- Title: Best of IPECAC
- Artist: IPECAC
- Timespan: 10 September 1988
- Theme: first set of remakes
- Length: 55:16
- Tracks: 10
- Lyrics: 8
- MP3s: 10 play all locally
- Rating: ** [2] (1 rating) rate this album
Track List
# | title | lyrics | time | download | listen | started | recorded | rating |
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1 | Apostrophe Song (2) | lyrics | 2:50 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-09-10 | *** (1) |
2 | Trek (4) | - | 11:49 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-09-10 | **½ (1) |
3 | Chatter | lyrics | 0:51 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-09-10 | * (1) |
4 | Better Drumsticks | lyrics | 3:24 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-06-?? | *** (1) |
5 | Coup d'Etat | lyrics | 5:34 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-09-10 | **½ (1) |
6 | Petrify | - | 1:31 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-09-10 | **½ (1) |
7 | Hallogen (2) | lyrics | 3:29 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-09-10 | **½ (1) |
8 | Cacaphony and Euphony (2) | lyrics | 2:18 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-09-10 | * (1) |
9 | Kim Edition Interview | lyrics | 11:15 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-??-?? | * (1) |
10 | Good Earth Sequel | lyrics | 12:15 | download | listen locally | - | 1988-??-?? | * (1) |
Total | 55:16 | play all locally | album rating: | ** (1) |
Notes
Best of IPECAC may have seemed like a premature ego-trip from our (nonexistant) audience's perspective, but it was actually a humble attempt to improve some of the original recordings by adding better solos, cleaner production, etc.
We stuck with the original recording of "Better Drumsticks" since it was so hard to play (Jon tended to write difficult jazz songs whereas I wrote simple pop/rock) but we re-recorded four of our favorites and added two new songs.
From a 1989-02-15 journal entry:
With all these unpolished, incomplete songs circulating, we decided to re-record the ones with the most potential on a Best of IPECAC album. This was a good idea, because the success of the newly improved songs inspired us to work on writing music instead of improvising all the time.
In other words, Best of IPECAC made us appreciate our well-written songs. At the same time, though, we still were in love with improvisation. We needed to find a balance between formula and fun.
Kim Edition
In 2007 my cousin Kim gave me a box of tapes that I had sent to her in the late 1980s. One of those tapes was a special version of Best of IPECAC. It omitted "Coup d'Etat", "Cacaphony and Euphony (2)", and the first set of between-song "Chatter", but included an "interview" and the "Good Earth Sequel" on the end. It also had its own tape cover, designed by Jon:
Songs
Apostrophe Song (2)
- Best of IPECAC track 1
- Complete IPECAC track 22
- IPECAC Picks track 3
- recorded: 1988-09-10
- length: 2:50
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310, vocals | wrote: lyrics
- Jon Friesen - sax, Casio CT-310, vocals | wrote: music
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This is our remake of "Apostrophe Song" (on Gourmet). It's a lot leaner and tighter than the original. Jon's solo is pretty cool; you can tell he'd improved tons over the past couple months.
Jon's sleeve notes for the Kim Edition of Best of IPECAC:
The Apostraphe Song (Band Theme)
For those of you who are confused, it might help to realize that IPECAC was originally called APOSTRAPHE. This is a fairly early song.
Nice spelling, Jon!
Lyrics to "Apostrophe Song (2)":
INTRO: in june 1988 the group apostrophe was formed VERSE: hear us ring, see us swing all of us dancing the bong-a-long hear us sing, see our zing 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we be king hey don't ding the pots please don't dent the bowls try to spare the box look at the holes CHORUS: 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we be king 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we can sing 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we can rhyme 'postrophe crushin' all of the time VERSE: crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' and bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' etc. crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' crushin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' 'postrophe bustin' 'cause we got power 'postrophe bustin' 'cause it's our hour 'postrophe bustin' as we sing 'postrophe bustin' everything CHORUS: 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we be king 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we can sing 'postrophe crushin' 'cause we can rhyme 'postrophe crushin' all of the time
Trek (4)
- Best of IPECAC track 2
- Complete IPECAC track 23
- recorded: 1988-09-10
- length: 11:49
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310, cornet | wrote: music
- Jon Friesen - sax, tupperware
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This is the final version of "Trek". The rhythm and tuning are more together than in earlier versions. It also feels faster. Unfortunately, the mix is wimpy and sterile; it seems too serious.
