- Title: Dead Practice 1
- Artist: Anchovies
- Timespan: June 1991
- Theme: first Dead Anchovies practice, with guitar
- Length: 10:17
- Tracks: 2
- Lyrics: 2
- MP3s: 0
- Rating: *** [3] (1 rating) rate this album
Track List
# | title | lyrics | time | download | listen | started | recorded | rating |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | How Ya Is'n (4) | lyrics | 6:31 | - | - | - | 1991-06-?? | **½ (1) |
2 | Jon Sucks | lyrics | 3:46 | - | - | - | 1991-06-?? | ***½ (1) |
Total | 10:17 | album rating: | *** (1) |
Notes
This was recorded (at my house) about a year after Jon quit. We were still sore at Jon leaving. Really sore. Sorry about the lyrics. The cool thing is Luke's guitar.
I'm guessing that I was using my Yamaha SY55 by this point. I had bought it back in 1990, so the timeframe fits. You can hear the split keyboard, which is something I couldn't have done on my old Casio. Maybe I was using Luke's, but I have the feeling I was on the SY55.
Songs
How Ya Is'n (4)
- Dead Practice 1 track 1
- Complete Anchovies track 32
- recorded: 1991-06-??
- length: 6:31
- Anand Ajgaonkar - alto sax
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals | wrote: music
- Allen Foster - drums
- Luke Marshall - electric guitar
- Jon Friesen | wrote: lyrics
This was the final performance of "How Ya Is'n".
Man, what bitterness. For about a year, our motif was making fun of Jon. I had to censor this for the web. Very harsh!
The nice thing is Luke's guitar work. Too bad nobody will ever hear it!
Lyrics to "How Ya Is'n (4)":
TRAV:
this is the master anchovies
trying to show jon that we don't need him
this is a very short version of the rap
INTRO:
and it tastest a little something like fish
hit it!
5,4,3,2,1, and
VERSE 1:
cruisin' down the street i got to the place
where the weirdos hang out and i got my mace ready
for an incident 'cause you never know
what a blind quadroplegic morphodite might show you
i kept my distance from the darkest alley
where the schitzofrentic ninjas were having a rally
i heard a noise and i turned around
who had made that sound?
[the following is heavily censored]
VERSE:
??? to the place
where the weirdos come from
and he looked around a little more
and we picked up the tempo
'cause we don't need jon
yeah!
VERSE:
???
and then, and then
we got back together
and tried to play
some anchovies
some day
before graduation
before we all went off to school
and we left out jon
??? so cool
and ???
and we are cool
and here's allen on the drums
allen can solo
here's allen
Jon Sucks
- Dead Practice 1 track 2
- Complete Anchovies track 33
- recorded: 1991-06-??
- length: 3:46
- Anand Ajgaonkar - drums, vocals
- Travis Emmitt - Yamaha SY55, vocals
- Allen Foster - vocals
- Luke Marshall - electric guitar
Man, this is a mean song. The music is great fun, though. Luke's guitar work is inspiring, and my keyboard solos are wild.
The song gets cut off at the end, which really sucks (no pun intended). It was really cool while it lasted. Too bad I have to censor it!
Lyrics to "Jon Sucks":
ANAND:
jon sucks
jon sucks...
TRAV:
jon sucks
jon sucks...
[heavily censored]
here's allen
ALLEN:
ooooooh [sings scat]
do re mi fa so li ti do
TRAV:
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
pickin up the pace, 3,4
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
1,2,jon sucks
jon sucks
ALLEN:
ooooooh
gotta go now, trav
TRAV:
???
let's teach jon how much he sucks
ALLEN:
???
see you at graduation
i'm going now
TRAV:
???