tripalot.com > travis > blog

Productivity Guru Wastes Time

On curiosity I decided to try to find some linux podcasts. On the way I found some recommendations from a productivity guru. Since I'm into productivity, I subscribed to his podcast. And downloaded all his previous 'casts. And listened to every one.

And now I'm thinking: what a waste of my time! He didn't say diddly poop that could help me. Not that I need help. I already know that productivity is simply a product of ivity, and as long as I have ivity I will be productive.

What is ivity?

Nothing, really. It's just a nonsense word. I just wasted your time. Doncha love me? Wanna buy my book?

Seriously, though, blogs are stupid. So are most podcasts. Notice that I said "most" podcasts but not "most" blogs. That's because all blogs are stupid. Really really stupid. I have yet to see a blog that makes me want to read it routinely. I don't care how good a writer someone is. I do not want to read someone else's ideas on a computer screen. How boring! In print, maybe. If there are lots of colors. But not on a computer screen. Blogs are stupidddddd!!!

Mine included. I just wasted your time. Doncha love me? Wanna subscribe to my podcast? Sorry, I don't have one. I just have this stupid blog. And it's wayyy too stupid to encourage repeat readings. Heck, even my lovey-dovey girlfriend doesn't bother keeping up with these posts. Heck, even I don't bother keeping up with these posts. I seriously forget what I last wrote. Something about memory? I don't remember. Ha ha ha!

Blogs are stupid. So are podcasts about productivity. Anyone who needs tips on how to be productive is unlikely to seek tips on how to be productive. A self-crowned productivity guru's audience is a bunch of other self-crowned productivity gurus. Or, if not gurus, then productivity journeymen. And journeywomen. The productivity analysis community is like a circle wank. Waste of my time. Get your paws off of me, productivity evangelist creeps! I can wank my own ivity, thank you!

Leave a Reply