The third section starts off super-sloppy but gradually comes together. My cornet playing sucks, but Jon sounds great.
Jon's sleeve notes for the Kim Edition of Best of IPECAC:
Trek (Keyboard Feature)
This song has three movements. It is one of their oldest and best songs. At the end it breaks directly into their next song which is...
Chatter
- Best of IPECAC track 3
- Complete IPECAC track 24
- recorded: 1988-09-10
- length: 0:51
- Travis Emmitt - talking
- Jon Friesen - talking
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Benign between-song chatter.
NOTE: This was excluded from the Kim Edition.
Lyrics to "Chatter":
TRAV: in july 1988 apostrophe played a couple more songs but in august 1988 they changed their name to ipecac the spirit of the wonderful band of apostrophe lives on in the immortal beings composing ipecac, and today ipecac plays still this is the best of -- JON: ipecac TRAV: the best of ipecac, recorded september 10th 1988 coming up is a song world-wide known, at least in our world, as "better drumsticks".
Better Drumsticks
- Gourmet track 3
- Best of IPECAC track 4
- Complete IPECAC track 5
- IPECAC Picks track 1
- recorded: 1988-06-??
- length: 3:24
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310, vocals, tupperware | wrote: lyrics
- Jon Friesen - sax, vocals | wrote: music
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Jon wrote the music, and I wrote the lyrics (which make fun of complainers). It's a sloppy shambles. For some reason we liked it enough to put it on Best of IPECAC as-is.
Jon's sleeve notes for the Kim Edition of Best of IPECAC:
Better Drumsticks (Jazz/Fusion riff)
This song demonstrates a special effect which involves speeding up the tape. You will notice the almost superhumanly fast tempo as well as the abnormally high pitch. The vocals were not accelerated, however.
I don't remember why we called it "Better Drumsticks". Maybe the implication was that if we got better drumsticks, we'd play more pointless percussion jams?
Jon and I traded off vocals in the second verse, which was kinda a neat effect. It was often hard to coax him to sing.
Lyrics to "Better Drumsticks":
VERSE: you want chivalry you lose women's rights you want faster days you get slower nights you want stonger arms you get longer fights you want more attention you get brighter lights you want smaller taxes we have larger debts you want fewer missiles they make stronger threats you want easy lives you'll have more regrets you want impossible dreams so that's what you get CHORUS: if you want a quick drug you'll get a life-long low if you want a quick drug you'll get a life-long low wooh BRIDGE: it's, it's so true you want chivalry you lost women's rights you want chivalry VERSE: you want chivalry you lose women's rights you want faster days you get slower nights you want stonger arms you'll get longer fights you want more attention you get brighter lights you want smaller taxes we have larger debts you want fewer missiles they make stronger threats you want easy lives you'll have more regrets you want impossible dreams so that's what you get CHORUS: if you want a quick drug you'll get a life-long low if you want a quick drug you'll get a life-long low END: wooh yeah look at him go
Coup d'Etat
- Best of IPECAC track 5
- Complete IPECAC track 25
- recorded: 1988-09-10
- length: 5:34
- Travis Emmitt - percussion, vocals | wrote: lyrics
- Jon Friesen - Casio CT-310
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This was my percussion-heavy political song. I wanted it to sound tribal and dark. It has a few false starts. Don't most coups? It also has lots of bloody imagery.
We probably played this in one take (with no overdubs). This means Jon played the keyboard while I sang and banged on pots and pans.
This was a remake of a Trex song. Only the words are the same; the music is completely different.
NOTE: This was excluded from the Kim Edition.
