the tape ended.

Lyrics to "I Am Tired Now":

i am tired now
i am tired now
how am i supposed to be entertaining
if i am tired now

i am tired now
how am i supposed to be entertaining
  

Plans

This starts off melodically cheesy in a "My Old School" sort of way (which is not good). I was tired, and not exercising much quality control.

It then turned into an epic semi-autobiographical journal/letter. Weird. Funny at times, but mostly weird. There's lots of profanity.

Lyrics to "Plans":

it's called "plans for the weekend"

so making plans for the weekend
and then chaos enters
then crumple the plans
gotta hold onto my mood

making plans for the weekend
and everything's fragile
hold onto my mood
hold onto my mood

'cause everything goes s--tty when i'm not in control
everything goes s--tty when i'm not in control
but we start again

making plans for the weekend
got 'em nice and organized
did a lot of thinking
and a lot of planning

got plans for the weekend
i think it's gonna be nice
and guess what happens

and then chaos comes back and f--ks everything up
la la la la la la la...

got plans for the evening
we should handle that
it's only a couple hours
you should be able to spare that

got plans for the evening
i hope out it turns out nice
i've tried very hard to make it work

but then comes the chaos
external factors
out of my control
gotta hold onto my mood
and keep trying

we've got plans for this afternoon
we should be able to handle that
got plans for this afternoon
you should be able to schedule around that

oh then all f--k all happens
f--kin f--k
i'm gonna have to make a sanitary version of this song eventually
but let's just start over then

making plans for the summer
oh it should be real entertaining
making plans for the autumn
can't wait to spend time with you

making plans for the winter
bundle up all cozy

and then something f--ks them up
but i keep trying

making plans for next month
february should be nice
wide open spaces
in my calendar

got plans for the next month
february the lovers' month
and i anticipate lots of time to be with you

but then everything gets all f--ks up
because i am no longer in control at certain times
and you get the point of this song, don't you
i'm just gonna keep playing
because that's how life is
god d--n it

got plans for the weekend
can we handle that
got plans for the weekend
all i need is just 2 days

got plans for the weekend
sunny ride in the automobile

and guess what guess what guess what happens
and everything f--ks up
so what happened to the sanitary version of this song
i don't know
let's try it again
just gotta keep on pushing

you got plans for tomorrow
gotta cook and do errands with you
got plans for tomorrow
but your chaos is seeping into my life

and it's getting hard making plans now
because i gotta work around you
and it gets harder each time we make plans
because i don't have ??? ability to plan

ability to plan
i can't plan anymore
??? anything
everything just breaks down
and this is what it's like
to be with somebody who cannot hold a plan
this is what it's like to be with...

somehow i manage to get hold of my thumb
and my time
and i manage to put some order back into my life
and with that order i create another pattern

and with that pattern there comes this thing called hope
an optimism
and i works towards it
i works towards it
i works towards it
and there's a rhythm
and i try again

even without saying a word to you
or conveying any of my plans
something destroys my plans
and i don't know what it is
because you didn't have any influence on it
so why did my plan break down

well why did it die
why did it crumble
why did it fall

why did my plan break in half
what did you do
what did i do

what did what did what did happen
what did what did what did break
what did what did what did happen
what happened to my nice plan

what did what did what did happen
what did what did what did break
what did what did what did happen
to my nice plan to my nice plan

what did what did what did happen
what did what did
why did it break
why did it break
why did it break
my nice plan
my nice plan

i have loyalty to my plan
in my plan
i try hard to keep my plan
keep my plan

i have loyalty to my plan
to my plan
i try hard to keep my plan
to keep my plan

what did happen
what did happen
what did happen
why did it break

what did happen
what did happen
what did happen
why'd my plan break

but somehow
i refuse to believe that entropy will win
i refuse to believe that chaos will win
i refuse to believe that i will ultimately give in
i refuse that i will commit that grievous sin

of giving up
of f--king giving up
of f--king giving up
of f--king giving up

made plans for the weekend
i'm gonna f--king stick 'em
made plans for the weekend
i don't care if you say no

got plans for the weekend
i'm gonna make them happen
no matter what
no matter what
no matter what
no matter what

got plans for the weekend
gonna try real hard to keep them
made plans for the weekend
feel it owe it to myself

keep my plans for the weekend
weekends are mine, weekend are mine
in fact every day is mine
despite the chaos the days are mine
despite the chaos my life is mine
my life is mine
my life is mine

kept my plans for the weekend
i'm kinda happy with myself
kept my plans for the weekend
did everything i wanted to do

kept my plans for the weekend
chaos and all, warts and all
i won my battle and i'll win it again
despite the chaos in your life and mine

i will win the battle against entropy

i said i will win the battle against entropy
i said i will win the battle against entropy
i said i will win the battle against entropy

i f--king will