Lyrics to "Coup d'Etat":
INTRO: you start it, go 1,2,3,4 ahhh i don't know, it does that sometimes when you overload 1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,ready go VERSE: cheated workers, records fake [???] 1,2 cheated workers, records fake burglaries, bills they take arguments, fists awake riots start, tensions break mass revolts, lives at stake weapons drawn, muzzles shake first bloodshed, bullets rake cops called in, big mistake waves of blood, fakes caked stores ablaze, children baked massive battles, huge outbreak towns erupt, cities quake allies part, friendships break [???] missiles snake bombs are dropped, holes they make [???] fire [???] [???] fire [???] human flesh, stench like steak human flesh CHORUS: coup d'etat, overtake coup d'etat, overtake... VERSE: cheated workers, records fake burglaries, bills they take arguments, fists awake riots start, tensions break hey, mass revolts, lives at stake weapons drawn, muzzles shake first bloodshed, bullets rake cops called in, big mistake waves of blood, fakes caked stores ablaze, children baked massive battles, huge outbreak towns erupt, cities quake allies part, friendships break rockets launch, missiles snake rockets launch, missiles snake bombs are dropped, holes they make human flesh, stench like steak CHORUS: coup d'etat, overtake coup d'etat, overtake... all this death, for what sake? coup d'etat, overtake coup d'etat, overtake... END: a different people rules another leader falls all in an endless cycle an eternal waterfall
Petrify
- Best of IPECAC track 6
- Complete IPECAC track 26
- recorded: 1988-09-10
- length: 1:31
- Travis Emmitt - Casio CT-310
- Jon Friesen - sax | wrote: music
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Jon wrote this short piece. We played it by the numbers. No improvisation.
Jon's sleeve notes for the Kim Edition:
Petrify (Short and Weird)
This is a brand new song that can only be found on this album!!! Wow!
Hallogen (2)
- Best of IPECAC track 7
- Complete IPECAC track 27
- recorded: 1988-09-10
- length: 3:29
- Travis Emmitt - mellophone, cornet, talking
- Jon Friesen - sax, tupperware
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We really liked this song's funkiness, but didn't know how to solo over it. It sounds empty. We were trying to do it all in one take (no overdubs), and wanted to avoid using my keyboard's canned basslines. Since my mellophone was the bass part, that meant I couldn't play anything else. Jon had to keep soloing on top. I think if we had allowed ourselves some overdubs, we could have done a cool version of this song.
Jon's comments (from 1988 tape to Kim):
Hallogen (Mass Improv)
There are two types of IPECAC songs: mass improvisationals and written songs. The best ones are written down, but this mass improve was included to provide a well rounded view of the group.
NOTE: The Kim Edition omits the talking in the beginning.
Lyrics to "Hallogen (2)":
this is before we run out of tape this is until we run out of tape
Cacaphony and Euphony (2)
- Best of IPECAC track 8
- Complete IPECAC track 28
- recorded: 1988-09-10
- length: 2:18
- Travis Emmitt - sax, talking
- Jon Friesen - sax, talking
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Nice grammar, Trav. Nice playing, IPECAC. This is horrible. Zero energy, zero ideas. I think Jon was tired of recording (it had been a long day) and my messing with his sax wasn't helping things.
Jon's sleeve notes for the Kim Edition of Best of IPECAC (on which it doesn't actually appear):
Junkie (Structured mass improv)
This song is basically one long solo alternating between the two musicians, while the other plays a jazz funk background.
Lyrics to "Cacaphony and Euphony (2)":
TRAV: this is ipecac, the best of ipecac we are here to show how good we can play and now we have cacaphony and euphony this is our funky version and this one is almost 10 times better than the other one here it is: ca-caphectomy and eu-- uno, tres one uno, tres uno, tres [start playing] TRAV: [???] record JON: back to keyboard [???] recording TRAV: dad, dad, look!
Kim Edition Interview
- Best of IPECAC track 9
- Complete IPECAC track 29
- recorded: 1988-??-?? (approximate)
- length: 11:15
- Travis Emmitt - talking, Casio CT-310
- Jon Friesen - talking, Casio CT-310
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
This "interview" was included at the end of the Kim Edition (which wasn't re-discovered until 2007). It's energetic, juvenile, and occasionally funny, in that geeky IPECAC sort of way.
First, I interviewed Jon and then we swapped roles. The references to Here and Now imply that that album was either underway or completed by the time we recorded this.
Lyrics to "Kim Edition Interview":
TRAV: (panting) i have caught up with jonathon friesen we're jogging along together here's jonathon friesen; say hello jon JON: (panting) hi, hello TRAV: and he is a member of the band ipecac and jon i have an idea JON: can i stop? TRAV: yeah JON: or are you gonna go on chasing after this gotta keep on going all right hurry hurry ah okay TRAV: all right, he collapsed very low constitution ok jon JON: ok TRAV: here, let's sit down on this fire hydrant ok JON: wait, ??? dog again i think it's doing something TRAV: oh man got my leg ok jon JON: ok yo ok TRAV: right JON: ok TRAV: jon JON: yeah TRAV: i am reporter mahr koos JON: ok TRAV: mahr koos as in m a h r k o o s have you heard of me? JON: ah oh yeah i listen to you all the time TRAV: yeah? on what channel JON: uh, wgay TRAV: no, that's wfag, sorry very close now i have to ask you oh how much time to you have JON: i have about 15 minutes TRAV: ok, do you really mind talking to me? JON: oh no, no TRAV: ok let me ask you some questions JON: sure TRAV: number one JON: ok, yo TRAV: why did did that say did? did you join the band ipacoc? oh JON: ipecac TRAV: ipecac, sorry, read it wrong JON: well actually, i didn't really join it there are only 2 people and so we kind of came together and made the group ipecac so you can't really join it it's just like you make it, you don't join it since there are only 2 people TRAV: ok have you had any recording experience before you joined the group ipecac JON: yes, i was once a member of the rather obscure group laser you probably haven't heard of us we were kind of a rock spoof group TRAV: in fact, i have not heard of you JON: really? i'm not surprised it was in my shady past but you know it provided the um TRAV: (barking) JON: calm down get back, get back ok, it provided me the TRAV: (meowing) JON: the musical experience that i needed to join this group and bring it to a level of perfection that is unprecedented among this size of a group TRAV: nice speech but from now on can you just answer yes or no? JON: certainly TRAV: ok, do you have any idols in this world JON: uh, yeah TRAV: do you want to expand on that? JON: yes TRAV: ok, expand JON: yes TRAV: all right, cancel my last request for yes or no expand on it JON: ok, i was going to easter island, and TRAV: (meowing) JON: shut up cat i was taking a vacation on easter island you know, with those huge huge statues they have lots of little replicas and i bought one those are idols so i do have a few idols in this world TRAV: ok name three things you love about america JON: about america? uh, it's easy enough to pronounce america, gosh, america well the national america sounds okay but it's impossible to sing it's hard enough to play so that's a problem with it but three things i love well it's easy to pronounce starts with an a which makes it sound a-okay the word america what is the third thing good about the word america TRAV: um well if you turn it around JON: oh yeah TRAV: you can also pronounce it amoreeka JON: certainly, yeah i think i had a girlfriend named that TRAV: yeah, amorekee it reminds me of a very glorious woman doesn't it JON: she was my cleaning lady TRAV: yeah, that's what it means in pig-ipecacian JON: not exactly but TRAV: not glorious, stoic women there we go JON: yeah i guess but this was not a stoic woman she was a cleaning lady TRAV: um close enough, yeah, very close ok name 3 things you totally hate about america or you wish you could change JON: about the country or the word? TRAV: either one JON: ok well the country has that difficult national anthem that's a problem also there isn't enough originality after all, travis and i are probably the last living truly original human beings on the earth as i said in my very famous book "travis and me" TRAV: "and i" or is it "me"? JON: it's "and me" it shows a little cultural background TRAV: yeah slang JON: yeah well, though, slang is not a good word for it but i guess so, yeah TRAV: oh well what are 2 other things you hate about it? JON: i already gave 2; you want 4 things? TRAV: no just one more JON: ok there you go: math well there aren't good enough radio announcers they don't know their math and i hate it when that happens TRAV: oh JON: also, the wires are very low quality TRAV: yeah well actually this microphone is made in taiwan and [noise] yeah the wires aren't always that high quality the sort of tend to just fade out and [noise] and eventually they just get back together JON: oh my god i've just figured out the meaning of life TRAV: what is it? JON: this will revolutionize living everywhere everybody will be happy i now know how the universe works i have the opportunity to broadcast it i may forget it soon but here goes [noise] in a beer can TRAV: my god, that's fantastic can i quote you on that? JON: certainly TRAV: all right, one more question before i leave JON: certainly TRAV: because you time is definitely limited JON: yeah, i've got to get back to my jogging anyways i'm getting shin splints TRAV: all right, one last question how... and the second degree? JON: (laughing) well, um TRAV: oh, i'm sorry, i accidentally hit record off JON: well, in answer to your question though what makes the ??? i think the ??? enriching values of it certainly adds more self-actualization to the individual TRAV: oh god that is so poetic JON: i've got to get back to my jogging though TRAV: all right JON: hey, watch out for that car TRAV: (screaming) JON: uh, welcome to wfag now to follow up with our interview last week with jonathon friesen TRAV: [animal noises] JON: we have here travis emmitt, the other and now the only member of ipecac the other member was the late jonathon friesen now travis, how did ipecac start? TRAV: well, generally, jon, i'm sorry, let me get my cup off my head shawn? shawn hackman, is that your name? JON: shawn bartley hackman died along with jon friesen TRAV: oh that was terrible shawn hackman you were a friend of mark koos, weren't you? JON: yes TRAV: the indian reporter? JON: the name is shawn bartley, though TRAV: yeah, the lonely rabbi [burp] JON: please answer the question TRAV: all right, what was the question? JON: how did ipecac start? TRAV: um, i think these people back in the 18th century took this medicine that made you throw up and they put it in a bottle and they called it ipecac which means in greece medicine that makes you throw up JON: i see TRAV: and in greek it also means medicine that makes you vomit they're not very professional in greece JON: so what made you name your group after this medicine TRAV: oh you want me to expand why didn't you say that some interviews just want you to say yes or no [burp] i'm sorry, man i shouldn't have put the microphone down there in the first place JON: gosh, that's gross TRAV: is there something wrong? do you find that humorous? back in june 1988 jonathon friesen, the late jonathon friesen oh how i miss him joined with me to create the band apostrophe which was named apostrophe because we wanted to call it and so then in august 1988 shorter after my trip to duck, north carolina i decided to change the name to ipecac mostly because [noise] and that's just about it JON: i see okay some small technical difficulties i hope you don't mind now what are the culturally enriching, socially conscious messages behind your music i mean, how do you expect the listener to actualize himself in accordance with social morals in this present day and age TRAV: well the groups out there named poison and they are sort of bad and polluting they have a lot of bad languages in them and bad images negative images about america ipecac is here to give you more negative images but it sort of makes you the other images these are more trivial yeah, trivial, travis, you know, very close JON: well thank you you had a song about grape juice stains in a carpet can you sing a few bars of that TRAV: all right i don't really sing that well this is my off-week JON: it's the death i'm sure that really disrupted your TRAV: yeah, ues, definitely [with music] grape juice oh grape juice on the ??? in a puddle in the floor mother screaming bloody murder and then she points to the door yeah JON: well, that was certainly exciting TRAV: i know, how many people do you know that can sing chords JON: yeah, that's true, and where did that music come from? it just kinda beamed into you TRAV: i've been practicing i can just like go [with music] wah wah wah there's that note that's sort of out of tune but i can't help that it comes out of my nose JON: that's actually very incredible i'm very impressed now TRAV: actually most of the ipecac songs on induces vomitting where a capello like the drums, like here [fake and keyboard drums] see, i do that through my nose and the crack between my teeth most of the songs on induces vomitting were a capello that's why they're so bad i mean i'm very sorry JON: this just in jonathon friesen is still alive your reaction TRAV: oh my god JON: he survived by tangling his nose hairs with the truck's radiator he was dragged for several reaction your reaction TRAV: oh my god JON: you don't get his life insurance either your reaction TRAV: oh god da-- JON: ok, thank you for listening to that news flash now back to travis what are your plans now that jonathon friesen is still alive? here and now TRAV: uh, i think we're gonna make an album and since he's alive here and now i think we're gonna call the album "here and now" here spelled with an h e r e very creative, isn't it? JON: yes, well i'm sure the public with be waiting excitingly for that don't forget to look out not only for their latest album "best of ipecac" but also for their upcoming album "here and now" thank you for listening TRAV: ok, on the next side we're gonna have something very different jon doesn't know what we're gonna do yet but i wrote this play and it's called the serious melancholic sequel and it's a sequel to the good earth if you guys up there have read this you will get this tape before you get the other tapes and i have a lot of other tapes waiting since june and there is no hurry, ha ha ha ha ha all right, we're gonna begin this on the next side so you can fast-forward or if you want to listen to just dead air for the next 5 minutes whatever suits you [a couple minutes pass] you like listening to dead air, don't you?
Good Earth Sequel
- Best of IPECAC track 10
- Complete IPECAC track 30
- recorded: 1988-??-?? (approximate)
- length: 12:15
- Travis Emmitt - talking
- Jon Friesen - talking
- mp3: download listen locally (flash player)(HTML5 player)
Jon and I included this on the second side of the Kim Edition tape.
It's a very silly interpretation of The Serious Melancholic Sequal, which was one of my sequels to The Good Earth. It's pretty horrible, and is here for completeness only.
Jon's reference to Fake Reverb implies that this was recorded after 1988-09-24.
Lyrics to "Good Earth Sequel":
TRAV: ok, just do the narrative JON: it is two years after the chinese communist revolution of 1949 so I suppose it's 1951 TRAV: oh, my stomach! doctor! i need a doctor! JON: quiet! it's my turn don't interrupt now, as i was saying the communists control this particular region where the story takes place TRAV: done? okay help! i need a doctor! JON: wang! fight it! you've got to do it, for me! quick, fetch your father doctor tang! TRAV: money; you need money and we don't have money so let me die just like o-lan i'm getting old, and have to die some time why not now? he's losing it he can't take much more i say we leave him alone JON: let him die? that's barbaric! maybe in russia or europe but not in my house! TRAV: speak clearly your house?! your house?!!! ha ha ha ha ha not quite, honey you aren't even related to wang he's my father; i'm his son! if anyone is to talk about running this house, it has to be me! JON: you're forgetting something, boy: this is as much my house now as it is yours in fact, it's equally belonging to the poor fool it belongs to the party now, not wang's sons TRAV: enough, woman! i've had enough...uh...badgering today i've got work to do JON: thank god for communism! as long as it deals with people like that beast, i don't mind sharing the house with half the village TRAV: where he? where wang? TRAV: right in here, good sir save him if you can, and may your children follow mao, and your grandchildren follow mao... TRAV: uh, awwwight JON: pear blossom, sir TRAV: dovely name for a dovely girl JON: that's so typical of men i hate it! i hate them! well, actually... TRAV: stop your babbling and get in here! JON: oh! will he be all right? TRAV: yes, he'll be fine, just a little gas pain he's awwwight now so i'd better be going TRAV: oahhh...oahhh... thank you doctor tang JON: the fee? TRAV: no fee, dove this is socialism now you mustn't pay the government to keep its own workers alive! now good day JON: goodbye, grand sir, and thank you TRAV: don't thank me, thank mao JON: oh, wang! you made it! TRAV: my doll, my love... i need your strength... JON: good night, wang lung, my friend it is approximately three weeks later wang lung's strength is ebbing... TRAV: my soul wishes not to linger in this world my body cannot continue many more days yet my heart yearns to stay with you in this house long ago... JON: not another lecture, is it friend? TRAV: i have not the energy to debate with you whether you should or shouldn't listen to me it is your decision long ago, when my father and i toiled over our tiny plot of earth with our own two calloused hands, not once did we falter in our labor [cough] not once did we allow [cough] the land to be oh, i'm sorry, some phlegm came up please, daughter JON: [coughing] TRAV: i hope it's not catching not once did we falter in our labor, not once did we allow [cough] oh, there, it's gone want me to continue, dear daughter JON: yes TRAV: don't cry, i'll be all right JON: [crying] i can't help it TRAV: not once did we -- shut up daughter not once did we falter in our labor not once did we allow the land to be neglected as it lies now our very lives depending upon the land for food and status when our crops grew well we profitted we were able to buy an ox to pull a plow by i know it's sad, daughter, but please do not cry and still we had to dig and wade in the earth like swine, though we took a special pride in that to us, there was [screaming] some phlegm, i'm sorry JON: [crying] TRAV: don't worry, daughter, i shall not perish until my time to perish is here to us there was nothing like the pay off for a hard season's labor eventually, when i got myself a wife, o-lan my work became a little less strenuous for she helped with most of the labor though by this time, my father was unable to work JON: [crying] TRAV: for the next few years, we went through hardship after hardship and blessing after blessing and soon, oh god, i'm dizzy we were the wealthiest family in the city that was hard work and it paid off nowadays, though, no matter how hard you try and how many sacrifices you make and if you're reading this or not, it doesn't matter it says the same thing no matter if you ready it forwards or backwards or if you listen to the tape you achieve nothing... JON: that's not true, father if you listen to the tape backwards, it sounds different TRAV: [coughing] i'm sorry, i'll be all right JON: you are helping the state, the country, the people TRAV: yes, the people! the people who sit on their butts all day in a store while i am sweating in the fields! i am feeding the penniless slaves and beggars of the town, yes but also i am feeding men like my uncle, and his wife, the blubber-butt of the earth who did nothing but count the money i earned for their own uses they're all parasites the system's a parasite and i am the most unwilling host these people will take equal responsibility to work under socialism JON: sadly, wang lung died shortly afterwards TRAV: but not the actor JON: but not the actor - hey, hey, get outa here! TRAV: later! JON: anyways, the two elder brothers, elder and younger forgetting about the new concept of communism immediately began arguing over who was to acquire the property and leadership over the house of wang younger, come here we must talk i must run this house you will help me TRAV: you stutter too much hold on there, papers-boy you stutter you-you-you stutter too much you stutter too much JON: newsflash; wang lung is still alive TRAV: oh my god! [stuttering and rapping] hold on there, papers-boy you-you you who's to say you are the fit man to determine the ways of our harvests? you have no experience in grain sales you have to pay ten silver for a pound of rice! JON: this just in: wang lung is still alive! he apparently kept himself alive by tangling his nosehairs with the radiator of the truck you reaction TRAV: what color what the cat JON: hey, you, settle down no one but the state will run this house and if you TRAV: h-h-hey you, h-h-hey you JON: leave my house, dung wee! we'll settle this matter by ourselves without you or the darn state's interference TRAV: yet i understand his reasons for supporting communism for all his life he's been a worker, never with wealth or responsibilty he doesn't expect more, and is satisfied with being equal to everyone else but we, who, by the way, are rapidly growing old grew up most of our lives on our father's success and mounting fortune communism lowered our individual wealth so it's understandable that we resent this system JON: [at same time] number one: no one talks like that in real life number one: no one talks like that in real life [operatic singing] number one: no one talks like that in real life and, number two: well, maybe you might be right but the system isn't - TRAV: the system isn't suited for our past ways of life, i understand but we have to learn to accept that change of course, there are many, many rich land owners who have had to give up there hard-earned positions due to the new system and those land-owners would definitely listen to dumb things such as this which would have such a poor portrayal of chinese culture but still, there are many times more poor people whose self respects and maybe even lives have been saved by the same changes it is a just system, though apparently unbeneficial to ourselves would you rather be robbed blind by bandits it would risk our lives, our very lives, our incredibly very very lives or our very very that's an adverb by the way, very, no it's not, it's an adjective or have our wealth shared among the needy as it is now it is for a much better cause, period JON: ridiculous! you are sounding exactly like a communist sermon-preacher it's about time i heard one; thank you exits a little while later, dung wee and jung du run in TRAV: younger, it's settled, i convinced him. JON: see, he must have convinced his brother to let him be the so-called ruler of the house neither one of them follows the system; they're both traitorous! TRAV: no way! i explained to my brother that - JON: ere wis or yolder other? TRAV: silence JON: silence; ere wis or yolder other? TRAV: i-in his room don't harm me i'm a frail old man JON: fifty is not frail, child my grandfather is ninety-four and still fighting in the army BOTH: against these nationalists? JON: yes, of course, twit wait here ile i et or other enters elders room dragging out elder come with me exclamation point all three follow him outside end of brackets from her room, pear blossom hears two gunshots, a desparate yell and then another gunshot she rushes out to find the dead bodies of dung and her two brothers with jung standing over them, holding a gun she screams there is a fourth gunshot TRAV: the final end JON: oh shut up TRAV: this, this, no i say it JON: is fake reverb TRAV: no, no, look BOTH: [alternating words] this is for people namely my father who either have not read the book and are not familiar with the chinese communist revolution comma or just don't get the preceding story period even if you are completely familiar with communist china and my writing style comma you might want to read this scene one colon housecall started with wang wanglung feeling he needed a doctor period while the lord of the house lay on his his supposed supposed death bed doctor pear blossom and the younger brother debate about katy's topic the doctor finally comes recountance and declares that wang lung is going to be okay scene 2 recountance if that's a word contains the most expressive period part of the play: wang lung's tale of childhood, hard work, and criticism of the communist system the third and final scene comma living lungless is probably possibly the most important first the brothers start arguing after wang dies lie about about who's who's to rule the house gradually, the discussion turns one-sided; the younger brother analyzes the positive sides of communism, while the elder just agrees the two are mistaken for nationalists, and, leader jung du in truth i got bored and killed them off but it adds a touch of realism to the story TRAV: that was sad JON: that was pathetic TRAV: that was my play JON: that was, yeah TRAV: it was chewed up and [pbbbt] spit out we're gonna take a break